where doesnt' fez wanna be buried?

[Krieger]

Im making a sig  and I cant remember where he said he didn't wanna be buried, is it north carolina or south , or virginia. One of those or am i  really off?

[spoon]

face first in pussy?

[PapaBear]

Northern Va, or Fairfax, VA. They say it both ways.

[Krieger]

<p>neither does earl....well not non-crazy ones at least. Fez said he doesnt care he's dead he'll find a way to get up out of his grave to get out of that state. I just cant remember the state.</p>

[Krieger]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Northern Va, or Fairfax, VA. They say it both ways. <p>Oh , thankyou very much.</p>

[Krieger]

Double Post sorry

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin-Krieger on 9-13-06 @ 1:50 AM</span>

[spoon]

You should thank mr. bear sir.

[PanterA]

<p>Fez didnt want to get buried, he wanted to get cremated and have his ashes spread throughout Fairfax Va. </p><p>I think it's so sweet for Ron to promise Fez he would carry out his dying wish. Well...I'm sure Ron would have Earl find a guy that would spread the ashes...I mean who wants to have to drive all the way to Fairfax when you just have to drive back to NYC and start the Ron and Sheepy Show.</p>

[DirtyJersey]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fez didnt want to get buried, he wanted to get cremated and have his ashes spread throughout Fairfax Va. </p><p>I think it's so sweet for Ron to promise Fez he would carry out his dying wish. Well...I'm sure Ron would have Earl find a guy that would spread the ashes...I mean who wants to have to drive all the way to Fairfax when you just have to drive back to NYC and start the Ron and Sheepy Show.</p><p>Im sure Fez would also want Crazy Jen to have some of his ashes so she can put it in some sort of pendant to wear around her neck for ever and ever.</p>

[Krieger]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fez didnt want to get buried, he wanted to get cremated and have his ashes spread throughout Fairfax Va. </p><p>I think it's so sweet for Ron to promise Fez he would carry out his dying wish. Well...I'm sure Ron would have Earl find a guy that would spread the ashes...I mean who wants to have to drive all the way to Fairfax when you just have to drive back to NYC and start the Ron and Sheepy Show.</p><p>wow I missed that part, or i was just too into World of Warcraft at the moment. Didn't Ron also say he would bury the ashes in Fairfax too?</p>

[PanterA]

<strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fez didnt want to get buried, he wanted to get cremated and have his ashes spread throughout Fairfax Va. </p><p>I think it's so sweet for Ron to promise Fez he would carry out his dying wish. Well...I'm sure Ron would have Earl find a guy that would spread the ashes...I mean who wants to have to drive all the way to Fairfax when you just have to drive back to NYC and start the Ron and Sheepy Show.</p><p>wow I missed that part, or i was just too into World of Warcraft at the moment. Didn't Ron also say he would bury the ashes in Fairfax too?</p><p>Bury the ashes....spread them...its all good as long as Crazy Jen gets a vile full and some of Fez's ashes get spread on the 50 yardline of the Washington Redskins FedEx Field statium. </p>

[Krieger]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fez didnt want to get buried, he wanted to get cremated and have his ashes spread throughout Fairfax Va. </p><p>I think it's so sweet for Ron to promise Fez he would carry out his dying wish. Well...I'm sure Ron would have Earl find a guy that would spread the ashes...I mean who wants to have to drive all the way to Fairfax when you just have to drive back to NYC and start the Ron and Sheepy Show.</p><p>wow I missed that part, or i was just too into World of Warcraft at the moment. Didn't Ron also say he would bury the ashes in Fairfax too?</p><p>Bury the ashes....spread them...its all good as long as Crazy Jen gets a vile full and some of Fez's ashes get spread on the 50 yardline of the Washington Redskins FedEx Field statium. </p><p>Crazy jen is the black chick that talks real fast and says fuck in every question , kinda ripped off daves puppet act or something like that when talked to in D.C a while back? </p><p>If Fez is Cremated I want a vile too , Ill wear it on a sting like a necklace. </p>

[PanterA]

<strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fez didnt want to get buried, he wanted to get cremated and have his ashes spread throughout Fairfax Va. </p><p>I think it's so sweet for Ron to promise Fez he would carry out his dying wish. Well...I'm sure Ron would have Earl find a guy that would spread the ashes...I mean who wants to have to drive all the way to Fairfax when you just have to drive back to NYC and start the Ron and Sheepy Show.</p><p>wow I missed that part, or i was just too into World of Warcraft at the moment. Didn't Ron also say he would bury the ashes in Fairfax too?</p><p>Bury the ashes....spread them...its all good as long as Crazy Jen gets a vile full and some of Fez's ashes get spread on the 50 yardline of the Washington Redskins FedEx Field statium. </p><p>Crazy jen is the black chick that talks real fast and says fuck in every question , kinda ripped off daves puppet act or something like that when talked to in D.C a while back? </p><p>If Fez is Cremated I want a vile too , Ill wear it on a sting like a necklace. </p><p>That would be a great promotion! You can fill out a free application and XM will send the fans a little peace of Fezzy! That's like the Big Ass Cards times 10! Lets try this out....&quot;This is Fez Carrier 22678&quot; &quot;WOAH!!&quot;</p><p>Call me crazy but I think it would work!</p><p>And yes, Crazy Jen is a black chick.</p>

[Krieger]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fez didnt want to get buried, he wanted to get cremated and have his ashes spread throughout Fairfax Va. </p><p>I think it's so sweet for Ron to promise Fez he would carry out his dying wish. Well...I'm sure Ron would have Earl find a guy that would spread the ashes...I mean who wants to have to drive all the way to Fairfax when you just have to drive back to NYC and start the Ron and Sheepy Show.</p><p>wow I missed that part, or i was just too into World of Warcraft at the moment. Didn't Ron also say he would bury the ashes in Fairfax too?</p><p>Bury the ashes....spread them...its all good as long as Crazy Jen gets a vile full and some of Fez's ashes get spread on the 50 yardline of the Washington Redskins FedEx Field statium. </p><p>Crazy jen is the black chick that talks real fast and says fuck in every question , kinda ripped off daves puppet act or something like that when talked to in D.C a while back? </p><p>If Fez is Cremated I want a vile too , Ill wear it on a sting like a necklace. </p><p>That would be a great promotion! You can fill out a free application and XM will send the fans a little peace of Fezzy! That's like the Big Ass Cards times 10! Lets try this out....&quot;This is Fez Carrier 22678&quot; &quot;WOAH!!&quot;</p><p>Call me crazy but I think it would work!</p><p>And yes, Crazy Jen is a black chick.</p><p>Why wait till fez is dead? Lets take some a few parts he doesnt use and burn them up and start passing them out. Damn if fez would of let the diabetes go a little longer un treated we could of got a leg or just a few toes to burn up! Hmmm what else does fez not use that we can burn? </p>

[narc]

It's a little-known fact that part of Fez is already buried in Northern Va: <br><p>
His soul.

[A.J.]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Northern Va, or Fairfax, VA. They say it both ways. <p>Fez doesn't want to be buried in Manassas?</p>

[Recyclerz]

<p>I thought Fez wanted his ashes dropped out of the space shuttle so that he could be <em>falling and falling</em> through all eternity.</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>DirtyJersey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fez didnt want to get buried, he wanted to get cremated and have his ashes spread throughout Fairfax Va. </p><p>I think it's so sweet for Ron to promise Fez he would carry out his dying wish. Well...I'm sure Ron would have Earl find a guy that would spread the ashes...I mean who wants to have to drive all the way to Fairfax when you just have to drive back to NYC and start the Ron and Sheepy Show.</p><p>Im sure Fez would also want Crazy Jen to have some of his ashes so she can put it in some sort of pendant to wear around her neck for ever and ever.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Actually, I think Fez would be happier having his ashes delivered to Elfish.&nbsp; Elfish can snort them and mix them with his whiskey, and that way Fez can be a part of Elfish forever.</font></p>

[AngelAmy]

<p>pantera is a little confused....fez said spread his ASS allover fairfax, va</p><p>(and ive reached my posting quota for today)</p>

[AKA]

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez has said many times he would like to be cremated - he also&nbsp;requested that his service be at the Centreville Public Library (Northern Virginia) and that Pizza Hut cater it with one of their famous &quot;New York Style&quot; pizzas&nbsp;- Tender will sing a song about Fez being &ldquo;Death Shy,&rdquo; while Giant Brian makes his play with Ron to be the &ldquo;new Fez&rdquo; - Fezzie also asked George Clooney to be on hand to give the eulogy, but since he can&rsquo;t be there Elfish will gladly step in and cry about their trip to Graceland &ndash; when Elfish can&rsquo;t finish, the old friend of the family from Fez&rsquo;s parent&rsquo;s anniversary will gladly step up to mention Fez&rsquo;s real name, and all the names Fez played on the radio &ndash; Fez has also said several times on the air for his ashes to be scattered at halftime during either a Maryland Basketball game or a Redskins game. Thankfully, Michael Hughes and Jay Stevens already purchased a tasteful headstone&nbsp;at a cemetery in downtown Fairfax, between plots reserved for&nbsp;Clementine and KOP. Even though everyone is expecting her, Crazy Jen will not attend. </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">[btw - the quote should be &quot;<strong>Northern</strong> Virginia&quot;]</span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AKA on 9-13-06 @ 10:34 AM</span>

[OGC]

<p><font size="2">Yes, why wait until he is dead? </font></p><p><font size="2">Think
of the money making possibilities. Everytime Fezzie trims his toenails
or gets a haircut, Ron could sell the remnants to the fans. </font></p><p><font size="2">He could use the profits to hire someone to travel to Cuba (via Canada) and rathole some nice Cuban's for him.</font><br />
</p><font size="2" />

[cupcakelove]

<p>I know this thread is about where Fez doesn't want to be burried, but I do remember him saying he would like to be burried in Arlington.&nbsp; I did some looking into civilians that are burried in Arlington National Cemetery and it looks like you have to fit one of the following categories to qualify.</p><ul><li>Be killed by terrorists.</li><li>Be a Supreme Court Justice.</li><li>Be a Capital Police office killed while working at the Capital.</li><li>Be President.</li><li>Be a Secretary of Defense.</li></ul>Fez being killed by terrorists (one of his bigger fears), then being burried in Northern VA would be a hilliarious way for him to go out.<br />

[FUNKMAN]

i thought he wanted to be <strong>cream</strong>ated...

[PapaBear]

<p> a <strong>vile</strong> full and some of Fez's ashes </p><p>Of course, this was meant to be a very clever pun, right?</p>

[Krieger]

I dont think so, I don't like puns. How do you see it as a pun?

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">In a coffin made for dead people...</font></strong></p><p><img height="388" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/GalvanizedCorpse.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

didn't Fez request the casket with the glory hole?

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br />I dont think so, I don't like puns. How do you see it as a pun? <p>A vial is a container (noun).&nbsp; Vile is an adjective meaning repulsive.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>jeffdwright2001</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br />I dont think so, I don't like puns. How do you see it as a pun? <p>A vial is a container (noun).&nbsp; Vile is an adjective meaning repulsive.</p><p>it's also german for a &quot;span of time&quot;</p><p>ex: i will wait here for a vile til you come back...</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jeffdwright2001</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br />I dont think so, I don't like puns. How do you see it as a pun? <p>A vial is a container (noun).&nbsp; Vile is an adjective meaning repulsive.</p><p>it's also german for a &quot;span of time&quot;</p><p>ex: i will wait here for a vile til you come back...</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">GERMAN??? That's Yiddish, ya nudnik!!!&nbsp; as in &quot;Vait a vile!!!&quot;</font></strong></p><p><img height="209" src="http://jewishstudies.rutgers.edu/images/yiddish/catinhat_sm.gif" width="150" border="0" /></p>

[Krieger]

<p>Its just a typo then. But yea, i'd so wear a &quot;container&quot; of sorts around my neck with a string or even carry around a urn like Paul Bearer! Wow , that just reminds me of when wrestling was still good and i liked it :( , Well anyways If i have to dig up his ashes or even wait in the ocean with a special net of sorts Ill do it. Who wants the Fez ? We want the fez? ( A parody of a Mustard Plug song with the Lyrics , We want the Mustard!) </p>

[PapaBear]

Years ago, my wife at the time and I had a friend of hers stay with us for a month or so. When she left, she accidentally left a vial of her dead brother's ashes on the kitchen windowsill. It creeped me out, but the idea of throwing it away creeped me out even more.

[bobrobot]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Years ago, my wife at the time and I had a friend of hers stay with us for a month or so. When she left, she accidentally left a vial of her dead brother's ashes on the kitchen windowsill. It creeped me out, but the idea of throwing it away creeped me out even more.<p><strong><font color="#000099">Cremains, the OTHER nose candy!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.cremulets.com/spoon.JPG" width="320" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 9-13-06 @ 11:17 PM</span>

[Krieger]

There are so many shows or movies that make fun of ashes in urns. Futurama did it , South Park Did it , Meet the Parents did it , ect ect. Its getting lame unless it really happens. I wanna get some ashes , hold it in my palm . Walk up to the biggest guy in the school , tap the fucker on the shoulder . As he turns i blow a big cloud of body dust into his face. Right before he goes to beat me into dog shit I tell him what it is and watch the fucker go down like a sack of cinderblocks and or bricks.

[ADF]

You don't bury the survivors!&nbsp; Ha!&nbsp; Get it?<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ADF on 9-13-06 @ 11:25 PM</span>

[Krieger]

sadly no I dont.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jeffdwright2001</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br />I dont think so, I don't like puns. How do you see it as a pun? <p>A vial is a container (noun).&nbsp; Vile is an adjective meaning repulsive.</p><p>it's also german for a &quot;span of time&quot;</p><p>ex: i will wait here for a vile til you come back...</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">GERMAN??? That's Yiddish, ya nudnik!!!&nbsp; as in &quot;Vait a vile!!!&quot;</font></strong></p><p><img height="209" src="http://jewishstudies.rutgers.edu/images/yiddish/catinhat_sm.gif" width="150" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://www.topps.com/entertainment/flashback/laughinshow/images/card_23.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Enabler]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin-Krieger</strong> wrote:<br />Crazy jen is the black chick that talks real fast and says fuck in every question , kinda ripped off daves puppet act or something like that when talked to in D.C a while back? <p>If Fez is Cremated I want a vile too , Ill wear it on a sting like a necklace. </p><p>Call me crazy but I think it would work!</p><p>And yes, Crazy Jen is a black chick.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p>