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XMRonFez

08-17-2006, 09:14 PM

By a dog, but I did deserve it. When I was a child I had a cocker spaniel named weezer. I was playing with the dog at the park near by and I started peeing behind a tree. For some reason that I still don't understand, I thought it would be funny to piss on the dog. Once I started to the dog actually seemed to be having fun. I thought it was great. I woke up the next morning with the dog pissing on me. I felt water hitting me and I opened my eyes and there was Weezer with his leg up pissing all over me. I couldn't believe what was happening to me. My first reaction was I wanted to kill him, but I realized I brought it upon myself.

PapaBear

08-17-2006, 09:18 PM

You abused people with a frog on a string AND you pissed on a dog?                             Where do you dispose of the bodies?

reeshy

08-18-2006, 04:16 AM

Did you also teach the dog to take pictures up women's dresses at the mall????

Jennitalia

08-18-2006, 06:41 AM

that's fucked up, but i think i have you beat.when i was a kid, my younger sister and i used to take baths together. We were maybe 6 and 4. we'd sit in the tub and play with our toys and whatnot, having a grand ol' time.  One night, I went to pick up the wash cloth that was floating around tub, and to my horror, there was a poopie underneath it that my sister made.  scarred me for life.

ShelleBink

08-18-2006, 06:52 AM

Jennitalia wrote: that's fucked up, but i think i have you beat.when i was a kid, my younger sister and i used to take baths together. We were maybe 6 and 4. we'd sit in the tub and play with our toys and whatnot, having a grand ol' time. One night, I went to pick up the wash cloth that was floating around tub, and to my horror, there was a poopie underneath it that my sister made. scarred me for life.  I've read this story another time, but it still makes me laugh.  Sorry Jennie

narc

08-18-2006, 08:46 AM

XMRonFez wrote: By a dog, but I did deserve it. When I was a child I had a cocker spaniel named weezer. I was playing with the dog at the park near by and I started peeing behind a tree. For some reason that I still don't understand, I thought it would be funny to piss on the dog. Once I started to the dog actually seemed to be having fun. I thought it was great. I woke up the next morning with the dog pissing on me. I felt water hitting me and I opened my eyes and there was Weezer with his leg up pissing all over me. I couldn't believe what was happening to me. My first reaction was I wanted to kill him, but I realized I brought it upon myself.Did he yell at you for destroying his sweater afterwards? Did he read your diary where you talked about Grunge leg-dropping New Jack through a press table?

I<3JPMNICK

08-18-2006, 11:05 AM

narc wrote: XMRonFez wrote: By a dog, but I did deserve it. When I was a child I had a cocker spaniel named weezer. I was playing with the dog at the park near by and I started peeing behind a tree. For some reason that I still don't understand, I thought it would be funny to piss on the dog. Once I started to the dog actually seemed to be having fun. I thought it was great. I woke up the next morning with the dog pissing on me. I felt water hitting me and I opened my eyes and there was Weezer with his leg up pissing all over me. I couldn't believe what was happening to me. My first reaction was I wanted to kill him, but I realized I brought it upon myself.Did he yell at you for destroying his sweater afterwards? Did he read your diary where you talked about Grunge leg-dropping New Jack through a press table?after that did he go write his daddy inspite of years of silence?

mdr55

08-18-2006, 03:13 PM

Jennitalia wrote: 
when
i was a kid, my younger sister and i used to take baths together. We
were maybe 6 and 4. we'd sit in the tub and play with our toys and
whatnot, having a grand ol' time. One night, I went to pick up the wash
cloth that was floating around tub, and to my horror, there was a
poopie underneath it that my sister made. 
  That's not how your sister tells that story.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" /> <blockquote />

outlawfrank

08-18-2006, 04:11 PM

Those must be horrific memories.  I too have a horrible one involving a small terrier.  A bunch of us were at a friends lake house nothing exciting.  I was just standing on the dock having a Stroh's and that dog sat down on my foot.  My big toe slid in his back side.  The dog freaked and I jumped in the lake and now I am always aware of animals.  Little uncomfortable thinking about it.

FUNKMAN

08-18-2006, 04:57 PM

there were two flies on the toilet seat.... one got pissed off

legroommusic

08-18-2006, 05:33 PM

Here's a child when she's pissed off.<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4VIauZEcAMBSlmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12lictdkq/EXP=1156037576/**http%3a//www.parenting.org.uk/assets/images/angry_girl_not_done.jpg" border="0" />

legroommusic

08-18-2006, 05:40 PM

that woudn't have happened if you taught your dog to do this:<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4ALbOZE2EsAXWajzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=120j6l8n8/EXP=1156038027/**http%3a//www.bunkhouse.com/jwz/year/DOGPEE.JPG" border="0" />

Don Stugots

08-18-2006, 05:49 PM

Jennitalia wrote: that's fucked up, but i think i have you beat.when i was a kid, my younger sister and i used to take baths together. We were maybe 6 and 4. we'd sit in the tub and play with our toys and whatnot, having a grand ol' time.  One night, I went to pick up the wash cloth that was floating around tub, and to my horror, there was a poopie underneath it that my sister made.  scarred me for life.funny story jenni, but did you pick it up and throw it at her?

Bulldogcakes

08-18-2006, 06:08 PM

I have a story thats similar. When I was a teenager, I had a little Cairn Terrier. And he never liked to play much. So one day I decided to let him win, make believe he was beating me up. Everytime he would bark or play bite me I would fall on the floor and moan and groan, and he was really getting a kick out of it. After doing this for about 5 minutes, I decided to bust his balls and I turned around and flipped him and yelled "Gotcha! Hahaha!" He gave me a look, like "You son of a bitch!" then he turned around and farted right in my face.

FUNKMAN

08-18-2006, 06:11 PM

a fish pissed on me one time but i didn't feel it cause we were underwater...