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Judge Smails
10-03-2006, 11:23 AM
<p>Please excuse me while I vent a little.&nbsp; If you don't like long posts - just move along, there's nothing that great here.&nbsp; Anyway, I'm in a horrid mood and I swear to God: every place, store and establishment should be run like the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld.</p><p>I went to my local Panera for lunch today to get me a Portobello and Mozerella sammich.&nbsp;Right away&nbsp;I see that the sammich line is practically out the door.&nbsp; Now, this one long line feeds to three different registers, but&nbsp;from being in this Panera before I know that you can also order sammiches at the bakery counter which has only four people on line.&nbsp;&nbsp;But just to be sure I ask the cashier if it's OK before I get on that line.</p><p>So, most of the people in there are respectable, hard working folk, like me,&nbsp;who just want to get in and out as quickly as possible, so they can have time to eat their lunch before returning to the hell that is their workaday life.&nbsp; Right in front of me is this couple in their mid to late sixties.&nbsp; The old woman obviously doesn't have a care in the world.&nbsp; She's wearing flower print shorts and flip-flops and some ratty t-shirt.&nbsp; They wait till it's their turn to move up to the cashier and only then do they decide to look up at the menu board even though they've been on line for over five minutes.&nbsp; My god! You'd think these people were making a house purchase.&nbsp; It's like they've never seen a menu before.&nbsp; I swear it takes them over five minutes to order two half&nbsp;sandwiches and soup.&nbsp; They must have had a question about everything on the menu.&nbsp; Then, the woman is completely taken aback by the empty soda cups she's handed and can't get her mind around the concept of having to pour her own soda at the fountain at the back of the store.&nbsp; </p><p>As I'm standing there watching this,&nbsp;I realize that I would have been better off standing on the long line (Ha-Ha serves me right, I know).&nbsp; Now the old biddy is searching for the correct change and decides to start making idle chit-chat and laughing with the cashier about how she's never been to Panera before and how everything is so different than what she's used to. I couldn't take it anymore and I just snapped.&nbsp; I say to her &quot;Lady, just pay her and step aside.&nbsp; Some of us have lives left to get back to.&quot;&nbsp; Now, if you knew me, you'd know that this type of behavior is completely out of character for me.&nbsp; So, the&nbsp;old woman and the cashier give me a nasty look and the people on line behind me (who I thought would be on my side) start &quot;Tsk-Tsking&quot; me.</p><p>Now, the thing is:&nbsp; I know I shouldn't have done it.&nbsp; I should have bit my lip.&nbsp; And I know I won't feel comfortable going back to that Panera for&nbsp;a long while.&nbsp; But you know what? - I don't regret it.&nbsp; I'm glad I did it.&nbsp; Does that make me a bad person?</p><p>&quot;I hope I die before I get old.&quot;</p>

johnniewalker
10-03-2006, 11:31 AM
Old people are the greatest generation, but also the slowest.&nbsp; <br />

suggums
10-03-2006, 11:35 AM
<p>this happened at my store:</p><p>judge smails-esque customer when faced with a long line and 2 cashiers:&nbsp; &quot;are you guys interested in selling any books?!?!&quot;</p><p>my boss: &quot;are you interested in being patient?&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>he left the books on a table and stomped off while the line laughed at him.&nbsp; my boss was a chick too</p>

Jennitalia
10-03-2006, 11:48 AM
<p>I hate old people too, especially old people in Brooklyn. I moved to Bay Ridge earlier this year, and one of the differences is that the grocery stores are just soooo tiny compared to Westchester. So one day my guy and I had to go pick up a few things. And we got to one aisle, and there was an elderly woman standing in the way with her nurse aide, who was probably in her 60s. But the aide was in the way; her fat old lady ass blocking the entire aisle So, we tried to get past the aide, and I said &quot;excuse me&quot; twice, but she's in her own world, nobody else matters, and she doesn&rsquo;t move. And that's my thing now, since moving to the city. I'll always say excuse me a couple of times, but by the third time, I'm pushing you out of my way. So I just get disguested and barrel on by, knocking the aide over on her ass. So the old bat started saying about how I need to be careful, blah blah blah. And I just replied that next time she needs to move her fat ass when somebody says excuse me. My guy just stood there, looking partly horrified and partly dying that I did that. </p>

Don Stugots
10-03-2006, 11:53 AM
sounds to me like the good judge had a case of the Stugots.&nbsp; good for you.&nbsp; god damn people.&nbsp; they think the world revolves around them.&nbsp; She had it coming, but 10 fold yet, even.

Jujubees2
10-03-2006, 12:17 PM
<p><strong><em>a Portobello and Mozerella sammich</em></strong></p><p><font size="2">Damn, now I'm starvin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font></p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.veganfamilyfavorites.com/images/sandwiches/portobello-sandwich-large.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p><font size="2">I also hate those people who stand there and watch their order being rung up and then wait to take out their wallet and start searching for money.&nbsp; Jesus, did you think it was free?</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 10-3-06 @ 4:21 PM</span>

keithy_19
10-03-2006, 12:52 PM
Judge, which Panera did you go too?

Furtherman
10-03-2006, 12:59 PM
I hate the people who count out the exact change.&nbsp; I'm not talking about the poor old woman at the deli, I'm talking about the morons who do it where I work.&nbsp; So you have a little change in your pocket at the end of the day.&nbsp; Big deal, move along.

Gvac
10-03-2006, 01:02 PM
<p>If you knew how many old women I've called &quot;old whores&quot; while road raging you wouldn't feel so bad, Smails.&nbsp; </p><p>Fuck 'em. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
10-03-2006, 01:07 PM
<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />I hate the people who count out the exact change.&nbsp; I'm not talking about the poor old woman at the deli, I'm talking about the morons who do it where I work.&nbsp; So you have a little change in your pocket at the end of the day.&nbsp; Big deal, move along. <p>yeah, what are you too good to hold on to the fucking change and put it in a little coffee can when you get home?&nbsp; damn commies.</p>

SinA
10-03-2006, 01:42 PM
<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you don't like long posts - just move along, there's nothing that great here.&nbsp; </p><p>Did you type that first, knowing&nbsp;the post&nbsp;was going to be a long one, or did you go back up and slip in a long-post disclaimer?</p><p>Either way, you are now my current favorite board-buddy (no homo).</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Slow people (of any age) deserve to be scorned.</p>

ADF
10-03-2006, 01:58 PM
I can't stand the old ladies who go to the bottom or top of the escalator and then just stand there and look around to get their bearings.&nbsp; Idiot!&nbsp; The people behind you are trying to get off the escalator, moron.&nbsp; All I'm asking for is a little self-awareness.<br />

Don Stugots
10-03-2006, 02:03 PM
<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />I can't stand the old ladies who go to the bottom or top of the escalator and then just stand there and look around to get their bearings.&nbsp; Idiot!&nbsp; The people behind you are trying to get off the escalator, moron.&nbsp; All I'm asking for is a little self-awareness.<br /><p>the same shit happens on the train.&nbsp; people get on and stop in the doorway as if there is no one behind them.&nbsp; these same assholes should be tossed onto the tracks with the fuckheads that stand there like they are the only ones on the planet when the get off.&nbsp; its ok, you get your bearings and figure out which way the exit is while me and my day justs wait for you.&nbsp; fucking retards.</p>

FUNKMAN
10-03-2006, 02:22 PM
no biggie i just hate how they squeak when you're banging them...

FezPaul
10-03-2006, 02:56 PM
<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />Old people are the greatest generation, but also the slowest.&nbsp; <br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">The&nbsp;&quot;Greatest Generation&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;Means 70s and 80s, 60ish means &quot;Baby-Boomer&quot;, so not only were you right to yell at her, you should have given her a slap as well. </font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Stupid self-absorbed hippies.</font></strong></p>

grlNIN
10-03-2006, 03:15 PM
<p>Old people are annoying, yes, for the most part they are.</p><p>BUT</p><p>That is still someone's Mother/Grandmother and maybe she was chatty with the cashier because she doesn't actually have anyone in her life to talk to.</p><p>It's hard when you've got to be somewhere or are on a deadline. It's even harder to be younger and have absolutely no tolerance for the elderly because they are too unrelatable for words. In the end they're still human beings. </p><p>Try to imagine what it's gonna feel like in 30 to 40 years when someone barks at you for some insignificant thing infront of a bunch of people.</p><p>Not too cool.&nbsp;</p>

SatCam
10-03-2006, 03:21 PM
Old people make the best and worst customers. I love getting the oldies who are greatful for everything and are really nice. I hate getting the oldies who think I'm out to cheat them out of a nickel. The former are more common than the latter

Don Stugots
10-03-2006, 03:23 PM
<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Old people are annoying, yes, for the most part they are.</p><p>BUT</p><p>That is still someone's Mother/Grandmother and maybe she was chatty with the cashier because she doesn't actually have anyone in her life to talk to.&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font size="2">Then let them take care of them.&nbsp; my grammy doesnt bother anyone but us.</font></strong></p><p>It's hard when you've got to be somewhere or are on a deadline. It's even harder to be younger and have absolutely no tolerance for the elderly because they are too unrelatable for words. In the end they're still human beings. <strong><font size="2">NO they are not</font></strong></p><p>Try to imagine what it's gonna feel like in 30 to 40 years when someone barks at you for some insignificant thing infront of a bunch of people. <strong><font size="2">I will punch the young asshole right in his face and make out with his chick.&nbsp; that will learn em.</font></strong></p><p>Not too cool.&nbsp;</p>

Judge Smails
10-03-2006, 03:35 PM
<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Old people are annoying, yes, for the most part they are.</p><p>BUT</p><p>That is still someone's Mother/Grandmother and maybe she was chatty with the cashier because she doesn't actually have anyone in her life to talk to.</p><p>It's hard when you've got to be somewhere or are on a deadline. It's even harder to be younger and have absolutely no tolerance for the elderly because they are too unrelatable for words. In the end they're still human beings. </p><p>Try to imagine what it's gonna feel like in 30 to 40 years when someone barks at you for some insignificant thing infront of a bunch of people.</p><p>Not too cool.&nbsp;</p><p>Don't make a big fucking thing out of it!&nbsp; You trying to make me think what I did here.</p><p><img src="http://www.cinema-scene.com/images/gba/Brando90/suppactor-goodfellas.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(Oh, and to answer keithy's question: it was the Panera on Route 1, I guess it's in North Brunswick.)<br /><br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></p>

lleeder
10-03-2006, 03:46 PM
I always believed that old people are our most important resource, so lets burn them and use the energy to power our homes. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" />

torker
10-03-2006, 03:51 PM
<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Old people are annoying, yes, for the most part they are.</p><p>BUT</p><p>That is still someone's Mother/Grandmother and maybe she was chatty with the cashier because she doesn't actually have anyone in her life to talk to.</p><p>It's hard when you've got to be somewhere or are on a deadline. It's even harder to be younger and have absolutely no tolerance for the elderly because they are too unrelatable for words. In the end they're still human beings. </p><p>Try to imagine what it's gonna feel like in 30 to 40 years when someone barks at you for some insignificant thing infront of a bunch of people.</p><p>Not too cool.&nbsp;</p><p>Don't make a big fucking thing out of it!&nbsp; You trying to make me think what I did here.</p><p><img src="http://www.cinema-scene.com/images/gba/Brando90/suppactor-goodfellas.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(Oh, and to answer keithy's question: it was the Panera on Route 1, I guess it's in North Brunswick.)<br /><br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></p><p>I was expecting:</p><p><em>Into the fuckin' oven you go.</em></p><p>&nbsp; <img height="119" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/jordo89/random/hitler_knock.gif" width="127" border="0" /></p>

grlNIN
10-03-2006, 03:53 PM
Get'cha shinebox.<br />

Krieger
10-03-2006, 04:29 PM
<p>Oh ho how badly i sometimes come to the snapping point with &quot;people&quot; in genral. Im currently a clerk at a Grocery Stores produce department. I stack up displays all day long. First I have to go through everything to see what shit went bad over night then I have to set everything nicely. Then when i move a few feet over to the next display of fruits or vegatables i have to listen to some cunt come up and go digging through my hard work to hear this famous line &quot;oh heh heh , sorry to mess up your display&quot; No these people are NOT sorry , infact i think people get kicks from this. Instead of taking from the top from all the other identical fruits or vegitables they have to dig for a identical one at the bottom. Little kiddies like to grab everything , especially from the bottom since theyre stupid stature only allows theyre grubby little hands to reach that high. I have to listen to kids cry all day where I just imagine scissor kicking the brats and then releasing the rest of my anger upon the ignorant moron parent who doesn't do shit about theyre whining / crying child. I HATE people who&nbsp;knock shit down or drop something that dont say anything about it , dont try to pick it up or just walk&nbsp;away&nbsp;, gee thanks cunts.&nbsp;Then theyres the modern hippies/ health freaks that always ask where the organic shit. Maybe if they actually fucking looked they'd see that its not in one section but is usually next to everything thats not organic versions. Then if we dont have what they want they ask if we can special order it just for them! Fucking order it to your house yourself douche fag we dont care that you like only organic produce, infact i sometime's hope these people that get the organic stuff get sick or die earlier then people that just get the regular produce. Then theyre are the OLD people who arent satisfied with ANYTHING, they always ask if we have anything in the back and if I say no we dont they insist i check again even though there isnt the item that they want in the back. So i'll check only to tell them that no we dont have it that day then they ask when we'll be getting it so I have to say maybe sometime this month then they ask for the manager. I also hate the CHEAP old people that complain about prices, or ask if i can take the not so fresh stuff in the box on my cart and discount wrap it or even some old fuckers like to take shit off the stands and say oh this isn't fresh can i get a discount. Sometimes we allow it but most of the time we say no, One time some old lady that was possibly foreign in the past came in and asked about a sale for a product where i told her that the sale started the next day and she had the balls to ask me if I could make the items on sale especially for her that day , not only is that impossible for me but i wouldnt even if i could. Please people, next time your in the produce section of your local grocery store please think of us clerks and the hard work we put into our displays (i do at least) Because hey , you may be the one that snaps that poor workers and you end up on the sharp&nbsp;end of the razor of our box cutters </p>

FUNKMAN
10-03-2006, 04:37 PM
<p>My Dad lives in an adult community. he's a friendly guy and helps alot of the other folks.&nbsp; When i go visit i normally just have enough time to spend a little time with him before i go to get going. It seems though whenever i pull up there are 3 or 4 neighbors around and each one wants to stop and talk.</p><p>I have alot of patience and understand where they are coming from but it can stress you a bit. I've learned sometimes to just give a quick hello and keep walking and put on that &quot;busy look&quot;...</p><p>You can understand how some of them feel, they want to share things about their life most likely because they feel they don't have much more time to do it. On the other hand they sometimes forget how busy their lives were when they were our age, raising family, taking care of a home, working crazy hours, etc etc...</p>

Hottub
10-03-2006, 04:43 PM
<p>Wow Kevin. You are angry.</p><p>I did the whole produce thing while in High school, so I know what you are saying. I was actually in a produce store. All the foreign old women would come in a fuck up my display. They would dig for the bruised or blemished stuff, and then try and get it for pennies on the dollar!</p><p>Grrr! Now I'm angry!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>PS - Miss my boxcutter!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 10-3-06 @ 8:48 PM</span>

Krieger
10-03-2006, 05:06 PM
Im not even in my homestore right now, Im close to getting onto the road and such since ive finally taken the iniative to get a car and lisence , idk what the fuck i did this summer instead of trying for a lisence. So right now im in a shitty store with people i hate. I cant wait to go back to my other one to be with my friends. Sure the customer types are the same but the fellow employees me the difference.

DowntownRazr
10-03-2006, 05:08 PM
<p>dude, you acted like&nbsp;a douche.</p><p>maybe they didn't know how to fill their cup because they haven't been out in 10 years?&nbsp; because they can't afford it or other reasons you don't know?&nbsp; maybe they acted like they never saw a menu because the last one they saw had 3 items on it and not 600?&nbsp; you acted like an asshole.</p><p>i hate waiting too but not enough to take away an old lady's thrill at her&nbsp;first outing in a decade.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DowntownRazr on 10-3-06 @ 9:11 PM</span>

Don Stugots
10-03-2006, 05:11 PM
if he wants to yell at them he can.&nbsp; its his option.&nbsp; they dont get out enough to know that its the year 2006?&nbsp; that times have changed?&nbsp; boo hoo.&nbsp; stay in the senior center.&nbsp; My friend needed to get his lunch.

FezPaul
10-03-2006, 05:13 PM
<strong>DowntownRazr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>dude, you acted like&nbsp;a douche.</p><p>maybe they didn't know how to fill their cup because they haven't been out in 10 years?&nbsp; because they can't afford it or other reasons you don't know?&nbsp; maybe they acted like they never saw a menu because the last one they saw had 3 items on it and not 600?&nbsp; you acted like an asshole.</p><p>i hate waiting too but not enough to take away an old lady's thrill at her&nbsp;first outing in a decade.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by DowntownRazr on 10-3-06 @ 9:11 PM</span> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I know for a fact that the old bag does this everyday.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Btw. Are you&nbsp;serious or joking?</font></strong></p>

mdr55
10-03-2006, 05:17 PM
<p>All you all should be ashamed of yourselves.</p><p><strong>Respect your elders.</strong> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They're too old to know any better.&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
10-03-2006, 05:18 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DowntownRazr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>dude, you acted like&nbsp;a douche.</p><p>maybe they didn't know how to fill their cup because they haven't been out in 10 years?&nbsp; because they can't afford it or other reasons you don't know?&nbsp; maybe they acted like they never saw a menu because the last one they saw had 3 items on it and not 600?&nbsp; you acted like an asshole.</p><p>i hate waiting too but not enough to take away an old lady's thrill at her&nbsp;first outing in a decade.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by DowntownRazr on 10-3-06 @ 9:11 PM</span> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I know for a fact that the old bag does this everyday.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Btw. Are you&nbsp;serious or joking?</font></strong></p><p>fuckin aright she does it every day.&nbsp; pain in the fucking ass.&nbsp; yesterday i seen her laughing at people that had to go back to work with no lunch because of her dilly dallying.</p>

FezPaul
10-03-2006, 05:22 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><p>All you all should be ashamed of yourselves.</p><p><strong>Respect your elders.</strong> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'm older than Gvac.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">So there aren't many people left for me to respect.</font></strong></p>

Don Stugots
10-03-2006, 05:28 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><p>All you all should be ashamed of yourselves.</p><p><strong>Respect your elders.</strong> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'm older than Gvac.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">So there aren't many people left for me to respect.</font></strong></p><p>older than GVAC?&nbsp; holy shit.&nbsp; so let me ask you, was jesus good at stick ball?</p>

Hottub
10-03-2006, 05:29 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><p>All you all should be ashamed of yourselves.</p><p><strong>Respect your elders.</strong> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'm older than Gvac.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">So there aren't many people left for me to respect.</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p>

samnyc
10-03-2006, 05:37 PM
I enjoy&nbsp;yelling at house moms who try to cut me on check out lines.&nbsp; They think their time is so important and they don't even work ...

mdr55
10-03-2006, 05:40 PM
Got MILFs?<br />

Don Stugots
10-03-2006, 05:41 PM
<strong>samnyc</strong> wrote:<br />I enjoy&nbsp;yelling at house moms who try to cut me on check out lines.&nbsp; They think their time is so important and they don't even work ... <p>i hate those soccer mom cunts.</p>

SinA
10-03-2006, 07:06 PM
Old people, while slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose to society.

Krieger
10-03-2006, 07:14 PM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br />Old people, while slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose to society. <p>List 10! </p><p>Ones you cant use ;&nbsp;Seniors having petty jobs to take up time and make a bit of cash, paying taxes, tell about past events and uhhhh thats all the ones i guess.</p>

narc
10-03-2006, 07:20 PM
Seniors are only good for one thing: granny porn. <br><p>
Except for my parents, they're sweet.

Krieger
10-03-2006, 07:29 PM
<p>I'd hate to be a grandson of a bad old person. My grandma is the perfect one! She doesnt drive, she is so kind but doesnt ask for help because she doesnt wanna be a inconvenience. She never yelled at any grandchildren though i havent heard of many that do. And she's always there financially to help anyone. She doesnt have a mean bone in her body , where alot of old people are grumpy. Im not exagerating like some people do. This lady is a saint!</p>

suggums
10-03-2006, 07:32 PM
wheres reeshy?<br />

reeshy
10-04-2006, 02:08 AM
Bite me, you prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

A.J.
10-04-2006, 03:48 AM
<p>The elderly need to be explained the concept of the Express Lane in a supermarket.&nbsp; When I'm the second person in line and the other lanes are moving faster than me, I really want to do this:</p><p><img height="558" src="http://www.manhunter.net/cast/gfx/lecter_rampage.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by A.J. on 10-4-06 @ 7:52 AM</span>

Justice4all
10-04-2006, 10:20 AM
<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Old people are annoying, yes, for the most part they are.</p><p>BUT</p><p>That is still someone's Mother/Grandmother and maybe she was chatty with the cashier because she doesn't actually have anyone in her life to talk to.</p><p>It's hard when you've got to be somewhere or are on a deadline. It's even harder to be younger and have absolutely no tolerance for the elderly because they are too unrelatable for words. In the end they're still human beings. </p><p>Try to imagine what it's gonna feel like in 30 to 40 years when someone barks at you for some insignificant thing infront of a bunch of people.</p><p>Not too cool.&nbsp;</p><p>Wow.... Kindler-Gentler girlNIN...never though i would have seen the day!</p><p>And Judge...I just keep thinking what Crippler would say &quot;Wow...well now THAT'S aggressive&quot;</p><p>Did the lady need to be told to move...abosultely.</p><p>Like THAT? Well...honestly, if I was in a bad mood and in a rush, I most likely would have acted in th same way. But at least she knows from now on if she wants to socialize she better make sure there is no one behind her!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I personally hate the old people who think it is ok to either A) Drive super slow in ANY lane in traffic. They think they are playing it safe when they cause as many accidents as fast driver.</p><p>B) Drive at 2 mph. while trying to read the street signs and get to a place they never have been to before while a 20 car backup is behind them.</p><p>or my personal pet peeve</p><p>C) Crossing a road at a snails pace to get to the opposite side of traffic, blocking the oncomming cars and taking their sweet ass time to get to the other side fo the road then block ALL of their lanes also. I saw an old woman cut across ALL 4 LANES of the Garden State Parkway to get to her exit coming up. Almost cause 3 seperate accidents. *Sarcasm* Not like there's a sign at least a mile before every fucking exit on that road!!!!!</p><p>Old people need to be tested every other year to make sure they are compitent to drive</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And Suggums?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>my boss: &quot;are you interested in being patient?&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Brilliant!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Justice4all on 10-4-06 @ 2:25 PM</span>

Don Stugots
10-04-2006, 10:24 AM
<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />wheres reeshy?<br /><p>god fucking dammit why didnt i think of this?&nbsp;&nbsp; shit.</p><p>ok. let me try it this way:</p><p>FezPaul, get out of the fucking way!</p>

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-19-2006, 05:52 AM
<p>This morning I go to my local Shop Rite to do my weekly grocery shopping. I like to go early because it's not crowded and I can get out fast. So I'm going through the aisles until I come across these two old ladies standing side by side with their carts chatting. One turns around and looks at me and continues talking. I'm kind of floored so I sigh and just shake my head. She turns around and this time she moves. I walk passed her and she clucks, &quot;You could have said excuse me.&quot; I stop and say, &quot;But you saw me and continued talking!&quot; To this she replies, &quot;Well, I could have been blind!&quot; </p><p>&quot;But you could have been deaf,&quot; I said, &quot;Too bad your not mute too.&quot;</p><p>Am I going to hell?&nbsp;</p>

A.J.
10-19-2006, 05:56 AM
Hell?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; You'll be rewarded with 72 Randolph Mantooths!&nbsp; (Or is that Manteeth?)

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-19-2006, 05:58 AM
Mantoofuses!

Hottub
10-19-2006, 07:00 AM
Give 'em hell, Fuzzy! The obviously had no idea who they were dealing with.

DJEvelEd
10-19-2006, 09:02 AM
What's your hurry? If you're important, people will wait for you.

FUNKMAN
10-19-2006, 09:07 AM
<p>Fuzzy,</p><p>you should have asked her why she wasn't in the wrinkle cream section...&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

DJEvelEd
10-19-2006, 10:41 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Fuzzy,</p><p>you should have asked her why she wasn't in the wrinkle cream section...&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Throw some Depends in her cart.</p>

pete_in_NJ
10-29-2006, 09:32 AM
I'm proud of you Judge, Only if it were me she would have gotten the food tray right across the back of the head <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" /><br />

JimBeam
10-29-2006, 11:37 AM
<p>A few weeks ago I had to stop at a bank that doesnt have a driveup ATM ( and mind you I have no idea whay banks have 3 driveup lanes which can only be used during business hours and make you go inside to use the ATM ). But the ATM is justy off the curb and most people pull up to it, jump out, and gra.b their cash. Surely they dont want you to do that but its done.</p><p>So I'm nowhere near the part of the road where you drive to get to other stores and this old lady driving a car way to big for her starts yelling out the window that I'm in her way and I shouldnt be parked there. Again she's got like 15 feet to make any turn. She could've cut donuts w/out my truck being in the way.</p><p>I'm just ignoring her and trying to get my cash. So she's still yapping while I get in my car to drive away ands like &quot; You cant park there &quot;&nbsp; So now I've had it w/ grandma so I yell out &quot; So write me a ticket !! &quot; Some other lady walking out of the bank gives me a look and goes &quot; thats terrible &quot; I wanted to tell her to go fuck herself and for her to mind her won business but alas I didnt.</p>

Davios
10-29-2006, 12:20 PM
<strong>JimBeam</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A few weeks ago I had to stop at a bank that doesnt have a driveup ATM ( and mind you I have no idea whay banks have 3 driveup lanes which can only be used during business hours and make you go inside to use the ATM ). But the ATM is justy off the curb and most people pull up to it, jump out, and gra.b their cash. Surely they dont want you to do that but its done.</p><p>So I'm nowhere near the part of the road where you drive to get to other stores and this old lady driving a car way to big for her starts yelling out the window that I'm in her way and I shouldnt be parked there. Again she's got like 15 feet to make any turn. She could've cut donuts w/out my truck being in the way.</p><p>I'm just ignoring her and trying to get my cash. So she's still yapping while I get in my car to drive away ands like &quot; You cant park there &quot;&nbsp; So now I've had it w/ grandma so I yell out &quot; So write me a ticket !! &quot; Some other lady walking out of the bank gives me a look and goes &quot; thats terrible &quot; I wanted to tell her to go fuck herself and for her to mind her won business but alas I didnt.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Usually those are handicapped spots, that can be the reason for it. I know because my brother used to work at a bank and would bitch about it all the time because people would literally get into altercations outside while arguing.</p>

torker
10-29-2006, 12:31 PM
<p>Cripple Fight!!!</p><p><img height="93" src="http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/11756000/11756058.jpg" width="160" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 10-29-06 @ 4:35 PM</span>

JimBeam
10-29-2006, 12:44 PM
<p>No where I parked ( it wasnt even parked I had the car running while I jumped out ) wasnt a spot&nbsp;at all.</p><p>Its like when you pull up to the video store drop box. You pull right up to the curb.</p><p>Had this stupid bank had an ATM that you could drive up to there wouldnt have been a problem.</p>

weekapaugjz
12-02-2009, 06:09 PM
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cause yelling at old people rules!