I can't make saran wrap work

[TooLowBrow]

<p><font size="2">How come I can't make it stick to a bowl and seal in freshness? It's like using a plastic paper towel, it just sits there with no gripability at all! I must be doing something wrong, or else I am just retarded.</font></p>

[SatCam]

<strong>toolowbrow</strong> wrote:<br><p><font size="2">How come I can't make it stick to a bowl and seal in freshness? It's like using a plastic paper towel, it just sits there with no gripability at all! I must be doing something wrong, or else I am just retarded.</font></p><p></p>

stop buying store brand

[ShelleBink]

i keep telling mine to get a job too, but it just stays there.<br />

[SatCam]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br>i keep telling mine to get a job too, but it just stays there.<br /><p></p>

Make sure you're using clear saran wrap. Any other color doesn't work

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />i keep telling mine to get a job too, but it just stays there.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>

Make sure you're using clear saran wrap. Any other color doesn't work<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

[TooLowBrow]

<font size="2">I use 'saran' brand 'cling plus' and yes I know that its hard to get the coloreds to work</font>

[reeshy]

Try using a condom next time!!!!

[Fallon]

<p><font size="1">When I was a child, maybe 8 my sister put saran wrap under the toilet seat. So when I took a dump it just floated there and the piss sprayed around. Damn cunt!</font></p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>Did you say Sarin(gas) Wrap?</p><p><img src="http://images.usatoday.com/travel/_photos/2002-09-17-smoke-hood.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Maybe I misunderstood...</p>

[Gaia]

<p>The disclaimer on the back of the box says: &quot;this product will not work for toolowbrow.&quot;</p><p>j/k saran wrap sucks...I have always hated it.</p>

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/tupperware-2.jpg<br />

[Fezticle98]

Look into <em><strong>Glad Press N' Seal</strong></em>. It's almost idiot-proof! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Saran wrap always works for me. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If I have a really big rubber band handy. &nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

BTW- Why exactly is it supposed to be sexy if a woman greets you at the door wearing nothing but saran wrap? I dont get it at all. Looks to me like they're trying to lose weight. <br />

[TheQuestion]

<p><img border="0" src="http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/TheQuestion202/sorrywrap_small.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

I have trouble with it too.&nbsp; I cut my hand on the fuckin box

[narc]

<p>1. Wrap it tightly around your chest just under your armpits.</p><p>2. Lay down as flat as possible. </p><p>3. Make sure the dump is solid and not liquidy. &nbsp;</p>

[dotsncoms]

<p>&nbsp;I have never bought saran wrap just buy ziploc disposable containers</p>