Confessions

[chili]

<p>I don't know how I remembered this, it's been so long since it happened but it came to mind the other day. When I was young I used to spend summers in Myrtle Beach, SC. While my mom was at the beach getting tipsy with her friend she sent me to day camp. About the time the first Batman movie came out they told all of us kiddies that Batman would be visiting the camp. I was a huge Batman fan. I was die hard about the corny old Adam West series and so was damned near shitting my pants to meet the new Batman. The day finally came and we rushed to the gym to meet Batman. What we saw was a chubby black man in a rubber Batman suit. I was insensed and lead the chant of BLACK-MAN! BLACK-MAN! BLACK-MAN! as we ran in circles around this gentleman. I am not 100% sure, but I think I saw him shed a single tear. Regardless, he showed incredible restraint in not backhanding us little fuckers.&nbsp;</p><p>To this day I still feel a little shitty about this.&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

maybe you can call the show monday and apologize to Earl?

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You think you feel bad, I cracked up when I read you're post.</font></strong>

[chili]

FezPaul: cracked up as in awful post or cracked up as in got a chuckle?<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />FezPaul: cracked up as in awful post or cracked up as in got a chuckle?<br /><p>neither</p><p><img src="http://www.infoimagination.org/ps/drug_war/cocaine/images_cocaine/crack_smoker.jpeg" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2"><strong>Yes</strong></font>

[Judge Smails]

OK,&nbsp; I'll confess about being a stupid fuck when I was a kid.&nbsp; From the 4th thru 8th grade I was bussed to a school which happened to be located in a predominently Hasidic neighborhood.&nbsp; Nearly every morning when we were driving through there, and some of the locals would be walking by, my friends and I would open the windows and throw our pocket change at them.&nbsp; Then we would laugh and laugh as we got dirty looks from the passers by.

[chili]

<img width="400" height="570" border="0" src="http://www.engageonline.org.uk/ressources/funny/i/cover.jpg" />

[tele7]

<p>That was far from a bad post chili.&nbsp; You can repent by not throwing garbage out of your car window.</p><p><img src="http://www.oldmencrying.com/images/cody.jpeg" border="0" /></p>

[chili]

I LOL'ed<br />

[torker]

<p>Then we would laugh and laugh as we got dirty looks from the passers by</p><p>and God.</p>

[ADF]

My 11th grade English teacher would read a couple of the best essays after they were graded.&nbsp; When one particular essay was read, I made the literally made the thumbs down signal.&nbsp; I still feel crummy about it on occasion.<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br />OK,&nbsp; I'll confess about being a stupid fuck when I was a kid.&nbsp; From the 4th thru 8th grade I was bussed to a school which happened to be located in a predominently Hasidic neighborhood.&nbsp; Nearly every morning when we were driving through there, and some of the locals would be walking by, my friends and I would open the windows and throw our pocket change at them.&nbsp; Then we would laugh and laugh as we got dirty looks from the passers by. <p>and they would say &quot; <strong>Yahweh Dammit!&quot;</strong></p>

[tele7]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br>My 11th grade English teacher would read a couple of the best essays after they were graded.ÿ When one particular essay was read, I made the literally made the thumbs down signal.ÿ I still feel crummy about it on occasion.<br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

[chili]

<p><span class="postbody"><strong /></span><span class="postbody"><strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />My 11th grade
English teacher would read a couple of the best essays after they were
graded.&nbsp; When one particular essay was read, I made the literally made
the thumbs down signal.&nbsp; I still feel crummy about it on occasion.</span><span class="postbody"></span></p><p>Hmm... maybe you shouldn't be too critical of other people's English skills.&nbsp;</p>

[ADF]

That's what I get for editing my sentences halfway through and failing to reread them.<br />

[ADF]

Also, I hope you all feel crummy for making fun of my writing.<br />

[FezPaul]

<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />Also, I hope you all feel crummy for making fun of my writing.<br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">In the health-care thread, you wrote administrate, instead of administer.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Not only does your syntax suck, you're making up words.</font></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[chili]

I apologigize, <strong>ADF</strong>.<br />

[reeshy]

I feel crummy for reading this thread!!!!!<br />

[torker]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />Also, I hope you all feel crummy for making fun of my writing.<br /><p><strong><font style="background-color: #ffff99" face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">In the health-care thread, you wrote administrate, instead of administer.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Not only does your syntax suck, you're making up words.</font></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>That falls somewhere between&nbsp;funny and creepy.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />Also, I hope you all feel crummy for making fun of my writing.<br /><p><strong><font style="background-color: #ffff99" face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">In the health-care thread, you wrote administrate, instead of administer.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Not only does your syntax suck, you're making up words.</font></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>That falls somewhere between&nbsp;funny and creepy.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'm voting for drunk.</font></strong></p>

[Fallon]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br>I was bussed to a school which happened to be located in a predominently Hasidic neighborhood. Nearly every morning when we were driving through there, and some of the locals would be walking by, my friends and I would open the windows and throw our pocket change at them. Then we would laugh and laugh as we got dirty looks from the passers by. <p></p>
Why would Jews get mad at people throwing money at them?

[ADF]

Administrate?&nbsp; What the hell is wrong with me.&nbsp; I think I'm going to desisterate from postiferating before I get myself in my troubleration.<br />

[ADF]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier,monospace">You think you feel bad, I cracked up when I read <em>you're</em> post.</font></strong><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I feel crummy for reading this thread!!!!!<br /><p>i feel crummy for reading reeshy's reply and then quoting it...</p>