Irrational Fears ?

[joeyballsack]

<p>Does anyone else keep reciepts or things like movie tickets for weeks, just in case you need an alibi with the police and they can be used to verify your timeline ?<br /><br />I also get nervous if I am left alone in a room full of kids, because I have an irrational fear that one of them will falsely accuse me of touching them and I will have nothing to prove otherwise.<br /><br />If I go into a store, I have to buy something because I am afraid the clerk will accuse me of shoplifiting something if I dont. To carry this one step further, I have to check my pockets before I leave a store just in case I forgot I put something in them or if something may have fell in my pocket somehow.<br /><br />I never complain about my food to the wait staff or send it back to have it recooked, because I am afraid they will spit in it or do something else nasty to it.</p><p>Anyone else have issues like these ?</p>

[HBox]

You are being watched at all times, so don't worry, there's nothing to worry about.<br />

[SatCam]

<strong>joeyballsack</strong> wrote:<br><p>Does anyone else keep reciepts or things like movie tickets for weeks, just in case you need an alibi with the police and they can be used to verify your timeline ?</p><p></p>

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"I'm buyin a donut every five minutes so I'm not accused of rapin some white girl!"

[HeyGuy]

<strong>joeyballsack</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Does anyone else keep reciepts or things like movie tickets for weeks, just in case you need an alibi with the police and they can be used to verify your timeline ?<br /><br />I also get nervous if I am left alone in a room full of kids, because I have an irrational fear that one of them will falsely accuse me of touching them and I will have nothing to prove otherwise.<br /><br />If I go into a store, I have to buy something because I am afraid the clerk will accuse me of shoplifiting something if I dont. To carry this one step further, I have to check my pockets before I leave a store just in case I forgot I put something in them or if something may have fell in my pocket somehow.<br /><br />I never complain about my food to the wait staff or send it back to have it recooked, because I am afraid they will spit in it or do something else nasty to it.</p><p>Anyone else have issues like these ?</p><p>I am 100% exactly the same way and have all those fears. Its crippling how much I think about that stuff.</p><p>I had a coach when I was younger who was like a god in my town. 10 years after I played for him, some kid accused him of touching him. He had no way to prove it and they beleived the kid. Some say the kid lied for attention from his divorcing parents. Others said he was pissed bacause the coach didnt give him any playing time.</p><p>Either way ever since then I am always affraid that the exact same thing will happen to me or someone I know. It scary because its your word against theirs and kids will be believed first. The scariest part is, kids are smart now and know they can lie to get what they want.</p><p>Anyone remember the episode of Entourage when Turtle and Drama are at the party and go by the pool to get real food. They are sitting down eating and some teenager asks for a light for his joint and Drama says no dont do drugs and the kid say to him, give me light and shut up or I will tell my dad you touched me or my leg or whatever. See kids play that fucking game to get what they want. </p><p>People wonder why no one wants to coach kids anymore. This is why!</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>joeyballsack</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Does anyone else keep reciepts or things like movie tickets for weeks, just in case you need an alibi with the police and they can be used to verify your timeline ?<br /><br />I also get nervous if I am left alone in a room full of kids, because I have an irrational fear that one of them will falsely accuse me of touching them and I will have nothing to prove otherwise.<br /><br />If I go into a store, I have to buy something because I am afraid the clerk will accuse me of shoplifiting something if I dont. To carry this one step further, I have to check my pockets before I leave a store just in case I forgot I put something in them or if something may have fell in my pocket somehow.<br /><br />I never complain about my food to the wait staff or send it back to have it recooked, because I am afraid they will spit in it or do something else nasty to it.</p><p>Anyone else have issues like these ?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Let me guess. You were raised Catholic. &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

I stay out of the woods because of all the devil worshipers

[joeyballsack]

<p>Nope..never been a member of any type of church. </p><p>Maybe thats the problem ?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

Maybe we have the same mother. <br />

[joeyballsack]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />Maybe we have the same mother. <br /><p>Great..add another one to the list. </p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Does anyone else keep reciepts or things like movie tickets for weeks, just in case you need an alibi with the police and they can be used to verify your timeline ?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>LOL&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I do shit like this all the time! At least I know I am not the only one..</p><p>If I walk into a mens room at work and see that several stalls are taken and am seen by another employee, I will go into a stall and &quot;fake&quot; like I am doing something until they leave so I can escape unseen!</p>

[PapaBear]

<p> also get nervous if I am left alone in a room full of kids, because I have an irrational fear that one of them will falsely accuse me of touching them and I will have nothing to prove otherwise.<br /></p><p>J Dubs? Is that you?</p><p>I never complain about my food to the wait staff or send it back to have it recooked, because I am afraid they will spit in it or do something else nasty to it.</p><p>That's not irrational. They WILL spit in your food.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>This is fucked up.&nbsp; When I was younger and I used to spend a night at a girl's place, or vice versa, I used to wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat thinking I went psycho and killed her in my sleep.&nbsp; I would have to roll over and check to see that she was still breathing before I could get back to sleep.</p><p>This went on right up until I finally got married.&nbsp; Now I just wake up and wish I had killed her. (ba-dump bump)</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>joeyballsack</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Does anyone else keep reciepts or things like movie tickets for weeks, just in case you need an alibi with the police and they can be used to verify your timeline ?<br /><br />I also get nervous if I am left alone in a room full of kids, because I have an irrational fear that one of them will falsely accuse me of touching them and I will have nothing to prove otherwise.<br /><br />If I go into a store, I have to buy something because I am afraid the clerk will accuse me of shoplifiting something if I dont. To carry this one step further, I have to check my pockets before I leave a store just in case I forgot I put something in them or if something may have fell in my pocket somehow.<br /><br />I never complain about my food to the wait staff or send it back to have it recooked, because I am afraid they will spit in it or do something else nasty to it.</p><p>Anyone else have issues like these ?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Let me guess. You were raised Catholic. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p>

[angeladi]

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