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Rockvillejoe
05-17-2006, 07:47 AM
<p><font size="2">Dear Fez Marie Whatley,</font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I just caught Tuesday's show on my portable playback. Fez, not to sound too worried, but you must get examined for those chest pains, today! Five blocks and winded ain't a good sign. The R&amp;F nation need a robust, vibrant, and ALIVE Fez to yang with Ron's&nbsp;yin.&nbsp;Do it for&nbsp;us radio buddays, do it for Ron and the crew, do it for yourself.&nbsp;Just do it. Your energy and wit are a tonic to we weary listeners. Now drag your ass to the local sawbones pronto before I have Bronx Johnny carry you there</font>.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Signed concerned Listener,</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<u>Rockville Joe</u></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

Badinia
05-17-2006, 08:19 AM
<p>And what's this we hear about Fezorexia?&nbsp; C'mon budday, you gotta take care of yourself so you can take care of us.&nbsp; Eat something, we worry!</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.badinia.com/badiniabanner.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>Regards, Badinia</p>

Doctor Manhattan
05-17-2006, 08:38 AM
<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">...</font><font size="2">not to sound too worried, but you must get examined for those chest pains, today! ...</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">Where were you on November 8th 2005?</font></p>

SinA
05-17-2006, 08:41 AM
<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">...</font><font size="2">not to sound too worried, but you must get examined for those chest pains, today! ...</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">Where were you on November 8th 2005?</font></p><p>So this is about you being a better listener, and not about Fez's health? Some fucking Doctor you are.</p>

IamFogHat
05-17-2006, 09:01 AM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">...</font><font size="2">not to sound too worried, but you must get examined for those chest pains, today! ...</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">Where were you on November 8th 2005?</font></p><p>So this is about you being a better listener, and not about Fez's health? Some fucking Doctor you are.</p><p>I think DocManhattan's diagnosis is Rockeville's a johnny come lately. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by IamFogHat on 5-17-06 @ 1:02 PM</span>

Doctor Manhattan
05-17-2006, 09:17 AM
<p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">I have a Ph.D. in atomic physics. I was studing the 'intrinsic fields' of physical objects when there was an accident. I'm not trained to diagnose heart attacks or diabetes.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 5-17-06 @ 1:19 PM</span>

IrishAlkey
05-17-2006, 09:19 AM
I thought he said he was going Monday.

SinA
05-17-2006, 09:38 AM
<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">I have a Ph.D. in atomic physics. I was studing the 'intrinsic fields' of physical objects when there was an accident. I'm not trained to diagnose heart attacks or diabetes.</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 5-17-06 @ 1:19 PM</span> <p>i was kidding.&nbsp; sorry about the accident, but cool beans on the string theory.</p>

torker
05-17-2006, 11:32 AM
<p><font size="2">&nbsp;Do it for&nbsp;us radio buddays, do it for Ron and the crew, do it for yourself.</font></p><p>Do it for Johnny</p><p><img height="300" src="http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/1/1081.jpg" width="216" border="0" /></p>

yomudder21
05-17-2006, 11:36 AM
Maybe he will listen if we have Catty Moments with Rockville Joe.

EliSnow
05-17-2006, 11:38 AM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#ff0000" size="2">I have a Ph.D. in atomic physics. I was studing the 'intrinsic fields' of physical objects when there was an accident. I'm not trained to diagnose heart attacks or diabetes.</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 5-17-06 @ 1:19 PM</span> <p>i was kidding.&nbsp; sorry about the accident, but cool beans on the string theory.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Doctor Manhatten is adopting his persona as created in the comic book masterpiece, Watchmen</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 5-17-06 @ 3:39 PM</span>

Rockvillejoe
05-17-2006, 01:01 PM
<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br />Maybe he will listen if we have Catty Moments with Rockville Joe. <p>Hey Ronnie, yeah Rockville Joe, How about that Fez Marie Whatley and that sicker ticker? I mean come on, maybe if he wasn't taking it up the poop shoot every 24/7, he wouldn't have to bend over making all the blood rush to his head...word....and Ronny...yeah...., whats with that nitro pill he takes everyday? I mean come on, who does he thinks he's kidding? We all know its actually amyl nitrate for that 6 second high right before he shangri'la's, right Ronny....Huh?.... &nbsp;and Ronny? yeah Rockville Joe, somebody tell Fez that when they say an injection of meat is what he needs for protein, they mean a lean steak eaten by the mouth, not a &nbsp;tube steak up the ass....</p><p>Ugh, this is harder than he makes it seem. I think I'll leave the comedy catty heavy lifting to the pro-fessionals. Fez, I kid because I love ya bubbala. And as far as why I didn't chime in AFTER the heart attack. The damage had been done. My call to Fez via open letter was to PREVENT another episode.</p>

torker
05-17-2006, 01:28 PM
<p>My call to Fez via open letter was to PREVENT another episode.</p><p>Buy a stamp and lick it.</p>

Rockvillejoe
05-17-2006, 01:43 PM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>My call to Fez via open letter was to PREVENT another episode. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Buy a stamp and lick it.</p><p>They got this new technology I heard Ron talk about. Some crazy talk really. I think he called it....</p><p><span class="adminlink"><font size="2">&quot;electronic mail-mail sent e-lectronically&quot;</font></span>. Check it out torker, then you maybe you won't have to lick so much yourself, bruva.</p>