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Gvac

09-16-2006, 04:38 PM

Today I can honestly say I did something I've never done before in my life.  I crashed a wedding.  My friend and bandmate Mike was getting married.  The church was at 2:00 in central Jersey and the reception was at 6:00 down in south Jersey.  I live in northern New Jersey (about 45 mins. to an hour away from each place) and with a million things to do today I decided I had to blow off the church because I didn't have the time to transverse the state.  I arrived at the reception hall at around 5:45 and entered the lounge where the cocktail hour was being held.  I didn't see anyone I recognized but I figured I was a little early and Mike's family and friends were probably all with him and his new wife taking pictures somewhere.  I went and got a plate of food and took a seat.  All the while I was keeping an eye on the door waiting for a friendly face to show up.  After 15 or 20 minutes passed without anyone I recognized coming in I got up and went to the bar for a diet coke and grabbed a little more food.  I sat back down and began eating when the bride walked in.  Everyone was hugging and kissing her, congratulating her and telling her how beautiful she looked.  Only one problem - it wasn't Mike's chick.  I went back out to the entrance and asked the hostess if there was another wedding somewhere in the builiding and she assured me this was the only one.  I then walked outside and rang up my good buddy and band mate Jersey Rich.   "Where are you?" I asked.  "Home" he replied.  "What are you doing?"  "Just hangin' out."Now I knew something was up.  I sheepishly asked "Quick question - when is Mike's wedding?"  "Next week" said Rich, "Why?"When I explained where I was he found it to be just about the funniest thing he'd ever heard.  I'm glad he got such a kick out of it.  All I kept saying to myself is "What the hell is wrong with me?"  I put on a suit and tie and drove an hour only to show up to my buddy's wedding a week early.   One thing I learned, though, is just how easy it is to crash a wedding.  I chatted with a few people and even had a magician come over and do a pretty cool card trick for me.  No one ever raised an eyebrow.  If one of you SOBs brings up Alzheimer's I'll kill you, by the way.

Fallon

09-16-2006, 04:41 PM

Who are you people? Rich, where am I? Where's my hat?

Lumber

09-16-2006, 04:41 PM

LMAO!  I love this guy!!!

suggums

09-16-2006, 04:52 PM

yet another reason why gvac is my board hero

Don Stugots

09-16-2006, 05:30 PM

gvac, i have always thought the same thing.  also, i will be looking for you at my wedding in hoboken. 

Fallon

09-16-2006, 05:34 PM

Greg you need to mark these things down on your calendar... <img width="300" height="420" border="0" src="http://secure2.venus.co.uk/bluemask2/media/2006_a3_bad_boys_main.jpg" />

Jujubees2

09-16-2006, 05:38 PM

Okay GVAC, let's start with these dates:Halloween - October 31stThanksgiving - November 23rdChristmas - December 25thI'll give you more later.

mdr55

09-16-2006, 06:23 PM

Was the bride Hot? And did you kiss her?

Don Stugots

09-16-2006, 06:25 PM

he is Gvac, he banged her in the closet like sonny corleone

Tall_James

09-16-2006, 06:30 PM

Thanks for making my night you lovable retard.

Don Stugots

09-16-2006, 06:32 PM

Tall_James wrote: Thanks for making my night you lovable retard. your welcome.

NortonRules

09-16-2006, 06:37 PM

Is it really 'crashing' if you did it by accident? 

Tall_James

09-16-2006, 06:38 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Tall_James wrote: Thanks for making my night you lovable retard. your welcome.  I was speaking to Gvac.

Judge Smails

09-16-2006, 06:38 PM

Gvac wrote: All the while I was keeping an eye on the door waiting for a friendly face to show up.  After 15 or dickety minutes passed without anyone I recognized coming in I got up and went to the bar for a diet coke and grabbed a little more food.   He had to say dickety because the Keiser stole his word for twenty.<img src="http://web.lemoyne.edu/~warrenjm/Abe.gif" border="0" />

reeshy

09-16-2006, 06:52 PM

Greg .....you know I love you...so what I have to say may hurt.....You are 1 big dick...but I still love you!!!!

FezPaul

09-16-2006, 07:02 PM

Tall_James wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Tall_James wrote: Thanks for making my night you lovable retard. your welcome.  I was speaking to Gvac.When STU sees retard, he assumes it's him.

FezPaul

09-16-2006, 07:10 PM

Gvac wrote:   If one of you SOBs brings up Alzheimer's I'll kill you, by the way.  http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/0618221255.gif <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

09-16-2006, 07:55 PM

Good Grief Charlie Brown!     <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_RtvSxgxFI6IAXXqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12jglrn3t/EXP=1158551634/**http%3a//www.poster.net/peanuts/peanuts-charlie-brown-3700536.jpg" border="0" />just imagine how you'll feel if you're late to the wedding next week..." yeah, but last week i was early "...

Jennitalia

09-16-2006, 09:45 PM

diet coke?  you party animal

okterrificsk

09-16-2006, 10:34 PM

Hope u went back in and reloaded your beverage and got a piece of wedding cake.  now im starving anyone got any wedding cake?Shhh. I heart Todd Hillyard.Shhh

This message was edited by okterrificsk on 9-17-06 @ 2:36 AM

Doctor Z

09-16-2006, 11:22 PM

That is nothing short of fantastic.

Don Stugots

09-17-2006, 04:30 AM

FezPaul wrote: Gvac wrote:   If one of you SOBs brings up Alzheimer's I'll kill you, by the way.  <img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/0618221255.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />you know Gvac it is normal that when someone reaches a certain age for them to become confused easily or forgetful about dates and events.  its ok, we love you anyway.

ChimneyFish

09-17-2006, 05:55 AM

Gvac wrote: If one of you SOBs brings up Alzheimer's I'll kill you, by the way. I'm pretty sure I'm starting to get it at the ripe old age of 30, but I've never missed something by a week.<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/confused.jpg" border="0" />

Bulldogcakes

09-17-2006, 06:21 AM

Gvac wrote:Now I knew something was up. I sheepishly asked "Quick question - when is Mike's wedding?" "Next week" said Rich, "Why?"   Line of the year. I just spit out my coffee all over my screen! So did you give the bride a gift, too?

The Blowhard

09-17-2006, 06:59 AM

And this is a guy who claims he never did drugs. You better go with Earl for that brain scan, buddy.

Gaia

09-17-2006, 07:35 AM

hahaha! Wow! Was the food good at least?

Fallon

09-17-2006, 08:58 AM

Don Stugots

09-17-2006, 09:01 AM

FezPaul wrote: Tall_James wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Tall_James wrote: Thanks for making my night you lovable retard. your welcome.  I was speaking to Gvac.When STU sees retard, he assumes it's him. yes i just assume that any retard remark is aimed at me.  i dont know why.

JesterOfSadness

09-17-2006, 10:27 AM

Fallon wrote: <img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/GWEDDING.jpg" border="0" /> Awesome work as always Fallon!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />

SatCam

09-17-2006, 10:38 AM

You bastards are lucky GVac will completely forget he made this thread

Gvac

09-17-2006, 03:43 PM

I knew you guys would get a good laugh out of this.  I only ask that if you ever see me wandering the streets with no idea where I am you'll give me a lift home.  And SatCam, you honestly made me laugh out loud with that last post. Prick.

A.J.

09-18-2006, 04:29 AM

I'm a wedding skipper.  Can you fill in for me on 7 OCT?

Don Stugots

09-18-2006, 04:38 AM

SatCam wrote: You bastards are lucky GVac will completely forget he made this thread thats what  i am counting on.  as long as he remembers the  cannoli

Jujubees2

09-18-2006, 11:58 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: SatCam wrote: You bastards are lucky GVac will completely forget he made this thread thats what  i am counting on.  as long as he remembers the  cannoliThat's right.  Leave GVAC, take the canoli.

Sleeves

09-18-2006, 12:04 PM

cool to get outside of reality like this...it seems like the wedding crashed youalso, isn't there supposed to be an interlude with a hot chick?i mean you had a magician...but still  :)

Marc with a c

09-18-2006, 12:38 PM

i now read all of sleeves' posts with his voice in my head.

Earlshog

09-18-2006, 12:46 PM

ha ha... what a great story... could have been worse...  think how embarrising it would have been if you had brought a date....

Sleeves

09-18-2006, 01:07 PM

PearlNecklace wrote: i now read all of sleeves' posts with his voice in my head. All of my posts are available for audio download at my site.  Please pm for the correct coordinates. 

This message was edited by Sleeves on 9-18-06 @ 5:08 PM

mikeyboy

09-19-2006, 12:35 PM

Just so he gets it right this time...<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/gvac.jpg" border="0" />

Gvac

09-19-2006, 01:43 PM

Hah!  Thanks, Mikeyboy!Could you make a calendar for me on the home page of this site and put down everything I have to do?

Tenbatsuzen

09-19-2006, 02:12 PM

Gvac wrote: Hah! Thanks, Mikeyboy!Could you make a calendar for me on the home page of this site and put down everything I have to do?    I'm sure Club Soda Kenny can help with that. 1) GREG WAKES UP.2) GREG TAKES A SHOWER.  THE WATER TEMPERATURE SHOULD BE 110 DEGREES.3) APPLY SHAMPOO TO SCALP.

Hottub

09-19-2006, 02:19 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  Gvac wrote: Hah! Thanks, Mikeyboy!Could you make a calendar for me on the home page of this site and put down everything I have to do?    I'm sure Club Soda Kenny can help with that. 1) GREG WAKES UP.2) GREG TAKES A SHOWER.  THE WATER TEMPERATURE SHOULD BE 110 DEGREES.3) APPLY SHAMPOO TO SCALP. 4) Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

Tenbatsuzen

09-20-2006, 08:25 AM

5) DRY YOURSELF.  USE A TERRY CLOTH TOWEL6) APPLY DEODORANT.  UNDER THE ARMS.7) GET DRESSED.  UNDERWEAR AND SOCKS FIRST, THEN PANTS, SHIRT, AND TIE.

ThePointer

09-20-2006, 09:50 AM

All I can say is  A day in the Life

lindak

09-20-2006, 09:58 AM

that was awesome....you should have stayed and got hammered.

Contra

09-20-2006, 12:11 PM

Awsome, totally awsome!

Damn you have me thinking of that movie with the little curly red head girl and Jim Belushi, ahh Curly Sue, thank you IMDb. Funny wedding crashing scene

Don Stugots

09-20-2006, 02:17 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: 5) DRY YOURSELF.  USE A TERRY CLOTH TOWEL6) APPLY DEODORANT.  UNDER THE ARMS.7) GET DRESSED.  UNDERWEAR AND SOCKS FIRST, THEN PANTS, SHIRT, AND TIE.  dont make fun of ona's man servant.

MadMatt

09-20-2006, 02:35 PM

Thank God this was bumped, because it is one of the biggest chuckles I have had in weeks!  I would have been really sad to have missed it.Don't feel bad GVAC, it can happen to anyone.  For example, I went to the wrong doctor's office today - at least you got food and drink.  All I got was a surly nurse.

Krieger

09-20-2006, 09:48 PM

Hey man are you sure that you dont go there every week and forget it , the staff there has just learned to accept it and not fight it but to just serve you and let you leave in embarresment. Its a laugh for the newbies as the staff in the biz call it. Or so I heard.

reeshy

09-21-2006, 01:46 AM

MadMatt wrote: Thank God this was bumped, because it is one of the biggest chuckles I have had in weeks!  I would have been really sad to have missed it.Don't feel bad GVAC, it can happen to anyone.  For example, I went to the wrong doctor's office today - at least you got food and drink.  All I got was a surly nurse....and a pelvic exam!!!

Jujubees2

09-21-2006, 02:38 PM

GVAC,How was the wedding last night?

Tenbatsuzen

09-25-2006, 06:42 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: GVAC,How was the wedding last night?   I think he forgot to come back home.

JerseyRich

09-28-2006, 08:16 AM

The wedding was great! You haven't lived until you've heard a Polish band sing "La Bamba"!

Justice4all

09-29-2006, 11:35 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  Jujubees2 wrote: GVAC,How was the wedding last night?  I think he forgot to come back home.  Alzheimers. He forgot his way back home.

This message was edited by Justice4all on 9-29-06 @ 3:36 PM

Gvac

09-29-2006, 07:53 PM

JerseyRich wrote: The wedding was great! You haven't lived until you've heard a Polish band sing "La Bamba"!  Truer words were never spoken.  I thought we were being punked. It was a great time, though.  I also want everyone to know I'm available to crash almost any type of party on weekends.

BoondockSaint

06-20-2007, 03:21 PM

I heard GVAC showed up at the Hard Rock last Thursday afternoon.