Man Severs Own Penis.

[Hottub]

<span class="ArticleTitle"><font color="#000066" size="5">Man Severs Penis to Prove Faithfulness</font></span> <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr valign="middle" /></table><span class="DateStamp"><font color="#808080" size="2">Tue May 30, 6:19 PM</font></span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.</p><p>The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.</p><p>The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.</p><p><br />&nbsp; </p><p><br />&nbsp;</p><img height="28" alt="Associated Press" src="http://images.optonline.net/images/Common/article_ap_logo.gif" width="150" border="0" /> <br />Copyright &copy; 2006 <br />Was he just being a little too cocky?

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 5-30-06 @ 7:31 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i would say in his relationship he just 'couldn't cut it' but obviously 'he could'...</p><p>on a sidenote:&nbsp; recently in the headlines there has been a guy who jumped off a cruise ship, a guy who threw his children and himself off a balcony, and now this banana, all regarding troubled relationships. What the fuck is going on with men?</p><p>Suck it the fuck up!</p><p>no homo</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

Dont ya just hate when that happens? You have to go to the hospital, get it sewn back on. Its such a drag. <br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />Dont ya just hate when that happens? You have to go to the hospital, get it sewn back on. Its such a drag. <br /><p>people calling you 'stitchdick and whatnot'...</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>How about when you see some hot girl, and you get a boner and rip your stitches out? OUCH! </p><p>But I keep cutting the damn thing off, one reason or another. I never learn. <br /></p>

[Hottub]

Well, at least this guy's got balls!

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>Now he'll always have the reputation for going off half cocked.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

looks like in the end he'll get the shaft...

[bitterbuffalo]

Eh, be easy on the guy. He just lost his head, that's all.<br />

[sr71blackbird]

<img height="320" src="http://www.digitalfog.com/gallery/Lorena.jpg" width="209" border="0" />

[OGC]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">In the interest of saving space on the server, can't we just combine this thread wtih </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/50406/page/Worst_pain_you_were_ever_in" target="_blank"><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">this one</font></a><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3"> ?</font>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>cut extra arm off - </p><p>use as penis - </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the end</p><p>sorry kid.&nbsp;</p><p>Im living on chinese cock</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2006/05/30/3arms-large.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 5-31-06 @ 11:27 PM</span>

[reeshy]

Got pictures??????