How Do I Make Buckets of Money?

[Crash]

<p>I want to start a business out of my home and I need some advice. </p><p>Basically, I'm looking for suggestions as to the perfect home-based enterprise. Here's the criteria I've come up with so far:</p><p>1. The service or product I sell must be something every person on the earth needs or wants.</p><p>2. They have to be willing to pay a lot of money for it.</p><p>3.&nbsp;Nobody else&nbsp;can be selling it.</p><p>4. It can't take a lot of my time, which I need for doing other things.</p><p>I think since I only have 4 prerequisites, this should be a snap. I was thinking about something like being the sole distributor of air, or maybe water, but inventory would take forever and quite frankly I don't have that kind of time.</p><p>Anyone?</p>

[booster11373]

<p>Sell illegal drugs</p>

[torker]

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[booster11373]

considering Exxon's recent profits I also suggest digging for oil.

[OGC]

<p><font size="2">Seems easy to me. </font></p><p><font size="2">Buy yourself&nbsp;2 buckets, </font></p><p><font size="2">Print up&nbsp;2 signs that say &quot;please put money in this bucket&quot;. </font></p><p><font size="2">Attach one sign to each bucket. </font></p><p><font size="2">Place them in busy places.</font></p><p><font size="2">When the money overflows the top of the buckets, you will have buckets of money.</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="2">Apparently the people responsible for the bucket below skipped the sign step and it still worked.</font></p><p><img height="350" src="http://www.dreamstime.com/thumb_32/1133242237RJ4w84.jpg" width="233" border="0" /></p>

[mendyweiss]

<img height="199" src="http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/movies/wl508_risky_business_d.jpg" width="232" border="0" />Human Fulfillment

[DarkHippie]

<p>4. It can't take a lot of my time, which I need for doing other things.</p>No such business exists.&nbsp; Expect at least 12 hour days.

[mendyweiss]

<img height="223" src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/s/snoop_dogg/150x223.jpg" width="150" border="0" />Gots to get youself a serious stable of bitches!

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Crash</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I want to start a business out of my home <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thats odd. Then where will you go when you're done? Will you sleep and eat in an office building somewhere and then go home to work?<br /></p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[kdubya]

Porn

[SatCam]

Become a contractor

[BeerBandit]

<p>Phase 1:&nbsp; Collect Underpants</p><p>Phase 2:</p><p>Phase 3:&nbsp; Profit!</p><p><img width="109" height="119" border="0" src="http://membres.lycos.fr/Spsty/Persos/Saison2/217/Imag/Gnomes.jpg" alt="gnome" title="gnome" />&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

Whorehouse?<br />

[SatCam]

Start a rock band!

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[newport king]

<p>Vandalay Industries. They are in the importing and/or exporting of textiles.</p><p>you can start your own franchise. </p><p>i have a friend who made a deal with the guy at the corner store and collects all the sunday coupons...his wife sorts them and sells them in bundles on ebay....he just bought a gigantic house so apparently its working.</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br><p>Vandalay Industries. They are in the importing and/or exporting of textiles.<p></p>

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[Sheeplovr]

<p>&quot;So you wanna start a business bob</p><p>do you have start up cash?</p><p>do you have a business plan?&nbsp;</p><p> You gotta have a business plan to start a business!&nbsp; </p><p>You are pathetic!&quot;</p><p>Oh
Bruce A Berman commercials I knew one day you would be usefull for
something now i know its quoteing it in a message board post&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

want to make buckets of money? see thread titled: monkey knife fights. put it on PPV with don king and make so much $$$ you will need the titanic to keep it in.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Vandalay Industries. </p><p>And you wantto be my latex salesman?</p>

[sr71blackbird]

Rent-A-Vagina

[Death Metal Moe]

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[KC2OSO]

<p>Don LaPre said you could do it placing tiny ads.&nbsp; Vitamins!!!&nbsp; Wooo.<br />
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[Judge Smails]

<p>Three words: Midget Real Estate</p><p><img src="http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000005.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000005.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>That Corvette is HUGE!!!</p>

[A.J.]

<p>&quot;Three little words.&nbsp; But you have to come to my seminar.&quot;</p><p><img height="120" src="http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/vuface.jpg" width="160" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<p>Money won't make you happy.</p><p>You must shed materialism.</p><p>Free yourself.</p><p>Send your money to me.</p>

[Crash]

<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Vandalay Industries. They are in the importing and/or exporting of textiles.</p><p>you can start your own franchise. </p><p>i have a friend who made a deal with the guy at the corner store and collects all the sunday coupons...his wife sorts them and sells them in bundles on ebay....he just bought a gigantic house so apparently its working.</p><p>The coupon deal is exactly what I'm talking about! You never know what's going to make money. A friend of mine said that each time a new state quarter comes out, his brother-in-law buys a shit-load in $10 rolls and sells them on E-Bay as collectibles for $15 a roll. He's making a fortune.</p><p>You never know what people are going to spend money on.</p><p>I like the Backyard Alpacca idea too.</p>

[JustJon]

Just sell shit on ebay.&nbsp; You spend some time throwing your shit up, you collect at the end of the period and a quick trip to the post office.<br />