Obnoxious Females... [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

grlNIN

08-25-2006, 09:47 AM

...soooooo annoying. Discuss!

angrymissy

08-25-2006, 09:51 AM

I concur!

Tenbatsuzen

08-25-2006, 09:53 AM

Oxymoron!

grlNIN

08-25-2006, 09:53 AM

I knew you would! We like this ||.

angrymissy

08-25-2006, 10:02 AM

I'm going to slit the throat of the next obnoxious long islander I see in a pink Juicy Couture jumpsuit!

grlNIN

08-25-2006, 10:09 AM

12 year olds carrying Coach purses and wearing 10lbs of lipgloss are THE BEST.

Dougie Brootal

08-25-2006, 10:10 AM

angrymissy

08-25-2006, 10:14 AM

grlNIN wrote: 12 year olds carrying Coach purses and wearing 10lbs of lipgloss are THE BEST.They're even better when they're carrying jewel encrusted razr phones!

DreamWeaver

08-25-2006, 10:15 AM

I love those girls from My Super Sweet 16. They don't want to make me stab myself in the eyes with pencils or anything. Honest.

Earlshog

08-25-2006, 10:15 AM

grlNIN wrote: 12 year olds carrying Coach purses and wearing 10lbs of lipgloss are THE BEST.especially if thye are heading to a rainbow party

angrymissy

08-25-2006, 10:16 AM

DreamWeaver wrote: I love those girls from My Super Sweet 16. They don't want to make me stab myself in the eyes with pencils or anything. Honest. Aren't they just the sweetest little things?!

grlNIN

08-25-2006, 10:19 AM

I'm waiting for the bitter, jealous, hater comments to assemble.

A.J.

08-25-2006, 10:21 AM

Noxious females:<img src="http://www.celebopedia.com/paris-hilton/images/paris-hilton.jpg" border="0" />     <img height="207" src="http://www.celebopedia.com/pamela-anderson/images/pamela-anderson.jpg" width="150" border="0" />   <img height="236" src="http://cache.gawker.com/news/clocrotch.jpg" width="150" border="0" /><img height="500" src="http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/Lindsay_Lohan_Harry_Morton_Beach_House_splashnews. jpg" width="301" border="0" />

DreamWeaver

08-25-2006, 10:23 AM

Did you guys hear the new Paris Hilton song????? OMG. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

angrymissy

08-25-2006, 10:23 AM

grlNIN wrote: I'm waiting for the bitter, jealous, hater comments to assemble. <img src="http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7101/mrburnsdesk9bq.jpg" border="0" />excellent

angrymissy

08-25-2006, 10:23 AM

DreamWeaver wrote: Did you guys hear the new Paris Hilton song????? OMG. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG It's like the summer anthem for our generation!!!1111!!!

SatCam

08-25-2006, 10:27 AM

girl power!

grlNIN

08-25-2006, 10:28 AM

Oh, girls who say "cock" every other word....classy and not desperate for attention whatsoever.

Tenbatsuzen

08-25-2006, 10:30 AM

Do you folks have any idea how many jokes I have in my head right now and I can't present them?  Damn you all.

angrymissy

08-25-2006, 10:34 AM

grlNIN wrote: Oh, girls who say "cock" every other word....classy and not desperate for attention whatsoever. They are obviously just very comfortable with their sexuality!!!  They don't want attention AT ALL!

grlNIN

08-25-2006, 10:35 AM

Totally comfortable!They don't even need clothing!

Tenbatsuzen

08-25-2006, 10:35 AM

Liz is gonna have a fucking field day on this thread

angrymissy

08-25-2006, 10:37 AM

grlNIN wrote: Totally comfortable!They don't even need clothing! By wearing the least amount of clothing possible, they are making a STRONG feminist statement - THIS IS ME - CLOTHES ONLY REPRESS MY WOMANHOOD!

FUNKMAN

08-25-2006, 10:37 AM

typical obnoxious male response" it's all pink on the inside "

SatCam

08-25-2006, 10:43 AM

Can we have more pics in this thread?

grlNIN

08-25-2006, 10:44 AM

Ugh. Ugh. Ughughughughugh.Awful, just, i have no words but "awful".

El Mudo

08-25-2006, 11:20 AM

Ooh!!  College Football season starts next Saturday...I just forgot!

OGC

08-25-2006, 11:24 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Oxymoron!Don't you mean redundant ?

patsopinion

08-25-2006, 11:26 AM

thats so raven.if u need motivation to kill any1 watch that.

Sheeplovr

08-25-2006, 12:01 PM

thats so raven.if u need motivation to kill any1 watch that. 
i think Hanna Montanna is worse i actully have killed because of it

Tenbatsuzen

08-25-2006, 12:04 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  thats so raven.if u need motivation to kill any1 watch that. 
 i think Hanna Montanna is worse i actully have killed because of it    So Ice Cream Girl is in YOUR cellar?

SinA

08-25-2006, 12:09 PM

angrymissy wrote: DreamWeaver wrote: I love those girls from My Super Sweet 16. They don't want to make me stab myself in the eyes with pencils or anything. Honest. Aren't they just the sweetest little things?!Didn't they learn anything from the Oompa-loompas?Who do you blame when your kid is a brat, Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat. Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame. You know exactly who's to blame: The mother and the father. <img height="291" src="http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/Oompa%20Loompab.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

MadMatt

08-25-2006, 12:29 PM

SinA wrote: angrymissy wrote: DreamWeaver wrote: I love those girls from My Super Sweet 16. They don't want to make me stab myself in the eyes with pencils or anything. Honest. Aren't they just the sweetest little things?!Didn't they learn anything from the Oompa-loompas?Who do you blame when your kid is a brat, Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat. Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame. You know exactly who's to blame: The mother and the father. You are EXACTLY right.  I am praying MTV does a Super Sweet 16 in which the parents respond:<blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px">"How much for a DJ and catering?  Are you retarded or just huffing glue?  You'll get paper hats and an ice cream cake AND you'll be happy with it.  I didn't raise some ungrateful, spoiled little whore..."[/quote]I think I would even watch that on Pay-Per-View.

Sheeplovr

08-25-2006, 12:30 PM

So Ice Cream Girl is in YOUR cellar?no it was ikea boy i couldnt handel the competition

narc

08-25-2006, 12:38 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">DreamWeaver wrote: I love those girls from My Super Sweet 16. They don't want to make me stab myself in the eyes with pencils or anything. Honest.<hr color="cococo" align="left">

I never thought anything could make me actually sympathize with Al Qaeda and the whole "Death to the Americans crowd." Then I saw My Super Sweet 16 and I could sort of understand where he was coming from. They should just use that as propaganda video on Al Jazeera. It'd increase recruiting tenfold.

angeladi

08-25-2006, 01:16 PM

first of all WHO IS "LIZ"?? and im just wondering why are all of u watching sweet 16, raven, and hanna montana?? ha ha u guys are funny

tele7

08-25-2006, 05:34 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">SatCam wrote: Can we have more pics in this thread?<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Gaia

08-25-2006, 08:12 PM

tele7

08-25-2006, 08:22 PM

Gaia

08-26-2006, 04:43 PM

<img src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/rfgaia/416-lohan201.jpg" border="0" /> Lindsey pre-daddy didnt love me enough, and pre tit job, how just a little time can do so much damage.

FezPaul

08-26-2006, 05:34 PM

angrymissy wrote: I'm going to slit the throat of the next obnoxious long islander I see in a pink Juicy Couture jumpsuit! ...and now, a catty moment without Fez. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

Tenbatsuzen

08-26-2006, 07:41 PM

Gaia wrote: <img border="0" src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/rfgaia/416-lohan201.jpg" /> Lindsey pre-daddy didnt love me enough,      ...or maybe too much.

Doogie

08-26-2006, 07:59 PM

Gaia wrote: <img src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/rfgaia/416-lohan201.jpg" border="0" />  Is she wearing a shower curtain or is that one of those things you put in your car window to prevent too much sun from getting in??

Gaia

08-26-2006, 09:48 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:   ...or maybe too much. Haha!!! That could be it too!

angrymissy

08-30-2006, 04:31 PM

I went to get a pedicure this weekend and a woman actually walked in in a pink Juicy Couture Jumpsuit.  Of course I couldn't slit her throat right there because GUESS WHAT SHE BROUGHT HER OBNOXIOUS KID IN TO SIT IN HER LAP WHILE SHE GOT A PEDICURE.  I just LOVE kids like that, squirming and screeching at the top of their lungs, knocking over nail polish left and right they are just fucking DARLING.  And of course that woman just HAD to bring her kid with her.  I mean junior is just so WELL BEHAVED!  The $300 she spent on that jumpsuit would NOT be better spent on a babysitter!  She should be commended for multitasking!

Don Stugots

08-30-2006, 04:49 PM

this is what i hate about kids.  they should be acceptable to have ADULTS ONLY places.  ever try going to a fucking applebees at 11.00 on a friday night and try to watch the game and drink a beer?  it might as well be a god damn play ground.  not everyone thinks your little bastard or cunt kid is funny, entertaining or endearing.  we hate them and want to lock them in a closet until they are 20.

El Mudo

08-30-2006, 05:10 PM

First day of school today at UMd...took me about 10 minutes to see one...couldn't help but chuckle hysterically

Hottub

08-30-2006, 05:19 PM

Will somebody please pass me the 11 foot pole!

A.J.

08-31-2006, 04:07 AM

angrymissy wrote: I went to get a pedicure this weekend and a woman actually walked in in a pink Juicy Couture Jumpsuit.  Of course I couldn't slit her throat right there because GUESS WHAT SHE BROUGHT HER OBNOXIOUS KID IN TO SIT IN HER LAP WHILE SHE GOT A PEDICURE.  I just LOVE kids like that, squirming and screeching at the top of their lungs, knocking over nail polish left and right they are just fucking DARLING.  And of course that woman just HAD to bring her kid with her.  I mean junior is just so WELL BEHAVED!  The $300 she spent on that jumpsuit would NOT be better spent on a babysitter!  She should be commended for multitasking!I've said it before and I'll say it again: "parent" is also a verb.

dereckfishboy

08-31-2006, 04:26 AM

A.J. wrote: I've said it before and I'll say it again: "parent" is also a verb. Exactly. I leave my daughter in the car with the windows down and the doors unlocked like a responsible parent!   Note : That was only a joke. The courts don't allow me to be alone with my daughter.  

This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 8-31-06 @ 8:39 AM

terry1979

08-31-2006, 05:12 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: this is what i hate about kids.  they should be acceptable to have ADULTS ONLY places.  ever try going to a fucking applebees at 11.00 on a friday night and try to watch the game and drink a beer?  it might as well be a god damn play ground.  not everyone thinks your little bastard or cunt kid is funny, entertaining or endearing.  we hate them and want to lock them in a closet until they are 20. No offense Stu, but why the fuck would you go to Applebees to watch the game and have a beer?  You live in Brooklyn, not Iowa. There are more than enough bars around to go get a beer and watch the game.  There is no reason for any New Yorker to ever set foot in a chain restaurant, unless they are giving away food and booze for free. And bars, coincidentally, are those magical no kids places you speak of.

Dougie Brootal

08-31-2006, 05:36 AM

terry1979 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: this is what i hate about kids.  they should be acceptable to have ADULTS ONLY places.  ever try going to a fucking applebees at 11.00 on a friday night and try to watch the game and drink a beer?  it might as well be a god damn play ground.  not everyone thinks your little bastard or cunt kid is funny, entertaining or endearing.  we hate them and want to lock them in a closet until they are 20. No offense Stu, but why the fuck would you go to Applebees to watch the game and have a beer?  You live in Brooklyn, not Iowa. There are more than enough bars around to go get a beer and watch the game.  There is no reason for any New Yorker to ever set foot in a chain restaurant, unless they are giving away food and booze for free. And bars, coincidentally, are those magical no kids places you speak of.  he meant ROOT beer, stu is only 19.

Don Stugots

08-31-2006, 08:16 AM

terry1979 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: this is what i hate about kids.  they should be acceptable to have ADULTS ONLY places.  ever try going to a fucking applebees at 11.00 on a friday night and try to watch the game and drink a beer?  it might as well be a god damn play ground.  not everyone thinks your little bastard or cunt kid is funny, entertaining or endearing.  we hate them and want to lock them in a closet until they are 20. No offense Stu, but why the fuck would you go to Applebees to watch the game and have a beer?  You live in Brooklyn, not Iowa. There are more than enough bars around to go get a beer and watch the game.  There is no reason for any New Yorker to ever set foot in a chain restaurant, unless they are giving away food and booze for free. And bars, coincidentally, are those magical no kids places you speak of.  terry, i go to applebees at times because where i am in Brooklyn (sheapshead bay) applebees is the closest bar to my building within walking distance.  the only other neighborhood bar is called wheelers and on a friday or saturday night it gets so packed that you cant get in.  i mean people stand outside on a line to go into a dive bar.

terry1979

08-31-2006, 08:23 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: terry1979 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: this is what i hate about kids.  they should be acceptable to have ADULTS ONLY places.  ever try going to a fucking applebees at 11.00 on a friday night and try to watch the game and drink a beer?  it might as well be a god damn play ground.  not everyone thinks your little bastard or cunt kid is funny, entertaining or endearing.  we hate them and want to lock them in a closet until they are 20. No offense Stu, but why the fuck would you go to Applebees to watch the game and have a beer?  You live in Brooklyn, not Iowa. There are more than enough bars around to go get a beer and watch the game.  There is no reason for any New Yorker to ever set foot in a chain restaurant, unless they are giving away food and booze for free. And bars, coincidentally, are those magical no kids places you speak of.  terry, i go to applebees at times because where i am in Brooklyn (sheapshead bay) applebees is the closest bar to my building within walking distance.  the only other neighborhood bar is called wheelers and on a friday or saturday night it gets so packed that you cant get in.  i mean people stand outside on a line to go into a dive bar.  come on over to Carroll Gardens, plenty of bars over there to watch a game that aren't crowded...hell, I'll join ya

Tall_James

08-31-2006, 08:30 AM

angrymissy

08-31-2006, 09:09 AM

haha have had gofugyourself bookmarked for over a year now

Tenbatsuzen

08-31-2006, 09:16 AM

If Missy and Jeff ever have kids, I'm going to enjoy her rantings very much.  She won't be able to smoke, she won't be able to drink, she'll only have decaf coffee, and she'll be super-hormone fueled.  That's a recipe for awesome.