East Side Dave is in my basement...

[IrishAlkey]

<p>He just said he was a &quot;superstar&quot; and that Silera and I should &quot;polish his nails&quot;...</p><p>He's drunk and I'm willing to take offers to kill him starting at no less than $1000.</p><p>If he's not on the air on Monday, I'll be expecting 'Thank You' cards from every member of this board.</p><p>This was not worth the free Budweiser.</p><p>Ohhhh... the tens of dollars an XM producer must make...</p>

[PapaBear]

I'll give you&nbsp;a dollar to write on him with a Sharpie when he passes out. I don't want him dead, though.

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>No death for me, thanks!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>However, maybe one of those really artsy photos of someone's junk splayed across his face would be nice. You know, the ones that frat boys think are such a hoot until years later when they are sitting in a Parkway Rest Area burying their shame in the willing mouth of someone who reminds them of ShittyPete, their old pledge brother...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Wouldn't THAT be swell!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[IrishAlkey]

My cock is in his mouth as we speak.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Is it enough to gag him?</p><p>I love you Alkey!</p>

[landarch]

Wow, that's either quite a large cock, or you're using a wireless keyboard, and since I'm all about giving the benefit of doubt....Congratulations!

[IrishAlkey]

This was not worth the pain.

[narc]

You should try draping your sack over his nostrils while he's sleeping and see if he starts smothering.

[mdr55]

but...but.....what happend to being a family?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" /><br />

[Reephdweller]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />My cock is in his mouth as we speak. <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="6">LUCKY!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="405" src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0YwCZAq4a9PkWXhboKro5BKeTx7OdhvRQV0*hLoImy*CFQItkj 87Hsee60*SiR46s4EdC14QS8P50x8kup8hedLjOeuI34Iv*RXQ i0TQ3DFd*rEFYAjfLIAL!u8g6zTQQ9BWyZ0jwqYjbwPFYurFIu A/FEZ%20AND%20FUZ%20WHATLEY.JPG?dc=46755215769770027 76" width="529" border="0" /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>I imagine this more like the R Kelly Urban Drama Traped in the closet</p><p>Traped in the basement</p><p>&quot;and Gvac is at the door with Spatula in his hand&quot;</p><p>alkey says &quot; what you ganna do with that spatula&quot;</p><p>Gvac says &quot; im jsut retunring Daves Daughter&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

Is he still in the basement now?<br />

[silera]

<p>He is now in the living room.</p>

[reeshy]

Is he still alive?????<br />

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">He is now in the living room.</span></p><p>keep a eye on him if he gets bored hell be jackin all over your couch&nbsp;</p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">He is now in the living room.</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>keep a eye on him if he gets bored hell be jackin all over your couch&nbsp;</p><p>Are you sure he has to be bored.</p>

[silera]

<p>He made hot dogs at 4 in the morning, then passed out watching Star Wars.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

bring him to the poker game... bring everybody!

[Doogie]

<p><strong><font color="#000000" size="1">East Side Dave is in my basement... </font></strong></p><p>There should be some crazy music cued, and Dave with a ball gag on with a statement like that coming from you.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">He made hot dogs at 4 in the morning, then passed out watching Star Wars.</span></p><p>did he bring his own cart?&nbsp;</p>

[SinA]

<p>play mario cart, and if he looses... indian burns</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 4-29-06 @ 1:08 PM</span>

[East Side Dave]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">He is now in the living room.</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>keep a eye on him if he gets bored hell be jackin all over your couch&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Too little, too late! Silera tooked the kids to get a haircut and Alkey went to fix ATM's in Jersey City or some shit and left me all alone! I took out some of Silera's underwear and spanked it on their couchn while watching Giambi crush an upper-decker!!!!</p>

[tele7]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He made hot dogs at 4 in the morning, then passed out watching Star Wars.</p><p>Are Hot Dogs considered Meat Productz?</p>

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>Wait...did Dave just say that he left them an Upper Decker?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ewwwwww...&nbsp;</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Picture of Dave in Alkey's basement:</font></p><p><img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/Gimp.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<font size="1">I hope Roberto came in and took the ball gag out of your mouth East Side Marsellus.</font>

[PapaBear]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He made hot dogs at 4 in the morning, then passed out watching Star Wars.</p><p>I think I saw that on a tombstone, once. Photoshop anyone?</p>