Pee Shy

[Fallon]

I'm listening to the midnight replay and Fez is talking about being pee shy. It's only happened to me a few times in my life, but last Saturday I was at a bar and it happened twice. The first time their were a bunch of people in there (two urinals, one stall), I locked up, faked I pissed and left. A while later I went back in and their was just one other guy in there, happened again.

For the rest of the night I had to use the stall like a child.

[PapaBear]

Only times I've ever been pee shy is during urinalysis tests. Be it, when I was in the Navy, for jobs, or when I was on probation, I've always had a problem when doing the piss test. The worst was while on probation. I wasn't worried about testing positive. I was always clean. It was just that someone was watching so closely. To make matters worse... at the probation office, I faced a piss splattered mirror, while the PO stood behind. It was just damn gross.

[narc]

I was a regular in the office where they did that this past year in D.C. Superior Court (not for myself), and it made me realize just how much it sucks to have committed a crime and to have to submit to drug testing. Just the smell of the place was horrendous from just everybody's piss in the air. I can't imagine having to work there. Then you go into a room with some dude and he watches you go. I'd totally be pee shy in such a situation.

[reeshy]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Only times I've ever been pee shy is during urinalysis tests. Be it, when I was in the Navy, for jobs, or when I was on probation, I've always had a problem when doing the piss test. The worst was while on probation. I wasn't worried about testing positive. I was always clean. It was just that someone was watching so closely. To make matters worse... at the probation office, I faced a piss splattered mirror, while the PO stood behind. It was just damn gross. <p>That's what you get for being a filthy career criminal, you criminal you!!!!!!</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>&nbsp;D.C. Superior Court</p><p>Down in the basement - standing in line with everyone - going into a bathroom with some dude and pissing. - the good ole days. </p><p>I over came being pee shy by drinking lots of water before my piss test. To the point where I was about to burst in my pants..&nbsp;I would be in pain - to the point where I no longer gave a rats ass who was watching.</p><p>Now, Im unable to piss unless I have an audience. weird eh?</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;Now, Im unable to piss unless I have an audience. weird eh?</p><p>I want my money back!!!</p>

[grlNIN]

<p>I'm unable to pee anywhere if it's not empty or water isn't running, even my own bathroom.</p><p>It's pretty pathetic.<br /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;D.C. Superior Court</p><p>Down in the basement - standing in line with everyone - going into a bathroom with some dude and pissing. - the good ole days. </p><p>I over came being pee shy by drinking lots of water before my piss test. To the point where I was about to burst in my pants..&nbsp;I would be in pain - to the point where I no longer gave a rats ass who was watching.</p><p>Now, Im unable to piss unless I have an audience. weird eh?</p>i had something that i thought was funny to add but after reading this one, i realized mine wasnt so good so i will spare all of you.

[saveopieanthony.net]

<p>I share Fezzie's pee shy thing. </p><p>If there are a&nbsp;ton of people talking or the place is packed I cannot piss..even though I have to in the worst way. </p><p>Some succes i have is waiting until i have to go (until my bladder is nearly bursting), listening to my XM MiFi / inno (now - i'm a fancy person).</p><p>Last weekend I was at &quot;stand up NY&quot; because the cellar was sold out (dont think it's the same thing...really wasn't as good) and the bathroom's suck.&nbsp; like 100 people and 2 toilets for the chicks, one urinal and toilet for the guys...how is that possible?</p><p>Anyway the chicks decided they were going to use the guys room and suddenly the line became one big unisex line instead of guys and girls.&nbsp; That ticked me off (which also doesn't help...being pissed makes me pee shy too i think) and I finally got into the bathroom and three fat unhappy whores were flapping their useless set of lips &quot;ack ack ack ack ack ack&quot; and I froze and coudln't piss....It doesn't have to be completely empty...but it does have to be quiet...I hate the fuckers having conversations in the bathroom while pissing..maybe I'm jealous they can do that... </p>

[narc]

If HBox ever posts in this thread he might be interested in this...<br><p>
I remember hearing that all Olympic Athletes when they are tested, which is basically after any performance, have to strip completely nude and go in front of somebody. I think when Sale and Pelletier were doing their commentating job they were talking about that.

[ShelleBink]

I was poop shy when in the dorm, and it actually caused intestinal problems for me coz... I didn't poop for a while.&nbsp; Now, no matter what's gotta come out, it does.&nbsp; Anywhere.<br />

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br> Now, no matter what's gotta come out, it does. Anywhere.<br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

I think they make products that can help prevent that problem. Or at least protect your clothes. <br><p><img src="http://floatingfishy.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/depends.jpg"

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 6-28-06 @ 10:00 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

my pepe was once bitten and twice shy

[bubblegirl]

Well I'm a girl and sometimes I cant pee when there are people in the
other stalls next to me! It's not like they will have to watch me!<br />

[King Imp]

<p>It only happens to me in a really crowded bathroom, like what you would see at a concert or a sporting event. Otherwise, I'm fine with just a few people around. </p>

[PaulF]

<p>My brother's friends used to taunt him by making sure that whenever he went to the bathroom in a bar, they followed him in and stood on either side of him. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" />&nbsp; If I happened to be out with him, we would block the door for the other person so they couldn't do this.</p><p>The method I found that works most of the time is to start doing math problems in my head(multiplication tables, counting by an odd amount, etc.). This distracts me enough to finally go.</p>

[Don Stugots]

i dont get pee shy.&nbsp; i can pee anywhere, like a dog.&nbsp;

[feralBoy]

<p>I usually get pee shy, but the worst was when I was applying for the reserves.&nbsp; They make you stand in a line with&nbsp;a bunch of&nbsp;guys.&nbsp; And everyone is kinda turned 45 degrees.&nbsp; Then you have to piss in a cup, while this military guy is pacing back and forth to make sure that you are peeing in the cup.&nbsp; It's pretty gay.&nbsp; </p><p>The whole army recruitment process is gay.&nbsp; The fact that you have to hear the phrase &quot;Show me your anus&quot;, before being accepted into the army, is problematic.</p>

[redfin]

<p>Never pee shy in the john, but I used to have what I called 'pissacopaphobia'... As a kid a bunch of us were drinking beers in the field behind the local school.&nbsp; I had probably half a dozen in me when I'm taking a leak on the side of a tree.&nbsp; Just then, in full stream, I see red and blue lights flashing, and headlights all around.&nbsp; The cops were driving on the field to bust up our little gathering.&nbsp; The thing is, when it's running full stream, it's kind of hard to turn off, so I'm running from the fuzz, with my mule hanging out, trying to zip up, and making a mess all over myself.&nbsp; Hence pissacopaphobia -- trouble uriniating outside for fear of police busting up the soiree.</p>