I had a sex dream about Martha Stewart

[ADF]

It's true.&nbsp; Apparently in my dreams I have a deal with Martha Stewart where, once a year, I fingerbang her for the low, low price of two video games of my choice.&nbsp; She had the best orgasm of her life, but both of us felt really guilty afterward and I didn't even want the video games due to the overwhelming shame.<br />

[Marc with a c]

<p>i would have the sex with martha stewart. wouldn't think twice.</p>

[suggums]

by ron's credo, we all have to or we're gay<br />

[FUNKMAN]

did you make a nice cranberry loaf in the morning?

[overyoo]

<p>i want to bang dr ruth in the ass<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiOETv5E6tkAw5CjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=121o57gqf/EXP=1157603332/**http%3a//blog.92y.org/images/collage/drruth.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

I hear she rarely wears pants underneath that apron.&nbsp; Just sayin'

[FUNKMAN]

<p>did you wake up with your finger in your ass?</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>only kidding budday...</p>

[XMRonFez]

<p>There is nothing wrong with Martha Stewart. I've&nbsp;fantasized about awful incidents that may have happened to her in prison. I've also had unspeakable thoughts about her and her daughter. </p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>she has a nice rack, it filthy rich and has a vagina.&nbsp; why not bang her?&nbsp; her daughter?&nbsp; i would do them both.&nbsp; </p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>Smell divad's Fingers it's a good thing</p><p>&nbsp;i hope martha stewart is the lady that says its a good thing if not this doesnt even make sence and just looks weird<br />
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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 9-6-06 @ 6:16 AM</span>

[OGC]

<strong>PearlNecklace</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i would have the sex with martha stewart. wouldn't think twice.</p><p><font size="1">Who wouldn't ? But if I did I'd think about many many times, and enjoy it every time.</font></p>

[A.J.]

Better Martha Stewart than Jimmy Stewart.

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Hey Tuff Guy, D'ya wanna fuck my chicken???</font></strong></p><p><img height="237" src="http://planetsean.blogspot.com/martha%20stewart%201.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />It's true.&nbsp; Apparently in my dreams I have a deal with Martha Stewart where, once a year, I fingerbang her for the low, low price of two video games of my choice.&nbsp; She had the best orgasm of her life, but both of us felt really guilty afterward and I didn't even want the video games due to the overwhelming shame.<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I have a sex dream about Martha Stewart.&nbsp; Did her doggystyle if I remember correctly.</font></p>

[Jennitalia]

<p>I had a sex dream once about this woman I worked with&nbsp;but in my dream she totally&nbsp;looked like Eliza Jane Wilder from Little House on the Prairie</p><p><img height="120" src="http://edson.free.fr/livre-lapetitemaisondanslaprairie/lucy.jpg" width="100" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I had a sex dream once about this woman I worked with&nbsp;but in my dream she totally&nbsp;looked like Eliza Jane Wilder from Little House on the Prairie</p><p><img height="120" src="http://edson.free.fr/livre-lapetitemaisondanslaprairie/lucy.jpg" width="100" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>details please.............................</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I had a sex dream once about this woman I worked with&nbsp;but in my dream she totally&nbsp;looked like Eliza Jane Wilder from Little House on the Prairie</p><p><img height="120" src="http://edson.free.fr/livre-lapetitemaisondanslaprairie/lucy.jpg" width="100" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It wasn't her brother Zalzamo?</p>

[angelinad128]

<p>She's not bad really. For her age she looks great! And afterwards she can make you a meal.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>She's not bad really. For her age she looks great! And afterwards she can make you a meal.</p><p>excellent point! </p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rtj1_P5Ea84A3myjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13c8nuvi4/EXP=1157647989/**http%3a//archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/02/08/martha.stewart/story2.martha.stewart.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Furtherman]

<p>The bigger question here is why the exchange for video games?</p><p>You may play too many, and any intimacy issues you have had with women and now being projected into your video game playing.&nbsp; You've replaced the embrace of a woman with a joystick.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or you just had a really fucked up dream.&nbsp; I don't know.</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>She's not bad really. For her age she looks great! And afterwards she can make you a meal.</p><p>excellent point! </p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rtj1_P5Ea84A3myjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13c8nuvi4/EXP=1157647989/**http%3a//archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/02/08/martha.stewart/story2.martha.stewart.jpg" border="0" /></p><p></p>

I'd let her beat my eggs anyday

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">You may play too many, and any intimacy issues
you have had with women and now being projected into your video game
playing.&nbsp; You've replaced the embrace of a woman with a joystick</span></p><p>i know for a fact that he doesnt play much games only rarely when hes board&nbsp;</p>

[terry1979]

in a heartbeat...

[sr71blackbird]

I also find her kinda sexy.&nbsp; Id like to stick it in her ass

[Bulldogcakes]

I had a sex dream about Martha Stewart once. At the end, she asked me to help her redecorate her vagina. <br />

[Bulldogcakes]

THen she knotted my ass hair into a christmas wreath and neatly arranged my dinkle berries around it. <br />

[lleeder]

I never even think about her when Im awake why would I wast a dream fuck on her

[GwEnYpOo]

<p>you guys are sick <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbdown.gif" border="0" /></p>