For the first time, I imagined it was someone else

[blakjeezis]

<p>So for like 2 years or so now, there's been the ol' &quot;understanding&quot; between myself and a young lady I have the aquaintance of. We tried dating way back when, but it wasn't a good time for me and things didn't work out. Fortunately, the sex was pretty great, so we continued that one aspect of the relationship. Now, every once in a while, a couple weeks maybe a month go by and one of us makes the phone call, and she puts up for a title shot. Last night was one such occasion.</p><p>So we're rolling around for a while, this was actually round 2, after I ate the turkey sandwich she made me while recovering from the hurting I had just put on her, and I just wasn't feeling it really. So I started imagining I was with this chick from my Shakespeare class who I have a little crush on. I think she may be a dyke, so maybe nothing's gonna happen with her. That's really neither here or there, though. The point is that this is the first time I ever did this,&nbsp; not just with this chick, but in my whole life. I've heard others talk about it, but I always assumed it was just a joke or something. Has anyone else ever actually done this? Is this wrong? Does it make me a bad person? Does it mean that the periodic, torrid, bouts with the real broad should come to an end? I don't know.<br /></p>

[dereckfishboy]

brother, you do whatever you need to do to make it work for you. I'm sure the chick appreciates you being more into, whether she knows why or not.<br />

[Judge Smails]

<p>I started having that same feeling ever since I got one of these:</p><p><img height="164" src="http://www.ereleases.com/pr/2003-weddingvowrings.jpg" width="234" border="0" /></p>

[torker]

You lost me at turkey sandwich.&nbsp; With mayo?

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 9-29-06 @ 3:54 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

i think for a man this is normal.&nbsp; i love tuckas but once in a while i imagine i am banging this hot friend of hers.&nbsp; the sex seems better and its not really cheating.&nbsp;

[TheMojoPin]

<p>i love tuckas</p><p>Rowr.</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br><p>So for like 2 years or so now, there's been the ol' "understanding" between myself and a young lady I have the aquaintance of. We tried dating way back when, but it wasn't a good time for me and things didn't work out. Fortunately, the sex was pretty great, so we continued that one aspect of the relationship. Now, every once in a while, a couple weeks maybe a month go by and one of us makes the phone call, and she puts up for a title shot. Last night was one such occasion.</p><p>So we're rolling around for a while, this was actually round 2, after I ate the turkey sandwich she made me while recovering from the hurting I had just put on her, and I just wasn't feeling it really. So I started imagining I was with this chick from my Shakespeare class who I have a little crush on. I think she may be a dyke, so maybe nothing's gonna happen with her. That's really neither here or there, though. The point is that this is the first time I ever did this, not just with this chick, but in my whole life. I've heard others talk about it, but I always assumed it was just a joke or something. Has anyone else ever actually done this? Is this wrong? Does it make me a bad person? Does it mean that the periodic, torrid, bouts with the real broad should come to an end? I don't know.<br /></p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Is "turkey sandwich" a euphemism for the vag? If it isn't, it should be. And I'm surprised it's taken you this long. I used to do it constantly. I think it's okay as long as it gives you the ability to enjoy sex with that person.

[Earlshog]

<p>as long a the chick in your shakespear class dosen't look like this you are okay...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.shakespeare.org/images/06season/11230jasprey_hamletCROP.138.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Earlshog on 9-29-06 @ 4:02 PM</span>

[mendyweiss]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I started having that same feeling ever since I got one of these:</p><p><img height="164" src="http://www.ereleases.com/pr/2003-weddingvowrings.jpg" width="234" border="0" /></p><p>Touche'</p><p>(X 17 years!!!)</p>

[Gvac]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>So we're rolling around for a while,<span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"> this was actually round 2</span><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>In the same night?&nbsp; <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" /><br /></p><p>Next time she wants another round tell her she's on her own.&nbsp; If she insists you partake, you're free to do whatever it takes to complete the task. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">For the first time, I imagined it was someone else</font></strong> </p><p>don't sweat it bro, she's been doing it like forever...</p><p>oh snap!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>just kidding Rog, tear that shit up, take no prisoners!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[CaptClown]

<p>We all do it at various times. It's a part of growing up</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I started having that same feeling ever since I got one of these:</p><p><img height="164" src="http://www.ereleases.com/pr/2003-weddingvowrings.jpg" width="234" border="0" /></p><p>Does that inscription read?</p><p><img height="80" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/One_Ring_Inscription.png/800px-One_Ring_Inscription.png" width="388" border="0" /></p><p><em>One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them</em></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CaptClown on 9-29-06 @ 7:25 PM</span>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>One time I fantasized that <strong><font size="7"><em>I</em></font></strong> was someone else!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 9-29-06 @ 10:05 PM</span>

[extracheese]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>my problem is that no matter who im with or what im doing&nbsp;to her...i ALWAYS think of Barbara Walters..always have.</p>

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">Been there, done that.&nbsp; After 13 years of marriage you sometimes need something to shake things up a little.&nbsp; Just don't call her by the&nbsp;wrong name.</font>

[Chigworthy]

You gotta get a handle on that protestant guilt before it puts cancer in your face.

[blakjeezis]

<p> </p><span class="postbody"><font size="2">Just don't call her by the wrong name.</font></span><p> </p><p>Once, while I was severely hammered, I actually called her Joe (Some of you may know him as Trojan Rabbit, as horrifying as that may be), a mutual friend, while she was honking the eagle. That was uncomfortable. When she stopped to question what the fuck I just said, my response was, &quot;Don't worry about it. Get back to work.&quot; She did. <br /></p><span class="postbody"><font size="2" /></span>







<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 10-3-06 @ 12:31 PM</span>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br />You lost me at turkey sandwich. With mayo?&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That just needed to be repeated. <br /></p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />i think for a man this is normal. i love tuckas but once in a while i imagine i am banging this hot friend of hers. the sex seems better and its not really cheating. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why dont we just admit to ourselves as men that were just not wired for monogomy? And accept it, and deal with it?<br /> </p><p>Europeans are much more realistic about this shit than we are. <br /></p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gaia]

WoW! I'm backing out of this thread s l o w l y .........

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />WoW! I'm backing out of this thread s l o w l y ......... <p>*beep*beep*beep* </p><p>jk</p>

[RapistWit]

Wait, I thought that everone else in the Whatley Posse thought of Fez too. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" border="0" />

[MadMatt]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />WoW! I'm backing out of this thread s l o w l y ......... <p>*beep*beep*beep* </p><p>jk</p><p>Dude, that is sooooo wrong.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>However, I laughed pretty hard - Sorry Gaia, nothing against you.</p>

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">I sometimes have the opposite problem. I think <strong><u>I'm</u></strong> someone else. Then I try to get my wife to call me by by porn name but when she starts laughing it really kills the moment.</font>

[tele7]

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000188/"><strong>Navin R. Johnson</strong></a>: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me? <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0001613/">Marie</a></strong>: Well I haven't made love to him yet. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000188/">Navin R. Johnson</a></strong>: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him? <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0001613/">Marie</a></strong>: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000188/">Navin R. Johnson</a></strong>: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.