I am a new idiot to the board

[PooPooFinger]

<p>So, hello guys. all i can offer is a few laughs and cheesecake when everyone wants cupcakes.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and, of course, a question you get asked alot: How do i/you get a BIG ASS MEMBER number? do i have to get jumped in, or blow 6 midgets?</p>

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[suggums]

you must cross the chasm while only stepping on the letters in the name of god<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Welcome Aboard! </p><p>Hopefully you don't mind if we don't shake hands...</p>

[CuzBum]

ONLY A PENITENT MAN WILL PASS!

[SatCam]

blow 6 midgets?

I cant speak for all the mods, but I think Mikeyboy is atleast 5' 10"

[The Jays]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>CuzBum</strong> wrote:<br>ONLY A PENITENT MAN WILL PASS!<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

The penitent man... kneels before God-KNEEELS!


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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheJays on 6-29-06 @ 3:36 AM</span>

[ConnieSwail]

<p>J E H O V A </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I swear...&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

But in Latin, Jehova begins with an &quot;I&quot;....

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">And all this time I've been crossing these poles, trying not to spill the glass of water.</font></em></strong>

[blade]

<p>Big ass number what big ass number.</p><p>Someone please get security we may have a breach.</p>

[AKA]

<strong>PooPooFinger</strong> wrote:<br /><p>How do i/you get a BIG ASS MEMBER number? do i have to get jumped in, or blow 6 midgets?</p><p>Your mission is simple - get Mojo to a R&amp;F event</p>

[french bread pizza]

i'll take some cupcakes please.kthx

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">And all this time I've been crossing these poles, trying not to spill the glass of water.</font></em></strong> <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I can't beleive no this got nothin'.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Did you people stop watching Eddie Murphy movies in the 8o's????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Godamnit!!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p>

[scorpion]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>PooPooFinger</strong> wrote:<br /><p>So, hello guys. all i can offer is a few laughs and cheesecake when everyone wants cupcakes.</p><p> </p><span class="post_edited"><br /></span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like cheesecake..<br /></p>

[JamMaster]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">And all this time I've been crossing these poles, trying not to spill the glass of water.</font></em></strong> <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I can't beleive no this got nothin'.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Did you people stop watching Eddie Murphy movies in the 8o's????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Godamnit!!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p><p><span class="null"><font face="null" size="3">I I I I I I want the knife....</font></span></p><p><span class="null"><font size="3">Hey Bird - Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin'?... Or is it me?</font> </span></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Did you people stop watching Eddie Murphy movies in the 8o's????</font></em></strong></p><p>yes.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Did you people stop watching Eddie Murphy movies in the 8o's????</font></em></strong></p><p>yes.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">This means Doug stopped watching Eddie Murphy movies before he started kindergarten.</font></strong></p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>JamMaster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">And all this time I've been crossing these poles, trying not to spill the glass of water.</font></em></strong> <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I can't beleive no this got nothin'.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Did you people stop watching Eddie Murphy movies in the 8o's????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Godamnit!!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p><p><span class="null"><font face="null" size="3">I I I I I I want the knife....</font></span></p><p><span class="null"><font size="3">Hey Bird - Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin'?... Or is it me?</font> </span></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Kind of ties into todays &quot;</font></em></strong><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">best of&quot;.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">That is one stupid 80's movie I can still laugh at.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I actually got a little chuckle out of your post.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&quot;Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an ass, then I shall have it.&quot;</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&quot;Butt Pie is a sequel to the best seller Butt Cake. A whole magazine of butt with cake on it.&quot;</font></em></strong></p>

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PooPooFinger</strong> wrote:<br /><p>How do i/you get a BIG ASS MEMBER number? do i have to get jumped in, or blow 6 midgets?</p><p>Your mission is simple - get Mojo to a R&amp;F event</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>good fucking luck&nbsp;</p>