Anybody looking to buy a car

[Snoogans]

For anyone who might be interested, I'm selling my car. It's an 07 Dodge Caliber, loaded with 6500 miles. It's in excellent condition, nothing is wrong with it at all. If anyone is interested, send me a PM. I need to sell it kind of quick, because I can get a Benz through work for really cheap, so I need to flip this car. <br />

[BoondockSaint]

What are the payments?

[Snoogans]

what do you mean, you would be buying it, how the fuck shoudl i know<br />

[Snoogans]

i dont have payments, car is paid off<br />

[PapaBear]

I've heard Carmax gives a decent price. That would be a quick way to sell it.

[Snoogans]

those places pay what you would get as a trade, sometimes less. Im lookin for retail value<br />

[CuzBum]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />For anyone who might be interested, I'm selling my car. It's an 07 Dodge Caliber, loaded with 6500 miles. It's in excellent condition, nothing is wrong with it at all. If anyone is interested, send me a PM. I need to sell it kind of quick, because I can get a Benz through work for really cheap, so I need to flip this car. <br /><p>Did you save the receipt?</p>

[HBox]

What's the undercoating gonna run me?<br />

[Snoogans]

anyone who is serious, PM me<br />

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />what do you mean, you would be buying it, how the fuck shoudl i know<br /><p>Well, how much do you want, then?</p>

[HBox]

Can I fit a human head in the glove compartment refridgerator?<br />

[CuzBum]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Can I fit a human head in the glove compartment refridgerator?</font></font><br /><p>Now we're talkin' extras here.</p>

[Gvac]

Snoogs...what model ya got?&nbsp; SE, SXT, or R/T?<br />

[Snoogans]

<p>SXT automatic with the 2.0 engine, heated seats, sunroof, all the power shit, the tailgate boombox thing.</p><p>The car is 20 with&nbsp; all the options, so im tryin to get like 18,000 but i'd go some lower to sell it, especially if i knew the person<br /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>am i going to have to pay the destanation charge?&nbsp; afterall the car is already here, why should i pay for that.&nbsp; </p><p>i, like Hbox need to know if a head will fit in the glove box.&nbsp; How cold does it get?&nbsp; Can i keep my beers cold while i am driving?&nbsp; i hate to drink&nbsp;a warm beer, its barbaric.&nbsp; </p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Has the upholstery been properly febreezed as to remove any... herbal essence... from the seats?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:The car is 20 with all the options, so im tryin to get like 18,000 but i'd go some lower to sell it, especially if i knew the person<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm willing to go as high as $850!&nbsp;</p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:The car is 20 with all the options, so im tryin to get like 18,000 but i'd go some lower to sell it, especially if i knew the person<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p>I'm willing to go as high as $850! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Since I have all that RonFez.Net money, I'm willing to go big!&nbsp; $875!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And what is the body rating of the trunk?&nbsp; How many bodies can you fit in it without chopping them up?&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>say i, maybe,&nbsp;tie some one up and put them in the trunck and then stop for a late night dinner at my mom's house.&nbsp; will i hear the guy or gal in the trunck screaming for their lives?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>also, does blood and cum or blood mixed with cum stain the seats?&nbsp; or will it come out?</p>

[scorpion]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And what is the body rating of the trunk?&nbsp; How many bodies can you fit in it without chopping them up?&nbsp;</p><p>If not enough space ask </p><p><img title="devon" height="333" alt="devon" src="http://filmacteursa.punt.nl/upload/aoki_devon/aoki_sin_city.gif" width="222" border="0" /></p>

[Snoogans]

<p>it keeps drinks cold. A head would fit in the glove box, just not in the cooler part of it. And being it's a hatchback, not only would you hear said victim, but they could also get to you. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>it keeps drinks cold. A head would fit in the glove box, just not in the cooler part of it. And being it's a hatchback, not only would you hear said victim, but they could also get to you. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>are the seats stain resistant?&nbsp; </p>

[Snoogans]

what the fuck do you care, you arent gonna buy it<br />

[SatCam]

Stu isn't fancy enough for an automobile of this caliber pun intended

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />what the fuck do you care, you arent gonna buy it<br /><p>well, you are not going to have much luck selling this automobile or many others with an attitude like that.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SAT: wakka wakka</p>

[drusilla]

i'm looking to sell my 98 durango.&nbsp; i dont mean to hijack this thread from you or anything, but just putting it out there.<br />

[drusilla]

yeah, i don't want the durango either<br />

[NortonRules]

<p>I just bought a shitbox from ESD's father.&nbsp; I paid 3,000 for it.&nbsp; </p><p>The whole car smells like jizz, though.&nbsp; </p>

[reeshy]

Snoogs...did you unload that shitbox yet?????<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" />....there...that makes it all betterer!!!!!!!<br />

[lleeder]

what color is it? Thats an important feature to me.

[Snoogans]

<p>its blue. If anyone is interested, its on ebay for 2 more days</p><p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1,1&item=280025686895&ih=018&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT" target="_self">http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;rd=1,1&amp;item=280025686895&amp;ih =018&amp;sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT</a>&nbsp;</p>

[Snoogans]

and dont bid it up really really high just to be jack asses, cause if someone does and wins, i'll make you pay that price, no matter what it is<br />

[OGC]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>its blue. If anyone is interested, its on ebay for 2 more days</p><p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1,1&item=280025686895&ih=018&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT" target="_self">http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;rd=1,1&amp;item=280025686895&amp;ih =018&amp;sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT</a>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">93.8 % Feedback . Who would buy a car from this guy ?</font></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>i bid 1 billion dollars.....................</p><p>http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/Dr20Evil.jpg</p>

[PapaBear]

The people who already bid are suckers. I always make my first bid when there's about 10 seconds left on an auction, and I almost never lose.

[JustJon]

I'd never bid on anything so expensive with someone who only has a feedback of 14, including one negative where he failed to pay for what he purchased.<br />

[SatCam]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br>I'd never bid on anything so expensive with someone who only has a feedback of 14, including one negative where he failed to pay for what he purchased.<br /><p></p>

He was probably just high at the time. no biggie

[Justice4all]

<strong>drusilla</strong> wrote:<br />i'm looking to sell my 98 durango.&nbsp; i dont mean to hijack this thread from you or anything, but just putting it out there.<br /><p>That makes more sense to sell instead of a brand new car.</p>