I have a confession

[MissMILF]

Does it count as a confession if it didnt happen yet? My husband is out of town tonight and i am gonna go out and have some fun and hopefully find a hot guy/girl or both lol to hook up with. Im sorry but i have to do it a woman has her needs right?

[zildjian361]

as a MILF who's watching the kids? you sound a little bit to good to be true.

[reeshy]

Something smells fishy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Something smells fishy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1<br /><p>or fowl... i thought it was loosey goosey</p>

[torker]

I'd leave the big-fag cowboy hat at home.&nbsp;

[FezPaul]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Does it count as a confession if it didnt happen yet? My husband is out of town tonight and i am gonna go out and have some fun and hopefully find a hot guy/girl or both&nbsp;lol to hook&nbsp;up with.&nbsp;<strong>Im sorry but i have to do it a woman has her needs right?</strong> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You need some commas in that sentence.</font></strong></p>

[scorpion]

Please post pictures <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" /><br />

[spoon]

<p>Love the O/A video on your myspace page.&nbsp; </p>

[torker]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Does it count as a confession if it didnt happen yet? My husband is out of town tonight and i am gonna go out and have some fun and hopefully find a hot guy/girl or both&nbsp;lol to hook&nbsp;up with.&nbsp;<strong>Im sorry but i have to do it a woman has her needs right?</strong> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You need some commas in that sentence.</font></strong></p><p>FezPaul: Official Proofreader of RonFez.net</p>

[tele7]

<p><font size="3">So she tells him she must go out for the evening to comfort an old friend who's feeling down. <br />But he knows where she's going as she's leaving, she&rsquo;s headed for the cheating side of town. <br />You can't hide your lying eyes and your smile is a thin disguise. <br />I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your lying eyes. </font></p>

[MissMILF]

check out my myspace page i have bunch of pics of me on there

[MissMILF]

i wound up not going out tonight cause my youngest one isnt feeling good. As to who said who is watching the kids. Did you ever hear of a babysitter?

[Gvac]

<p>I hope this bit runs its course soon.</p><p>Very soon.&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hope this bit runs its course soon.</p><p>Very soon. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>it has already for me.&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

I find infidelity deplorable.

[FezPaul]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">So she tells him she must go out for the evening to comfort an old friend who's feeling down. <br />But he knows where she's going as she's leaving, she&rsquo;s headed for the cheating side of town. <br />You can't hide your lying eyes and your smile is a thin disguise. <br />I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your lying eyes. </font></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'm having a garage band flash-back.</font></strong></p>

[MissMILF]

<p>I guess i shouldnt have wrote this post i was just trying to join in on the boards and fit in. Truth is im not exactly cheating. Me and my husband have a &quot;open&quot; relationship so he knows all that i do. Hope i didnt offend anyone.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

You can't offend me, I don't even know you.&nbsp; Just don't get why you even got married if you want to fuck other people.&nbsp; Marrige implies a commitment to each other.

[spoon]

<p>Here we go!&nbsp; Save&nbsp;your fucking diatribe for Oprah's board Moe, holy fuck!!!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here we go!&nbsp; Save&nbsp;your fucking diatribe for Oprah's board Moe, holy fuck!!!</p><p>You have a problem.&nbsp; You don't have to justify or shoot down everything I say on the board.</p><p>Stop making every thread about me.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 6-8-06 @ 8:14 AM</span>

[KC2OSO]

It's a bit.&nbsp; If hubby knows, then why is the OP in the
confessional?&nbsp; Whatever the case, I'm with Moe on this one.&nbsp;
What's the point of getting married just to bang other people.&nbsp;
Tax benefits?&nbsp; No tax benefits in being married.&nbsp; I call
Bravo Sierra on this one.<br />

[NITRON]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; I'm not tired of this bit. I'm in it for the long haul</p>

[Jennitalia]

it's funny how these whores that are married and/or with kids always say they're &quot;good moms&quot;.&nbsp; whatever, whore.

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />You can't offend me, I don't even know you.&nbsp; Just don't get why you even got married if you want to fuck other people.&nbsp; Marrige implies a commitment to each other. <p>I don't know.&nbsp; You can still be commited to someone and still have an open relationship.&nbsp; I don't see it as being much different than any other kinky shit.&nbsp; Also,some people get married for strange reasons.&nbsp; To each their own i suppose</p>

[JPMNICK]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote: <p>I don't know.&nbsp; You can still be commited to someone and still have an open relationship.&nbsp; I don't see it as being much different than any other kinky shit.&nbsp; Also,some people get married for strange reasons.&nbsp; To each their own i suppose</p><p>I agree with DH, i think that every marriage and situation is different. I do not think it is fair for Jennatalia to say she is a bad mom because sometimes she has sex with men other than her husband. one thing has nothing to do with the other. I am not sure it is something i would do when I was married, but I am not going to sit her and judge someone else for doing it. </p><p>ease up on the lady, she is&nbsp;just trying to make some new friends and intergrate into the board. </p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>I'm not 100% I would say whore, Jenni, that might be a tad judgemental. Unimpressive and boring perhaps, but whore? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Well, okay, maybe you're right. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 6-8-06 @ 9:58 AM</span>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I guess i shouldnt have wrote this post i was just trying to join in on the boards and fit in. Truth is im not exactly cheating. Me and my husband have a &quot;open&quot; relationship so he knows all that i do. Hope i didnt offend anyone.</p><p>MissMILF,</p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Perhaps you haven't heard but this country is very concerned with the sanctity of marriage.&nbsp; If you don't watch out, I'll send Pat Robertson over to visit you.</span>

[JPMNICK]

And one more thing, if an open relationship keeps the 2 of them married then more power to them. i would think it is much healthier for the family to have the parents together and happy then divorced and bitter. Or maybe everyone here thinks they should get divorced and then the kids have to watch the boyfriend/girlfriend of the week parade into the house. so instead of having some fun behind the kids backs while the babysitter is there like responsible adults, they can just do it right in front of their faces?

[Furtherman]

<p>I call crap on you MILF.</p><p>Edit: Ok, I saw your myspace and you're probably sincere.&nbsp; Classy.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 6-8-06 @ 11:15 AM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br />And one more thing, if an open relationship keeps the 2 of them married then more power to them. i would think it is much healthier for the family to have the parents together and happy then divorced and bitter. Or maybe everyone here thinks they should get divorced and then the kids have to watch the boyfriend/girlfriend of the week parade into the house. so instead of having some fun behind the kids backs while the babysitter is there like responsible adults, they can just do it right in front of their faces? <p>If you bring kids into your open, swinging relationship you just did them a great disservice.&nbsp; Gimmie a break.&nbsp; You're gonna give them a stable place to grow up as all different guys and girls are rotating in and out of your bedroom?</p><p>But in the end, I don't give a shit.&nbsp; I just posted my honest opinion like I always do.</p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

<p>having been cheated on by my ex, I dont agree with your &quot;marriage&quot; but to each his own.&nbsp; Oh and to this day she still thinks she's a good mom.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Whatever.&nbsp; Someday she can explain to our son where she was when she was &quot;working&quot; while I was home being mr mom after a hard day's work.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bill From Yorktown on 6-8-06 @ 11:17 AM</span>

[JPMNICK]

if you do it correctly, the kids will never know it is an open relationship.

[Furtherman]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br />And one more thing, if an open relationship keeps the 2 of them married then more power to them. i would think it is much healthier for the family to have the parents together and happy then divorced and bitter. Or maybe everyone here thinks they should get divorced and then the kids have to watch the boyfriend/girlfriend of the week parade into the house. so instead of having some fun behind the kids backs while the babysitter is there like responsible adults, they can just do it right in front of their faces? <p>If you bring kids into your open, swinging relationship you just did them a great disservice.&nbsp; Gimmie a break.&nbsp; You're gonna give them a stable place to grow up as all different guys and girls are rotating in and out of your bedroom?</p><p>But in the end, I don't give a shit.&nbsp; I just posted my honest opinion like I always do.</p><p>Well said.&nbsp; Yea, they'll grow up normal.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 6-8-06 @ 11:17 AM</span>

[Furtherman]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br />if you do it correctly, the kids will never know it is an open relationship. <p>Uh huh.&nbsp; And kids will never know where your Playboys are stashed.&nbsp; They'll never know where Dad keeps the gun.</p><p>They always know.</p>

[KC2OSO]

<strong>Bill From Yorktown</strong> wrote:<br /><p>having
been cheated on by my ex, I dont agree with your &quot;marriage&quot; but to each
his own. Oh and to this day she still thinks she's a good mom.</p><p> </p><p>Whatever.
Someday she can explain to our son where she was when she was &quot;working&quot;
while I was home being mr mom after a hard day's work.</p><p>

<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Bill From Yorktown on 6-8-06 @ 11:17 AM</span></p>
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<p>Been there man and pissed away several years of my life being mr.
mom while she was in and out&nbsp; 'traveling on business'.&nbsp;
Business meetings at 4 am?&nbsp; Really?&nbsp; </p>
<p>I feel for you.<br />
We've been able to work it out though and are still together.<br />
</p>

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[Justice4all]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br />And one more thing, if an open relationship keeps the 2 of them married then more power to them. i would think it is much healthier for the family to have the parents together and happy then divorced and bitter. Or maybe everyone here thinks they should get divorced and then the kids have to watch the boyfriend/girlfriend of the week parade into the house. so instead of having some fun behind the kids backs while the babysitter is there like responsible adults, they can just do it right in front of their faces? <p>JP....absulutely correct. I totally agree with youon this one. I know several couples who have open relationships. They are very into each other and it works for them. It may not work for everyone but there is no reason to crap on someone because they do things different then you.</p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

<strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bill From Yorktown</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Been there man and pissed away several years of my life being mr. mom while she was in and out&nbsp; 'traveling on business'.&nbsp; Business meetings at 4 am?&nbsp; Really?&nbsp; </p><p>I feel for you.<br />We've been able to work it out though and are still together.<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yea well this was our second go-around (separated in 1994 for 6 months) and she's still with her home-wrecking helping boyfriend so it's over Johnny.&nbsp; Thanks for the supportive words though.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>No one crapped on anyone.&nbsp; I could give 2 shits what you do, this is a discussion and I dropped my opinion in.</p><p>It is all of you who are being intolerant of our opinion that open relationships don't sound like all they're cracked up to be.</p>

[JPMNICK]

<strong>Justice4all</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br />And one more thing, if an open relationship keeps the 2 of them married then more power to them. i would think it is much healthier for the family to have the parents together and happy then divorced and bitter. Or maybe everyone here thinks they should get divorced and then the kids have to watch the boyfriend/girlfriend of the week parade into the house. so instead of having some fun behind the kids backs while the babysitter is there like responsible adults, they can just do it right in front of their faces? <p>JP....absulutely correct. I totally agree with youon this one. I know several couples who have open relationships. They are very into each other and it works for them. It may not work for everyone but there is no reason to crap on someone because they do things different then you.</p><p>With Parkway Jesus on my side, I know I can not be wrong. </p><p>And I def see Furtherman's point of they always know where the playboys and stuff like that is. But if as a couple they went out on a friday night for dinner or for sex, when they got home the kids would not know either way. </p>

[JPMNICK]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No one crapped on anyone.&nbsp; I could give 2 shits what you do, this is a discussion and I dropped my opinion in.</p><p>It is all of you who are being intolerant of our opinion that open relationships don't sound like all they're cracked up to be.</p><p>I have to agree with Moe here too, I do not think the open reltionships are all they are cracked up to be. I really do not think I could be in one, mostly from a jelously factor. My point here is that to call this woman a whore and a bad mother because of her sexual prefences is wrong. </p>

[Jennitalia]

<p>she can do whatever she wants with her life.&nbsp; i dont care.&nbsp; my comments were based on the way i interpreted her post.&nbsp; sounded more as a &quot;look at me&quot; thing than somebody seriously wanting to discuss her lifestyle, thus my negative comments</p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

bet you didnt expect to start a <img height="150" src="http://www.comics-unlimited.com/news/images/firestorm-strikes-again.jpg" width="200" border="0" />&nbsp;today

[angrymissy]

<p>#1 - Attention whore. #2 - Open marriage or not, I don't think you should be doing that with kids around.&nbsp; It's going to do absolutely nothing but fuck them up.&nbsp; A good friend of mine in high school - her parents were in one, and it majorly fucked up her view on normal relationships.</p><p>I don't really believe this anyway.&nbsp; SHOCK POSTER!</p>

[KC2OSO]

<img width="222" height="290" border="0" src="http://www.numbmonkey.com/SeanStoryImages/shocky.jpg" />

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I guess i shouldnt have wrote this post i was just trying to join in on the boards and fit in. Truth is im not exactly cheating. Me and my husband have a &quot;open&quot; relationship so he knows all that i do. Hope i didnt offend anyone.</p><p>jeez, i thought the only requirement to &quot;fit in&quot; around here, was to be a Ron and Fez fan.</p><p>The show / board gets a new listener and this is how she gets treated? </p><p>really folks?&nbsp; Just becuz you have so many opinions doesn't mean you have to drop them every chance you have.&nbsp; It's OK to ignore the people you disagree with sometimes. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 6-8-06 @ 2:29 PM</span>

[JamMaster]

<p>One thing I do like about the board is we do have mostly civilized dicussions.. Alot of different viewpoints.</p><p>Anyway...</p><p>Welcome to the boards!</p>

[Justice4all]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;#2 - Open marriage or not, I don't think you should be doing that with kids around.&nbsp; It's going to do absolutely nothing but fuck them up.&nbsp; A good friend of mine in high school - her parents were in one, and it majorly fucked up her view on normal relationships.</p><p>Well I do not remember her saying she was going to invite someone over, she said she was going to go out and have fun.</p><p>Any harm in that? </p>

[DanesBitch]

<p>I just got done reading all the replies to her post.... </p><p>This chick is an attention whore.... she was on wackbag yesterday &amp; announced that she was going to a mall in LI to WOW guys... she told everyone what kind of car she had &amp; what time she was going to be there.&nbsp; She did nothing but promote herself the entire time she was on there.... and big shock.... 2 people showed up!!!&nbsp; From what I have seen on here &amp; wackbag this girl is just a shock poster &amp; an attention whore.... </p><p>I am callin' Shennagins on this bitch!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DanesBitch on 6-8-06 @ 3:14 PM</span>

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>#1 - Attention whore. #2 - Open marriage or not, I don't think you should be doing that with kids around. It's going to do absolutely nothing but fuck them up. A good friend of mine in high school - her parents were in one, and it majorly fucked up her view on normal relationships.</p><p>I don't really believe this anyway. SHOCK POSTER!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>this thread should've been locked after this post.&nbsp; im gonna go a step further and say miss milf is missing from the official board character thread&nbsp;</p>

[Iamnotatool]

<p>I nominate myself to drop a load on her chin, just to see if she is for real or not.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[IrishAlkey]

Bla.

[MissMILF]

I am sorry i said anything at all i was just trying to fit in thats all. I wont post anything about me so you dont think im trying to be a &quot; Attention Whore&quot;

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>#1 - Attention whore. #2 - Open marriage or not, I don't think you should be doing that with kids around. It's going to do absolutely nothing but fuck them up. A good friend of mine in high school - her parents were in one, and it majorly fucked up her view on normal relationships.</p><p>I don't really believe this anyway. SHOCK POSTER!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And this is why Missy is awesome.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />I am sorry i said anything at all i was just trying to fit in thats all. I wont post anything about me so you dont think im trying to be a &quot; Attention Whore&quot;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What about your avatar?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>LOOK AT ME!&nbsp; I HAVE BIG FAKE TITS!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Although it doesn't make you a bad person, it DOES make you scream for attention.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

matty i had a dream last night that eric logan was in, he kept trying to give a talk and was being interrupted. i blame your avatar<br />

[DanesBitch]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />I am sorry i said anything at all i was just trying to fit in thats all. I wont post anything about me so you dont think im trying to be a &quot; Attention Whore&quot; <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What about your avatar?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>LOOK AT ME!&nbsp; I HAVE BIG FAKE TITS!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Although it doesn't make you a bad person, it DOES make you scream for attention.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have to agree.... &amp; the whole thing on wackbag yesterday was just a lil suspicious!!&nbsp; She has a similar avatar over there.... and the SN.... MILF.... you don't think that you are SCREAMING for attention with all that???&nbsp; Why would you announce on the internet exactly what time &amp; place you were going to be at so you could show your tits???&nbsp; You are just begging for psychos to show up.... </p><p>Everything I have read says attention whore.... not to insult you or anything... if that is your pic you are very attractive.... but you don't have to shout it from the rooftops!</p>

[MissMILF]

Yes thats my picture. You can go to my myspace page to see more pictures of me if you want. I was just trying to fit in thats all!! I am sorry

[DarkHippie]

My tits are bigger

[Furtherman]

<p>You don't have to be sorry.&nbsp; You just have to realize (you are not the only one), that showing off doesn't come off well, for anyone.&nbsp; Bragging right off the mark that you're gonna cheat on your husband but <em>then</em>&nbsp;mentioning you have an open relationship just reeks of what others have said: ME ME ME Look at Me!&nbsp; Everyone knows someone who can't stop talking about themselves and how the world wraps around them.&nbsp; Don't you?&nbsp; Are you looking forward to seeing that person again?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But hey, no worries, and welcome.</p>

[Jennitalia]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br />My tits are bigger <p>not to mention they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!</p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You don't have to be sorry.&nbsp; You just have to realize (you are not the only one), that showing off doesn't come off well, for anyone.&nbsp; Bragging right off the mark that you're gonna cheat on your husband but <em>then</em>&nbsp;mentioning you have an open relationship just reeks of what others have said: ME ME ME Look at Me!&nbsp; Everyone knows someone who can't stop talking about themselves and how the world wraps around them.&nbsp; Don't you?&nbsp; Are you looking forward to seeing that person again?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But hey, no worries, and welcome.</p><p>Way to sum it up.... I bow down to you my friend.... </p>

[MissMILF]

Ok i will back off i wont talk about myself

[DanesBitch]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Ok i will back off i wont talk about myself <p>If you really are tryin' to fit in that is the best thing... just chill out here &amp; talk about the show &amp; other bullshit &amp; you will be find.... just don't come on here &amp; over promote yourself... it reeks of desperation &amp; people don't like it.... </p>

[IrishAlkey]

If it makes you feel any better, me and Silera decided&nbsp;your tits&nbsp;were real.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 6-8-06 @ 4:25 PM</span>

[Furtherman]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Ok i will back off i wont talk about myself <p>There is nothing wrong with talking about yourself, just ...&nbsp; ya know... I don't even know how to explain this...&nbsp; common sense darlin'.&nbsp; Keep it to a topic of discussion.&nbsp; There are a billion people yappin' on the net right now and not one of them deserves any more attention then the next yapper.&nbsp;</p>

[grlNIN]

Does Silera know you stole her cowgirl gimmick or...?<br />

[Iamnotatool]

I'd still like to drop a nut on her chin.&nbsp; Or Alkey's really.

[DanesBitch]

<strong>Iamnotatool</strong> wrote:<br />I'd still like to drop a nut on her chin.&nbsp; Or Alkey's really. <p>That is exactly the reaction she is lookin' for.... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

[IrishAlkey]

<strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Iamnotatool</strong> wrote:<br />I'd still like to drop a nut on her chin.&nbsp; Or Alkey's really. <p>That is exactly the reaction she is lookin' for.... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p><p>I was enjoying your rants until you just went into &quot;dumb girl&quot; mode.</p><p>My chin is all his.</p><p>And, Maria, if and when Silera dies, will you marry me?</p>

[grlNIN]

<p>Only if&nbsp; I get to keep the hat!&nbsp;</p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Iamnotatool</strong> wrote:<br />I'd still like to drop a nut on her chin.&nbsp; Or Alkey's really. <p>That is exactly the reaction she is lookin' for.... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p><p>I was enjoying your rants until you just went into &quot;dumb girl&quot; mode.</p><p>My chin is all his.</p><p>And, Maria, if and when Silera dies, will you marry me?</p><p>I didn't know I went into &quot;dumb girl&quot; mode... sorry about that I had no idea... I was just sayin' that is exactly what she wants is these guys to lust after her....</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ahhh, Opie just read your email on the replay.</p><p>&quot;The two guys who were they left very happy&quot;</p><p><em><strong>Did they?</strong></em></p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ahhh, Opie just read your email on the replay.</p><p>&quot;The two guys who were they left very happy&quot;</p><p><em><strong>Did they?</strong></em></p><p>Whose email did he read???</p>

[Iamnotatool]

<p>evidently, Jim Nordons</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Alkey, I dont have great aim, close your mouth and open your eyes.&nbsp; Maybe paint a bullseye for me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thanks.</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ahhh, Opie just read your email on the replay.</p><p>&quot;The two guys who were they left very happy&quot;</p><p><em><strong>Did they?</strong></em></p><p>Whose email did he read???</p><p>I'd tell you but I don't want to shine the spotlight on her.</p>

[CaptClown]

<strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Iamnotatool</strong> wrote:<br />I'd still like to drop a nut on her chin.&nbsp; Or Alkey's really. <p>That is exactly the reaction she is lookin' for.... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p><p><font size="2">Is that a bad thing?</font></p>

[IrishAlkey]

<p>Just don't cum in my hair. </p><p>It's a bitch to get out.</p><p>And, Dane'sBitch, when Maria dies, I'll propose to you.</p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Just don't cum in my hair. </p><p>It's a bitch to get out.</p><p>And, Dane'sBitch, when Maria dies, I'll propose to you.</p><p>*sigh*&nbsp; I'll be waitin'..... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[grlNIN]

<p>I would say you can have him but i've worked too hard to get in the top 3.&nbsp;</p>

[booster11373]

you guys forgot the No Homo part

[DanesBitch]

<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br />you guys forgot the No Homo part <p><strong><em><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">DID WE?????</font></em></strong></p>

[grlNIN]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br />you guys forgot the No Homo part<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Clearly, you don't know Pat.&nbsp;</p>

[Iamnotatool]

<p>thats even tired when Norton says it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Is it?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yes, it is.</p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would say you can have him but i've worked too hard to get in the top 3.&nbsp;</p><p>Him who???&nbsp; I am so confused right now.... I have been here for 10 hours &amp; I am desperately needing an icy cold alcoholic beverage..... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>

[MilkmanDann]

<p><font size="2">Wow what a vicious thread. Not everyone has the same moral agreement folks, dont get too harsh.</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="2">All that being said I'll be posting pics of my giant D on myspace later.</font></p>

[DanesBitch]

Good.... we will all be there checkin' it out.... I need spankin' material for later.... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />

[MissMILF]

Well my breasts are mine but they arent real. i got implants after my last child cause breast feeding messed them up real bad lol.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MissMILF on 6-8-06 @ 5:23 PM</span>

[booster11373]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Well my breasts are mine but they arent real. i got implants after my last child cause <u><em>breast feeding messed them up real bad</em></u>&nbsp; <p>Thats the hottest thing posted in here yet!</p>

[IrishAlkey]

<p>Ladies, there's enough of me to go around!</p><p>And that's a good boob job...</p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ladies, there's enough of me to go around!</p><p>And that's a good boob job...</p><p>Apparently you are a hot property.... wonder what that's all about.....</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Well my breasts are mine but they arent real. i got implants after my last child cause <u><em>breast feeding messed them up real bad</em></u>&nbsp; <p>Thats the hottest thing posted in here yet!</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>apparently you missed Burblefrump's post above about what's going down on myspace later...</p></font>

[Hottub]

<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Well my breasts are mine but they arent real. i got implants after my last child cause <u><em>breast feeding messed them up real bad</em></u>&nbsp; <p>Thats the hottest thing posted in here yet!</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>apparently you missed Burblefrump's post above about what's going down on myspace later...</p></font><p>I am SO THERE!!</p>

[DanesBitch]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Well my breasts are mine but they arent real. i got implants after my last child cause <u><em>breast feeding messed them up real bad</em></u>&nbsp; <p>Thats the hottest thing posted in here yet!</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>apparently you missed Burblefrump's post above about what's going down on myspace later...</p></font><p>I am SO THERE!!</p><p>As am I..... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

[IrishAlkey]

I love a nice man cock.

[DanesBitch]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />I love a nice man cock. <p>We have somethin' in common..... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ladies, there's enough of me to go around!</p><p>And that's a good boob job...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Any boob job bigger than a D cup is ALWAYS a good joob job.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[IrishAlkey]

<strong>DanesBitch</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />I love a nice man cock. <p>We have somethin' in common..... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Yeast infections?</p>

[narc]

More veiny or less veiny? No homo.

[Hottub]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />More veiny or less veiny? No homo. <p>The boob job, or Alkey's dink?</p><p>I'm confused!</p><p>Homo!</p>

[narc]

I was actually talking about the aforementioned love of mancock. ALthough I guess it could be the boob job too.

[IrishAlkey]

I'll post pics on MySpace.

[zildjian361]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />i wound up not going out tonight cause my youngest one isnt feeling good. As to who said who is watching the kids. Did you ever hear of a babysitter? <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Guess he/she didn't show up, to babysit. sorry i mentioned it. you'll have other nights.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Gmann]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />I'll post pics on MySpace. <p>Im giddy with excitement.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gmann on 6-8-06 @ 7:34 PM</span>

[Justice4all]

<strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Wow what a vicious thread. Not everyone has the same moral agreement folks, dont get too harsh.</font></p><font size="2" /><font size="2"><p><font size="2" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I was going to say the same thing. I have never seen so many people in this board ready to pounce on one person in my life here. Wow. Let's learn to get along a little better everyone. And she even said she was sorry for trying to come across like an attention whore...which she did not even have to do so give her some credit here.</p></font>

[Gmann]

<p>Yeah man. I remember when this was supposed to be the &quot;nice messageboard&quot;. </p><p>What the hell happened ?</p>

[IrishAlkey]

We grew some balls.

[Gmann]

<p>Your balls are nice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that is all.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Gmann</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Your balls are nice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that is all.</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq5euYhEmBwBrt2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1203nni56/EXP=1149897438/**http%3a//www.bullsballs.com/balls/150balls.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Hottub]

<p>And your penis is beautiful!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That's for Alkey, not Milf!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gmann]

I think its now unanimous amongst the board.

[Lumber]

The Yea`s have it...

[IrishAlkey]

My cock owns this message board.

[grlNIN]

.....along with 17 STDs, 6 of which are unrecognizable.<br />

[Gvac]

Alkey's cock fan since day one!<br />

[Jennitalia]

<strong>Justice4all</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Wow what a vicious thread. Not everyone has the same moral agreement folks, dont get too harsh.</font></p><font size="2"><font size="2"><font size="2" /><font size="2"><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I was going to say the same thing. I have never seen so many people in this board ready to pounce on one person in my life here. Wow. Let's learn to get along a little better everyone. And she even said she was sorry for trying to come across like an attention whore...which she did not even have to do so give her some credit here.</p></font><p>youre just hoping to be able to swing with her.&nbsp; slut (J4a, not&nbsp;milfy)</p></font></font>

[shock_poster]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Does it count as a confession if it didnt happen yet? My husband is out of town tonight and i am gonna go out and have some fun and hopefully find a hot guy/girl or both&nbsp;lol to hook&nbsp;up with.&nbsp;Im sorry but i have to do it a woman has her needs right? <p>I LOVE YOU</p>

[douchebagsean]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Alkey's cock fan since day one!<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; gotta love the eddie trunk call backs<br />
&nbsp; </p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<p>Love Douchebagsean!!!</p><p>So fucking homo!</p>

[DarkHippie]

<p>Sometimes a man just needs cock</p><p><img height="386" src="http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h116/melsmyspace3313/tatty.jpg" width="462" border="0" /></p>

[fatsohockeyjrsy]

Tell me about it.

[East Side Dave]

<p>i was just kidding</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by East Side Dave on 6-9-06 @ 4:41 PM</span>

[MissMILF]

Im not a whore but i would much rather be a whore then an annoying jackass who has no respect for people's privacy. Earl should have kicked the s*** out of you today!

[cockphoto]

<p>I'm a whore too, gosh darn it, and I'm rootin' tootin' proud!</p>

[suggums]

<p>i can still see the glow of daves post, it feels fucking great even 3 down</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by suggums on 6-9-06 @ 1:06 AM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

I&nbsp;still can't believe Alkey AND Silera thought they were real. You can see the outline of the bag inside as she presses against her breast. I'm not saying it don't look fine but it's right there for the naked eye to see...

[The Jays]

I'm not going to read this thread, so that I may beat off to the imaginary milf.

fuck.

[TheMojoPin]

I smell meat.

[silera]

<p>I can't believe it took Mojo five pages to involve himself in a discussion about Alkey's cock.</p>

[DarkHippie]

I don't understand how Alkey's cock took over this thread.

[PanterA]

<strong>douchebagsean</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Alkey's cock fan since day one!<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; gotta love the eddie trunk call backs<br />&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Alkeys cock was in Eddies trunk? Thats gives new meaning to &quot;Junk in the trunk.&quot;</p><p>I just want to say that this thread is batch material. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>This thread is both ends of the spectrum for me - big fake boobs on the &quot;good&quot; side, and Alkey's cock on the &quot;bad&quot; side.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't think there's enough &quot;No Homos&quot; in the world to correct the problems in this thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>Justice4all</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Wow what a vicious thread. Not everyone has the same moral agreement folks, dont get too harsh.</font></p><font size="2"><font size="2"><font size="2" /><font size="2"><p>&nbsp;</p><p><em>I was going to say the same thing. I have never seen so many people in this board ready to pounce on one person in my life here.</em> Wow. Let's learn to get along a little better everyone. And she even said she was sorry for trying to come across like an attention whore...which she did not even have to do so give her some credit here.</p></font><p>You must have missed the 2,438 threads about sticking ESD's balls in a blender</p></font></font>

[MissMILF]

Im listening to Ron and Fez and how dare Dave call me a whore when he would rather be a whore with no brains then a genius!

[EliSnow]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This thread is both ends of the spectrum for me - big fake boobs on the &quot;good&quot; side, and Alkey's cock on the &quot;bad&quot; side.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't think there's enough &quot;No Homos&quot; in the world to correct the problems in this thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If Alkey's cock was between the boobs, would that be better for you?</font></p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />I smell meat. <p>fuckin starvin over here.. </p>

[terry1979]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Im listening to Ron and Fez and how dare Dave call me a whore when he would rather be a whore with no brains then a genius! <p>Meet me at Marjorie Post park in 20 minutes....</p>

[MilkmanDann]

<strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Im listening to Ron and Fez and how dare Dave call me a whore when he would rather be a whore with no brains then a genius! <p>Shes got a point on this one.</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Im listening to Ron and Fez and how dare Dave call me a whore when he would rather be a whore with no brains then a genius! <p>Shes got a point on this one.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>When do we tell her that it's a best-of.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

Shhh

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I can't believe it took Mojo five pages to involve himself in a discussion about Alkey's cock.</p><p>I will fucking fight you for it.</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MissMILF</strong> wrote:<br />Im listening to Ron and Fez and how dare Dave call me a whore when he would rather be a whore with no brains then a genius! <p>Shes got a point on this one.</p><p>When do we tell her that it's a best-of.</p><p>Right after we explain that Ron and Fez don't actually live inside the radio on her kitchen counter.</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Alkey's cock saved this thread.</p><p>Wow.&nbsp; I can't believe I just typed those words.</p>

[JustJon]

Alkey's cock has supernatural powers.<br />

[DanesBitch]

WOW!&nbsp; Alkey's cock must be magical, it has totally saved &amp; hijacked this thread!!!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

E=Alkey's cock. Squared.

[DanesBitch]

Has anyone told MissMilf that this is a best of yet??&nbsp; Good Lord how dumb can one human be????&nbsp;

[newport king]

ok. i didn't read through every page of this but if thats really her and her husband has no problem with her fucking other people, good for them. i however would kill a bitch. and for a 37 year old woman she's got a better body than most 25 year old girls i know.

[Gmann]

<p>Im shocked no one came up with the screen name Alkeys Cock yet.</p><p>NEW BOARD CHARACTER!!!!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://www.gossipish.com/images/moo-moo-penis.jpg" border="0" />

[french bread pizza]

<p>i only read the first page.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and i think i might be more dumber for it</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>for the record. i am a great mother</p><p>i am also not married</p><p>i am also a whore</p><p>and a great mother </p>

[suggums]

more importantly, bronx johnny is a great father figure<br />

[narc]

Edited for double post. See below

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 6-12-06 @ 12:42 AM</span>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br><hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>french bread pizza</strong> wrote:<br><p>i only read the first page.</p><p> </p><p>and i think i might be more dumber for it</p><p> </p><p>for the record. i am a great mother</p><p>i am also not married</p><p>i am also a whore</p><p>and a great mother </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Why can't every girl be Frenchy? Or at least like a majority. 86%. Funkman, I am going to burn my eyes. Don't show that to your coworker, or he might hit you. <hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

[french bread pizza]

agree narc - that way i can assualt myself 86% of the time i grab chicks tits.

[french bread pizza]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />more importantly, bronx johnny is a great father figure<br /><p>well we would have to hide the blades</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that or teach they how to put them how to mouth them</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br>You can't offend me, I don't even know you. Just don't get why you even got married if you want to fuck other people. Marrige implies a commitment to each other.<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Oddly prophetic call by Moe. For the update, check MissMilf's myspace page. <br><p>


<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 7-6-06 @ 2:01 AM</span>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I checked it out and it's no longer there.</p><p>It's no longer there then it means she doesn't want to discuss it. Therefore, it shouldn't be discussed on the board. It's just common courtesy. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>