Ball sweat

[narc]

So it's getting warmer out, and ball sweat is rapidly becoming a sad fact that plagues my existence. Anyone have any ideas to combat it short of stuffing cotton behind my sack?

[mikeyboy]

Use the Joe Poo method and wipe it on pizza.

[Gvac]

<p>Trim the hair and lose the underwear.</p><p>Works for me.&nbsp;</p>

[BoondockSaint]

Baby powder.

[Hottub]

Skin So Soft&reg; Soft and Sensual&nbsp; Talc.

[SatCam]

Ring 'em out every once and a while

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[cupcakelove]

Baby powder is by far the best solution I've come across.<br />

[narc]

Thanks for the suggestions. As long as there's nothing that's too weird or girly. Nobody wants their balls smelling like lilacs and flowers and shit.

[Jennitalia]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Thanks for the suggestions. As long as there's nothing that's too weird or girly. Nobody wants their balls smelling like lilacs and flowers and shit. <p>it's better than smelling like hot, sweaty balls</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p><img height="200" src="http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/30/9d/Gold_Bond_Triple_Action_Medicated_Body_Powder-resized200.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>Awesome stuff.&nbsp; Don't use TOO much or you'll smell a little &quot;medicated&quot; but this stuff kills ball sweat, odor and the bad things that cause rashes.&nbsp; Love it.</p>

[mikeyboy]

A friend of mine was kitchen manager at a chain restaurant.&nbsp; He had a problem with the kitchen staff stealing packages of corn starch and stashing them in the bathroom to combat &quot;swamp ass.&quot;&nbsp; He got them back, though.&nbsp; He switched the corn starch with powdered sugar.

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />A friend of mine was kitchen manager at a chain restaurant.&nbsp; He had a problem with the kitchen staff stealing packages of corn starch and stashing them in the bathroom to combat &quot;swamp ass.&quot;&nbsp; He got them back, though.&nbsp; He switched the corn starch with powdered sugar. <p>Now Im starvin'!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>you need some BS Etiquette...</p><p>just rub some of this on e'm</p><p><img src="http://bdi2.chateauonline.com/commun/vignettes/17155/VI_1080082_t2.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

gvac is right.&nbsp; get rid of both.&nbsp; it's lovely

[nevnut]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Thanks for the suggestions. As long as there's nothing that's too weird or girly. Nobody wants their balls smelling like lilacs and flowers and shit. <p>it's better than smelling like hot, sweaty balls</p><p>My wife says she likes the smell of MY schweatty balls.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<img src="http://snl.jt.org/arc/char/Alec%20Baldwin-Pete%20Schwetty.jpg" border="0" />

[Jennitalia]

<p>i like chocolate salty balls.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="113" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:h8WfsFyy5GmjrM:www.bablakejs.co.uk/download/chef.gif" width="83" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i like chocolate salty balls.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="113" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:h8WfsFyy5GmjrM:www.bablakejs.co.uk/download/chef.gif" width="83" border="0" /></p><p>Until a mountian lion and bear rip my whole fucking body apart.</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Thanks for the suggestions. As long as there's nothing that's too weird or girly. Nobody wants their balls smelling like lilacs and flowers and shit. <p>it's better than smelling like hot, sweaty balls</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

But then it ends up smelling like a mixture of ballsweat and flowers. Which I think is worse than just ballsweat.

[A.J.]

<p>Get neutered.</p><p><img height="167" src="http://www.entertainment-news.org/images/thumbnails/bob-barker-to-miss-daytime-emmys.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p>

[MikeyTags]

I find that Degree Spray On Deodorant, Powder Fresh Scent, works great as well.&nbsp; I dont know if it's bad for your nuts or not but at least you stop sweating.

[kdubya]

If you use powder make sure the sack is dry why you put it on, or you will get ball dumplings.

[GwEnYpOo]

this is the most disgusting thread ever

[FezPaul]

<strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br />this is the most disgusting thread ever <p>If you think this is bad, look at the ENTERTAIN ME thread.</p><p>There's a pedophile lurking there.</p>

[FezPaul]

Make that two pedophiles.

[mdr55]

The 2 post above me are pedophiles.<br />

[FezPaul]

Haha, new page messed you up!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

[mdr55]

You can run, but you can't hide forever.<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>MikeyTags</strong> wrote:<br />I find that Degree Spray On Deodorant, Powder Fresh Scent, works great as well.&nbsp; I dont know if it's bad for your nuts or not but at least you stop sweating. <p>Your balls are keeping sperm at a certian temp in your body.&nbsp; Stopping your sack from sweating might either kill them, retard their growth and movement or both.</p><p>I guess it really only matters if you're trying to have kids.&nbsp; But also, sperm that are messed up will cause messed up kids, just something to think about if you're banging a girl who isn't on the pill.</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br>this is the most disgusting thread ever<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

What? People sweat down there.

[Death Metal Moe]

I hope this doesn't spawn a &quot;Ball Sweat Etiquette&quot; thread.

[MobCounty]

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[TheKnicks23]

<p>Gotta agree, Gold Bond is what you need.&nbsp; My cousins who use it religiously turned me on to it.</p><p>Plus, not only does it stop the filth down there, when a breeze hits you its a beautiful minty feeling.&nbsp;</p>