Weirdest batch session?

[narc]

What's the weirdest batch session people have had?This doesn't count times people have gotten caught. That's a whole other thread possibly.

[Don Stugots]

if its a whole other thread, it will get locked.

what do you mean by weird? latley i have been thinking aobut a threesome with my chick and a friend of hers.

[narc]

I just meant like if something goes awry, or other people are in the room, or whatever. Circle jerk stories are always fine. Celebrity batch stories.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 5-12-06 @ 9:58 PM</span>

[BoondockSaint]

The mother on the Cosby Show.&nbsp; But I was 12 and would have jerked to anything.

[narc]

The first time I ever batched it was to speed skating at the '94 winter olympics. I sort of didn't know what I was doing though.

[SatCam]

Weirdest batch session?

I accidently added 1 1/4 cups of sugar instead of 1/4 cups of sugar while whipping up a batch.

https://www.cookies-etc.com/images/largecookies/homecookiestack.jpg

Now I'm stavin

[PapaBear]

<p>My weirdest bats session was one night when I had two of them in the house at the same time (around 2 in the morning), and I was totally drunk to boot. I managed to get them out using clever door closing and a sheet as a net.</p><p>I don't know if you're going to find enough people with their own bats session stories to justify a whole thread, though.</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br><p>My weirdest bats session was one night when I had two of them in the house at the same time (around 2 in the morning), and I was totally drunk to boot. I managed to get them out using clever door closing and a sheet as a net.</p><p>I don't know if you're going to find enough people with their own bats session stories to justify a whole thread, though.</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Did you spank out the bats?
<br>
I could fill this whole thread myself....

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Weirdest batch session? I accidently added 1 1/4 cups of sugar instead of 1/4 cups of sugar while whipping up a batch. <img src="https://www.cookies-etc.com/images/largecookies/homecookiestack.jpg" border="0" /> Now I'm stavin <p>You can save the dough easily by just adding 25% more ex-lax.</p>

[NITRON]

<p>The mother on the Cosby Show.</p><p>I think&nbsp;she's okay.</p><p align="justify"><img title="phylicia" height="250" alt="phylicia" src="http://www.minoritynurse.com/vitalsigns/images/Phylicia%20Rashad.jpg" width="189" align="middle" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/bach-hd.gif<br /></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I thought his weirdest session was the Toccota &amp; Fugue in Dm.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I mean, they're always playing it in those old haunted house movies.</font></strong></p>

[SinA]

<p>wait....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>wait...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>wait...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>rrrgghh...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>5 seconds ago.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

One time while in college, I went upstate with my girlfriend and we stayed overnight at one of her friends house, and my girlfriend who as a bit of a prude, stayed with these other girls in their room and I was on the couch.&nbsp; I was under the covers unable to sleep&nbsp;and her friend came in the room late at night and we just started talking.&nbsp; I had on a t shirt and boxers under the covers.&nbsp; This girl was much hotter then my girlfriend and I was very aroused and started to&nbsp;batch while under the&nbsp;covers while talking to her and was able to hide it from her the whole time and finish up without her being the least bit aware of it!&nbsp;

[IamFogHat]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />The mother on the Cosby Show.&nbsp; But I was 12 and would have jerked to anything. <p>When i was younger i remember beating off to the two sisters on Fresh Prince of Bell Air...</p><p>...White people are so scared, of black people...</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br>One time while in college, I went upstate with my girlfriend and we stayed overnight at one of her friends house, and my girlfriend who as a bit of a prude, stayed with these other girls in their room and I was on the couch. I was under the covers unable to sleep and her friend came in the room late at night and we just started talking. I had on a t shirt and boxers under the covers. This girl was much hotter then my girlfriend and I was very aroused and started to batch while under the covers while talking to her and was able to hide it from her the whole time and finish up without her being the least bit aware of it! <hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

How did you keep her from seeing your O face?

[bobrobot]

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[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody"> and started to batch while under the covers while talking to her </span></p><p>wow that proves how creepy I already thought you were&nbsp;</p><p>this is the worst thread ever&nbsp;</p>

[Terragen]

<p>1994 - summer, touring in a piece of shit van with my brothers band.
It was a 5-day trek from Georgia to California. It was the 4 guys and
me in this shitty van, middle of the night, probably in New Mexico... </p><p>My
sleeping spot was in the fucking step at the sliding door, I wsa
wrapped up in my sleeping bag and no release for like 4 days! I grabbed
a Playboy and a flashlight, it was like 3 AM and all were asleep but
the driver... I slept very well after this. Next thing I knew we were
in Cali :D... Don't know if anyone knew what I was doing or not, but it
had to be done. &nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

On the bus, was a close one.

[torker]

The ICU.&nbsp; IV's and all.

[blakjeezis]

You're all fucking liars. Not that these aren't weird; they are, but your weirdest? I don't believe you. What these are are the weirdest ones your willing to divulge. I got lots of them too: like the time at the lake with my family where I wandered off to a secluded spot, or walking home after school and not being able to hold off until I got home. Yeah, great. Really weird. But my weirdest? Oh no, that's not for any of you bastards. That one's between me, God, and my grandmother, may she rest in peace.<br />

[Gvac]

<p>Don't you dare post a picture of that rag of yours again, Blakjeezis.</p><p>Sick fuck.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I got caught by a roommate. SHe left me alone in the room for 10 minutes.</p><p>Not weird, just embarrassing. I was a virgin.</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p><span class="postbody">Don't you dare post a picture of that rag of yours again</span></p><p>It's not my fault you sons a bitches are waaaaay behind my humor. Someday you will all realise the genius of that post. I figured you would all be hip and with it, but whatever. Now I know. <br /></p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">Don't you dare post a picture of that rag of yours again </span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's not my fault you sons a bitches are waaaaay behind my humor. Someday you will all realise the genius of that post. I figured you would all be hip and with it, but whatever. Now I know. <br /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Thankfully, the internet has no sense of smell...</font></strong></p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/TBZ/TBZ162/nso1x007.jpg" width="209" border="0" /></p>

[blakjeezis]

Just to make things worse for everyone, and to show that I have very little shame and/or sense of self worth left (don't worry I'm not gonna re-post the pic; I couldn't find it) I will say that for the brief time that it was up someone, I think it may have even been Rooster, said that it looked like it was covered in blood. So let that image tuck you into bed tonight. <br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>movie theater watching Flesh Gordon</p><p>City Hall in Jersey City when i participated in a government 'sperm test'. I was contacted after the Colgate Plant shutdown. The gov't was testing for levels of various things like possible lead 'in the sperm'</p><p>It was wierd because some cop let me in and i went to a large room where a pretty lab technician in &quot;i'd say mid 30's&quot; was waiting. Before i went off to the bathroom she had me drop my pants and she began measuring my testicles, squeezing them and my penis.&nbsp;Naturally i popped wood basically right in her face. She calmly said &quot;that usually happens&quot;</p><p>So you know what happens when you get excited, don't ejaculate, and later on you get excited again? you come alot!&nbsp; When i handed her the jar she commented about it.&nbsp; She then took some and put it under a microscope and after she watched them swimming around she asked me if i wanted to see. So i watched them for a while...</p><p>and that's that. i got my 50 dollar check a month or so later...</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I guess mine would be in the middle of the woods outside my house. In the middle of the day. For no reason at all.</font></em></strong>

[SatCam]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br><p>I got caught by a roommate. SHe left me alone in the room for 10 minutes.</p><p>Not weird, just embarrassing. I was a virgin.</p><p></p>

Did this happen last week?

[TheQuestion]

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[narc]

There was this time that I used one of those Arizona Iced Tea bottles. Because I thought it might be good, but then it got stuck in there, and I couldn't get it out. To make matters worse, I expected my roommate home soon, and I had just barely met him. so it would have been really awkward. I started freaking out because I couldn't get it out. <br>
I forget how it ended. But then I realized that that was a stupid idea.

[bobrobot]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote: City Hall in Jersey City when i participated in a government 'sperm test'. I was contacted after the Colgate Plant shutdown. The gov't was testing for levels of various things like possible lead 'in the sperm'<p><strong><font color="#000099">Was it a taste test?</font></strong></p><p><img height="126" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/TasteTest.jpg" width="375" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 5-19-06 @ 8:13 AM</span>

[blakjeezis]

<p><span class="postbody"> I forget how it ended.</span></p><p>Dude, I'm calling shenanigans on you and your story. Let me get this straight, you got your dick stuck in a bottle of Arizona Iced Tea with your roomate about to walk in on you, and you don't remember how it ended? C'mon now.&nbsp;</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br><p><hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><span class="postbody"> I forget how it ended.<hr color="cococo" align="left"></span></p><p>Dude, I'm calling shenanigans on you and your story. Let me get this straight, you got your dick stuck in a bottle of Arizona Iced Tea with your roomate about to walk in on you, and you don't remember how it ended? C'mon now. </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Well, I mean, he definitely didn't catch me or anything. But then I forget how I got it off.

[blakjeezis]

Ehhhh, yer suspect!

[SatCam]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br><hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br><p><hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><span class="postbody"> I forget how it ended.<hr color="cococo" align="left"></span></p><p>Dude, I'm calling shenanigans on you and your story. Let me get this straight, you got your dick stuck in a bottle of Arizona Iced Tea with your roomate about to walk in on you, and you don't remember how it ended? C'mon now. </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Well, I mean, he definitely didn't catch me or anything. But then I forget how I got it off. <p></p>

So I guess it was a happy ending?

[blakjeezis]

I certainly don't remember every time I've whacked off in my life.&nbsp;But I guarantee you I can tell you every place I've ever stuck my penis, whether animal, vergetable, or mineral, and would, without a shadow of a doubt, be able to tell you how I extracted it from somewhere if it had ever gotten stuck.