View Full Version : Ron = Non Christian Christ
IamFogHat
08-04-2006, 09:49 PM
<p>I'm just wondering, why hasn't Ronnie Bennington become the "new" but really what I mean is "real" or "actual" Christ?</p><p>I'm pretty sure that Ronnie Bennington is our Lord and Savior. I don't believe in Christianity, but let's face it, Ronnie is God on Earth. I would like to articulate on all forms but it would destroy the message board.</p>
Oh boy. Now we're all uncomfortable.<br />
The Jays
08-04-2006, 10:02 PM
I'm all for a Church of Bennington. Communion would definatly be better than bread and wine.
"The 8-ball of Christ"
"Amen."
chili
08-04-2006, 10:12 PM
<strong>IamFogHat</strong>, I love ya brother, but don't post fucking stupid, drunk, unintelligable ravings on here.<br />
SatCam
08-04-2006, 10:25 PM
We shall celebrate his life during the month of Ronnadon
LimeJohnny
08-05-2006, 09:03 AM
As Fez would say in his Catty Fezatorial Open Audio Diaries, "Stop it, just stop it".<br />
If you and Patti had a baby it would be some super stalker baby which would arise to rule the world of stalkerdom.<br />
davidb72
08-05-2006, 09:52 AM
<p>That's kind of weird...<br /></p>
FreshJ
08-05-2006, 07:53 PM
If martin Luther can have his own church, why not ron?<br />
PapaBear
08-05-2006, 09:12 PM
<p>The problem with a Ron religion is, he'd have no interest in anyone who would worship him (unless you're a hot cutter).</p>
Recyclerz
08-05-2006, 09:23 PM
<p>I see him more as a Buddha type (an Enlightened Being) like that other thread was saying but however Ron's dishing out the Kool-Aid I'll take a swig. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p><p> </p>
FUNKMAN
08-05-2006, 09:31 PM
<p><img src="http://www.tiggysribticklers.com/images/ass%20kissing%20101.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>
FreshJ
08-07-2006, 07:15 PM
So True Funkman, So true.<br />
The Jays
08-07-2006, 08:38 PM
It's threads like these that give people the impression that we're all part of a cult.
Of course, I'd have no problem signing all my posessions over to Ron and Fez, but that's beside the point.
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