Fat, Drunk, and Stupid are no way to live, Shaun [Archive]

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:22 PM

My boss said this to me tonight when I told him I was goin out after work. Yea, I know, he fucked up the quote, but whatever. Anyway I'm not really fat, and so now I have to try to prove I'm not stupid, cause I know I'm drunk, and I don't want 2 outta 3. So ask me stuff, anything, and let's see how much useless bullshit I know. Go for it, and I'll try to answer everything.

HBox

07-21-2006, 09:24 PM

What was the infamous assassination that led to the start of the Great War?

SinA

07-21-2006, 09:27 PM

sure you're not drunk?

HBox

07-21-2006, 09:31 PM

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:32 PM

no, im definately drunk. Thats why i need smart, so im not fat or stupid. The assasination that led to the great war I have no idea. I have a strong feeling that is actually just fuckin with me and not an actual ?

HBox

07-21-2006, 09:35 PM

ooooooohhhhhhh, sorrrrrrrrrryyyyy. The answer was Franz Ferdinand. Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.

suggums

07-21-2006, 09:35 PM

if by great war you meant ww1, it was franz ferdinand. also filed under: bands, lamesorry i know these questions are for snoogs but he couldnt answer it. ive got an easy one...what was the name of the secret play in Little Giants that ended up being the game winning play at the climax of the movie?

narc

07-21-2006, 09:36 PM

Ooh I know!

TheGameHHH

07-21-2006, 09:36 PM

explain, in great detail, steven hawkings theory on the universe.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:38 PM

what was the name of the secret play in Little Giants that ended up being the game winning play at the climax of the movie?   the annexation of puerto rico

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:38 PM

TheGameHHH wrote: explain, in great detail, steven hawkings theory on the universe.   apparently we need to be on the moon within 40 years, but no one cares because it was on page 36 of the daily news

narc

07-21-2006, 09:39 PM

Man knows his Little Giants. "Call me Icebox."

suggums

07-21-2006, 09:39 PM

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:42 PM

that's all you faggots got?

narc

07-21-2006, 09:44 PM

What general won the Battle of Gettysburg?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:45 PM

fuck, i dont know, . i'll guess sherman cause i don't wanna say the obvious grant but i think both are wrong

HBox

07-21-2006, 09:46 PM

Who is Steve Biko?

narc

07-21-2006, 09:47 PM

Oooohhhh soooorrryy....Instincts were good. It was Meade. Kind of a trick question.

narc

07-21-2006, 09:47 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">HBox wrote: Who is Steve Biko? <hr color="cococo" align="left">
hippie.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:47 PM

steve biko, wasnt he some black activist or something 

This message was edited by Snoogans on 7-22-06 @ 1:48 AM

narc

07-21-2006, 09:48 PM

I'd give it to him.

narc

07-21-2006, 09:50 PM

What school has won the most NCAA football championships?

HBox

07-21-2006, 09:50 PM

I'll give it to him. I didn't expect that much.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:50 PM

narc wrote: What school has won the most NCAA football championships?  i have no idea, so just a random guess for some reason, i'll say nebraska?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:51 PM

HBox wrote: I'll give it to him. I didn't expect that much.   i remember learning about him in race relations class but i dont know exactly what he did

narc

07-21-2006, 09:52 PM

Oooohhhh sorry....The answer is Yale.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:53 PM

i was tryin to think obscure from long ago, i never thought ivy league, i did consider rutgers since college football was "born" there but i shouldnt thought that 

This message was edited by Snoogans on 7-22-06 @ 1:53 AM

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:54 PM

this is fun, keep em comin

HBox

07-21-2006, 09:55 PM

Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: I'll give it to him. I didn't expect that much. i remember learning about him in race relations class but i dont know exactly what he did   An activist against apartheid in South Africa who was beaten to death by police.What is the UEFA Badge Of Honor? And which five teams have won it?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 09:57 PM

im guessing it has something to do with soccer, i have no clue, so maybe england, italy, brazil, portugal, and france?

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:00 PM

what latin phrase is often translated as "god from the machine?"

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:00 PM

The UEFA badge of Honor allows clubs to permanently keep the UEFA Champions League Trophy. It is earned by wininng the Champions League Tournament 3 years in a row or 5 times in total.Real Madrid, Ajax Amsterdam, Bayern Munich, AC Milan and Liverpool have all won it.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:01 PM

suggums wrote: what latin phrase is often translated as "god from the machine?"  no fuckin clue, i barely passed spanish, sorry alex

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:02 PM

HBox wrote: The UEFA badge of Honor allows clubs to permanently keep the UEFA Champions League Trophy. It is earned by wininng the Champions League Tournament 3 years in a row or 5 times in total.Real Madrid, Ajax Amsterdam, Bayern Munich, AC Milan and Liverpool have all won it.   fuck, what league is that, english premier or one of the italian ones?

narc

07-21-2006, 10:02 PM

Who was the only U.S. President to also be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:03 PM

only 2 people have questions, stop lurking and ask whatever you want, trivia shit, pop culture, anything that you think would make me smart in some way in life

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:04 PM

Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: The UEFA badge of Honor allows clubs to permanently keep the UEFA Champions League Trophy. It is earned by wininng the Champions League Tournament 3 years in a row or 5 times in total.Real Madrid, Ajax Amsterdam, Bayern Munich, AC Milan and Liverpool have all won it. fuck, what league is that, english premier or one of the italian ones?   All of them. The Champions League is a tournament with the winners of all the leagues in Europe.It's pretty awesome.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:04 PM

narc wrote: Who was the only U.S. President to also be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?  first, what's the latin phrasesecond, again, you make me look stupid, but i'll take a guess and saytaft

Marc with a c

07-21-2006, 10:04 PM

how much does the human head weigh?

This message was edited by evedder on 7-22-06 @ 2:05 AM

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:04 PM

HBox wrote: Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: The UEFA badge of Honor allows clubs to permanently keep the UEFA Champions League Trophy. It is earned by wininng the Champions League Tournament 3 years in a row or 5 times in total.Real Madrid, Ajax Amsterdam, Bayern Munich, AC Milan and Liverpool have all won it. fuck, what league is that, english premier or one of the italian ones? All of them. The Champions League is a tournament with the winners of all the leagues in Europe.It's pretty awesome.  being my new found soccer interest, I may know about that all soon, now bring some questions, sissies

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:05 PM

you've probably heard/seen it before: deus ex machina what major corporation recently paid $580 million to buy out myspace?

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:05 PM

Snoogans wrote: suggums wrote: what latin phrase is often translated as "god from the machine?" no fuckin clue, i barely passed spanish, sorry alex   Deus Ex Machina.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:05 PM

8 pounds according to that dumbass movie, but isnt it closer to like 15 actually?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:05 PM

suggums wrote: you've probably heard/seen it before: deus ex machina what major corporation recently paid $580 million to buy out myspace?   fox

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:06 PM

Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: Who was the only U.S. President to also be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court? first, what's the latin phrasesecond, again, you make me look stupid, but i'll take a guess and saytaft   NICE!

narc

07-21-2006, 10:06 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: Who was the only U.S. President to also be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court? first, what's the latin phrasesecond, again, you make me look stupid, but i'll take a guess and saytaft <hr color="cococo" align="left">

RING THAT COWBELL!

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:07 PM

sweet

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:09 PM

Who was the original drummer of Nirvana?

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:09 PM

time for a little math:what is this number?  3.14159...what are these numbers? 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13...how about these? 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

narc

07-21-2006, 10:11 PM

I dedicate this next one to Suggums. 
The movie Last Tango in Paris is famous for a sex scene involving what food item?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:11 PM

suggums wrote: time for a little math:what is this number? 3.14159...what are these numbers? 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13...how about these? 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42  the first one is a shorted pie, the second one all i can guess is the scoring line on a baseball team that kicked someone's ass at home, and 3,  no idea

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:11 PM

HBox wrote: Who was the original drummer of Nirvana?    i guess that means its not grohl, so no clue

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:12 PM

narc wrote: I dedicate this next one to Suggums. 
The movie Last Tango in Paris is famous for a sex scene involving what food item?  never saw it, but if they are any kind of writers, it should involve lobster tails or payaya

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:12 PM

Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: Who was the original drummer of Nirvana? i guess that means its not grohl, so no clue   Aaron Burckhard.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:14 PM

i didnt mind nirvana, but i was never really into them or pearl jam, only a couple other bands of that era, one from chicago

soupcan

07-21-2006, 10:15 PM

steve martin....u forgot the l in bilko HBox wrote: Who is Steve Biko?

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:16 PM

the second sequence were the Fibonacci numbersthe third was kind of a trick, its 'the numbers' made famous by lost

narc

07-21-2006, 10:16 PM

It was a big ass stick of butter. 
Who developed the scientific model for DNA?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:16 PM

never watched lost, dont know the zuccini numbers, more questions... and yes that was a joke about zucchini

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:17 PM

What ABC sketch comedy show did Steve Carrell and Stephen Colbert star on in the mid 90s.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:17 PM

narc wrote: It was a big ass stick of butter. 
Who developed the scientific model for DNA?  Watson and Crick?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:18 PM

HBox wrote: What ABC sketch comedy show did Steve Carrell and Stephen Colbert star on in the mid 90s.   no idea, i didn't know abc had one, it was all about sportscenter in the mid 90's

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:18 PM

strangers with candy

narc

07-21-2006, 10:19 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: It was a big ass stick of butter. 
Who developed the scientific model for DNA? Watson and Crick? <hr color="cococo" align="left">

Wow, look at that. Someone's going into the big ass prize closet!

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:19 PM

fuck, up until HBox told me like a week ago, i always confused that with Brain Candy from kids in the hall

narc

07-21-2006, 10:20 PM

Was it the Dana Carvey Show?

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:20 PM

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh sssssssooooorrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy. The answer is the Dana Carvey Show. EDIT: narc wins. 

This message was edited by HBox on 7-22-06 @ 2:20 AM

narc

07-21-2006, 10:21 PM

What country was Mozart born in?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:21 PM

he had a show, thats bullshit, he shoulda been kicked out of acting after trapped in paradise

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:21 PM

narc wrote: What country was Mozart born in?  Austria?

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 10:22 PM

Is the Capitol of Kentucky "Loo-E Ville" or "Loo-is Ville"?

narc

07-21-2006, 10:22 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: What country was Mozart born in? Austria? <hr color="cococo" align="left">
On a fucking roll!

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:23 PM

who painted these?<img width="551" height="319" border="0" src="http://terresdefemmes.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/guernica.jpg" /> <img width="571" height="529" border="0" src="http://www.wga.hu/art/m/michelan/3sistina/1chapel2.jpg" /> <img width="499" height="654" border="0" src="http://cyrano.blog.lemonde.fr/cyrano/images/vincentvangoghterrassedecaflanuit150608.jpg" />

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:23 PM

Snoogans wrote: he had a show, thats bullshit, he shoulda been kicked out of acting after trapped in paradise   You'd be surprised then that the show was brilliant.

narc

07-21-2006, 10:23 PM

What movie is Suggums avatar from?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:24 PM

PapaBear wrote: Is the Capitol of Kentucky "Loo-E Ville" or "Loo-is Ville"?  its frankfurt

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:24 PM

suggums wrote: who painted these?<img width="551" height="319" border="0" src="http://terresdefemmes.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/guernica.jpg" /> <img width="571" height="529" border="0" src="http://www.wga.hu/art/m/michelan/3sistina/1chapel2.jpg" /> <img width="499" height="654" border="0" src="http://cyrano.blog.lemonde.fr/cyrano/images/vincentvangoghterrassedecaflanuit150608.jpg" />    van goh?

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 10:24 PM

Snoogans wrote:  PapaBear wrote: Is the Capitol of Kentucky "Loo-E Ville" or "Loo-is Ville"?   its frankfurt Damn. He even gets trick questions.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:24 PM

narc wrote: What movie is Suggums avatar from?  no clue

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:25 PM

Snoogans wrote: suggums wrote: who painted these?<img width="551" height="319" border="0" src="http://terresdefemmes.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/guernica.jpg" /> <img width="571" height="529" border="0" src="http://www.wga.hu/art/m/michelan/3sistina/1chapel2.jpg" /> <img width="499" height="654" border="0" src="http://cyrano.blog.lemonde.fr/cyrano/images/vincentvangoghterrassedecaflanuit150608.jpg" /> van goh?   One of them.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:25 PM

picaso and michaelangelo?

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:25 PM

you got the 3rd one right. sorry, meant to say they're all by different artists.edit: nevermind.  WINNAR 

This message was edited by suggums on 7-22-06 @ 2:25 AM

narc

07-21-2006, 10:27 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: What movie is Suggums avatar from? no clue <hr color="cococo" align="left">

Requiem for a Dream.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:27 PM

i was really right on the 3 paintings, i think along with monet and that soup can guy, i only know like 5

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:28 PM

what short-lived 90s bruce campbell show was recently released on dvd in its entirety?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:28 PM

and rafael, though he did more fresca shit, i think thats the name, and of course davinci, and his woman and his code sucked

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:29 PM

suggums wrote: what short-lived 90s bruce campbell show was recently released on dvd in its entirety?   who is bruce cambell?

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:29 PM

What does A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 and The Shawshank Redemption have in common?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:30 PM

HBox wrote: What does A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 and The Shawshank Redemption have in common?   that i saw both of them?

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:31 PM

suggums wrote: what short-lived 90s bruce campbell show was recently released on dvd in its entirety?   Are you aware there are 2 answers to that question?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:31 PM

HBox wrote: suggums wrote: what short-lived 90s bruce campbell show was recently released on dvd in its entirety? Are you aware there are 2 answers to that question?  who the fuck is bruce cambelland everyone knows bruce is a fag name

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:32 PM

Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: What does A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 and The Shawshank Redemption have in common? that i saw both of them?   they were both written by Frank Darabont.

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:32 PM

i was not. but at least i know who bruce campbell is.  i thoguht everyone saw army of darkness

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:32 PM

HBox wrote: Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: What does A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 and The Shawshank Redemption have in common? that i saw both of them? they were both written by Frank Darabont.   well thats 2 things then, i was still right

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:32 PM

Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: suggums wrote: what short-lived 90s bruce campbell show was recently released on dvd in its entirety? Are you aware there are 2 answers to that question? who the fuck is bruce cambelland everyone knows bruce is a fag name   EVIL DEAD!!!!!

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:33 PM

In answer to the Bruce Campbell question, its Briscoe County Jr. and Jack Of All Trades.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:33 PM

HBox wrote: Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: suggums wrote: what short-lived 90s bruce campbell show was recently released on dvd in its entirety? Are you aware there are 2 answers to that question? who the fuck is bruce cambelland everyone knows bruce is a fag name EVIL DEAD!!!!!  never watched that or army of darkness, games were probably on

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:36 PM

you guys dont know anything else, bums

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:37 PM

you dont seem like a reader...so ill keep em easywho wrote the da vinci code?foundation?sherlock holmes? atlas shrugged?on the road?

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:38 PM

Which actor was orignally cast as Aragorn in Lord Of The Rings and actually shot for a few weeks before being replaced?

mdr55

07-21-2006, 10:38 PM

1. What's the capital of Thailand?2. When you smoke "trees", how long does it stay in your urine?3. What's Spoon doing?4. Where Moe at?5. Can I get $100 bucks?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:39 PM

suggums wrote: you dont seem like a reader...so ill keep em easywho wrote the da vinci code?foundation?sherlock holmes? atlas shrugged?on the road?  1. Heard the name but wont rememer?2, dont know the book3. mad at myself for not remembering.4 ??5 ??Why couldnt you ask books we read in school. Aside from biographies and Michael Chrieton (sp) books, i know nothing else

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:40 PM

HBox wrote: Which actor was orignally cast as Aragorn in Lord Of The Rings and actually shot for a few weeks before being replaced?   i hate lord of the rings, so i dont know which that is, ill guess the fag wood character and say 6th sense kid

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:40 PM

No, Viggo Mortenson replaced Stuart Townsend.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:40 PM

mdr55 wrote: 1. What's the capital of Thailand?2. When you smoke "trees", how long does it stay in your urine?3. What's Spoon doing?4. Where Moe at?5. Can I get $100 bucks? bangkock, douchedepends on how often, anywhere from 2 days to 2 months, me 2 months at leastsleepinghopefully a cemetaryno 

This message was edited by Snoogans on 7-22-06 @ 2:41 AM

narc

07-21-2006, 10:42 PM

Who wrote the score for West Side Story?
 
No Homo.

mdr55

07-21-2006, 10:43 PM

Can I get a fifty?

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:43 PM

Which two cable networks merged to create Comedy Central?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:43 PM

narc wrote: Who wrote the score for West Side Story?
 
No Homo.  i dont think id even want to know that

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:43 PM

mdr55 wrote: Can I get a fifty? 
  if you mean bag, yea i know a guy

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:44 PM

dan brown, isaac asimov, sir arthur conan doyle, ayn rand, and jack kerouac what was the movie, made in 1976, that cast director martin scorsese into the limelight? what was scorsese's most recent film?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:44 PM

HBox wrote: Which two cable networks merged to create Comedy Central?   no clue, if you mean by merge that they were channels who ended and became CC

mdr55

07-21-2006, 10:44 PM

You're walking and find an envolope on the ground. It has an address and a stamp. What do you do?

mdr55

07-21-2006, 10:45 PM

You at the movies. You smell smoke. What do you do?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:45 PM

suggums wrote: dan brown, isaac asimov, sir arthur conan doyle, ayn rand, and jack kerouac what was the movie, made in 1976, that cast director martin scorsese into the limelight? what was scorsese's most recent film?   the first, despite being 7 years before my birth, ill guess raging bull, and the latter ill guess any given sunday

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:46 PM

mdr55 wrote: You're walking and find an envolope on the ground. It has an address and a stamp. What do you do? 
  open it and see if it has money

HBox

07-21-2006, 10:46 PM

Snoogans wrote: HBox wrote: Which two cable networks merged to create Comedy Central? no clue, if you mean by merge that they were channels who ended and became CC   The Comedy Channel and HA!

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:46 PM

mdr55 wrote: You at the movies. You smell smoke. What do you do? 
  yell fire and blame it on someone else

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:46 PM

FUCK, any given sunday was oliver stone, fuck

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:46 PM

you got the actor right, but wrong movie.  taxi driverhis most recent was aviator (any given sunday = oliver stone)

narc

07-21-2006, 10:47 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">narc wrote: Who wrote the score for West Side Story?
 
No Homo.<hr color="cococo" align="left">
Leonard Bernstein.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:47 PM

narc wrote: narc wrote: Who wrote the score for West Side Story?
 
No Homo. 
Leonard Bernstein. 6 oclock tv hour blah blah blah blah

mdr55

07-21-2006, 10:47 PM

You're doing the nasty with this hot chic and she tells you she got HIV. What do you do?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:48 PM

mdr55 wrote: You're doing the nasty with this hot chic and she tells you she got HIV. What do you do? 
  make you stop asking questions

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:49 PM

mdr55 wrote: You're doing the nasty with this hot chic and she tells you she got HIV. What do you do? 
  for aids, turn to page 53to pull out and douse with bleach, turn to page 15<img width="332" height="525" border="0" src="http://www.pandora.ca/pictures9/676276.jpg" />

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:50 PM

suggums wrote: mdr55 wrote: You're doing the nasty with this hot chic and she tells you she got HIV. What do you do? 
 for aids, turn to page 53to pull out and douse with bleach, turn to page 15<img width="332" height="525" border="0" src="http://www.pandora.ca/pictures9/676276.jpg" />   greatest books ever if you dont count harold and the purple crayon

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:50 PM

More questions, pussies

mdr55

07-21-2006, 10:51 PM

You're in the swimming pool and got to go. What do you do?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:52 PM

mdr55 wrote: You're in the swimming pool and got to go. What do you do? 
  piss and hope that chemical isnt in the pool

mdr55

07-21-2006, 10:52 PM

You're surrounded by Zombies and have 1 bullet left in you gun. What do you do?

narc

07-21-2006, 10:53 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Snoogans wrote: More questions, pussies <hr color="cococo" align="left">

Can they be moe-related?

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:53 PM

what are the two cars that have contended for the title of "america's sportscar" for the past 40+ years?double points for matching each car to its first production year: 1953, 1964

mdr55

07-21-2006, 10:55 PM

You have a choice to lose an arm or a leg. What do you choose?

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 10:55 PM

Let's see if you're a sci-fi geek. What is Fox Maulder's apartment number?

suggums

07-21-2006, 10:55 PM

who discovered the tomb of king tut(ankhamun)?

narc

07-21-2006, 10:56 PM

in what cities have U.S. Presidents been assassinated?

mdr55

07-21-2006, 10:57 PM

Black girl with big ass or black girl with big tits. Who would you choose?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 10:59 PM

suggums wrote: what are the two cars that have contended for the title of "america's sportscar" for the past 40+ years?double points for matching each car to its first production year: 1953, 1964   vette, 53, and stang, 64

Let's see if you're a sci-fi geek. What is Fox Maulder's apartment number? no idea



who discovered the tomb of king tut(ankhamun)? fuck, i know his life was horrible after, and i know hiram bingham was macchu picchu so i dont know this guys name 



in what cities have U.S. Presidents been assassinated? dallas, and no clue

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:00 PM

mdr55 wrote: Black girl with big ass or black girl with big tits. Who would you choose? 
  both

narc

07-21-2006, 11:02 PM

Dallas, Buffalo and DC.

narc

07-21-2006, 11:02 PM

What teams are the original six of the NHL?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:04 PM

narc wrote: What teams are the original six of the NHL? montreal, chicago, toronto, new york rangers, detroit red wings st lousi blue?

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:04 PM

Who lived next door to the Brady Bunch?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:05 PM

WHO FOUND KING TUT? Didnt he see birds or something when he died

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:05 PM

telecaster7 wrote: Who lived next door to the Brady Bunch?  mr rodgers

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:05 PM

A terrorist organization is holding you hostage. They offer to behead
you or hook you up with explosives to blow you up at some place of
their choosing. What do you choose?

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:06 PM

Snoogans wrote:  telecaster7 wrote: Who lived next door to the Brady Bunch?   mr rodgers the Ditmeirs

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:06 PM

mdr55 wrote: A terrorist organization is holding you hostage. They offer to behead
you or hook you up with explosives to blow you up at some place of
their choosing. What do you choose? 
  beheading so long as its by sword and the initial blow is to the brain stem, BAM, feel nothing, otherwise explosives

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:07 PM

remember guys i was born in 83 so take that into account when picking more obscure or pop culture related questions

narc

07-21-2006, 11:07 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: What teams are the original six of the NHL? montreal, chicago, toronto, new york rangers, detroit red wings st lousi blue? <hr color="cococo" align="left">
So close. Not St. Louis. Boston.

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:08 PM

Maulder's apartment was 42.Who was Thomas Edison's competitor in the fight over whether to use direct or alternating electrical currents?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:08 PM

narc wrote: Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: What teams are the original six of the NHL? montreal, chicago, toronto, new york rangers, detroit red wings st lousi blue?  
So close. Not St. Louis. Boston.  dammit, do you remember the name of who found king tut, since it seems suggums left

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:08 PM

Dave Brown or Kent Graham. Who was the better QB?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:08 PM

PapaBear wrote: Maulder's apartment was 42.Who was Thomas Edison's competitor in the fight over whether to use direct or alternating electrical currents?  didn't know he had one, but wasnt he late 1800's or something, i dont know maybe morse or bell or something

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:09 PM

mdr55 wrote: Dave Brown or Kent Graham. Who was the better QB? 
  Charlie Ward

narc

07-21-2006, 11:10 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: What teams are the original six of the NHL? montreal, chicago, toronto, new york rangers, detroit red wings st lousi blue? 
So close. Not St. Louis. Boston. dammit, do you remember the name of who found king tut, since it seems suggums left <hr color="cococo" align="left">

Howard Carter. Kind of obscure.

narc

07-21-2006, 11:10 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">PapaBear wrote: Maulder's apartment was 42.Who was Thomas Edison's competitor in the fight over whether to use direct or alternating electrical currents?<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Show me George Westinghouse!
 
And that one's really hard.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:11 PM

ok, i dont think im doin too bad so far, ive nailed some tough ones. still fun, still keep going

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:11 PM

Snoogans wrote:  PapaBear wrote: Maulder's apartment was 42.Who was Thomas Edison's competitor in the fight over whether to use direct or alternating electrical currents?  didn't know he had one, but wasnt he late 1800's or something, i dont know maybe morse or bell or something Nikola Tesla

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:11 PM

You're about to get the electric chair. You're given one phone call to
anyone (alive or dead), 1 last meal and option of a blindfold. Who
would you call, what would your last meal be and blindfold or not?

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:11 PM

Damn... narc's right.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:11 PM

fuck now that you say westerhouse or whatever it rings a bell, i went to the thomas edison museum but it was long ago, for me anyway

narc

07-21-2006, 11:12 PM

What popular 80's sitcom was Mindy Cohen on?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:12 PM

mdr55 wrote: You're about to get the electric chair. You're given one phone call to
anyone (alive or dead), 1 last meal and option of a blindfold. Who
would you call, what would your last meal be and blindfold or not? 
  no blindfold, filet mignon and lobster tails, jenna jameson

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:13 PM

narc wrote: What popular 80's sitcom was Mindy Cohen on?   facts of life?

narc

07-21-2006, 11:13 PM

ding ding ding!

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:14 PM

PapaBear wrote: Damn... narc's right. Actually, we're both right.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:14 PM

so what, this is about me, dammit

suggums

07-21-2006, 11:14 PM

fats of life

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:14 PM

Your wife is pregnant but due to complications if she has the baby she
dies but they can save her if she loses the baby. Your wife places the
decision in your hands. What do you do?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:15 PM

mdr55 wrote: Your wife is pregnant but due to complications if she has the baby she
dies but they can save her if she loses the baby. Your wife places the
decision in your hands. What do you do? 
  save my wife and adopt a kid

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:15 PM

prob a kid from the dominican republic so i can get some of that MLB money

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:19 PM

you guys suck

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:19 PM

You're in a bad snow boarding accident. You are given the option to
save one of your arms or one of youe feet. Which would you rather lose.
An arm or a leg?

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:19 PM

You have to use the word "fuck" in every sentence during job interviews for the rest of your life...or lose 2 fingers.  What would you do?

This message was edited by telecaster7 on 7-22-06 @ 3:20 AM

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:21 PM

telecaster7 wrote: You have to use the word "fuck" in every sentence for during job interviews for the rest of your life...or lose 2 fingers. What would you do?  use the word fuck and try to run numbers  You're in a bad snow
boarding accident. You are given the option to save one of your arms or
one of youe feet. Which would you rather lose. An arm or a leg? 
 well leg and foot is big difference, id definately go foot, and prob leg, since i could get a fake leg, and im lazy and love video games

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:22 PM

I what country did Idi Amin Dada die in, in exile in the last 5 years?

narc

07-21-2006, 11:22 PM

Who is the only President to be born in New Jersey?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:23 PM

PapaBear wrote: I what country did Idi Amin Dada die in, in exile in the last 5 years?  afghanastan



Who is the only President to be born in New Jersey? Grover Cleveland

narc

07-21-2006, 11:25 PM

Nice! 
What is the only U.S. State without a square state flag?

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:25 PM

Speaking of Presidents... What characteristic of the guitar and bass were unique, in the band The Presidents of the United States?And Dada died in Saudi Arabia.

This message was edited by PapaBear on 7-22-06 @ 3:26 AM

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:26 PM

narc wrote: Nice! 
What is the only U.S. State without a square state flag?  by square you mean rectangle I assume, and since they are cool, but a little whacky, i'll guess hawaii

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:26 PM

PapaBear wrote: Speaking of Presidents... What characteristic of the guitar and bass were unique, in the band The Presidents of the United States?  damn they had like 2 songs, and 2 shitty videos. Ill guess chordless?

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:27 PM

Your parent is suffering from a deadly disease and was in constant pain
and suffering. They ask you to help them kill themselves to put them
out of their misery. What do you do?

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:27 PM

4 score

narc

07-21-2006, 11:28 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Snoogans wrote: narc wrote: Nice! 
What is the only U.S. State without a square state flag? by square you mean rectangle I assume, and since they are cool, but a little whacky, i'll guess hawaii <hr color="cococo" align="left">
Ohio. (Also one of two non-rectangular official flags in the WORLD).

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:28 PM

telecaster7 wrote: 4 score  I believe is 80 years Your parent is suffering
from a deadly disease and was in constant pain and suffering. They ask
you to help them kill themselves to put them out of their misery. What
do you do? 
  Do whatever my parents would ask of me

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:30 PM

The Presidents used six string guitars... One with 3 guitar strings, and one with 2 bass strings.

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:33 PM

You're at your friend's house hanging out. You see your friend beating the shit out of his 6 year old son. What do you do?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:33 PM

mdr55 wrote: You're at your friend's house hanging out. You see your friend beating the shit out of his 6 year old son. What do you do? 
  beat the shit out of him and call someone other then dyfus to get the kid outta there

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:35 PM

How many calories are in a BK Stacker 4 stack burger?  +/- 200.

narc

07-21-2006, 11:35 PM

Where did Ron used to go on the Jersey shore during the summer when he was growing up?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:36 PM

telecaster7 wrote: How many calories are in a BK Stacker 4 stack burger? +/- 200.  2700

Where did Ron used to go on the Jersey shore during the summer when he was growing up? I'll guess wildwood or sape may somewhere, cause AC isnt really for the beach

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:37 PM

You just witnessed your friend kill his fiancee. He tells you to not
tell anyone and is willing to give you money, car, whatever as long as
you keep quiet. What do you do?

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:37 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">telecaster7 wrote: How many calories are in a BK Stacker 4 stack burger?ÿ +/- 200.<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:38 PM

mdr55 wrote: You just witnessed your friend kill his fiancee. He tells you to not
tell anyone and is willing to give you money, car, whatever as long as
you keep quiet. What do you do? 
  depends on the circumstance i guess, id really ahve to be in the situation

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:39 PM

no answer? telecaster7 wrote: telecaster7 wrote: How many calories are in a BK Stacker 4 stack burger? +/- 200.

narc

07-21-2006, 11:39 PM

Wildwood is correct. Now, inspired by mdr....
Moe apologizes to you, says he likes you in a gay way, and then tries to make out with you. What do you do?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:40 PM

Im punchin out and sleepin at like 3:50, so 10 minutes left to question me until tomorrow

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:40 PM

What are the two main methods, used at traffic intersections, that trigger a red light to turn green.

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:40 PM

Snoogans wrote: no answer? telecaster7 wrote: telecaster7 wrote: How many calories are in a BK Stacker 4 stack burger? +/- 200.   1000

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:40 PM

narc wrote: Wildwood is correct. Now, inspired by mdr....
Moe apologizes to you, says he likes you in a gay way, and then tries to make out with you. What do you do? plead the 5th so i don't get banned. but it would include much violence

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:41 PM

PapaBear wrote: What are the two main methods, used at traffic intersections, that trigger a red light to turn green.  timer and scale?

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:43 PM

Spoon apologizes to you, says he likes you in a gay way, and then tries to make out with you. What do you do?  <blockquote />

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:43 PM

just 7 minutes left

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:43 PM

mdr55 wrote: Spoon apologizes to you, says he likes you in a gay way, and then tries to make out with you. What do you do?   move back in <blockquote />

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:45 PM

Name a word that is spelled the same way backwords and forwards.  No 3 letter words.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:45 PM

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:46 PM

telecaster7 wrote: Name a word that is spelled the same way backwords and forwards. No 3 letter words.  madam

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:46 PM

Snoogans wrote:  PapaBear wrote: What are the two main methods, used at traffic intersections, that trigger a red light to turn green.  timer and scale? One is magnetic strips embedded in the pavement. Motorcycles often don't have enough steel to trigger them, so they sell magnets you can attach to the bottom. The other is a light sensor on the traffic light pole. If you flash your high beams, or a flashlight, it will trigger it to turn green.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:47 PM

by me its timer and scale

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:47 PM

Snoogans wrote:  telecaster7 wrote: Name a word that is spelled the same way backwords and forwards. No 3 letter words.   madam nice!  racecar too.

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:47 PM

telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans wrote: telecaster7 wrote: Name a word that is spelled the same way backwords and forwards. No 3 letter words. madam nice! racecar too.   thats 2 words

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:47 PM

It's 3:50 a.m. What are you going to do?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:48 PM

stay til 4, and its 348 on my clock

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:49 PM

EXTRA TEN MINUTES PEOPLEBE QUESTIONING

tele7

07-21-2006, 11:49 PM

Snoogans wrote:  telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans wrote:  telecaster7 wrote: Name a word that is spelled the same way backwords and forwards. No 3 letter words.   madam nice! racecar too.   thats 2 words that's why this is your thread.  i bow to you.

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:49 PM

Your parent just vomited before they passed out. You're the only one there to do mouth to mouth CPR what do you do?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:50 PM

mdr55 wrote: Your parent just vomited before they passed out. You're the only one there to do mouth to mouth CPR what do you do? 
  CPR of course THIS THREAD IS GOIN BERSERK

suggums

07-21-2006, 11:51 PM

how would you commit suicide? absolute most ideal painless way?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:52 PM

suggums wrote: how would you commit suicide? absolute most ideal painless way?   go to sleep in the car in a garage

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:52 PM

Drug question... how many grams in a quarter ounce?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:52 PM

PapaBear wrote: Drug question... how many grams in a quarter ounce?  7

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:52 PM

Snoogans wrote:  PapaBear wrote: Drug question... how many grams in a quarter ounce?   7 Pothead

mdr55

07-21-2006, 11:53 PM

The Red Sox go bankrupt and fold. Who do you root for now?

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:54 PM

mdr55 wrote: The Red Sox go bankrupt and fold. Who do you root for now?   Atlanta goes to Number 1, and i start moving like football, where i have 1 team and root for players

suggums

07-21-2006, 11:55 PM

you've got a fat zip of some bud.  you try it out and wow, bazaam thats strong. do you:a. sell eighths to recoop on losses b. gram it out for maximum profit c. smoke it and worry about that later d. all of the above

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:56 PM

suggums wrote: you've got a fat zip of some bud. you try it out and wow, bazaam thats strong. do you:a. sell eighths to recoop on losses b. gram it out for maximum profit c. smoke it and worry about that later d. all of the above   smoke it all and worry later

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:57 PM

and, there is no such thing as a fat zip, a zip is a zip, 28 g's

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:58 PM

3 mintues

suggums

07-21-2006, 11:59 PM

you can have big fluffy stuff as opposed to the scrunched up brick. sure its gonna weigh out the same, but it wont smoke the same and besides presentation matters

PapaBear

07-21-2006, 11:59 PM

Difference between a carb and a shotgun on a bong...

Snoogans

07-21-2006, 11:59 PM

suggums wrote: you can have big fluffy stuff as opposed to the scrunched up brick. sure its gonna weigh out the same, but it wont smoke the same and besides presentation matters   yea but you could also have that fluffy outdoor or a zip of some nice wet haze from uptown and its still worth the same

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:00 AM

PapaBear wrote: Difference between a carb and a shotgun on a bong...  neither have anything to do with a bong. A carb is the little hole on the side of a bowl and a shotgun is when you put the cherry of a blunt or joint in your mouth and blow someone a monster hit

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:01 AM

though pulling the slide on a bong acts like releasing the carb

tele7

07-22-2006, 12:01 AM

Snoogans. You were the first one to welcome me to this message board.  You said "you will fit in well here".  Boy were you wrong.Thanks...

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:01 AM

and with that dominance I head to bed, but bet your asses I'll be back tomorrow

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:02 AM

telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans. You were the first one to welcome me to this message board. You said "you will fit in well here". Boy were you wrong.Thanks...  what does that mean?

suggums

07-22-2006, 12:04 AM

Snoogans wrote:
 


a shotgun is when you put the cherry of a blunt or joint in your mouth and blow someone a monster hit
 
 
 

ive also heard that called a dragon hit 


This message was edited by suggums on 7-22-06 @ 4:06 AM

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:04 AM

suggums wrote: Snoogans wrote: a shotgun is when you put the cherry of a blunt or joint in your mouth and blow someone a monster hit ive also heard that called a dragon hit   yes but dragon is used more for the dumbass kids who do it with cigarettes

tele7

07-22-2006, 12:04 AM

Snoogans wrote:  telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans. You were the first one to welcome me to this message board. You said "you will fit in well here". Boy were you wrong.Thanks...  what does that mean? A sincere thank you.

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:05 AM

telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans wrote: telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans. You were the first one to welcome me to this message board. You said "you will fit in well here". Boy were you wrong.Thanks... what does that mean? A sincere thank you.   but how was i wrong, cause of now or cause you wanna make me look stupid?

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:06 AM

FUCKERS, i wanna sleepstop having fun til tomorrow or i wont be able to go

PapaBear

07-22-2006, 12:06 AM

Have a good sleep, Snoogs. Actually, a carb is located on the stem bellow the bowl on a bong. The slide does do the same thing. The shotgun (though also what you said) is that cheap ass hole on the back of the body of the bong, that doesn't cause the air to bubble through the water. I hate those things.

suggums

07-22-2006, 12:07 AM

Snoogans wrote: telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans wrote: telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans. You were the first one to welcome me to this message board. You said "you will fit in well here". Boy were you wrong.Thanks... what does that mean? A sincere thank you. but how was i wrong, cause of now or cause you wanna make me look stupid?   is he some sort of clown? here to amuse you?

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:07 AM

PapaBear wrote: Have a good sleep, Snoogs. Actually, a carb is located on the stem bellow the bowl on a bong. The slide does do the same thing. The shotgun (though also what you said) is that cheap ass hole on the back of the body of the bong, that doesn't cause the air to bubble through the water. I hate those things.  what the fuck kinda clay 60's bong are you usin? Go glass and slide fool

tele7

07-22-2006, 12:09 AM

Snoogans wrote:  telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans wrote:  telecaster7 wrote: Snoogans. You were the first one to welcome me to this message board. You said "you will fit in well here". Boy were you wrong.Thanks...  what does that mean? A sincere thank you.   but how was i wrong, cause of now or cause you wanna make me look stupid? none of the above.  my posts as of late have been corny at best.  just taking shots at myself.

PapaBear

07-22-2006, 12:09 AM

Executive toke master for me. With the carb located below the bowl. If you're suicidal, you can fill a balloon with nitrous, and release it through the carb.

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:09 AM

oh ok, good to know i still dominate

Snoogans

07-22-2006, 12:10 AM

PapaBear wrote: Executive toke master for me. With the carb located below the bowl. If you're suicidal, you can fill a balloon with nitrous, and release it through the carb.  2 tips, a glass bowl, with carb on side, is a good optionotherwise, about a 15 inch glass with slide is the best size, and packs a meaner pop then the old clay jobs with the weed trays on em