SECRET SOCIETY [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

drhester

06-23-2006, 09:22 AM

REPLY TO THIS THREAD TO JOIN

Tall_James

06-23-2006, 09:22 AM

No.

Jujubees2

06-23-2006, 09:23 AM

But wouldn't you then have to kill me?

KitN1MCC

06-23-2006, 09:24 AM

why should i

JustJon

06-23-2006, 09:28 AM

sssshhhhh... it's a seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecret....

Furtherman

06-23-2006, 09:29 AM

Is it the UNLEASHED society?

walking joint

06-23-2006, 09:31 AM

in

Tenbatsuzen

06-23-2006, 09:33 AM

Furtherman wrote: Is it the UNLEASHED society?   It makes me scared of an UNHALLOWED Society.

narc

06-23-2006, 09:33 AM

why?

mikeyboy

06-23-2006, 09:33 AM

Careful folks.  He didn't say which secret society.  It could be some weird gathering of goat-blowing plumbers or something.

SatCam

06-23-2006, 09:34 AM

can you teach me the secret handshakes?

JustJon

06-23-2006, 09:39 AM

SatCam wrote: can you teach me the secret handshakes?  put your hand on the other guy's penis and shake.

Jujubees2

06-23-2006, 09:40 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Careful folks.  He didn't say which secret society.  It could be some weird gathering of goat-blowing plumbers or something. Damn, now you know about MY secret society.

Judge Smails

06-23-2006, 09:41 AM

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs the cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscars night? We do! We do!

Tenbatsuzen

06-23-2006, 09:42 AM

judge_smails wrote: Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs the cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscars night? We do! We do!    *wipes mouth with sacred document*

SatCam

06-23-2006, 09:56 AM

JustJon wrote: SatCam wrote: can you teach me the secret handshakes? put your hand on the other guy's penis and shake. 

So I guess some of us have been in the secret society all along?

no homo

crb1

06-23-2006, 09:58 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Careful folks.  He didn't say which secret society.  It could be some weird gathering of goat-blowing plumbers or something. Do you have to be a licensed plumber to join, because I'm still just a plumber's apprentice?

NYDBLOCK

06-23-2006, 10:10 AM

what secret society....

SatCam

06-23-2006, 10:14 AM

NYDBLOCK wrote: what secret society....

http://216.220.97.17/illustration1.jpg

mikeyboy

06-23-2006, 10:26 AM

NYDBLOCK wrote: what secret society.... Maybe this card in my wallet will help explain.<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/hideout.jpg" width="250" border="0" />No, that's not it...

narc

06-23-2006, 10:36 AM

Is it the PEN15 Club?

A.J.

06-23-2006, 10:52 AM

It's already been done.<img height="69" src="http://www.stryder.de/anigif/symbols_2.gif" width="211" border="0" />

Skellington

06-23-2006, 11:03 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  judge_smails wrote: Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs the cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscars night? We do! We do! *wipes mouth with sacred document* And now, the final ordeal: the Paddling of the Swollen Ass...With Paddles.

FUNKMAN

06-23-2006, 11:10 AM

how many times do i really need to make an ass out of myself?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" />

fezstherapist

06-23-2006, 11:14 AM

ME TOO GUYS, ME TOO!

OGC

06-23-2006, 11:27 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Careful folks.  He didn't say which secret society.  It could be some weird gathering of goat-blowing plumbers or something. Would that make me a bad person ?

FUNKMAN

06-23-2006, 11:31 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Careful folks.  He didn't say which secret society.  It could be some weird gathering of goat-blowing plumbers or something. well at least our pipe wouldn't leak and we wouldn't be thirsty... yummy

rruffian

06-23-2006, 11:53 AM

Secret Society Rules

klaus_kinski_Jr

06-23-2006, 12:07 PM

come on guys the first rule about the secret society is you dont talk about the secret society

ChimneyFish

06-23-2006, 12:08 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Careful folks.  He didn't say which secret society.  It could be some weird gathering of goat-blowing plumbers or something. You get this........<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/boerneshows_mario_og_luigi.jpg" border="0" />

Crippler

06-23-2006, 12:15 PM

<img height="150" src="http://www.fleurdelis.com/graphics/fleur21.jpg" width="122" border="0" />PS

niciggy

06-23-2006, 12:46 PM

If it involves a cigar and a red hat...I'm in.

blade

06-23-2006, 12:49 PM

Secret Society. What secret society?>>>>B.A.C. 16514  Checking In

Don Stugots

06-23-2006, 01:11 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: mikeyboy wrote: Careful folks.  He didn't say which secret society.  It could be some weird gathering of goat-blowing plumbers or something. You get this........<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/boerneshows_mario_og_luigi.jpg" border="0" />hey, there is Fez!i would love to see the secret society that would have me as a member.  Can we get funny aprons for our meeting?  or better yet can we wear Fez' on our heads, like the shriners?

docgoblin

06-23-2006, 05:57 PM

I've been waiting for my "Secret Society" card since 2003. Can I get one now?... Oh Sorry... shhhhhh!... Can I get one now?

FUNKMAN

06-23-2006, 06:03 PM

<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_RtqanZxE9_UAYhSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12fl6681p/EXP=1151201050/**http%3a//www.maidadance.com/Lenin_Museum/whisper_ear43404.jpg" border="0" />did you hear about that new society?no?that's cause it's a secret! pass it around....

This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 6-23-06 @ 10:04 PM

kdubya

06-23-2006, 06:04 PM

First rule of the club, no girls allowed (no homo)

Earlshog

06-23-2006, 06:17 PM

mikeyboy wrote: NYDBLOCK wrote: what secret society.... Maybe this card in my wallet will help explain.<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/hideout.jpg" width="250" border="0" />No, that's not it.  NAMBLA has cards? I knew it...

FezPaul

06-23-2006, 06:33 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  hey, there is Fez!i would love to see the secret society that would have me as a member.  Can we get funny aprons for our meeting?  or better yet can we wear Fez' on our heads, like the shriners?Which are part of the Free Masons, which is the mother of all secret societies. Fez=Shriner=Free Mason=Ron&Fez are.......OOHHH NNNOOOO!!!!!!!

Death Metal Moe

06-23-2006, 06:34 PM

FezPaul wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  hey, there is Fez!i would love to see the secret society that would have me as a member.  Can we get funny aprons for our meeting?  or better yet can we wear Fez' on our heads, like the shriners?Which are part of the Free Masons, which is the mother of all secret societies. Fez=Shriner=Free Mason=Ron&Fez are.......OOHHH NNNOOOO!!!!!!!Maha Bone baby.

reeshy

06-23-2006, 06:47 PM

What?......What?.....Bullshit!!!!!.....Yes....HOMO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

misfit0313

06-23-2006, 07:20 PM

Can I join.  Sorry I'm not an old school listener, but have listened since day one at XM.

FezPaul

06-23-2006, 07:43 PM

misfit0313 wrote: Can I join.  Sorry I'm not an old school listener, but have listened since day one at XM. You already have...Mahahahahahaha...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" />

Fallon

06-23-2006, 07:51 PM

kdubya wrote: First rule of the club, no girls allowed (no homo)  <img width="172" height="173" border="0" src="http://www.toppun.com/Rainbow-Store/Gay-Pride-Pictures/No-Secret-Strong-Enough-for-a-Woman-But-Made-for-a-Man.gif" />

FreshJ

06-23-2006, 07:53 PM

Is the secret knock a shave and a hair cut tune?  After all lots of hair seems to always be involved in bets.

FezPaul

06-23-2006, 07:59 PM

FreshJ wrote: Is the secret knock a shave and a hair cut tune?  After all lots of hair seems to always be involved in bets. No. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />Welcome to the board.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />You should have put a comma between all, and lots.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

tele7

06-23-2006, 08:02 PM

Oh captain, my captain....I'll be the treasurer.  Please deposit $3.50 in my Paypal account.  Thanks!  Bye.

watson

06-23-2006, 08:03 PM

Where does that leave Fezzy then?    kdubya wrote: First rule of the club, no girls allowed (no homo)      <blockquote />

torker

06-23-2006, 08:07 PM

FreshJ wrote: Is the secret knock a shave and a hair cut tune?  Just tap your foot three times.   <img height="100" src="http://www.schwuly.com/ct/thumbs/tn3980.jpg" width="135" border="0" />

tele7

06-23-2006, 08:09 PM

torker wrote: FreshJ wrote: Is the secret knock a shave and a hair cut tune?  Just tap your foot three times.   <img height="100" src="http://www.schwuly.com/ct/thumbs/tn3980.jpg" width="135" border="0" />twice on the pipe

GuyD770

06-23-2006, 08:15 PM

shhhhhhhhh... Be vewwy vewwy quiet...

FezPaul

06-23-2006, 08:16 PM

telecaster7 wrote: torker wrote: FreshJ wrote: Is the secret knock a shave and a hair cut tune?  Just tap your foot three times.   <img height="100" src="http://www.schwuly.com/ct/thumbs/tn3980.jpg" width="135" border="0" />twice on the pipehttp://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/Professional17.jpg "Listen to me Matilda, knock3 times, 2 times, then 3 times, so I will know it is you..........and stop saying okay."

Fallon

06-23-2006, 08:19 PM

FezPaul wrote:  <img border="0" src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/Professional17.jpg" /> "Listen to me Matilda, knock3 times, 2 times, then 3 times, so I will know it is you..........and stop saying okay." <blockquote />  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/50888/page/The_Child_Molester_Test" target="_blank">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/The_Child_Molester_Tes</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/50888/page/The_Child_Molester_Test" target="_blank">t</a>

FezPaul

06-23-2006, 08:22 PM

Fallon wrote:   FezPaul wrote:  <img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/Professional17.jpg" border="0" /> "Listen to me Matilda, knock3 times, 2 times, then 3 times, so I will know it is you..........and stop saying okay."   <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/50888/page/The_Child_Molester_Test" target="_blank">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/The_Child_Molester_Tes</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/50888/page/The_Child_Molester_Test" target="_blank">t</a>                                                  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" />

wackyd33

06-24-2006, 10:04 AM

I'm signing up for duty. My secret keeping skills are legendary in international circles.

scorpion

06-24-2006, 01:18 PM

FreshJ wrote: Is the secret knock a shave and a hair cut tune?  After all lots of hair seems to always be involved in bets. <img title="tony orlando and dawn" height="152" alt="tony orlando and dawn" src="http://www.lost45s.com/images/TonyDawn.jpg" width="255" border="0" />I thought it was knock three times on the ceiling?

This message was edited by scorpion on 6-24-06 @ 5:18 PM

overyoo

06-24-2006, 01:40 PM

im in.......death to the non belivers

wackyd33

06-24-2006, 02:35 PM

I hope we get sweet fake moustaches with our memberships.

EdgeCrusher

06-25-2006, 07:15 AM

I'm checking in and not one word will ever be muttered 

This message was edited by EdgeCrusher on 6-25-06 @ 11:16 AM

unknownman89

06-25-2006, 07:35 AM

Does our secret society get a one dimensional illusion?  Is so, notify me when we get to the core of rape. <img src="http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/stopchildrape.net/images/core%20of%20rape%20pyramin.jpg" width="586" height="532" border="0" /> Plus, I'm not certain if Earl is occult or not, but we need to get him trained with the psychic abilities, pronto.

Halfpops

06-25-2006, 07:52 AM

19276 from "Ye Old Secret Society"

Grendel_Kahn

06-25-2006, 08:37 AM

Well then you KNOW I'm in.  Love me some goats.  
mikeyboy wrote: Careful folks. He didn't say which secret society. It could be some weird gathering of goat-blowing plumbers or something.

dereckfishboy

06-25-2006, 12:38 PM

How do we know all these newer board members aren't plants trying to infiltrate the secret society?

reeshy

06-25-2006, 12:48 PM

Who's newer than YOU????????????

deycalmynamezbil

06-25-2006, 01:04 PM

I found this in an old pair of jeans, can someone tell me what it is....<img height="113" src="http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/deycalmynamezbil/bac498_small.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

soupcan

06-25-2006, 07:15 PM

..  ...'.  .. .. .  (. .... ...... .......)    ... .. . ... ...?

MasterSoySauce

06-26-2006, 05:40 AM

i'm in if anyone ever comes up with a point to this, i also bring an over 4 and half foot vertical leap to the table, chew on that my friends.

LilBuster

06-26-2006, 08:46 AM

I would like to be a part of this thing which may or may not exist, I mean hypothetically, of course.

nuvs

06-26-2006, 09:08 AM

<div align="left">If there were some sort of super secret society, I too would hypothetically like to be a part of it. :) </div>

buckcorncobb

06-26-2006, 09:12 AM

is there a handshake

deliciousV

06-26-2006, 09:23 AM

I will not be a part of any "society" that would accept the likes of me as a member.

MarkB

06-26-2006, 09:32 AM

I'd join, but I can't afford the dues...

chili_chest

06-26-2006, 09:54 AM

What if someone has more than one ass? Can they still join?

SinA

06-26-2006, 10:03 AM

no thanks, i'm a member of the other secret society.

burmart

06-26-2006, 10:14 AM

THE SECRET SOCIETY IS WHERE WE ARE CHEF RAMSEY!!! I want to be in an secret society. Damn freemasons turning me down.  

This message was edited by burmart on 6-26-06 @ 2:14 PM

JFC

06-26-2006, 10:21 AM

Flashing the secret sign in hopes of admittance. http://img343.imageshack.us/my.php?image=logophpbb8yv.gif

SinA

06-26-2006, 10:27 AM

JFC wrote: Flashing the secret sign in hopes of admittance. <img src="http://img343.imageshack.us/my.php?image=logophpbb8yv.gif" border="0" />nope.

Mangoat

06-26-2006, 11:49 AM

Maha bone, my brothers. Maha bone.

kdubya

06-26-2006, 12:13 PM

watson wrote:   Where does that leave Fezzy then?    kdubya wrote: First rule of the club, no girls allowed (no homo)     We can have one girls, just not girls

1000NineYrOlds

06-26-2006, 12:36 PM

Officially requesting membership into society that may or may not exist.

HoddTilliard

06-26-2006, 01:22 PM

Hoooo-Ah.  5311, Bon Jovi Fan since day 1!

Garyisajoke

06-26-2006, 01:23 PM

count me in, buddays.

kirb

06-26-2006, 03:52 PM

postin in dis

caldoh

06-26-2006, 04:04 PM

yeah boys!!!!!!

lamby

06-26-2006, 04:18 PM

in also

idolmind86

06-26-2006, 04:32 PM

In there like swim wear.

arcanewardrobe

06-26-2006, 05:05 PM

yes please.

voina

06-26-2006, 05:12 PM

my bac was stolen with my wallet. I wish reaccess to "it"

This message was edited by voina on 6-26-06 @ 9:14 PM

Sankis

06-26-2006, 05:14 PM

I may or may not have posted in a thread about something that may or may not exist.

StefanProdan

06-26-2006, 06:28 PM

sign me up budday

watson

06-26-2006, 06:31 PM

buckcorncobb wrote: <address class="modlink">is there a handshake                                    </address>   <blockquote /> Lets just say it involves a cowbell

d[-.-]b

06-26-2006, 06:59 PM

I am replying to this thread and I want the new BAC equivalent.

Vinman809

06-26-2006, 08:04 PM

Hi There

banditorico

06-26-2006, 08:14 PM

Yes I will buy your swamp land in FL.

CoolHandDuke

06-26-2006, 09:23 PM

I like goats

lamby

06-26-2006, 09:36 PM

mikeyboy wrote  Maybe this card in my wallet will help explain. <blockquote /><img width="250" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/hideout.jpg" />No, that's not it... hey, you're just 16 behind me!  P1-5116 checkin' in

WESTCOASTDAVE

06-26-2006, 10:16 PM

Do we have to be "jumped in" by a bunch of 9 year olds to join?

milliehatchett

06-27-2006, 08:01 AM

If you're not allowing girls in - then I'm gonna tell.....

wadcakes

06-27-2006, 08:46 AM

i want to join the secret society

Hagar

06-27-2006, 09:10 AM

say nothing to no one.<img height="100" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/hagarpold.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

Stalker Patti

06-27-2006, 10:50 AM

I wanna join the Secret Society! <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk572CIUS" target="_blank"><img alt="Kitty 5" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_18.gif" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZNxmk572CIUS" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZNxmk572CIUS" border="0" /></a>

feralBoy

06-27-2006, 10:58 AM

milliehatchett wrote: If you're not allowing girls in - then I'm gonna tell..... Sorry, the new big ASS club will be very similiar to G.R.O.S.S.Get Rid Of Slimy girlS

epo

06-27-2006, 02:31 PM

What society?  Deny existence at all costs!

tyler302

06-29-2006, 01:31 PM

Do I have to?

mexicandospirit

06-29-2006, 01:47 PM

i want in... who has to die for me to be down? viva ron&fez!!!!

aaronb_dsn

06-30-2006, 09:18 AM

dont tell anyone but im in

zoloftsmile

07-01-2006, 04:47 PM

I'm new here, I'd like to get in, especially since I never got in that skull & bones club...

margin

07-01-2006, 08:03 PM

bl3ckedout

07-22-2006, 06:43 PM

bon jovi fan since day one  Give me a number or I cut the rope<img src="http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f101/bl3ckedout/bear.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by bl3ckedout on 7-23-06 @ 7:52 PM

docgoblin

07-23-2006, 09:10 AM

feralBoy wrote: milliehatchett wrote: If you're not allowing girls in - then I'm gonna tell..... Sorry, the new big ASS club will be very similiar to G.R.O.S.S.Get Rid Of Slimy girlS  Not to mention T.H.M.W.H.C - The He-Man Woman Haters Club

JimiMetal

07-23-2006, 09:13 AM

whoooo ahhhhh   Are you going to tie me up and shove me into the Big Ass Prize closet, dosed in Gasoline ????     If you are, then I'll join

chili

07-23-2006, 09:20 AM

Whenever somebody gives their BAC #, Ron says something like, 'goin old school, maybe bringin it back.' So I guess there are talks to bring them back, I hope so.

FreshJ

07-23-2006, 04:50 PM

chili wrote: Whenever somebody gives their BAC #, Ron says something like, 'goin old school, maybe bringin it back.' So I guess there are talks to bring them back, I hope so.   "I hear it's making a comeback. " and I hope that it is too. so I can have a BAD with my BAC

octagon

07-23-2006, 04:57 PM

BAC#????

jimmywoods

07-23-2006, 05:11 PM

This would be my first secret society...or is it

Stankfoot

07-23-2006, 05:19 PM

<img border="0" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/secret.jpg" />      Is the next meeting in the usual place ?

sailor

07-23-2006, 06:40 PM

i'd join anything blindly.

pujolist

07-23-2006, 08:43 PM

madrigalq wrote: i'd join anything blindly. Wise desicion.

TheEggman

07-23-2006, 08:56 PM

Damn  BACon, I love BACon.

Reephdweller

07-23-2006, 09:00 PM

OG BAC #2310 In the hizzouse!

high fly

07-23-2006, 11:10 PM

Count me in because I hear they gots a cool t-shirt iron-on.Do I have to go through the spanking machine?

Don Stugots

07-24-2006, 02:12 AM

high fly wrote: Count me in because I hear they gots a cool t-shirt iron-on.Do I have to go through the spanking machine? you can if you want to.

Awesome Man

07-24-2006, 08:01 AM

i dont care what it is. I want in! im a follower not a leader <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

Jujubees2

07-24-2006, 08:17 AM

Hey, I joined back in June but I haven't received my membership card yet.  What's the deal?

cupcakelove

07-24-2006, 08:56 AM

I have no idea what your group does, but for some reason I want in more than anything else.

Don Stugots

07-24-2006, 12:41 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: Hey, I joined back in June but I haven't received my membership card yet.  What's the deal? staples is working on it.

Don Stugots

07-24-2006, 12:41 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: Hey, I joined back in June but I haven't received my membership card yet.  What's the deal? staples is working on it.

FreshJ

07-24-2006, 06:58 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Jujubees2 wrote: Hey, I joined back in June but I haven't received my membership card yet. What's the deal? staples is working on it.  Guess he may be waiting a long while.

MasterSoySauce

07-25-2006, 05:41 AM

FreshJ wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote: Jujubees2 wrote: Hey, I joined back in June but I haven't received my membership card yet. What's the deal? staples is working on it.  Guess he may be waiting a long while. How did you join?

Evilpete

07-25-2006, 05:55 AM

I wsa a capo, does that help the application process?  still waiting for my BAC

LisaNY

07-27-2006, 07:13 AM

Im in!!ohh wait...are girls still not allowed in??<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" />

fezstherapist

07-28-2006, 11:58 AM

i thought i signed up for this a long time ago put me the fack in

Jujubees2

07-28-2006, 12:25 PM

LisaNY wrote: Im in!!ohh wait...are girls still not allowed in??<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" />No.  No girls allowed.  They're stinky and have cooties!<img height="259" src="http://www.pages2send.com/cootie/cooties.jpg" width="448" border="0" />

LisaNY

07-28-2006, 07:34 PM

<img height="246" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/chill22topguy/boyshavecooties.jpg" width="246" border="0" /> Jujubees2 wrote: LisaNY wrote: Im in!!ohh wait...are girls still not allowed in??<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" />No.  No girls allowed.  They're stinky and have cooties!<img height="259" src="http://www.pages2send.com/cootie/cooties.jpg" width="448" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />    <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> What if I get my cootie shot?? <a href="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/chill22topguy/boyshavecooties.jpg"></a>

mendoman

07-29-2006, 08:21 AM

As requested at the "meeting", a revised illustration of the ecretsay andshakehay is ready for societal viewing below: <img title="ecretsay andshakehay" height="304" alt="ecretsay andshakehay" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/mendoman/secrethandshake.gif" width="366" border="0" /> Any questions can be submitted in the usual fashion.

DirtbagIan

07-29-2006, 07:55 PM

Im in.

KC2OSO

07-29-2006, 08:11 PM

mendoman wrote: As requested at the "meeting", a revised illustration of the ecretsay andshakehay is ready for societal viewing below: <img width="366" height="304" border="0" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/mendoman/secrethandshake.gif" alt="ecretsay andshakehay" title="ecretsay andshakehay" /> Any questions can be submitted in the usual fashion. I see a ladies face in that picture.

scorpion

07-29-2006, 09:08 PM

I thought i was in already?  if not i am int.

AlrightMister

07-30-2006, 09:18 PM

Are corndogs involved? I'm in either way, but new to this kinda thing. Mr. Mister

milliehatchett

07-31-2006, 07:10 AM

Well, since the homos don't want girls allowed in and want to spend their time manipulating their own prostates - I propose that we start a girl's only secret club. Hmmm, now which club do you think Ronnie would rather be associated with - one with chicks or one with guys with their fingers up their own asses????? (yes, we already know what Fezzie's choice will be).

JustJon

07-31-2006, 07:28 AM

Just don't tell them about the pickle walk before the initiation.

kluge

07-31-2006, 10:18 AM

can i join. i can keep a secret.

StplGunAbortion

07-31-2006, 05:10 PM

Secret society? Sounds fun, I'm in.

FUNKMAN

07-31-2006, 05:23 PM

KC2OSO wrote:  mendoman wrote: As requested at the "meeting", a revised illustration of the ecretsay andshakehay is ready for societal viewing below: <img title="ecretsay andshakehay" height="304" alt="ecretsay andshakehay" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/mendoman/secrethandshake.gif" width="366" border="0" /> Any questions can be submitted in the usual fashion. I see a ladies face in that picture. now that you put it that way(no pun intended) i think it kind of looks like a goatnot speaking from experience    much

watson

07-31-2006, 07:44 PM

is it really secret if there's a thread about it....or is this earth2?

GlassJoe

07-31-2006, 07:54 PM

I want in.  I'll do whatever I have to to get in!

sleuthy

08-05-2006, 09:37 AM

I want in I want in I want in I finally joined just for this!

nofate301

08-07-2006, 07:32 AM

do i get a BAC?

KC2OSO

08-07-2006, 08:03 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: KC2OSO wrote: mendoman wrote: As requested at the "meeting", a revised illustration of the ecretsay andshakehay is ready for societal viewing below: <img width="366" height="304" border="0" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/mendoman/secrethandshake.gif" alt="ecretsay andshakehay" title="ecretsay andshakehay" /> Any questions can be submitted in the usual fashion. I see a ladies face in that picture. now that you put it that way(no pun intended) i think it kind of looks like a goatnot speaking from experience much
<hr width="100%" size="2" />I see Morticia Addams up near the top there
above the prostate gland.  I also see the beginnings of a
meaningful and lasting relationship.  The use of a glove is going
overboard a bit though.

JakeStarr

08-15-2006, 02:18 PM

<div>I'm in.... Well if I'm allowed to be in I would serve with honor...</div>

outlawfrank

08-15-2006, 02:33 PM

i want in but i will not sit in a circle with a bunch of other men and pass around a bottle of easy cheese to be used as lube.<img src="http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/ichioy/imgs/0/f/0f4170b8.JPG" border="0" />

jimmywoods

08-16-2006, 03:53 PM

Should I be expecting an email with the secrect society info?  I have never received anything since replying to this thread.

FezPaul

08-16-2006, 03:58 PM

jimmywoods wrote: Should I be expecting an email with the secrect society info?  I have never received anything since replying to this thread. Be patient, there are "big plans" in the works.

This message was edited by FezPaul on 8-16-06 @ 7:59 PM

Hottub

08-16-2006, 04:00 PM

FezPaul wrote: jimmywoods wrote: Should I be expecting an email with the secrect society info?  I have never received anything since replying to this thread. Be patient, there are "big plans" in the works.This message was edited by FezPaul on 8-16-06 @ 7:59 PM There's is a contraction of there is. The proper use would be there are.

Hottub

08-16-2006, 04:00 PM

You editing mother fucker!!!!

fatflyguy

08-16-2006, 04:08 PM

i am replying to something,,,,,i just don't know what it is yet andrew

FezPaul

08-16-2006, 04:22 PM

Hottub wrote: You editing mother fucker!!!! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

FreshJ

08-16-2006, 04:56 PM

FezPaul wrote: jimmywoods wrote: Should I be expecting an email with the secrect society info? I have never received anything since replying to this thread. Be patient, there are "big plans" in the works.

This message was edited by FezPaul on 8-16-06 @ 7:59 PM  Oh Can I get a clue on the big Plans.  "Why can't I see the Big Plan.  I wanna see the Big Plan."

killjoyhk

08-16-2006, 09:04 PM

BAC 258 (yup) checking in... what did I miss?

morphosis

08-22-2006, 06:16 PM

Why not?

TheArtOfTheFU

08-22-2006, 06:27 PM

mendoman wrote: As requested at the "meeting", a revised illustration of the ecretsay andshakehay is ready for societal viewing below: <img title="ecretsay andshakehay" height="304" alt="ecretsay andshakehay" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/mendoman/secrethandshake.gif" width="366" border="0" /> Any questions can be submitted in the usual fashion.Rectum? Damn near killed em! Yes i know ::::hangs head in shame:::

overyoo

08-22-2006, 08:00 PM

acnessen

08-22-2006, 08:24 PM

The last secret society i was in had craig t. nelson in it...i'm down

spoon

08-22-2006, 09:39 PM

kdubya wrote: First rule of the club, no girls allowed (no homo) Not even Mojo?

Fezticle98

08-22-2006, 10:03 PM

spoon wrote: kdubya wrote: First rule of the club, no girls allowed (no homo) Not even Mojo?No Mojo?http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2076/5f15prayformojojq6.jpgWhat is the policy on Homers?

dereckfishboy

08-22-2006, 11:02 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Stalker Patti wrote: I wanna join the Secret Society! <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk572CIUS" target="_blank"><img alt="Kitty 5" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_18.gif" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZNxmk572CIUS" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZNxmk572CIUS" border="0" /></a><hr color="cococo" align="left">

You have to shave your head to join the Secret Society

jthmgirl1982

08-24-2006, 06:51 PM

i wanna join

docgoblin

08-24-2006, 07:00 PM

dereckfishboy wrote: Stalker Patti wrote: I wanna join the Secret Society! <a target="_blank" href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk572CIUS"><img border="0" src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_18.gif" alt="Kitty 5" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZNxmk572CIUS"><img border="0" src="http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZNxmk572CIUS" /></a> 

You have to shave your head to join the Secret Society  And crawl through a few mousetraps.

radeon1921

08-24-2006, 07:51 PM

NOOOO they got me  <img height="144" src="http://www.shriners.bc.ca/images/freemason.gif" width="138" border="0" />  and with Ann b davis as alice

The Nature Boy

08-24-2006, 07:54 PM

Dukes was really slacking at the end, my friends cards didn't even have their names or numbers.

themayor

08-24-2006, 11:02 PM

me too me too! I love secrets!

Don Stugots

08-25-2006, 01:46 AM

radeon1921 wrote:  NOOOO they got me  <img height="144" src="http://www.shriners.bc.ca/images/freemason.gif" width="138" border="0" />  and with Ann b davis as alicedont mock the masons.  you dont know how far they can reach.

radeon1921

08-25-2006, 09:56 AM

my bad double post

This message was edited by radeon1921 on 8-25-06 @ 1:57 PM

radeon1921

08-25-2006, 09:56 AM

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rckiller

08-25-2006, 02:18 PM

Do I get a T-Shirt?

LisaNY

08-25-2006, 02:26 PM

rckiller wrote: Do I get a T-Shirt? I want a t-shirt too!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" border="0" />