I think I have a crush on a professor [Archive]

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 12:24 PM

... its weird. And no, I wouldn't jeopardize my college career just to get an "A" ((or me to get a "C" as the case may be)). I guess everyone goes through the "Hot for Teacher" phase, right? And yes, I still have my crush on Flash, don't worry.

Gaia

09-14-2006, 12:29 PM

Sure, at least I think it's normal and it gives you a nice little fantasy right?

Jujubees2

09-14-2006, 12:29 PM

Yeah Shelle,I always thought The Professor was hot too! (no  homo)<img height="231" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/1c/200px-Russelljohnson.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 12:38 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: Yeah Shelle,I always thought The Professor was hot too! (no homo)<img width="200" height="231" border="0" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/1c/200px-Russelljohnson.jpg" />  That man did amazing things with coconuts

Jujubees2

09-14-2006, 12:41 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  Jujubees2 wrote: Yeah Shelle,I always thought The Professor was hot too! (no homo)<img height="231" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/1c/200px-Russelljohnson.jpg" width="200" border="0" />  That man did amazing things with coconuts Now I'm hungry and horny....

Furtherman

09-14-2006, 12:46 PM

Write LOVE on one eyelid and YOU on the other, then blink at him in class. <img height="138" src="http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/indianajones/images/indianajones_04.jpg" width="184" border="0" />

Dougie Brootal

09-14-2006, 12:47 PM

ShelleBink wrote: ... its weird. And no, I wouldn't jeopardize my college career just to get an "A" ((or me to get a "C" as the case may be)). I guess everyone goes through the "Hot for Teacher" phase, right? And yes, I still have my crush on Flash, don't worry. the real question is, what does STUGOTS think of this new development?

Don Stugots

09-14-2006, 12:48 PM

we all have crushes.  its only normal. 

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 12:48 PM

Furtherman wrote: Write LOVE on one eyelid and YOU on the other, then blink at him in class. <img width="184" height="138" border="0" src="http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/indianajones/images/indianajones_04.jpg" />  Another total hottie professor... too bad all anthropology professors don't look that way, or I'd have a different major.I'd major in hottie.

Tenbatsuzen

09-14-2006, 12:50 PM

<img width="430" height="350" border="0" src="http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8131/jeffgoldblum02ni3.jpg" /> God Damn Shelle Bink

Earlshog

09-14-2006, 12:51 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  Jujubees2 wrote: Yeah Shelle,I always thought The Professor was hot too! (no homo)<img height="231" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/1c/200px-Russelljohnson.jpg" width="200" border="0" />  That man did amazing things with coconuts but he couldn't fix a six inch hole in a boat...   .... ..... ..... anything... .... .... ... those colonoscpys what a pain in the ass....

Tenbatsuzen

09-14-2006, 12:52 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Furtherman wrote: Write LOVE on one eyelid and YOU on the other, then blink at him in class. <img width="184" height="138" border="0" src="http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/indianajones/images/indianajones_04.jpg" /> Another total hottie professor... too bad all anthropology professors don't look that way, or I'd have a different major.I'd major in hottie.    If it's the professor that I'm thinking of... yes, I'm surprised you're not a lesbian

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 12:59 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: <img width="430" height="350" border="0" src="http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8131/jeffgoldblum02ni3.jpg" /> God Damn Shelle Bink    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLL no no no no no.

Jujubees2

09-14-2006, 01:11 PM

Does he look like this?<img height="273" src="http://www.mvps.org/st-software/Movie_Collection/images/7775f.jpg" width="190" border="0" />

Gvac

09-14-2006, 01:12 PM

ShelleBink wrote: I guess everyone goes through the "Hot for Teacher" phase, right? I think I spent my entire freshman year of High School with a hard on. Why an all-boys Catholic school would hire a hot little Latina to teach Spanish is anyone's guess. I'm glad they did, though. 

This message was edited by Gvac on 9-14-06 @ 5:12 PM

Sheeplovr

09-14-2006, 01:22 PM

I guess everyone goes through the "Hot for Teacher" phase, right?i did worrie

Don Stugots

09-14-2006, 01:23 PM

i once had a crush on a student teacher, Mrs. Pace.  she was really cute and funny.  i wonder what the hell happend to her.  i will google her name and update. i checked, and got nothing.  

This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 9-14-06 @ 5:25 PM

mikeyboy

09-14-2006, 01:28 PM

Don't take this the wrong way, Shelle, but sometimes I'll read the title of a thread and make a guess as to who started it before looking to see who the thread author is.  I was right on this one.

Fezticle98

09-14-2006, 01:32 PM

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 01:32 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Don't take this the wrong way, Shelle, but sometimes I'll read the title of a thread and make a guess as to who started it before looking to see who the thread author is. I was right on this one.  *Shrugs* I'm just bein me.

Furtherman

09-14-2006, 01:36 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Don't take this the wrong way, Shelle, but sometimes I'll read the title of a thread and make a guess as to who started it before looking to see who the thread author is.  I was right on this one. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/52340/page/imagine_trying_to_squeeze_this_out_of_your_cunt" target="_blank">I guessed this one.</a>

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 01:42 PM

Furtherman wrote: mikeyboy wrote: Don't take this the wrong way, Shelle, but sometimes I'll read the title of a thread and make a guess as to who started it before looking to see who the thread author is. I was right on this one. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/52340/page/imagine_trying_to_squeeze_this_out_of_your_cunt">I guessed this one.</a>  Depending on how the biopsy goes, I'll keep you posted on whats in my cunt.

soupcan

09-14-2006, 01:45 PM

he's gota spell on you.                                <img width="200" height="171" border="0" src="http://www.ozak.net/daisy/SnapePoster.jpg" />

Furtherman

09-14-2006, 01:47 PM

ShelleBink wrote:   whats in my cunt. That's the name of the new game show I'm producing!!

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 02:00 PM

Furtherman wrote: ShelleBink wrote: whats in my cunt. That's the name of the new game show I'm producing!!  I'm not hard to find.  Call me.

SatCam

09-14-2006, 02:02 PM

http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/Professor-X.jpg

I hear wheelchair sex is fun

Furtherman

09-14-2006, 02:05 PM

SatCam wrote: <img src="http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/Professor-X.jpg" border="0" /> I hear wheelchair sex is fun <img height="181" src="http://www.nature.com/news/2004/041011/images/reeve.jpg" width="180" border="0" />It's super!

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 02:27 PM

I already had a boyfriend with no leg.  Wheelchair sex isn't that far off.

EliSnow

09-14-2006, 02:32 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Don't take this the wrong way, Shelle, but sometimes I'll read the title of a thread and make a guess as to who started it before looking to see who the thread author is.  I was right on this one. I did the same thing, and guessed right as well.

narc

09-14-2006, 02:36 PM

<img src="http://lee.org/blog/images/professor.jpg" 
Here's hoping you get the threesome with General Disarray.

narc

09-14-2006, 02:42 PM

<img src="http://members.aol.com/WernerVWallenrod/pe/griff.jpg" 
Don't believe the hype, his dick isn't that huge.

ShelleBink

09-14-2006, 02:46 PM

I duno, I don't like big dicks. 

This message was edited by ShelleBink on 9-14-06 @ 6:47 PM

SatCam

09-14-2006, 05:00 PM

ShelleBink wrote: I already had a boyfriend with no leg. Wheelchair sex isn't that far off. 

shelle dates eunuchs

Enabler

09-14-2006, 06:56 PM

ShelleBink wrote: I duno, I don't like big dicks. This message was edited by ShelleBink on 9-14-06 @ 6:47 PM Shelle, will you marry me?////////////Just kiddin...Im friggin hung like a zoo animal ovuh here.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/MadScallywag/carl-witallywah.jpg" border="0" />

Jennitalia

09-14-2006, 08:08 PM

I have a crush on my palpation teacher.  His name is Fraser, and he's Scottish.  He's very sexy and the best part is he gets to touch me in class.  Tonight he felt my medial and lateral condyle, my ASIS, and my ischial tuberosity. Next week we're doing the upper body... i'm in love!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" />

FezPaul

09-14-2006, 08:11 PM

Jennitalia wrote: I have a crush on my palpation teacher.  His name is Fraser, and he's Scottish.  He's very sexy and the best part is he gets to touch me in class.  Tonight he felt my medial and lateral condyle, my ASIS, and my ischial tuberosity. Next week we're doing the upper body... i'm in love!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" /> Hey, hey, hey! We're trying to keep this site safe for work! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" border="0" />

Jennitalia

09-14-2006, 08:34 PM

hey, right now it's just bones...in 6 weeks we get to feel muscles :)

PapaBear

09-14-2006, 08:42 PM

right now it's just bonesOHHH... So it's THAT kind of massage.

ShelleBink

09-15-2006, 04:37 AM

PapaBear wrote:  right now it's just bones OHHH... So it's THAT kind of massage.  You need to be certified to do that?  Damn I've been practicing without a license for years

Don Stugots

09-15-2006, 04:41 AM

ShelleBink wrote:  PapaBear wrote:  right now it's just bones  OHHH... So it's THAT kind of massage.  You need to be certified to do that?  Damn I've been practicing without a license for years so doing it with out a license is wrong?  who knew?

ShelleBink

09-15-2006, 04:47 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ShelleBink wrote: PapaBear wrote: right now it's just bones OHHH... So it's THAT kind of massage. You need to be certified to do that? Damn I've been practicing without a license for years so doing it with out a license is wrong? who knew?  I know!  Maybe a cop will have to stop me.  And he'll have handcuffs... hopefully it'll be that hottie one I saw in South Brunswick once... oh yeah...

walking joint

09-15-2006, 04:56 AM

JerryTaker

09-15-2006, 10:26 AM

Jennitalia wrote: I have a crush on my palpation teacher. His name is Fraser, and he's Scottish. He's very sexy and the best part is he gets to touch me in class. Tonight he felt my medial and lateral condyle, my ASIS, and my ischial tuberosity. Next week we're doing the upper body... i'm in love!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" /> and with that, it's time for me to take a cold shower and sadly lament my unfortunate chromosome pairings

Contra

09-20-2006, 12:24 PM

In Juinor High I had a huge crush on my one of my gym teachers. She was a young, fit, sexy latina.

Jujubees2

09-20-2006, 01:21 PM

Jennitalia wrote: I have a crush on my palpation teacher.  His name is Fraser, and he's Scottish.  He's very sexy and the best part is he gets to touch me in class.  Tonight he felt my medial and lateral condyle, my ASIS, and my ischial tuberosity. Next week we're doing the upper body... i'm in love!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" /> When do you get to the "messaging the organs" lesson?

ShelleBink

09-20-2006, 02:16 PM

I had the class today and I'm just such a f'g dork... its pretty funny I guess.

Jujubees2

09-20-2006, 02:31 PM

Here's an idea Shelle,Email that picture of you showing us your sunburned ass to you professor and let him know where you sit.  Then watch for his reaction during the next class.

CaptClown

09-20-2006, 03:16 PM

Young teacher the subject Of schoolgirl fantasy She wants him so badly Knows what she wants to be Inside her there's longing This girl's an open page Book marking She's so close now This girl is half his age Don't stand to close to me Her friends are so jealous You know how bad girls get Sometimes it's not so easy To be the teacher's pet Temptation, frustration So bad it makes him cry Wet bus stop, whe's waiting His car is warm and dry Don't stand so close to me Loose talk in the classroom To hurt they try and try Strong words in the staffroom The accusations fly It's no use He sees her He starts to shake he starts to cough Just like the old man in That famous book by Nabakov Don't stand so close to me

Hottub

09-20-2006, 03:26 PM

Hottub

09-20-2006, 03:27 PM

A.J.

09-21-2006, 04:27 AM

jeffdwright2001

09-21-2006, 04:42 AM

Jujubees2 wrote: When do you get to the "messaging the organs" lesson?Hi organs - we need to hook updon't forget to visit me on myspace, LOLoops, POS - TTUL

This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 9-21-06 @ 8:43 AM

terry1979

09-21-2006, 04:54 AM

IS SHE RIIIIGHT???!?!?<img src="http://www.tryons.com/samkinison.jpg" border="0" />

ShelleBink

09-21-2006, 12:11 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: Here's an idea Shelle,Email that picture of you showing us your sunburned ass to you professor and let him know where you sit. Then watch for his reaction during the next class.  Sure, who needs an education or a scholarship these days?!