I am confused... Very confused. [Archive]

ShelleBink

06-07-2006, 05:23 PM

So I know MySpace isn't exactly known for the most stellar of human beings, but I started talking to this chick who lives near where I'm going to move to.  Figured it'd be cool to hang out with some new people and stuff, especially if I wanted to get the fuck away from my roommates.  So we've been talkin back and forth, nothing crazy... And tonight she offered me money to have sex with her and her boss.  No, she was not kidding. I politlely declined, but I am really confused.  Really, really confused.  ... yeah.  I duno.  I got nothin here.

Patches

06-07-2006, 05:25 PM

I'm confused as to why you didn't?!?  I need money.  I need sex.  Someone offers me both, just point.

reeshy

06-07-2006, 05:26 PM

What's her number????????????????????????

Don Stugots

06-07-2006, 05:27 PM

is she hot?

Tall_James

06-07-2006, 05:28 PM

Is she in your top 8? Because that would sure bump her up in my friend's list.

OGC

06-07-2006, 05:35 PM

Patches wrote: I'm confused as to why you didn't?!?  I need money.  I need sex.  Someone offers me both, just point.Exactly, nothing more needs to be said on this issue.

Death Metal Moe

06-07-2006, 05:35 PM

I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that's fucking creepy.  You did the right thing.  I'd stop talking to her all together.

ShelleBink

06-07-2006, 05:40 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that's fucking creepy. You did the right thing. I'd stop talking to her all together.  Thanks for a shred of sanity Moe.  I was telling my friend about this and ended up with the quote of the night:HotStarGirlie: i just wanna find people who dont want to see me naked

narc

06-07-2006, 05:40 PM

Yeah, not if there was another guy there.

Tall_James

06-07-2006, 05:50 PM

Of course you did the right thing Shelle. 

mikeyboy

06-07-2006, 05:52 PM

ShelleBink wrote: I politlely declined, but I am really confused.  Really, really confused.  ... *sigh*  Where to start?  Okay, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man takes his peepee and....

tele7

06-07-2006, 05:54 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that's fucking creepy.  You did the right thing.  I'd stop talking to her all together. I'd stop talking to her.<img src="http://www.dvdweb.co.uk/reviewsgfx/air05.jpg" border="0" />

ShelleBink

06-07-2006, 05:55 PM

mikeyboy wrote: ShelleBink wrote: I politlely declined, but I am really confused. Really, really confused. ... *sigh* Where to start? Okay, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man takes his peepee and....  Whoa...whoa....WHOA.  His peepee??  You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?!?!?

Death Metal Moe

06-07-2006, 05:56 PM

telecaster7 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that's fucking creepy.  You did the right thing.  I'd stop talking to her all together. I'd stop talking to her.<img src="http://www.dvdweb.co.uk/reviewsgfx/air05.jpg" border="0" />Surely you can't be serious!

ShelleBink

06-07-2006, 05:57 PM

"and..."  AND WHAT?!?!? I need to know!  Draw diagrams!  Or make a shoebox diarama! HELP

tele7

06-07-2006, 06:03 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: telecaster7 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that's fucking creepy.  You did the right thing.  I'd stop talking to her all together. I'd stop talking to her.<img src="http://www.dvdweb.co.uk/reviewsgfx/air05.jpg" border="0" />Surely you can't be serious!Stop calling me serious!<img height="169" src="http://www.collectinghollywood.com/SJones1.jpg" width="142" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

06-07-2006, 06:10 PM

Nice, I like how ya ran the other way with that.

mikeyboy

06-07-2006, 06:11 PM

ShelleBink wrote: "and..."  AND WHAT?!?!? I need to know!  Draw diagrams!  Or make a shoebox diarama! HELP <img height="406" src="http://www.shaken.net/bitepics/smalldognut.jpg" width="446" border="0" />

Marc with a c

06-07-2006, 06:12 PM

mikey, what did you search to find that picture?

Death Metal Moe

06-07-2006, 06:13 PM

mikeyboy

06-07-2006, 06:18 PM

evedder wrote: mikey, what did you search to find that picture? Hot dog and donut.  I was originally trying to find a picture of that kid's hand gesture -- you know the one where you make a circle with your thumb and index finger and stick your other index finger through the hole.  Yeah, you get a lot of other stuff when you try to search for that.

narc

06-07-2006, 06:23 PM

It looks something like this when it happens. 
<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002IUX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg"

Reephdweller

06-07-2006, 06:23 PM

Death Metal Moe

06-07-2006, 06:24 PM

mikeyboy wrote: evedder wrote: mikey, what did you search to find that picture? Hot dog and donut.  I was originally trying to find a picture of that kid's hand gesture -- you know the one where you make a circle with your thumb and index finger and stick your other index finger through the hole.  Yeah, you get a lot of other stuff when you try to search for that.<img height="199" src="http://www.dailyvault.com/jackiemartling_hotdogs.jpg" width="200" border="0" />Ehehehh ehehqhe ehheehEHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Marc with a c

06-07-2006, 06:28 PM

are you guys talking aboot sex?  gross

tele7

06-07-2006, 06:31 PM

<img src="http://i3.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/cc/05/b3_2.JPG" border="0" />Just give it a minute....

FezPaul

06-07-2006, 06:35 PM

telecaster7 wrote: <img src="http://i3.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/cc/05/b3_2.JPG" border="0" />Just give it a minute....What happens?

tele7

06-07-2006, 06:36 PM

FezPaul wrote: telecaster7 wrote: <img src="http://i3.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/cc/05/b3_2.JPG" border="0" />Just give it a minute....What happens?<img height="221" src="http://www.shaken.net/bitepics/smalldognut.jpg" width="255" border="0" />

Stankfoot

06-07-2006, 06:44 PM

<img border="0" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/socks.jpg" /> Could you explain it using sock puppets? That other picture is just gross!

FezPaul

06-07-2006, 06:46 PM

telecaster7 wrote: FezPaul wrote: telecaster7 wrote: <img src="http://i3.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/cc/05/b3_2.JPG" border="0" />Just give it a minute....What happens?<img height="221" src="http://www.shaken.net/bitepics/smalldognut.jpg" width="255" border="0" />Eeeeewwwwwwwww!

mikeyboy

06-07-2006, 07:02 PM

Stankfoot wrote: <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/socks.jpg" border="0" /> Could you explain it using sock puppets? That other picture is just gross!      Puppets, eh?<img height="475" src="http://homepage.mac.com/bdesign7/.Pictures/boogie" width="351" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

06-07-2006, 08:22 PM

TheMojoPin

06-07-2006, 08:24 PM

FUNKMAN

06-07-2006, 08:27 PM

spoon

06-07-2006, 08:57 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  Death Metal Moe wrote: I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that's fucking creepy. You did the right thing. I'd stop talking to her all together.   Thanks for a shred of sanity Moe.  I was telling my friend about this and ended up with the quote of the night:HotStarGirlie: i just wanna find people who dont want to see me naked Well then, you just ruled out all the honest guys along with Creepy Justice!  You know, just saying.

spoon

06-07-2006, 09:02 PM

And here's a clue for your friend, maybe a name other than "hotstargirlie" would help.  Perhaps something like, I don't know, Cindy.  ...............Nah, that doesn't work either.  I still want to see Cindy naked now too.  Change her name to a male one and only Moe will want to see her then.  At least the numbers would drop drastically.

Justice4all

06-08-2006, 02:34 AM

ShelleBink wrote: So I know MySpace isn't exactly known for the most stellar of human beings,  You want some hellish myspace stories I got a FEW for ya! You are preaching to the choir here Shelle! P.S. Happy Birthday

Death Metal Moe

06-08-2006, 04:12 AM

spoon wrote: And here's a clue for your friend, maybe a name other than "hotstargirlie" would help.  Perhaps something like, I don't know, Cindy.  ...............Nah, that doesn't work either.  I still want to see Cindy naked now too.  Change her name to a male one and only Moe will want to see her then.  At least the numbers would drop drastically.  You're the only one keeping this going stupid.  I'm more than happy to ignore you, stop even talking about me.

ShelleBink

06-08-2006, 04:17 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">spoon wrote: And here's a clue for your friend, maybe a name other than "hotstargirlie" would help. Perhaps something like, I don't know, Cindy. ...............Nah, that doesn't work either. I still want to see Cindy naked now too. Change her name to a male one and only Moe will want to see her then. At least the numbers would drop drastically. <hr color="cococo" align="left">

Ironically "ShelleBink" is more synonymous with sex than "HotStarGirlie"

***
By the way, I found some frozen hot dogs, now what am I supposed to put them where? I think I have to get a box of donuts...

narc

06-08-2006, 04:28 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Death Metal Moe wrote: spoon wrote: And here's a clue for your friend, maybe a name other than "hotstargirlie" would help. Perhaps something like, I don't know, Cindy. ...............Nah, that doesn't work either. I still want to see Cindy naked now too. Change her name to a male one and only Moe will want to see her then. At least the numbers would drop drastically. You're the only one keeping this going stupid. I'm more than happy to ignore you, stop even talking about me.<hr color="cococo" align="left">

When's the spoon-Moe PPV? I'd definitely watch. Settle it once and for all.

Justice4all

06-08-2006, 05:43 AM

narc wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: spoon wrote: And here's a clue for your friend, maybe a name other than "hotstargirlie" would help. Perhaps something like, I don't know, Cindy. ...............Nah, that doesn't work either. I still want to see Cindy naked now too. Change her name to a male one and only Moe will want to see her then. At least the numbers would drop drastically. You're the only one keeping this going stupid. I'm more than happy to ignore you, stop even talking about me. When's the spoon-Moe PPV? I'd definitely watch. Settle it once and for all.   I smell B.A.N.O.F. III.

EliSnow

06-08-2006, 05:56 AM

ShelleBink wrote: spoon wrote: And here's a clue for your friend, maybe a name other than "hotstargirlie" would help. Perhaps something like, I don't know, Cindy. ...............Nah, that doesn't work either. I still want to see Cindy naked now too. Change her name to a male one and only Moe will want to see her then. At least the numbers would drop drastically.  Ironically "ShelleBink" is more synonymous with sex than "HotStarGirlie" *** By the way, I found some frozen hot dogs, now what am I supposed to put them where? I think I have to get a box of donuts...  Shelle, put down the frozen hot dogs.  You'll get freezer burn on your bajango.  (Thank you Scrubs for that term).Instead, go to Amazon which has everything:  (NSFW):  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html/ref=sc_bb_br_3760901_66/103-6106546-3723864?%5Fencoding=UTF8&node=3777371&no=3760901&keywords=personal-massagers&me=ATVPDKIKX0DER">http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html/ref=sc_bb_br_3760901_66/103-6106546-3723864?%5Fencoding=UTF8&node=3777371&no=3760901&k eywords=personal-massagers&me=ATVPDKIKX0DER</a>

This message was edited by EliSnow on 6-8-06 @ 10:00 AM

Jujubees2

06-08-2006, 06:19 AM

Reefdweller wrote: <img height="300" src="http://freespace.virgin.net/michael.19m9t8/b3ta/sausage.jpg" width="300" border="0" />Ouch, this picture made me cringe (and pull my legs close together).

TheQuestion

06-08-2006, 06:38 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: <img width="500" height="354" border="0" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/Irishaggression/Male_female_intercourse.jpg" /> The woman in this drawing is a medical marvel.  It appears her vagina is located about 2 inches below her navel.

Death Metal Moe

06-08-2006, 06:42 AM

Justice4all wrote: I smell B.A.N.O.F. III. I smell someone trying to get more attention than they're worth.That would never happen.

ShelleBink

06-08-2006, 06:47 AM

Jujubees2 wrote: Reefdweller wrote: <img width="300" height="300" border="0" src="http://freespace.virgin.net/michael.19m9t8/b3ta/sausage.jpg" />Ouch, this picture made me cringe (and pull my legs close together).  Like in the South Park episode where Butters watches porn... "What's that tiingle down there?"

ShelleBink

06-08-2006, 06:53 AM

TheQuestion wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: <img width="500" height="354" border="0" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/Irishaggression/Male_female_intercourse.jpg" /> The woman in this drawing is a medical marvel. It appears her vagina is located about 2 inches below her navel.   The rod looks bigger than it actually is, and how come her legs aren't "up" more?

Iamnotatool

06-08-2006, 07:05 AM

I thought you were fucking Snoogans?

narc

06-08-2006, 09:48 AM

Can someone post the whole thing from yesterday where this was settled?


Also, from the way she's bent back at the waist, at first I thought it was a nice doggystyle medical diagram. But then I realized that her clit would have to be in her asscrack, and that just didn't seem right.
 
I humbly submit that last sentence for new mod quote consideration.

This message was edited by narc on 6-8-06 @ 1:50 PM

JustJon

06-08-2006, 09:53 AM

narc wrote: Can someone post the whole thing from yesterday where this was settled?


Also, from the way she's bent back at the waist, at first I thought it was a nice doggystyle medical diagram. But then I realized that her clit would have to be in her asscrack, and that just didn't seem right.
 
I humbly submit that last sentence for new mod quote consideration.

This message was edited by narc on 6-8-06 @ 1:50 PM  But your current mod quote is far more embarrassing  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" />

EliSnow

06-08-2006, 10:02 AM

ShelleBink wrote: how come her legs aren't "up" more? I'm guessing she's not really enjoying it.

narc

06-08-2006, 10:07 AM

Not to be Fez Paul or anything, but I also noticed that in the diagram, Clitoris is spelled "clitorus"

FUNKMAN

06-08-2006, 10:10 AM

EliSnow wrote: ShelleBink wrote: how come her legs aren't "up" more? I'm guessing she's not really enjoying it.i just figured they were in a phonebooth... my bad

torker

06-08-2006, 12:15 PM

<img height="354" src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/Irishaggression/Male_female_intercourse.jpg" width="500" border="0" />The alignment of the Testes and Rectum can't be accidental.  There's your proof of God.

SatCam

06-08-2006, 12:44 PM

Make sure you use protection if you're meeting them for the first time...

bring a gun!

Iamnotatool

06-08-2006, 12:51 PM

wait, they can enjoy it too?

DanesBitch

06-08-2006, 12:54 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: telecaster7 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that's fucking creepy.  You did the right thing.  I'd stop talking to her all together. I'd stop talking to her.<img src="http://www.dvdweb.co.uk/reviewsgfx/air05.jpg" border="0" />Surely you can't be serious!Yes I am serious.... and please stop calling me Shirley..... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /> Sorry I just had to....

OGC

06-08-2006, 05:56 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: <img height="199" src="http://www.dailyvault.com/jackiemartling_hotdogs.jpg" width="200" border="0" />Ehehehh ehehqhe ehheehEHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!Thanks Moe, I always wanted to know how to spell that.