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Patches
05-25-2006, 10:15 PM
<p>Who is Link you ask? Link is my puppy. Link also does not exist.</p><p>I had a very vivid dream last night about being given a puppy and reluctantly falling in love with it. He is tiny brown and speckled and a smushed face. In this dream I am holding him in my backyard and he start whimpering a bit, so i put him down and he takes off. he somehow sneaks under a tear in a chain link fence (thats when I named him) to go play with a dog in another yard.</p><p>I actually woke up and went back to sleep and had several more vivid dreams about chillin with Link. </p><p>Today, something was bothering me all day- it took a while but I figured it out- I missed my non existent dog.</p><p>Dreams are fucked up.</p>
Bulldogcakes
05-26-2006, 01:59 AM
<a href="http://search.petfinder.com/search/search.cgi" target="_self" title="I found him">I found him</a>. Here's a link. . . or here's Link. Or something. <br />
Don Stugots
05-26-2006, 02:04 AM
patches, your dream might be trying to tell you something, you need a dog in your life to love. if its possible (moneywise, and living) i say visit a shelter or two this weekend.
Last fall when i was talking to my chick about us getting a dog (i have always had a dog) she was a little unsure. i can say it is the best thing we ever did. i cant imagine not having her.
on antoher note patches, you may want to look up dreaming of dogs in a dream dictionary.
<p>Did you fall asleep wathcing "The Honeymoooners" by any chance.</p><p> </p><p>LULU! </p>
<p>Me too. (I beat Bobo <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />)</p><p><img height="372" src="http://www.danguitars.com/images/Img132.jpg" width="380" border="0" /></p>
<p><sub>I think I may have found the missing link.</sub></p><p> <img width="472" height="448" border="0" src="http://www.kipbrockman.com/viewmaster/3D_Image_GraveYard/b_covers/Images/b504_lancelot.jpg" /></p><sub />
LordJezo
05-26-2006, 04:59 AM
<p>The only Link that matters..</p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/579/link9um.jpg" /> </p>
Death Metal Moe
05-26-2006, 05:04 AM
<p>I hate having those really vivid dreams. I usually just have a dream that I know is a dream and forget it.</p><p>Every now and then you'll have these extremely real feelins dreams that you might remember years later. I can think of a couple right now that make me kinda start sweating in fear about.</p><p>Hate that shit.</p>
Whenever I have those vivid dreams, I've always found the girl of my dreams and am having the perfect romance with her. <br>
Then I wake up, curse my life (literally) and start sobbing gently.
Death Metal Moe
05-26-2006, 09:20 AM
<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Whenever I have those vivid dreams, I've always found the girl of my dreams and am having the perfect romance with her. <br />Then I wake up, curse my life (literally) and start sobbing gently. <p>I had one of those once. It was 100 times worse than the most horrific, violent dreams I've ever had because the real horror was having to suddenly remember my life wasn't this perfect, ideal world I felt I was living in. So my normal problems felt that much worse as I was remembering them all.</p>
Stankfoot
05-26-2006, 10:07 AM
<p><img border="0" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/linc.jpg" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
FezPaul
05-26-2006, 06:15 PM
<strong>Patches</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Who is Link you ask? Link is my puppy. Link also does not exist.</p><p>I had a very vivid dream last night about <strong>being given a puppy</strong> </p><p> <strong><font color="#0000ff" size="2">You want to find love without looking for it.</font></strong></p><p>and <strong>reluctantly falling in love</strong> with it. </p><p> <strong><font color="#0000ff" size="2"> Intamacy issues.</font></strong></p><p> He is tiny brown and speckled and a smushed face. In this dream<strong> I am holding him in my <font size="2">backyard</font> and he start whimpering</strong></p><p><strong> <font color="#0000ff" size="2"> You're looking for a woman with whom you can have anal sex.</font></strong></p><p> a bit, so i put him down and <strong>he takes off.</strong></p><p><strong> <font color="#0000ff" size="2"> So far, the women you've been with aren't into that.</font></strong></p><p> he somehow sneaks under a tear in a chain link fence (thats when I named him) to go <strong>play with a dog in another yard.</strong></p><p><strong> <font color="#0000ff" size="2"> Leaving you for a man who doesn't want anal sex.</font></strong></p><p>I actually woke up and went back to sleep and had several more vivid dreams about chillin with Link. </p><p>Today, <strong>something was bothering me all day</strong></p><p><strong> <font color="#0000ff" size="2"> That was you're conscience, pervert.</font></strong></p><p>- it took a while but I figured it out- I missed my non existent dog.</p><p><strong>Dreams are fucked up.</strong></p><p><strong> <font color="#0000ff" size="2">So are your desires.</font></strong></p><p> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 5-26-06 @ 10:16 PM</span>
jeffdwright2001
05-26-2006, 06:46 PM
<p>It appears the dog you found was a stray and his owner's name was Jack.</p><p>But don't worry, as long as there are convenience stores, there will always be a little bit of Link for all of us.</p><p><img src="http://mamajonesandcompany.com/images/Beef_Jerky-Peppered.jpg" border="0" /></p>
Bulldogcakes
05-26-2006, 07:19 PM
<p> </p><strong>Patches</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Who is Link you ask? Link is my puppy.</p><p> </p><p>Let me guess. A Dachshund? </p><p>Get it? "Link" is a Hot dog lookin thing! Huh? You know like a sausage, right? </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Anyone? </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>(crickets. . . . ) </p><p> </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
Tall_James
05-26-2006, 07:24 PM
<a href="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/13210/Family_Guy_Weird_Dream.html?autoplay=true" target="_self">Linky</a>
FezPaul
05-26-2006, 07:25 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Somebody carr the porice.</font></strong>
Don Stugots
05-27-2006, 05:38 AM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Whenever I have those vivid dreams, I've always found the girl of my dreams and am having the perfect romance with her. <br />Then I wake up, curse my life (literally) and start sobbing gently. <p>I had one of those once. It was 100 times worse than the most horrific, violent dreams I've ever had because the real horror was having to suddenly remember my life wasn't this perfect, ideal world I felt I was living in. So my normal problems felt that much worse as I was remembering them all.</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
AAAWWWWWW. you two need a hug. come 'er. (yes, i did just hug my monitor)
blakjeezis
05-27-2006, 03:29 PM
<p><img width="250" height="340" border="0" src="http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2004/09/12/missinglink2-sm.jpg" /></p><p>This guy? </p>
razorboy
05-28-2006, 03:10 PM
<p>I suspect foul play.</p><p>http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/murder.jpg</p>
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