Do you ever talk to yourself?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I live alone so I always find myself talking out loud. I also have cats and I talk to them all the time (I'm sure my neighbors think I'm nuts!). But what really bothers me is my muttering in public. I tend to hate people and I'm the first one to mutter &quot;douchebag&quot; under my breath.</p><p>Am I insane or does the rest of the peanut gallery do it too?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 5-15-06 @ 9:42 PM</span>

[nevnut]

Only when no one else is listening.

[angelinad128]

I talk to myself too. Especially when I'm thinking things through. I don't have my cat anymore to talk to...god I sound so pathetic! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" />

[FUNKMAN]

sometimes... plus&nbsp;i laugh at my own jokes... double pathetic

[TheQuestion]

More often than I care to admit.&nbsp; <br />

[razorboy]

All the time. I trick myself&nbsp;&nbsp;into thinking I'm talking to my dogs to feel less insane. Then I remember Berkowitz. God I creep myself out.

[Death Metal Moe]

I think to myself more than talk to myself, but I do that too.&nbsp; Mostly in the car.

[mdr55]

<p>I talk to myself all the time.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No you don't.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Stay out of this asswipe.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Who you calling an asswipe, you punkass.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>There's
nothing wrong with talking to yourself. Heck, as long as you have your
ID, they'll always buzz you out of the psych ward. Works for me.<br />
</p>

[EndangeredFeces]

I don't talk to myself as much as I talk as other people.

[BoxyBrown]

<p>Boxy Sez...</p><p>he doesn't talk to himself as much as he speaks in the 3rd person.</p><p>Funk that!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br>sometimes... plus i laugh at my own jokes... double pathetic<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

i crack myself up with my jokes. i love to make myself laugh.

i talk to myself all the time. the more stress i have to more i talk to myself. I dont do an internal momolug, it is a full conversation with no one else but me. I dont think that there is anything wrong with it as long as you dont argue with yourself, thats nutty.

I do talk to my dog too. one some weird level i think she understands me, but i know that she doesnt. too bad, i think she would be interesting.

[Death Metal Moe]

The worst is when I offend myself with my own jokes.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

So am I the only one who mutters &quot;douchebag&quot; and &quot;asswipe&quot; under their breath in public?

[mdr55]

Maybe you got tourretts syndrome.<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />So am I the only one who mutters &quot;douchebag&quot; and &quot;asswipe&quot; under their breath in public? <p>Oh no, in fact I think I posted about a time I actually said something out loud once.</p><p>I thought some guy was cutting me in the line at the bank but he was just going back to a teller he was already at or some shit like that.&nbsp; As he walked by me I audibly said &quot;What is this guy up to?&quot; loud enough where he looked at me.</p><p>Felt weird for a second, but that was it.&nbsp; Fuck that guy.</p><p>I almost ripped apart some asshole at the Flea Market out in PA I went to on Saturday.&nbsp; Had a few remarks for him and walked away.&nbsp; Does that count?</p>

[sr71blackbird]

I have been doing this to an alarming degree lately and I am wondering if I am going nuts.&nbsp; I sometimes make pretend I am talking to a customer on my phone at work to &quot;fool&quot; people around me I am on the phone, and then sometimes my phone will suddenly ring and blow my cover.&nbsp; Bastards!!<br />In the car I talk a LOT, and as soon as I get in the car, I want to call someone on my cell.

[sr71blackbird]

I also get into imaginary arguments with cops as I am driving!&nbsp; In my fantacy, I am shooting off viscious one liners and making him cower, and meanwhile I am the biggest puss on two feet.

[MadMatt]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />So am I the only one who mutters &quot;douchebag&quot; and &quot;asswipe&quot; under their breath in public? <p>I talk to myself all the time, but try not to call people names under my breath anymore (unless I'm in the car).&nbsp; I got into a fight at a party one night when the &quot;under my breath&quot; comment wasn't as &quot;under my breath&quot; as I thought.&nbsp; Since then I have tried to be more careful.</p>

[mdr55]

<p>Talking to yourself is healthy. You're talking to your inner self.<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ya right yo crazy azz cracker. Yo nutz!<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

I tend to hate people and I'm the first one to mutter "douchebag" under my breath.</p><p>

i dont mutter it, i jsut it like it is a matter of fact. like lets say i am getting crappy service somewhere i will say "oh ok, i didnt realize you were aloowed to be nasty, let me try", or "oh no, i wasnt just standing here online, i was holding a spot for you until you were ready." It makes for a minute or two of awkwardness but to me it is funny.

[PapaBear]

<p>I just asked myself if I talk to myself, and I said yes.</p><p>I talk to myself some. I do it very quietly if I'm not alone in the house. A little louder if I'm alone. The worst ever was during a 4 or 5 day coke binge years ago. Not only was I talking to myself, but I was talking to quite a few people who weren't really there, too.</p>

[A.J.]

<p>I live alone so I always find myself talking out loud.</p><p>Ditto, but I prefer to call it &quot;thinking out loud&quot;.</p><p>I tend to hate people and I'm the first one to mutter &quot;douchebag&quot; under my breath.</p><p>Ditto.&nbsp; Or other expletives.&nbsp; AND sometimes out loud.</p>

[AngelAmy]

all the time

[furie]

i didn't used to, but recently, i've noticed that i've started to talk to myself. especially when i'm at my desk.

[Yerdaddy]

<p>I sometimes email myself and then not reply so that I don't feel so guilty about all the other people's emails I haven't gotten around to replying to - gives me the excuse &quot;Hey! I haven't replied to <em>me</em> either!&quot; This is both a confession and an apology. And a bore. I'm a douchebag.</p>

[Furtherman]

Yes.&nbsp; And I PM myself.

[Jennitalia]

i talk to my cats, but i dont consider it talking to myself since they answer me back.

[angelinad128]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />I also get into imaginary arguments with cops as I am driving!&nbsp; In my fantacy, I am shooting off viscious one liners and making him cower, and meanwhile I am the biggest puss on two feet. <p>I do someting like this, although not cops. I will talk to myself, out loud pretend conversations that I want to have with others, knowing that I will never actually get to have that conversation. </p>

[IamFogHat]

Not only do I talk to myself, but I have conversations with myself, with opposing viewpoints and speech patterns.

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>Yes, and when I see pictures of myself I say &quot;I'd hit it&quot;.&nbsp; </p><p>I'd be offended if it weren't so rare and flattering.</p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Am I insane or does the rest of the peanut gallery do it too?</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 5-15-06 @ 9:42 PM</span> <p>I talk to my self all the time. Cant help it. </p><p>Dont let it bother you though, unless of course you.......................</p>

[zathrus]

i talk to myself on a daily basis, but then again i work for the post office.

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I might talk to myself.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">But I can't be sure. </font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Because I'm ignoring myself.</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

I love myself <br />I want you to love me <br />When I'm feelin' down <br />I want you above me <br />I search myself <br />I want you to find me <br />I forget myself <br />I want you to remind me <br /><br />&nbsp;<br />I don't want anybody else <br />When I think about you <br />I talk to&nbsp;myself <br />I don't want anybody else <br />Oh no, oh no, oh no <br />

[OGC]

<font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Is it considered talking to yourself if you are actually talking to your computer, the tv, and or the radio but there are no other people around ? If so I talk to myself all of the time.</font>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />sometimes... plus i laugh at my own jokes... double pathetic<p>&nbsp;</p><p>My Mom does that, It makes me laugh at her jokes even when they're not funny, which is almost always. I dont think thats pathetic, I get a kick out of it when people do that. &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />So am I the only one who mutters &quot;douchebag&quot; and &quot;asswipe&quot; under their breath in public?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nah, I do that too. Depending on how rude or stupid the person was. Even when I dont do it out loud I shoot people looks that tell them I want to strangle them. </p><p>I talk to myself out loud, but its usually trying to remember something as I'm doing it. &quot;I need 3 key limes, 4 cheesecakes, 2 truffles&quot; That kinda shit. And when I'm driving I yell, curse, and occasionally blurt things I just thought of out loud. <br /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Ever get caught talking to yourself? And then you try to cover it up by singing a song or something?</p><p>&quot;I really hate that son of a .&nbsp; . .uhh&nbsp; .&nbsp; . . NOW YOU&quot;RE MESSIN WITH.. A SON OF A BITCH! NOW YOU'RE MESSIN WITH . . .YEAH!&nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

I once gave myself a hickey

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 5-16-06 @ 8:53 PM</span>

[newport king]

<p>since this thread has degenerated into dumb shit you do, i'll add one.</p><p>EVERYTIME i walk into a bank and i wait on line, i get real shifty eyed and look at the ceiling at the cameras counting each one. i've noticed a few tellers and a few customers get turned off by this behavior. then while i'm on line i play the scenario where i knock over the bank. i'm telling you i think i can totally get away with it.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by newport king on 5-17-06 @ 12:05 AM</span>

[SatCam]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font>Do you ever talk to yourself?<hr color="cococo" align="left">

As opposed to talking to <I>other people</I>?

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SatCam on 5-17-06 @ 2:43 PM</span>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>yes i do but i never really pay attention. i just let me ramble and i pretend im interested. </p><p>sure, i will nod my head as if i am listening but im really thinkn about how voices travel thru microphone wires and travel from space to my ears. </p><p>nd</p><p>shut up. no you shut up.</p><p>the e</p>

[razorboy]

<p>If you can convince yourself that you're interested in what you're saying, its easier to get yourself in the sack. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by razorboy on 5-17-06 @ 5:58 PM</span>

[SatCam]

Do you ever talk to yourself?

No, but I talk about myself a whole lot!