I really like musicians

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>In my 20s I dated SO many musicians and got my heart broken everytime. No, I was never the girl who showed her tits at a concert. </p><p>I married a guy not so into music. For various reasons it didn't work out. The last musician I dated was the most stable. with a 9-5 job, he owned his own house. Again, it didn't work out.</p><p>I dated a really awesome drummer from this board. He's harsh on line but nothing but a gentleman when he's with a chick.</p><p>I know for a fact I'm NOT the only chick on the board who feels this way.</p><p>Or maybe I am.</p><p>I'm 39 and too old for this shit.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 5-30-06 @ 2:41 AM</span>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Hi Im not a REAL musician but I play one on the radio..<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />alice fuzzynoid has nice ring to it. </p><p>So WHY do chicks always lower their standards fo musicians?</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I'll pass on that. Sorry. I'm im NJ. It just won't work.</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>So WHY do chicks always lower their standards fo musicians?</p><p><br /></p><p>It's a gutteral response. Music is sex. It's cool to get laid by a band member of some un named or unsigned band.</p><p>I wasn't getting laid as a quote-un-quote journalist. The shit I wrote in college didn't matter. There was no way I would make out with Dave Navaro. Or Iggy Pop. I just went home and wrote about a phenomenal show I saw.</p><p>.</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Sorry. I knew what to write about, but I was an outsider and not a girlfriend of a named member. I did get free beer though.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>I think it's time we both move on Alice. Thing just arent working out.&nbsp; Youre a chick ,&nbsp; Im gay, it would never work. But im flattered. thanks. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 5-30-06 @ 3:05 AM</span>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I'm 39. I'm too old for all this shite. I'm just a woman from NJ. I'm too tired for the ludicrioud.</p><p>I SO respect what you do. Just not for me. PEACE!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I meant ludicris stuff. </p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>This is not how I thought this thread would turn out.</p><p>I expected non-musician guys to call me a slut bag. I could have handled that better.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">I dated a really awesome drummer from this board</span></p><p>east side dave?&nbsp;</p>

[scorpion]

<font size="1" /><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="1"></font><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span class="postbody">I dated a really awesome drummer from this board</span> </font></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3" /><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><p>east side dave?&nbsp;</p><p>I almost said that but then the word <strong>awesome</strong> stopped me.</p><font size="2" /><font size="2"><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="2">I expected non-musician guys to call me a slut bag</font> </font> <p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="2">Why would we do that?&nbsp; Do you have hot full band stories?&nbsp; Hey you did get free beer.</font></p><p><font size="2">I would say &quot;It doesn't make you a bad person&quot;.</font></p></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by scorpion on 5-30-06 @ 1:01 PM</span>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This is not how I thought this thread would turn out.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And this surprises you by now?&nbsp;</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I meant ludicris stuff. </p><p>Excellent choice!</p><p><img height="398" src="http://musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/def_jam/ludacris/ludacris4.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;It`s time to set yo` clock back bout as long as you can<br />I stop daylight, it`s ludacris the maintenance man<br />Get your oil changed, I check fluids and transmission<br />You one minute fools, you wonder why y`all missin<br />On the back of milk cartons and there`s no reward<br />No regards, close but it`s no cigar<br />A hard head make a soft ass, but a hard dick make the sex last<br />I jump in pools and make a big splash<br />Water overflowin, so get your head right<br />It`s all in yo` mind punk so keep your head tight<br />Enough with tips and advice and thangs<br />I`m big dog, havin women seein stripes and thangs<br />They go to sleep, start snorin, countin sheep and shit<br />They so wet, that they body start to leak and shit<br />Just cause i`m an all-nighter, shoot all fire<br />Ludacris, balance and rotate all tires!&quot;</p><p>Clearly, he's a woo-er.</p>

[DarkHippie]

Bruce Springsteen once said that the first reason he picked up a guitar was to get chicks.

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br><p>In my 20s I dated SO many musicians and got my heart broken everytime. No, I was never the girl who showed her tits at a concert. </p><p>I married a guy not so into music. For various reasons it didn't work out. The last musician I dated was the most stable. with a 9-5 job, he owned his own house. Again, it didn't work out.</p><p>I dated a really awesome drummer from this board. He's harsh on line but nothing but a gentleman when he's with a chick.</p><p>I know for a fact I'm NOT the only chick on the board who feels this way.</p><p>Or maybe I am.</p><p>I'm 39 and too old for this shit.</p>

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<br>
Which one of those times was the time Fezzie gave you away?<br><p>
And maybe that's who you should date. I'm not sure about Fez's musical skills, but he seems sort of like the rebel musician type at least.

[Tall_James]

I really wish I knew someone nice I could introduce you to.&nbsp;

[IamFogHat]

I was in a band in high school, and I remember distinctly after playing battle of the bands it was like a switch was flipped and&nbsp;I was suddenly attractive to like&nbsp;literally&nbsp;the girls.&nbsp; It's like magic.&nbsp;

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">
I was in a band in high school, and I remember distinctly after playing
battle of the bands it was like a switch was flipped and&nbsp;I was suddenly
attractive to like&nbsp;literally&nbsp;the girls.&nbsp; It's like magic.</span></p><p>I've been to 2 battle of the bands my freidns won twice but no chicks came up and were like hey popy lets make out &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;only
one of my friends got a chick cause hes in a band sure he can bang
anychick he meets while on tour but he don't &nbsp;</p>

[scorpion]

<p><font size="3"><font size="2">I listen to bands. ?</font></font></p><p><font size="2">anything ? hello ?</font></p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />I was in a band in high school, and I remember distinctly after playing battle of the bands it was like a switch was flipped and&nbsp;I was suddenly attractive to like&nbsp;literally&nbsp;the girls.&nbsp; It's like magic.&nbsp; <p>Yea, that don't work in Death Metal, trust me.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />I was in a band in high school, and I remember distinctly after playing battle of the bands it was like a switch was flipped and&nbsp;I was suddenly attractive to like&nbsp;literally&nbsp;the girls.&nbsp; It's like magic.&nbsp; <p>Yea, that don't work in Death Metal, trust me.</p><p>that's the problem?</p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/MeandMyMyFi.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>He he, good one evedder.</p><p>You'll get yours later...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 5-30-06 @ 4:24 PM</span>

[Marc with a c]

promise sweet cheeks?

[SatCam]

I really like musicians

Join the club

http://www.bartcop.com/heather_locklear_1.jpg

[DarkHippie]

<p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/MeandMyMyFi.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>You have very pretty eyes.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No homo</p>

[Hottub]

Me personally, I don't think I could ever be with a musician. Too many VH1 horror stories about Groupies, Mudsharks, etc. I just picture that vag as a giant pink Petre Dish!

[grlNIN]

<p>I've dated a few so called &quot;musicians&quot; and I find them less stable and genuine than people who are just into music as a whole.</p><p>They were also bad in bed and had no life goals.<br /></p>

[Duke]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p><br /></p><p>They were also bad in bed and had no life goals.<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>im sure they had good intentions....&nbsp;</p>

[Duke]

<p>btw im in a band and i play guitar....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>so all you people bashing muscians</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>shame on you <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've dated a few so called &quot;musicians&quot; and I find them less stable and genuine than people who are just into music as a whole.</p><p>They were also bad in bed and had no life goals.<br /></p><p>My life goal is to be good in bed</p>

[grlNIN]

Shoot for those stars!<br />

[tele7]

<img src="http://umanitoba.ca/outreach/cm/vol12/no5/ceilingstars.jpg" border="0" />

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've dated a few so called &quot;musicians&quot; and I find them less stable and genuine than people who are just into music as a whole. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sounds like someone got traded off or dumped for a case of beer. </p><p>musicians dont care if the &quot;freak of the week&quot;&nbsp; gets off or not. It;s not their job to be good in bed&nbsp;or to please the chick. </p><p>it is the chicks DUTY as a music lover to submit to and worship without being so selfish. </p><p>If you want stable/genuine...then date one of those sensitve fags that work at the local coffee joint or a&nbsp;&nbsp;bookworm from borders - there is nothing wrong with boring and safe. </p>

[grlNIN]

<p>A.) I said &quot;so called&quot; because at the time i was a teenager and they were as well.</p><p>B.) Stop taking every statement with the word &quot;musician&quot; in it as if it were directed solely at you and not the ACTUAL person/people.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br><strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've dated a few so called "musicians" and I find them less stable and genuine than people who are just into music as a whole. </p><p> </p><p>sounds like someone got traded off or dumped for a case of beer. </p><p>musicians dont care if the "freak of the week" gets off or not. It;s not their job to be good in bed or to please the chick. </p><p>it is the chicks DUTY as a music lover to submit to and worship without being so selfish. </p><p>If you want stable/genuine...then date one of those sensitve fags that work at the local coffee joint or a bookworm from borders - there is nothing wrong with boring and safe. </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

And the submitting and worshipping might include yellow discipline, right Perry? Isn't there some video evidence somewhere?

[Dirtybird12]

<p>yeah we're releasing the box set in july on dvd for 9.99</p><p>if we are going to sell out - then sell out big time eh?</p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/goldenoid.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

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[narc]

I'll be first in line. <br><p> No homo.

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A.) I said &quot;so called&quot; because at the time i was a teenager and they were as well.</p><p>B.) Stop taking every statement with the word &quot;musician&quot; in it as if it were directed solely at you and not the ACTUAL person/people.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Trust me kid, at no point did I take any statement with the word musician in it as if it were directed at me. </p>

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />I'll be first in line. <br /><p>No homo. </p><p>Im the homo? yet youre going to be the first in line to buy my adult dvd? hmmm.</p><p>how bout U and I do a potty scene for old times sake<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>

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[FUNKMAN]

You're so vain<br />You probably think this song is about you<br />You're so vain<br />I'll bet you think this song is about you<br />Don't you? Don't you?<br /><br /><br />You had me several years ago<br />When I was still quite na&iuml;ve<br />Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair<br />And that you would never leave<br />But you gave away the things you loved<br />And one of them was me<br />I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee<br />Clouds in my coffee, and<br />

[Dirtybird12]

no im not

[Death Metal Moe]

I think the point here is there's assholes in everything, but the majority of musicians I've met are fairly cool and love music so much they want to make it a large part of their life in some significant way.

[Plethora]

<img width="570" height="427" border="0" src="http://www.sitcomsonline.com/chachiopening.jpg" alt="I have a cousin!" title="I have a cousin!" />

[CruelCircus]

<p>I play the sax.</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>Nothing...?</p>

[IamFogHat]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br />I was in a band in high school, and I remember distinctly after playing battle of the bands it was like a switch was flipped and&nbsp;I was suddenly attractive to like&nbsp;literally&nbsp;the girls.&nbsp; It's like magic.&nbsp; <p>Yea, that don't work in Death Metal, trust me.</p><p>that's the problem?</p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/MeandMyMyFi.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I don't use this card often but...</p><p>ouch.</p><p>Besides, I think thanks to me we've all determined Moe is the sexy version of Pen Jillette.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/MeandMyMyFi.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>You have very pretty eyes.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No homo</p><p>Ummmmm....</p><p>errrrrrrr.........</p><p>Oooooooofffffffaaaa......</p><p>Thanks?</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br><p>yeah we're releasing the box set in july on dvd for 9.99</p><p>if we are going to sell out - then sell out big time eh?</p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/goldenoid.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

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<br><p>
I'd pay like 4 times that if it included footage of the parking lot incident at WJFK with a certain poster.

[Dirtybird12]

oh u mean the night mikeyboy danced naked with a traffic cone on his head while we hit him with a bat? yeah - that would be great but sadly no footage.. but OH WHAT A NIGHT

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This thread turned into a total debacle. It's tainted.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Ninny, just because they say they are musicians doesn't make them good in bed, Been there. Done that. Minute men at best. </p><p>Some of them just try to hide behind a guitar. Or bass. Or drums. You're not missing much.</p><p>EDIT: I said SOME</p>

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[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ninny, just because they say they are musicians doesn't make them good in bed, Been there. Done that. Minute men at best. </p><p>Then the only difference between them and me is that I didn't have to go through all those years of practice to learn an instrument.</p>

[SatCam]

Some of them just try to hide behind a guitar.

or banjo

<br /><br /><br /><br />

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboBanjoNude3.jpg

[fezident]

<p>I've seen it happen.&nbsp; The flickering stagelights must have a strange effect (affect?) on women.</p><p>A few years ago, I was playing bass for an artist.&nbsp; BEFORE the show, I was getting a drink and I saw these two girls.&nbsp; I didn't say one word to them. Didn't even really look at them but, we were standing right next to each other.&nbsp; They kinda laughed at me and to each other.&nbsp; As if to say &quot;whateverrr&quot;.&nbsp; </p><p>Fast forward to after the concert.&nbsp; After two short hours -no lie- those same two girls were trying to talk to me. The were quite forward and more than implied that I could have sex with both of them. (or, at the very least, one at a time).</p><p>I imitated the &quot;whateverrr&quot; laugh they did earlier and I&nbsp;walked away.&nbsp; I'm sure that every musician has before &amp; after stories like that.&nbsp; Leper by day, rockstar by night.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've always&nbsp;wondered why chicks are so immediately attracted to musicians.&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it the whole &quot;the mic is a phallus&quot; thing?&nbsp; The confidence?&nbsp; The moving/dancing?&nbsp; Or...do some chicks just want to be&nbsp;&quot;the one that gets&nbsp;picked over all the others&quot;?&nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

[zildjian361]

<strong>fezident</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fast forward to after the concert.&nbsp; After two short hours -no lie- those same two girls were trying to talk to me. The were quite forward and more than implied that I could have sex with both of them. (or, at the very least, one at a time).</p><p>I imitated the &quot;whateverrr&quot; laugh they did earlier and I&nbsp;walked away.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Youre THE bass player in a Queen cover band and you walk away from two chicks you could have banged? just because you don't look like Robert Plant, or your case Flea.I told you,you needeed to have a thicker skin. Remo that is. thanks Fez Paul nice spin.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>You know <span class="name"><font face="verdana" color="#000000"><font size="1">zildjian361, sometimes I like you and then sometimes you come off like a real asshole.</font></font></span></p><p><span class="name"><font face="verdana" color="#000000"><font size="1">Work on that for me, OK?</font></font></span></p>