Do you hang in the Front or the Back?

[sr71blackbird]

<p>When you use toilet seat covers in public rest rooms, do you hang the &quot;tail&quot; in the :</p><p>1.)&nbsp;<img height="128" src="http://myspace-197.vo.llnwd.net/00689/79/19/689389197_m.jpg" width="170" border="0" />&nbsp;Front</p><p>or the</p><p>2.) <img height="130" src="http://myspace-100.vo.llnwd.net/00689/00/10/689390100_m.jpg" width="170" border="0" />&nbsp;Back</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And <font style="background-color: #ffffff"><u>WHY</u></font>!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Because I think I saw a diagram on one of the things that line it up like that.&nbsp; Either that or it's shaped more like it belongs in the back. </p><p>Also, if that thing is hanging I may piss on it as I sit there.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But to be honest, I've used them maybe a half-dozen in my life.&nbsp; I don't go to places that have them at all.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 4-26-06 @ 8:03 PM</span>

[sr71blackbird]

One guy told me he lets it hang in front in case his&nbsp;junk accidentally touches the bowl...&nbsp; I assumed it was better in back till I heard this.&nbsp; Then I started wondering.&nbsp;Hence the thread!

[ADF]

Those things are for germaphobes.&nbsp; There's probably more doodie and spunk on the keyboard you're typing on right now than a public toilet seat.<br />

[sr71blackbird]

Not MY keyboard!&nbsp; When&nbsp;I use them, I usually make them like 4 layers thick anyway.

[Judge Smails]

<p>Neither.&nbsp; I rip the damn thing right off!&nbsp; I don't like the idea of this thing hanging down and maybe touching the water, or the side of the bowl, thereby soaking up toilet water and germs that slowly work their way up the tail and on to my junk.</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>I go home to poo... really.</p><p><img height="267" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/american_pie_2/eddie_kaye_thomas/pie4.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Why am I the only asshole to vote?</p><p>Even the poll author didn't vote in his own poll.</p>

[kdubya]

Neither I just piss and crap in the shower

[WhistlePig]

I always use these things if they're available, but for peeing. Like Papabear, I don't
poop in public. And I never paid attention how I laid it on the seat, but I think I
put it with the flap in front.

[PapaBear]

I wonder how long before SR71 starts a thread asking weather us guys dress to the right or to the left.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

[suggums]

<p>nothing more embarassing than shitting in public.&nbsp; i hang it in the back, so once you flush it just sucks it right down.&nbsp; unfortunately we've been out of those seat covers for a few weeks at work, if a certain manager would perhaps like to reorder some...<br /></p><p>so i do the ghetto 3 strips of toilet paper cover method.<br /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I can't say I'm embarassed to shit in public, it's just dirty.&nbsp; I don't know what animal came in to that stall before me and what they did.&nbsp; </p><p>But everyone shits, and when it's my time up I go.&nbsp; I will admit I'd wait if I could and go at home, but I'm not going to torture myself for hours on end just to use my home toilet.&nbsp; I'll hover over the seat if I have to and wipe with my boxers.&nbsp; Construction sites really gave me the gift of being able to shit almost anywhere.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

never used it.... only got the crabs once

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/redkingcrab.jpg<br />

[FUNKMAN]

that's one of e'm....&nbsp;&nbsp; gave me the itchies

[A.J.]

Neither.&nbsp; I hover.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />Neither.&nbsp; I hover. <p>like ESD's hover elevators.... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[angelinad128]

Definately only to pee &amp; it hangs in the back. I believe it's attached in the back and only preforated in the front. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" />

[JustJon]

I rip off the flap.&nbsp; The prob is that osmotic pressure means water slowly creeps up the paper while you sit there.&nbsp; And since the paper is so thin, it goes up fast enough to be disgusting.<br />

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />Those things are for germaphobes.&nbsp; There's probably more doodie and spunk on the keyboard you're typing on right now than a public toilet seat.<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">You don't know how right you are.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">And mashed potatoes.</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mp.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[narc]

I hang long, loose and full of juice. <br>
Or wait, is that not what we're talking about?

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />Those things are for germaphobes.&nbsp; There's probably more doodie and spunk on the keyboard you're typing on right now than a public toilet seat.<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">You don't know how right you are.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">And mashed potatoes.</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mp.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Do you get a quarter everytime you post that pic?</p>

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/00076.jpg<br />http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/mashed.jpg<br />

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote: <p>Do you get a quarter everytime you post that pic?</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">No. I just get hungry.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">And I get a patch on back of my Mashed Potato Lovers Association &nbsp;jacket.</font></em></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 5-6-06 @ 2:45 PM</span>