Listening Thread for the Week of 8/21/06

[barjockey]

<strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I see Earl departing either by firing or quitting.&nbsp; Any odds here?</p><p>&nbsp; wow i think your on to something</p>

[cupcakelove]

What is it about that booth that makes people go insane.<br />

[bear_s75]

GET HIM DAVE!!!!!!!

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Stigfink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">she should have to put up a ronfez.net tattoo as her end of the bet.<br /></font><p><font size="2">Why? She doesn't have a beef with ronfez.net. Neither does Wackbag. It's that ginger retard Dave she hates.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">it was just for contrast's sake.&nbsp; ESD rules works just as well.&nbsp; and is it just me or is her voice really annoying?</font><br /></p>

[nofate301]

ho-ly shit

this is brilliant

[UnknownPD]

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[MasterSoySauce]

i havent been listening that long since last december, and they've played like 10 pieces of audio.

[mr.smokepants]

Earl not doing a damn thing?&nbsp; Does that change his job at all?

[zombiejellyfish]

<p>At least Earl is starting to learn and keeping himself calm.</p><p>I think i'm going to go listen to friday's show. Those were the good ole days. :)</p>

[nofate301]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br><p>Dave really needs to control his vocal register when he gets angry.ÿ His regular voice is fine, but he sounds like TIE fighter when he gets upset.</p><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><p></p>NICE!

[mrhilliard]

once again...Dave is the King<br />

[A.J.]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>BTW, as a random question, does anyone here live in Connecticut?</p><p>I'm from CT.&nbsp; What did you want to know?</p>

[bear_s75]

Dave is going apeshit!&nbsp; this is fucking great

[Butters266]

I agree Mark, her voice annoys me.<br />

[TjM]

Dave going through puberty?? That's allot of cracking

[Furtherman]

<p>&quot;God knows you never fuck up Cap'n!&quot;</p><p>Dave is hysterical in that chair!</p>

[mikeyboy]

How come Dane's Bitch can't be in the studio for the trivia contest, but she can be in the studio to see Dave get a tattoo?

[bear_s75]

<p>on the whackbag R&amp;F forum, they said ESD sounded like &quot;the Nature Boy&quot; when he was yellng&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />How come Dane's Bitch can't be in the studio for the trivia contest, but she can be in the studio to see Dave get a tattoo? <p>thats what i was thinking. I hope she goes down, daves the main man. </p>

[mr.smokepants]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;God knows you never fuck up Cap'n!&quot;</p><p>Dave is hysterical in that chair!</p><p>Man...ESD is truly growing on me.&nbsp; And not like a fungus either, more like a&nbsp;killer set of pork chop sideburns.</p>

[Stigfink]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="2">&nbsp;was just for contrast's sake.&nbsp; ESD rules works just as well.&nbsp; and is it just me or is her voice really annoying?</font><br /><p><font size="2">That might be a New Jersey thing.</font></p>

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />How come Dane's Bitch can't be in the studio for the trivia contest, but she can be in the studio to see Dave get a tattoo?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">good point, sir!</font> <br /></p>

[chili]

<p>Fucking fantastic Untouchables reference.</p><p>I know this may or may not be a bit, and I don't often critique the show, but it'd be great if they quit fucking bickering so much. A little is funny, but notsomuch a lot.&nbsp;</p>

[Butters266]

Stupid Patti, buzzkill.<br />

[mr.smokepants]

Too LOW DAVE!!!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />How come Dane's Bitch can't be in the studio for the trivia contest, but she can be in the studio to see Dave get a tattoo?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Jon questioning BAM's plant yesterday, and you calling out DanesBitch.&nbsp; Wow, the admins have been stepping up their game, I am PROUD Of our staff.&nbsp; Good jorb, boys!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />wackbag is the worst site, so crowded and all the dudes wanna be OandA and Jimmy. Most of the dudes anyway. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm liking your posting style more and more, sir.</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/89/Topic/46362/page/About_this_forum.htm" target="_self">This forum is for the discussion of radio programs other than Ron and Fez.&nbsp; This is not a place to bring the dramas, wars, battles, discussions or anything else pertaining to fan sites of those radio programs.&nbsp; RonFez.Net does not endorse nor repudiate any of these websites nor will we allow any of their petty pat battles on our forums.</a></p><p>There will be some back and forth between the sites based on the contest, but it shpuld all be in the spirit of fun.&nbsp; Using this as a launching pad for your petty biases won't be permitted.&nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 8-23-06 @ 12:56 PM</span>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />How come Dane's Bitch can't be in the studio for the trivia contest, but she can be in the studio to see Dave get a tattoo? <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Didn't understand that one , either.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">But you can trust she won't cheat.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p>

[nofate301]

Idiot dave, this is cool. We LIKE hearing this song and makes Earl endearing

[mr.smokepants]

I really hope Rand F stay at XM for a while.&nbsp; 1 SOLID hour without a commercial.&nbsp; I forget how annoying the FreeFM commercial clusters are.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Oh shit, he comes Angry Dave!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="290" height="406" border="0" src="http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/tiefighter/img/movie_bg.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fucking fantastic Untouchables reference.</p><p>Agreed!&nbsp; It took a little while to click with me... but fantastic.</p>

[bear_s75]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br />I really hope Rand F stay at XM for a while.&nbsp; 1 SOLID hour without a commercial.&nbsp; I forget how annoying the FreeFM commercial clusters are. <p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Mike Teacher]

<img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/pad5a" border="0" />

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br />I really hope Rand F stay at XM for a while. 1 SOLID hour without a commercial. I forget how annoying the FreeFM commercial clusters are.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's why my 202 listening day starts at 12PM.&nbsp; R&amp;F Live, then the condensed O&amp;A show. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[yyOhMing]

Was the black earl song really tinty and flawed sounding to everyone?&nbsp; Did davey fuck up already??

[zombiejellyfish]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fucking fantastic Untouchables reference.</p><p>I know this may or may not be a bit, and I don't often critique the show, but it'd be great if they quit fucking bickering so much. A little is funny, but notsomuch a lot.&nbsp;</p><p>I agree. It <em>can</em> be funny, but a little goes a long way. It also works better when at least one half of an argument like that is smart, funny, or remotely capable. Instead, all we get is screaming and nonsense.</p>

[barjockey]

<p><font size="2">Found this pic of Dave's 1st day at XM</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="240" src="http://static.flickr.com/25/118713553_ef75a6f689_m.jpg" width="231" border="0" /></font></p>

[bear_s75]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br />I really hope Rand F stay at XM for a while. 1 SOLID hour without a commercial. I forget how annoying the FreeFM commercial clusters are. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's why my 202 listening day starts at 12PM.&nbsp; R&amp;F Live, then the condensed O&amp;A show. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>agreed sir,&nbsp; O&amp;A used to have great one hour rants, but now the fucking commercials have killed that show.&nbsp; But who can blame them for all the extra cash they are getting</p>

[bear_s75]

how unusuall that this caller is backing Earl

[nofate301]

<strong>bear_s75</strong> wrote:<br><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br />I really hope Rand F stay at XM for a while.ÿ 1 SOLID hour without a commercial.ÿ I forget how annoying the FreeFM commercial clusters are. <p>ÿ</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />ÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p><p></p>if R&F watch their language their XM show could go out on FM without a hitch...they would just have to take breaks

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">That was some fine producing.</font></em></strong></p>

[Martin]

Glad to see Earl stepping up and getting fistey and none of that sheepy "sorry" and hanging his head.

[MadMatt]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />How come Dane's Bitch can't be in the studio for the trivia contest, but she can be in the studio to see Dave get a tattoo? <p>Thank you - As soon as she said she wanted to come in for the tattoo I called shananigans!</p>

[barjockey]

is he throwing up from the pressure?

[cupcakelove]

Did anyone else's internet stream cut out?<br />

[zombiejellyfish]

Dead air has never been this funny.

[bertino]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />Did anyone else's internet stream cut out?<br /><p>No.</p>

[Brad_Rush]

Ha!&nbsp; This is great.&nbsp; Dave is one funny screw-up...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

[chili]

Hey, there we go.<br />

[thebarge]

<strong>zombiejellyfish</strong> wrote:<br />Dead air has never been this funny.<p>&nbsp;</p>Not quite dead, I can still hear coughing, &quot;Turn the fan down!&quot; and Dave mumbling to himself.<br />

[nofate301]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br>Did anyone else's internet stream cut out?<br /><p></p>just reboot your computer and it will fix

[AKA]

This is going to be a brutal day for ESD

[yyOhMing]

<p>I think this is the best retard bit</p>

[chili]

<strong>Butters266</strong> wrote:<br />I don't know if this is because Dave didnt pay attention or if Earl is a bad teacher.<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p>A little of both, I think.<br />

[Butters266]

I don't know if this is because Dave didnt pay attention or if Earl is a bad teacher.<br />

[Dirtybird12]

Never had a problem with the online feed. <br /><br />funny stuff today

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Martin</strong> wrote:<br />Glad to see Earl stepping up and getting fistey and none of that sheepy &quot;sorry&quot; and hanging his head. <p>Sheepy <em>never</em> hangs his head!&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>HOW DARE U FUCK UP MY SONG DAVE!</p><p>AND IM ON THE PAD DATA?</p><p>OK NOW IM WITH JULIE - FUCK DAVE <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Every time Dave fucks up on the board, he should get hit with a COwbell.&nbsp; Pavlov theory.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p><img width="210" height="258" border="0" src="http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/2006/05_mei/entertainment/images/rutger-hauer-210-258.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Unavailable for Comment.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[barjockey]

All this dead air is making me hungry

[watson]

Dave needs to go back to the hot dog water cart<br />

[Sleeves]

<p>ohhhhhhhh</p><p>my goodness</p><p>I've never laughed at silence harder</p>

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Butters266</strong> wrote:<br />I don't know if this is because Dave didnt pay attention or if Earl is a bad teacher.<br />
<p> </p>A little of both, I think.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">a lot of both.&nbsp; and cupcake, i assume you are talking about the ESD dead air...nothing wrong on your end.</font> <br /></p>

[mr.smokepants]

Best show ever.

[zombiejellyfish]

<strong>Butters266</strong> wrote:<br />I don't know if this is because Dave didnt pay attention or if Earl is a bad teacher.<br /><p>After 9 months of working there it doesn't matter. I'm sure gave him enough training, but beyond him, there's how many other people working there that could help him out if he put a little work in?</p><p>This is hilarious. Should end with Dave being fired.</p>

[SuperMatt]

Hopefully this a bit that Dave is terrible at his job, because there is no excuse for him having a job if he knows nothing.&nbsp; How did he get hired in the first place?

[Marc with a c]

i miss wild thing

[PhishHead]

<p>i would like to say that Dave is doing fine for someone who is working at someone elses work station and someone elses computer/board. </p><p>I would be lost if i went to a coworkers desk and tried to find info on their computer in some random files and folders.</p>

[Furtherman]

So.... anyone know any good lokes?

[Brad_Rush]

Probably not the best show if you were a new listener though.

[mr.smokepants]

Hey Perry.....maybe a song about Dave being a crappy board operator?

[mr.smokepants]

<strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br />Probably not the best show if you were a new listener though. <p>True....but in a few short years, you too will be a old timer!</p>

[mikeyboy]

To Dave's credit, Earl has the bits,&nbsp;sweepers and commercials set up in folders.&nbsp; Although it would be better if Dave knew where everything, it's not easy to jump into someone else's filing system -- especially under the gun.

[nofate301]

cringe radio...beautiful

[PhishHead]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />To Dave's credit, Earl has the bits,&nbsp;sweepers and commercials set up in folders.&nbsp; Although it would be better if Dave knew where everything, it's not easy to jump into someone else's filing system -- especially under the gun. <p>completely agree as stated above. </p>

[watson]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;That would be an easy one.... just static and dead air<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br />Hey Perry.....maybe a song about Dave being a crappy board operator?<p>&nbsp;</p><strong /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /> <strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br />Hey Perry.....maybe a song about Dave being a crappy board operator? <p>I'll keep it in mind next time</p>

[sarsbusdriver]

<p>All Earl is proving is that he is a glorified board op - not an executive producer.</p><p>Anyway, this is hilarious.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

boss let me go home early woooooooo <br />

[zombiejellyfish]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />To Dave's credit, Earl has the bits,&nbsp;sweepers and commercials set up in folders.&nbsp; Although it would be better if Dave knew where everything, it's not easy to jump into someone else's filing system -- especially under the gun. <p>I'll agree that they're putting undue pressure on him, but what would happen if earl was sick, or delayed, or anything? Earl's explained his system, and Dave should be familiar with it after 9 months.</p>

[barjockey]

Okay here we go <img height="400" src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/featured/00190035.jpg" width="266" border="0" />

[sailor]

<font size="2">didn't fez get anally raped so we'd not have to deal with indiemike anymore?&nbsp; was it all in vain?<br /></font>

[Dirtybird12]

<p><em><strong><font size="2">Ron &quot;maybe if you were the bass player for Grand Funk, yeah it would work&quot;</font></strong></em></p><p><strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br />Okay here we go <img height="400" src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/featured/00190035.jpg" width="266" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 8-23-06 @ 1:20 PM</span>

[MilkmanDann]

Bizarre show so far, love it.

[nofate301]

earl has gotta be a grinning idiot right now, watching dave squirm

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by nofate301 on 8-23-06 @ 1:25 PM</span>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>pad data says earl and girls</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[bertino]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />jazz, rock, movies, hip hop, the computer age<br /><p>the internet?</p>

[chili]

jazz, rock, movies, hip hop, the computer age<br />

[barjockey]

<img height="256" src="http://www.ziondanch.com/images/hot_dog.jpg" width="291" border="0" />my favorite bit of american culture

[mr.smokepants]

The United States (I'm from Canada by the way) gave the world one everlasting thing...Jenna Jamieson.&nbsp; Nuff Said.&nbsp; F-U Tony!

[Furtherman]

It's very ironic that Redstone would cite Cruise for his behavior.&nbsp; He hasn't been the most shining example himself in his personal life.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>pad data says earl and girls</p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Isn't it nice having Pad Data again?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[cupcakelove]

I don't think Mission Impossible 3 even pulled in 150 million and he criticized an adult taking drugs.<br />

[chili]

&quot;The missionary position! You can thank us for that!&quot;<br />

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;The missionary position! You can thank us for that!&quot;<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I want to retire to Sweden and create a currency system for dogs and cats.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />It's very ironic that Redstone would cite Cruise for his behavior. He hasn't been the most shining example himself in his personal life.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I thought it was Les Moonves who was having the personal life issues, i.e. the whole Julie Chen thing</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<strong>zombiejellyfish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />To Dave's credit, Earl has the bits,&nbsp;sweepers and commercials set up in folders.&nbsp; Although it would be better if Dave knew where everything, it's not easy to jump into someone else's filing system -- especially under the gun. <p>I'll agree that they're putting undue pressure on him, but what would happen if earl was sick, or delayed, or anything? Earl's explained his system, and Dave should be familiar with it after 9 months.</p><p><font face="null" size="3">If Earl was sick or delayed, I would think that Ron wouldn't be asking for clips without giving Dave (or who ever was on the board) any kind of signal.</font></p>

[zombiejellyfish]

<p>I don't know if you'd call it &quot;culture&quot;, but:</p><p>Democracy.</p><p>And dammit, we don't care of the world wants it or not, we're going to force it on 'em.</p>

[barjockey]

<img height="130" src="http://mud.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/940304779" width="100" border="0" /><font size="2">&nbsp;Gosh Darn I'm starvin'</font>

[mr.smokepants]

We are missing the most obvious....THE AMERICANS GAVE US RON AND FEZ!!!!!

[bertino]

<img height="165" src="http://www.scientomogy.com/story.cruise.water.jpg" width="220" border="0" />

[mr.smokepants]

Bobo is right you know.&nbsp; Crazy, but right.

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I don't think Mission Impossible 3 even pulled in 150 million and he criticized an adult taking drugs.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He criticisized both Brooke and children.&nbsp;</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="165" src="http://www.scientomogy.com/story.cruise.water.jpg" width="220" border="0" /> <p>That was one of the best gags ever.&nbsp; Boy was he pissed though --&nbsp;self-important douchebag.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

Perrymount doesnt need another wacko

[feralBoy]

<p>I dont' think I like the term &quot;high culture.&quot;&nbsp; It's too pretentious.&nbsp; I listen to chopin, but I also listen to tool.&nbsp; Is one better than the other?&nbsp; I don't think so.&nbsp; </p><p>Also, we have been a country since the late 1700's.&nbsp; What has the rest of the world giving us in the terms of high culture since then?&nbsp;&nbsp; I can't think of anything.&nbsp; Opera, classical music, theatre, poetry, was all invented a long time before 1700's.&nbsp; </p><p>We invented the computer, internet, and film since then.&nbsp; What else do they want from us.&nbsp; Plus canana gave us sketch comedy.&nbsp; did the US invent stand-up?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[chili]

did that caller just say 'true dat' what a fucking douche.<br />

[mr.smokepants]

<strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I dont' think I like the term &quot;high culture.&quot;&nbsp; It's too pretentious.&nbsp; I listen to chopin, but I also listen to tool.&nbsp; Is one better than the other?&nbsp; I don't think so.&nbsp; </p><p>Also, we have been a country since the late 1700's.&nbsp; What has the rest of the world giving us in the terms of high culture since then?&nbsp;&nbsp; I can't think of anything.&nbsp; Opera, classical music, theatre, poetry, was all invented a long time before 1700's.&nbsp; </p><p>We invented the computer, internet, and film since then.&nbsp; What else do they want from us.&nbsp; Plus canana gave us sketch comedy.&nbsp; did the US invent stand-up?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Canada also invented Kerosene and Basketball.&nbsp; Nice!</p>

[bertino]

<strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I dont' think I like the term &quot;high culture.&quot;&nbsp; It's too pretentious.&nbsp; I listen to chopin, but I also listen to tool.&nbsp; Is one better than the other?&nbsp; I don't think so.&nbsp; </p><p>Also, we have been a country since the late 1700's.&nbsp; What has the rest of the world giving us in the terms of high culture since then?&nbsp;&nbsp; I can't think of anything.&nbsp; Opera, classical music, theatre, poetry, was all invented a long time before 1700's.&nbsp; </p><p>We invented the computer, internet, and film since then.&nbsp; What else do they want from us.&nbsp; Plus canana gave us sketch comedy.&nbsp; did the US invent stand-up?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Canada also invented Kerosene and Basketball.&nbsp; Nice!</p><p>and </p><p><img height="250" src="http://www.execulink.com/~bobnet/hoser/brew.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p>

[OGC]

<strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada also invented Kerosene and Basketball.&nbsp; Nice!</p><p><font size="3">I think a Canadian invented basketball while he was working in America.</font></p>

[Martin]

wouldn't the Automobile be considered culturaly significant?

[chili]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada also invented Kerosene and Basketball. Nice!</p><p><font size="3">I think a Canadian invented basketball while he was working in America.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dr. James Naismith invented it at a YMCA in Kansas.&nbsp;</p>

[Freakshow]

<strong>Martin</strong> wrote:<br>wouldn't the Automobile be considered culturaly significant? <p></p>

Maybe, if an American had actually invented automobiles.

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I dont' think I like the term &quot;high culture.&quot; It's too pretentious. I listen to chopin, but I also listen to tool. Is one better than the other? I don't think so. </p><p>Also, we have been a country since the late 1700's. What has the rest of the world giving us in the terms of high culture since then? I can't think of anything. Opera, classical music, theatre, poetry, was all invented a long time before 1700's. </p><p>We invented the computer, internet, and film since then. What else do they want from us. Plus canana gave us sketch comedy. did the US invent stand-up?</p><p> </p><p>Canada also invented Kerosene and Basketball. Nice!</p><p>and </p><p><img width="360" height="250" border="0" src="http://www.execulink.com/%7Ebobnet/hoser/brew.jpg" /></p><p><font size="2">USA gave world big-3 sports.&nbsp; (i claim basketball for USA)</font><br />&nbsp;<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[chili]

<strong>Martin</strong> wrote:<br />wouldn't the Automobile be considered culturaly significant? <p>&nbsp;</p>Sure would be. But we didn't fucking invent it. The Germans did.<br />

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Canada's finest export - </p><p>The Pursuit of Happiness</p><p><img height="205" src="http://www.musiczine.net/images/cultus/pursuit_of_happiness_love_junk.jpg" width="205" border="0" /></p><p>and Sarahnoid</p><p><img height="239" src="http://myspace-787.vo.llnwd.net/01047/78/76/1047256787_l.jpg" width="272" border="0" /></p>

[XMRonFez]

<p>I get all of my information from Survivor...</p><p>Didn't the Mayans invent some form of basketball played with&nbsp;a losing team&nbsp;members&nbsp;head?</p>

[MadMatt]

<p>Oh crap, here we go...</p><p>Crazy Jen</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">i bet crazy jen wants to make a documentary, now.<br /></font>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">i bet crazy jen wants to make a documentary, now.<br /></font><p>I'd watch that.</p>

[MadMatt]

<p>&quot;Tim Allen: A True American Genius&quot;</p><p>You will NEVER see this as the title of a book, movie, etc.</p>

[OGC]

<strong>XMRonFez</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I get all of my information from Survivor...</p><p>Didn't the Mayans invent some form of basketball played with&nbsp;a losing team&nbsp;members&nbsp;head?</p><p><font size="3">That wouldn't bounce very well would it ?</font></p>

[chili]

It's happening with Jimmy Fallon but he's a no talent ass clown who only acheive medium fame by being snatched up by MTV fan teenage girls who don't know fuckall about comedy.<br />

[TjM]

<p>Canada invented Basketball<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Don't tell that to the Naismith family</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada also invented Kerosene and Basketball. Nice!</p><p><font size="3">I think a Canadian invented basketball while he was working in America.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dr. James Naismith invented it at a YMCA in Kansas.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">He was a great songwriter, too.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Miss &quot;I'm a Believer&quot;.</font></em></strong></p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />It's happening with Jimmy Fallon but he's a no talent ass clown who only acheive medium fame by being snatched up by MTV fan teenage girls who don't know fuckall about comedy.<br /><p>Jimmy Fallon was funny only because Tina Fey did all of the heavy lifting.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 8-23-06 @ 1:49 PM</span>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />It's happening with Jimmy Fallon but he's a no talent ass clown who only acheive medium fame by being snatched up by MTV fan teenage girls who don't know fuckall about comedy.<br /><p>So Dane Cook = the new Jimmy Fallon?</p>

[XMRonFez]

<strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada invented Basketball<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Don't tell that to the Naismith family</p><p>Didn't the Naismith's invent White Out as well. </p>

[bertino]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />It's happening with Jimmy Fallon but he's a no talent ass clown who only acheive medium fame by being snatched up by MTV fan teenage girls who don't know fuckall about comedy.<br /><p>The most annoying thing about MTV to me has always been the no talent VJ's.</p>

[nofate301]

pants puppet

greatest bit ever

[TjM]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada also invented Kerosene and Basketball. Nice!</p><p><font size="3">I think a Canadian invented basketball while he was working in America.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dr. James Naismith invented it at a YMCA in Kansas.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">He was a great songwriter, too.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Miss &quot;I'm a Believer&quot;.</font></em></strong></p><p>Or Springfeild Mass</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

uncle fezzies pants puppet is terrifying!

[MadMatt]

<strong>XMRonFez</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada invented Basketball<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Don't tell that to the Naismith family</p><p>Didn't the Naismith's invent White Out as well. </p><p>No, that's Nesmith.&nbsp; The mother of Monkee member Mike Nesmith actually.</p><p>EDIT:&nbsp; Damnit!&nbsp; I think I just became &quot;doesn't get the bit guy.&quot;&nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 8-23-06 @ 1:52 PM</span>

[nofate301]

<strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br><strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />It's happening with Jimmy Fallon but he's a no talent ass clown who only acheive medium fame by being snatched up by MTV fan teenage girls who don't know fuckall about comedy.<br /><p>The most annoying thing about MTV to me has always been the no talent VJ's.</p><p></p>except for downtown julie brown

[chili]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />It's happening with Jimmy Fallon but he's a no talent ass clown who only acheive medium fame by being snatched up by MTV fan teenage girls who don't know fuckall about comedy.<br /><p>So Dane Cook = the new Jimmy Fallon?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I find Cook funny but not Fallon, but both of them have acheived fame beyond their talent level because of the buying power of teenage girls and, to a lesser extent, college students.&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>XMRonFez</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada invented Basketball<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Don't tell that to the Naismith family</p><p>Didn't the Naismith's invent White Out as well. </p><p>That was Mike Nesmith's (of The Monkees) mom.</p><p><img height="263" src="http://www.naesmyth.com/image_6.gif" width="185" border="0" /></p>

[mikeyboy]

Peter Tork invented hockey.

[chili]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada also invented Kerosene and Basketball. Nice!</p><p><font size="3">I think a Canadian invented basketball while he was working in America.</font></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Dr. James Naismith invented it at a YMCA in Kansas. </p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">He was a great songwriter, too.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia">Miss &quot;I'm a Believer&quot;.</font></em></strong></p><p>Or Springfeild Mass</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah, confused it with Naismith starting up the basketball program at Kansas.&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>BTW, for the record - I listened to the entire Jen segment.&nbsp; Wasn't bad.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mr.smokepants]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada also invented Kerosene and Basketball.&nbsp; Nice!</p><p><font size="3">I think a Canadian invented basketball while he was working in America.</font></p><p>You are correct sir....born on Ontario...moved to the US to get a good job..&nbsp; Boy...that sounds fucking familliar to me!</p><p>After serving as McGill's Athletic Director, James Naismith moved on to the YMCA Training School in Springfield, Massachusetts, USA in 1891, where the sport of basketball was born. In Springfield, Naismith was faced with the problem of finding a sport that was suitable for play inside during the Massachusetts winter for the students at the School for Christian Workers. Naismith wanted to create a game of skill for the students instead of one that relied solely on strength. He needed a game that could be played indoors in a relatively small space. The first game was played with a soccer ball and two peach baskets used as goals.</p>

[Freakshow]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br>Peter Tork invented hockey.<p></p>

Davy Jones invented David Bowie.

[XMRonFez]

<p>I love the pants puppet until little ronnie says &quot;I forgot my jacket&quot;. Makes me cringe...</p>

[bertino]

<strong>nofate301</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />It's happening with Jimmy Fallon but he's a no talent ass clown who only acheive medium fame by being snatched up by MTV fan teenage girls who don't know fuckall about comedy.<br /><p>The most annoying thing about MTV to me has always been the no talent VJ's.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>except for downtown julie brown <p>No, I dont think julie brown had talent either. I think Alison Stewart and chris connelly&nbsp;had talent and they have both moved on to major networks, chris at ESPN and alison at MSNBC.</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />It's very ironic that Redstone would cite Cruise for his behavior. He hasn't been the most shining example himself in his personal life. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I thought it was Les Moonves who was having the personal life issues, i.e. the whole Julie Chen thing</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>True, Les got himself a trophy, but he was never on a hotel ledge with his mistress while the room was on fire.</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

awesome song, way too low.

[mr.smokepants]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Canada's finest export - </p><p>The Pursuit of Happiness</p><p><img height="205" src="http://www.musiczine.net/images/cultus/pursuit_of_happiness_love_junk.jpg" width="205" border="0" /></p><p>and Sarahnoid</p><p><img height="239" src="http://myspace-787.vo.llnwd.net/01047/78/76/1047256787_l.jpg" width="272" border="0" /></p><p>Is Sarahnoid from Canada?&nbsp; Cool.&nbsp; Carolyn Smokepants is from Canada too! Ha!&nbsp; I downloaded &quot;Two Girls In One&quot; yesterday after you referenced TPOH.</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p>&nbsp;</p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p>

[bertino]

crazy jen is a political analyst now...

[Martin]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br>crazy jen is a political analyst now...<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
She should hire BAM they would make an interesting web page

[mr.smokepants]

I forget how much I enjoy Crazy Jen.

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p> </p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font size="2" face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">al gore invented the internet.</font> <br /></p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p>&nbsp;</p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>Peter Noone invented edible underpants.</p>

[bertino]

ahh... andy milonakis... another reason i hate MTV. thanks for reminding me Jen :)&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;<br />

[bertino]

<strong>Martin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br />crazy jen is a political analyst now... <p>&nbsp;</p>She should hire BAM they would make an interesting web page <p>Lol truer words have never been spoken my friend.</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p> </p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font size="2" face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>Peter Noone invented edible underpants.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>David Cassidy invented the microwave oven.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<strong>bertino</strong> wrote: <p>.......&nbsp;I think Alison Stewart and chris connelly&nbsp;had talent ..... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">I love her song Year of the Cat</font></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

they're making dave look so bad right now.

[MadMatt]

<p>did the show just go to dead air or did my internet feed cut off?</p><p>OK, just heard Dave.</p>

[MadMatt]

<p>This girl will do anything to be famous...</p><p>As long as it doesn't take a whole lot of planning or effort.</p>

[bertino]

Geez.. when dave has to play something they should at least play some construction equipment noise&nbsp;or something.. let us know its being worked on.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bertino on 8-23-06 @ 2:03 PM</span>

[mikeyboy]

I'd actually rather hear silence than Tender's awful &quot;Friday Night Lights&quot; song anyway.

[stinkbud]

dead air dave strikes again<br />

[watson]

Did ESD just say cumming cumming cumming, waiting for the friday nights song....sounds like a porn in the studio<br />

[OGC]

<p><font size="1">shit i did this wrong</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by richg0404 on 8-23-06 @ 2:10 PM</span>

[stinkbud]

Hmm....If it was easily done, I say get rid of Earl and Dave and bring back AL DUKES!!!!!<br />

[bertino]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />they're making dave look so bad right now. <p>HAHA He's getting murdered!</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p>&nbsp;</p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>Peter Noone invented edible underpants.</p><p>David Cassidy invented the microwave oven.</p><p>Bobby Sherman invented the Popeil Pocket Fisherman</p>

[bertino]

i picture dave using the mouse with two hands... with his head 5 inches away from the mouse.

[mr.smokepants]

Earl feels vindicated?&nbsp; Maybe ESD can do Earl's other jobs better...like lying, being a low talking tool,&nbsp;being a black man.

[mr.smokepants]

ROnnie....ATTACK!!!!

[stinkbud]

Fucking hell....listening to Dave try to run the board is painful.<br />

[OGC]

<p><font size="3">Earl - &quot;always check what's going out over the air&quot;</font></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3">yeah sort of like when the boys were in DC</font></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

mohawk?

[mr.smokepants]

<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nope...Don Cherry invented hockey.&nbsp; Peter Tork invented sexy hairstyles.</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p> </p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font size="2" face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>Peter Noone invented edible underpants.</p><p>David Cassidy invented the microwave oven.</p><p>Bobby Sherman invented the Popeil Pocket Fisherman</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Leif Garrett invented New Coke.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Beast]

Dave getting hung out to dry=comedy gold. <br />

[mr.smokepants]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p>&nbsp;</p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>Peter Noone invented edible underpants.</p><p>David Cassidy invented the microwave oven.</p><p>Bobby Sherman invented the Popeil Pocket Fisherman</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Leif Garrett invented New Coke.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Liberace invented broth.</p>

[JustJon]

Wow, could Jen's plug for her podcast be any worse?&nbsp; Geez, why didn't she say it could be found on Google too...<br />

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p>&nbsp;</p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>Peter Noone invented edible underpants.</p><p>David Cassidy invented the microwave oven.</p><p>Bobby Sherman invented the Popeil Pocket Fisherman</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Leif Garrett invented New Coke.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Susan Dey invented the thong.</font></em></strong></p>

[OGC]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p>&nbsp;</p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>Peter Noone invented edible underpants.</p><p>David Cassidy invented the microwave oven.</p><p>Bobby Sherman invented the Popeil Pocket Fisherman</p><p>Leif Garrett invented New Coke.</p><p><font size="1">Danny Bonaduce invented 'roid rage.</font> </p>

[mikeyboy]

<a href="http://cj.podshowcreator.com/" target="_self">Jen's podcast</a>

[Freakshow]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ÿ</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ÿ</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p>ÿ</p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>Peter Noone invented edible underpants.</p><p>David Cassidy invented the microwave oven.</p><p>Bobby Sherman invented the Popeil Pocket Fisherman</p><p>Leif Garrett invented New Coke.</p><p><font size="1">Danny Bonaduce invented 'roid rage.</font> </p><p></p>

Justin Timberlake invented quantum mechanics.

[MasterSoySauce]

why is earl laughing, he is the ultimate fuck up or penultimate like esd would say.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Peter Tork invented hockey. <p> </p>Davy Jones invented David Bowie. <p><strong><em><font size="2" face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">Micky Dolenz invented snowmobiles.</font></em></strong></p><p>Peter Noone invented edible underpants.</p><p>David Cassidy invented the microwave oven.</p><p>Bobby Sherman invented the Popeil Pocket Fisherman</p><p>Leif Garrett invented New Coke.</p><p><font size="1">Danny Bonaduce invented 'roid rage.</font> </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Justin Timberlake invented quantum mechanics.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Peter Frampton invented the Flux Capacitor.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[zombiejellyfish]

<p>A poor student blames the teacher.</p>

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>zombiejellyfish</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A poor student blames the teacher.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">but, so does a student with a poor teacher, grasshopper.</font> <br /></p>

[TjM]

Why all the earl hatred??<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" border="0" />

[OGC]

<font size="3">Earl and Dave are two of a kind. They both love to pile on when the other one is getting attacked.</font>

[XMRonFez]

<strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br />Why all the earl hatred??<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" border="0" /> <p>I think he broke another button. </p>

[zombiejellyfish]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>zombiejellyfish</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A poor student blames the teacher.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">but, so does a student with a poor teacher, grasshopper.</font> <br /></p><p>and a poor teach student poorer in the pouring rains. :)</p><p>I like earl.</p>

[Butters266]

Pat Morita: &quot;No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher.&quot;<br />

[bertino]

Did dave used to post here?

[OGC]

<strong>XMRonFez</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br />Why all the earl hatred??<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" border="0" /> <p>I think he broke another button. </p><p><font size="2">That's why Dave is having such a tough time, he has one less button to work with.</font></p>

[boeman]

<strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br />Did dave used to post here? <p>he still does.</p>

[shirtless_bully]

dead air dave rules!<br />

[Freakshow]

was that Changes covered by Frente! ?

_worst_ _cover_ _ever_

[Brad_Rush]

I only have a problem with Dave or Earl when they attack each other.

[TheVHD]

<p>I think Dave is totally FUCKING up and making Earl look like a ROCKSTAR!!!!</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">abe lincoln sounds like roger the alien from american dad.<br /></font>

[mr.smokepants]

<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I think Dave is totally FUCKING up and making Earl look like a ROCKSTAR!!!!</p><p>Which Rockstar? He's got the enthusiasm of Jimi Hendrix's corpse.</p>

[stinkbud]

<p>At this point, I would have to say that Keisha from the end of the WJFK era looks like a rockstar compared to Earl and Dave.</p><p>I like Earl, and until the past month I thought he was&nbsp; the best producer since Al Dukes. Since WNEW Earl has made his triumphant return, YECHHHH!<br /></p>

[stinkbud]

Put Bronx Johnny on payroll already<br />

[OGC]

<p><strong><font size="2">Hallelujah, Dave being humble.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">Great job Dave, I really mean it.</font></strong></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

bronx johnny is a class act.

[bertino]

&quot;you know what...&nbsp;bad jenny joke... im not gonna do 80's jokes.. &quot; - ron

[MasterSoySauce]

what board turned on him?

[bertino]

<strong>stinkbud</strong> wrote:<br />Put Bronx Johnny on payroll already<br /><p>i second that. </p><p>I have messaged him a couple of times on myspace with questions and he is a class act just like mastersoysauce says.</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<p>the same exept im a 1 and earl is a 9. </p><p>Bin Loud-in</p>

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />bronx johnny is a class act. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">cool move apologizing.&nbsp; classy.&nbsp; but please, move out of the whole mobster wannabe nonsense.</font> <br /></p>

[mr.smokepants]

<strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>stinkbud</strong> wrote:<br />Put Bronx Johnny on payroll already<br /><p>i second that. </p><p>I have messaged him a couple of times on myspace with questions and he is a class act just like mastersoysauce says.</p><p>I Thrid that.</p>

[UnknownPD]

<p><font size="3">Earl and Dave are two of a kind</font></p><p><strong><font size="2">No two people ever tried harder and accomplished less</font></strong></p>

[thebarge]

Hahah I wondered if it was just me who was getting the left channel.<br />

[zombiejellyfish]

<font size="3">Black Earl: Adequate since 2001</font>

[zombiejellyfish]

<strong>mr.smokepants</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>stinkbud</strong> wrote:<br />Put Bronx Johnny on payroll already<br /><p>i second that. </p><p>I have messaged him a couple of times on myspace with questions and he is a class act just like mastersoysauce says.</p><p>I Thrid that.</p><p>I quadruple that.</p>

[MadMatt]

<p>I say Dave reorganizes all the files in the system - not to his own liking, but in a &quot;logical&quot; format.&nbsp; Earl will be LOST.</p><p>Plus Dave just made a good point; Earl just lied again...</p>

[stinkbud]

<p>Didn't Dave say that Albert Belle won an MVP despite his personality issues during yesterday's show?</p><p>As a lifelong Indians fan, I know that Belle NEVER won an MVP.</p><p>More wisdom from the Dead Air Dave&nbsp;</p>

[bertino]

I have never been hung up on by johnny or dave, but I think the pitsy or whatever guy has hung up on me everytime hes answered. I dunno what thats all about.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bertino on 8-23-06 @ 2:40 PM</span>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>We're on pace for another record-breaking listening thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MadMatt]

What does Earl care about women going to bars?&nbsp; Isn't he gay/asexual?

[OGC]

<font size="3">that&nbsp;caller made a good point, Dave's dead air is still much better than the xm commercials</font>

[bertino]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />What does Earl care about women going to bars?&nbsp; Isn't he gay/asexual? <p>Yes, He likes big black dick. He stated that a couple of weeks ago.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>stinkbud</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Didn't Dave say that Albert Belle won an MVP despite his personality issues during yesterday's show?</p><p>As a lifelong Indians fan, I know that Belle NEVER won an MVP.</p><p>More wisdom from the Dead Air Dave&nbsp;</p><p>No, his point was that Albert Belle hadn't won despite MVP calibre seasons. The analogy was that as with his little league MVP voting was affected by his saying &quot;condom&quot;, voting for Albert Belle was affected by his off the field behavior, attitude and demeanor.</p>

[bertino]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">that&nbsp;caller made a good point, Dave's dead air is still much better than the xm commercials</font> <p>I hate the nascar commercial where the guy says something and smirks on the mic. YOu can actually hear the smugness on the air.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;keeping the respect thats all.. Hmff Pfft *snicker*&quot;</p><p>God I HATE IT.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bertino on 8-23-06 @ 2:50 PM</span>

[nofate301]

Ding! Fries ready!

[MadMatt]

&quot;Wow, who saw that coming?&quot;

[stinkbud]

<p>Thanks Mikeyboy, that has been bugging me since yesterday.</p><p>Sad, isn't it?&nbsp;</p>

[XMRonFez]

Why does Fez allow himself to be in this abusive relationship?

[mikeyboy]

<strong>stinkbud</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Thanks Mikeyboy, that has been bugging me since yesterday.</p><p>Sad, isn't it?&nbsp;</p><p>I speak Dave.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /></p>

[boeman]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>stinkbud</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Thanks Mikeyboy, that has been bugging me since yesterday.</p><p>Sad, isn't it?&nbsp;</p><p>I speak Dave.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /></p><p>I wouldn't go around promoting that...</p>

[MadMatt]

I have been desparate to watch MST3K since they started using this end song.

[TheVHD]

I love me some cowbell!!!!

[Freakshow]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br>I have been desparate to watch MST3K since they started using this end song.<p></p>

Netflix, my friend. They have at least 30 episodes--Manos the Hands of Fate, Hercules Unchained, Mitchell. classics.

[MadMatt]

<strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />I have been desparate to watch MST3K since they started using this end song. <p>&nbsp;</p>Netflix, my friend. They have at least 30 episodes--Manos the Hands of Fate, Hercules Unchained, Mitchell. classics. <p>Thanks -&nbsp;I may have to check that out.</p><p>I think I have one or two tapes of&nbsp;&quot;Turkey Day&quot; marathons, but I'm not sure where I put them.&nbsp; Boy, I hope my ex-wife didn't take them...</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />I have been desparate to watch MST3K since they started using this end song. <p>&nbsp;</p>Netflix, my friend. They have at least 30 episodes--Manos the Hands of Fate, Hercules Unchained, Mitchell. classics. <p>i just signed up for netflix, i havent gottenmy first movie yet, i signed up yesterday, how do you like it?</p>

[AKA]

<p>At this point, I would have to say that Keisha from the end of the WJFK era looks like a rockstar compared to Earl and Dave.</p><p>That made me smile, because I like Keisha, and to a large degree not too far off - she gets a lot of shit from people who don't realize she was never really a producer in the way it's thought of - it's what they called her during their last few months because she was an employee of the station who knew the show. That said, she did contribute to some amusing segments - she lost two races to Fez and had to wash his feet and had to run down Main Street in Fairfax in bra and panties - she had an opinion that was her own and was interesting - she stepped up whenevr she needed to, and was often very funny - she had a lot to learn, but it had to have been a tough time. The only real bad spot was when the word &quot;shit&quot; went out over the air during her watch. I'd love to have Keisha and Bitz from the DC time back on the show. </p><p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />I'd actually rather hear silence than Tender's awful &quot;Friday Night Lights&quot; song anyway.</p><p>You're just mad because you were there the night he &quot;observed&quot; and didn't get a mention - ha-ha - oh, wait.....</p><p>Actually, I think ESD got thrown under for that one; I am sure that song has never been played on XM at all and more than likely not even in their system&nbsp;- and that the only Tender song that was (the meltdown one) was only played once. </p>

[Freakshow]

I like it a lot. The only issue i've had in the couple of years as a member is availablility of a new release. I had the 40 Year Old Virgin at the top of my queue for about a month before it became available.

But it's great for obscure stuff, I noticed something that I wanted that they didn't have, emailed them about it, and within two weeks it was available.

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Rarely do I toot my own horn on Wed...but I ran Tender out of town. </p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Of course a guy named &quot;Tender&quot; would run like hell from a maniac w/ a fork!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="321" src="http://www.acemart.com/graphics/00000001/products/FLAB-DF.jpg" width="255" border="0" /></p>

[barjockey]

<p>morning buddies.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; My pick for the song today is &quot;Tainted Love&quot; by Soft Cell</p><p>&nbsp; oh but if the contest between Dave and &quot;the Hole&quot; takes center stage than &quot;Centerfield&quot; by J. Fogerty</p><p><img height="90" src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0110932/th-1-2.jpg" width="91" border="0" /></p>

[fezstherapist]

how big is dave's new tattoo going to be?

[mr.smokepants]

Good Afternoon from lovely Halifax, Nova Scotia buddays.&nbsp; I'm thinking &quot;Higher Ground&quot;&nbsp; by little Stevie Wonder&nbsp;

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">&quot;Can't Get Next To You&quot; The Temptations</font>

[nofate301]

<strong>fez'stherapist</strong> wrote:<br>how big is dave's new tattoo going to be?<p></p>as big as his redheaded cranium

aaaaand I'll say "Girl's Just Wanna Have Fun" Cyndi Lauper

[Furtherman]

Something by The Cars.&nbsp; Bye Bye Love.

[MasterSoySauce]

i'll say el scorcho by weezer.

[sailor]

<font size="2">police - can't stand losing (to) you<br /></font>

[Tall_James]

Planet Rock - Afrika Bambatta

[Tall_James]

God, I love Earl sometimes.&nbsp; Richard Manuel's voice always gets me.