Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors

[Patches]

<p>Wow.&nbsp; </p><p>Thats awesome.&nbsp; Well, not for the monkey I guess.</p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey</a></p>

[angelinad128]

OUCH! That poor monkey.

[Furtherman]

<p><img height="168" src="http://www.lardlad.com/images/other/other173.gif" width="187" border="0" /></p><p>ooooooh I can't wait to eat that monkey!</p>

[mendyweiss]

So much for &quot;The final dance begins&quot;

[suggums]

im starvin. we got any monkeys?<br />

[Furtherman]

<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />So much for &quot;The final dance begins&quot; <p>hahaha!&nbsp; Touche.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

awesome!

[jeffdwright2001]

The park plans now to move the Barbary macaques &mdash; which are large monkeys but often inaccurately called &quot;Barbary Apes&quot; &mdash; to another part of the park, it said. <p>Searching for Barbary Eden: Magical Monkey Love</p>

[torker]

Is it Monkey Tuesday already?

[Doctor Manhattan]

<p><img src="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4977/captf64dde856a944fed9429fd7b8c.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Ouch!</p>

[JustJon]

There goes this week's monkey knife fights.<br />

[kdubya]

Why don't cool things like that heppen in zoos around here

[FUNKMAN]

<p>that zoo is a madhouse... a m<font size="2">a</font><font size="3">d</font><font size="4">h</font><font size="5">o</font><font size="6">u</font><font size="7">seeeee!</font></p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/PlanetoftheApes/ending.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/0009090.jpg<br /></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">&quot;I'm feelin' ya bro'&quot;</font></strong></p>

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br />Is it Monkey Tuesday already?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;http://podcast.penn.freefm.com/penn/9689.mp3 theme song<br /></p>

[furie]

all this time we've been watching the monkey's and robots; when it will be the bears that rise up and destroy us!

[Mr.Pants]

What will Stephen Colbert say about this?

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Mr.Pants</strong> wrote:<br />What will Stephen Colbert say about this? <p>That's the craziest fuckin thing i've ever heard</p>

[torker]

<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4977/captf64dde856a944fed9429fd7b8c.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Ouch!</p><p>He's got Baxter!!! Nooooooooooooo!!!</p>

[TooCute]

I saw the leopard at the Roger Williams zoo in Prividence catch and eat a
duck.

[Stankfoot]

<p><img border="0" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/mkf.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They should arm those monkeys so they can defend themselves!&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it was stunned.</p><p>i think peter gabriel said it best</p><p>Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey <br />Monkey, monkey, monkey <br />Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey <br /><br />Wheels keep turning <br />Something's burning <br />Don't like it but I guess I'm learning <br /><br />Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey <br /></p>

[Recyclerz]

<p><img height="225" src="http://www.popmatters.com/music/concerts/p/images/pixies-041118.jpg" width="170" border="0" /></p><p>That monkey's gone to heaven.</p>

[Mr.Pants]

<p><img src="http://www.twistedmonkey.net/wp-content/_webpaper_monkey.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Chimpanzee that! Monkey news.</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>Are you sure it wasn't &quot;Bear eats monkees&quot;?</p><p><img height="530" src="http://www.musicaememoria.com/Monkees-ALittleBitMeALittleBitYou_TheGirlIKnewSomewhere25. jpg" width="532" border="0" /></p><p>And look - another damn David!!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>onlookers were told to 'grin and bear it'...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>very slow night</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>onlookers were told to 'grin and bear it'...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>very slow night</p><p>That's because they were sloth bears.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>jeffdwright2001</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>onlookers were told to 'grin and bear it'...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>very slow night</p><p>That's because they were sloth bears.</p><p><span style="color: red"><strong><font color="#000000" size="1">I pledge by the sign of the three toed sloth</font></strong></span><span style="color: red"><strong><font color="#000000"><br /><font size="1">To do my best to do my duty<br />To always obey the laws of the werewolf pack<br />And to never rest, until Brucie lives once more<br />And takes his rightful place in the annals of distinguished monsters<br />And I can once again return to that most goriest of homelands...</font></font></strong></span></p>

[DarkHippie]

The keepers said that there was bearly anything left

[FUNKMAN]

it was a grizzly scene. the people who wre bipolar took it really hard...

[mikeyboy]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br />Is it Monkey Tuesday already? <p>Monkey Tuesday rules.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4977/captf64dde856a944fed9429fd7b8c.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Barbary macaques are so scared of black bears</p>

[A.J.]

<p>And since dessert is part of the meal...</p><p><img height="292" src="http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/chunky_monkey.gif" width="220" border="0" /></p>

[IZOMBIE66]

<p>Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm.&nbsp;&nbsp; They were right, it does taste like chicken.</p>

[Patches]

to (almost) get serious for a second, why are monkeys and&nbsp;bears in the same habitat?&nbsp; Is there any place in the world where these two species live together?&nbsp; And if there is, isn't this what usually happens?

[Jujubees2]

Ah, Monkey, the other, other white meat!

[Patches]

<img height="269" src="http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comics/strips/20060520.gif" width="800" border="0" />

[LordJezo]

Please, please, please, show up on you tube...<br />