THE ESD Crew [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Rockvillejoe

10-16-2006, 12:48 PM

as the esteemed G.M. once remarked, "any crew willing to accept me as a member, ain't worth joining". despite this, it would be an honor and a privilege to be associated with someone who has had his balls licked by a massive tongued canine, and then gone on a national radio show to tell everyone. the courage, the conviction, the perversion...-count me in.........on being a crew member, that is. two asides if i may: we won't have to wear red haired wigs and piss our pants in bed, will we?

Sheeplovr

10-16-2006, 12:50 PM

Other people who can't spell.don't rope me in on this hog ride

MadMatt

10-16-2006, 12:51 PM

Yeah, I'm in.  Love the ESD (platonically)!FezPaul:  I think your new nickname should be "The Spelling Nazi."  I was also considering "The Grammar Nazi," so whatever you prefer.

Kevin

10-16-2006, 12:56 PM

Do you have to be a dog fucker to join? and do you need peanut butter to join also? If so count me out.

burrben

10-16-2006, 12:57 PM

i'm in, he has some good stories

Hottub

10-16-2006, 12:59 PM

As long as I don't have to give up my membership in the "East Side Dave Fan Club".

MilkmanDann

10-16-2006, 01:16 PM

Don Stugots

10-16-2006, 01:27 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  Other people who can't spell. don't rope me in on this hog ride    why drag me into this?  i would like to join but you dont have to hurl insults.

MadMatt

10-16-2006, 01:28 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Burblefrump wrote: <img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8426/newshirt002wm2.jpg" border="0" /><hr color="cococo" align="left">

This message was edited by MadMatt on 10-16-06 @ 5:30 PM

KennethC

10-16-2006, 01:35 PM

How can you not love a guy who finds it impossible to read "Where the Red Fern Grows" without stroking his "friendy?"

mikeyboy

10-16-2006, 01:52 PM

First picture of the Crew:<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/dumbasses1.jpg" border="0" />That's me on the left, Stugots in the middle and Hottub on the right.

Don Stugots

10-16-2006, 01:55 PM

mikeyboy wrote: First picture of the Crew:<img border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/dumbasses1.jpg" />That's me on the left, Stugots in the middle and Hottub on the right.   nice bling i am sportin.  thanks mikey.

MilkmanDann

10-16-2006, 02:11 PM

Amazing resemblance to the Icy Hot Stuntaz !

mikeyboy

10-16-2006, 02:15 PM

MilkmanDann wrote: Amazing resemblance to the Icy Hot Stuntaz ! Well, you know how we roll.

FUNKMAN

10-16-2006, 02:41 PM

okay i'm in too...i got my <img height="250" src="http://www.theflyingpig.com/tfp/images/prod/826741_n1.jpg" width="192" border="0" />if anyone wants to share?

dirks

10-16-2006, 05:05 PM

I'm down with east side, I used to think you were a jackass, but now I think you're a funny jackass. <a href="http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3724715">http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3724715</a> I'm new, don't knowhow to post my pic here yet

This message was edited by dirks on 10-16-06 @ 9:08 PM

Marc with a c

10-16-2006, 05:08 PM

sometimes i wish i was a huskie.

FezPaul

10-16-2006, 05:09 PM

May I suggest my latest sig pic as a membership badge for all of you crew members?http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/sig%20pics/RF3.jpg

Bossanova

10-16-2006, 05:09 PM

Hell yes I'm in.  Funnier third mic of the two shows lately.

dirks

10-16-2006, 05:11 PM

wont post again til i get it igured out

This message was edited by dirks on 10-16-06 @ 9:15 PM

Don Stugots

10-16-2006, 05:15 PM

FezPaul wrote: May I suggest my latest sig pic as a membership badge for all of you crew members?<img border="0" src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/sig%20pics/RF3.jpg" />    i worked it into the rotation thanks honey.

frago

10-16-2006, 05:20 PM

<img border="0" src="http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/1874/suckblowpk9.jpg" />Dave sucks at life.

SteveMKIIDub

10-16-2006, 05:31 PM

ESD is radio GOLD. That cackle is priceless!

TheQuestion

10-16-2006, 05:32 PM

East Side Dave is starting to wear out his welcome.It's only a matter of time before Ron and Fez chew him up and spit him out.

nevnut

10-16-2006, 05:43 PM

If my puppy Ralph can be a crew member<img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e127/nevnut/ralph001.jpg" border="0" />than count me in.

armedguard06

10-16-2006, 06:10 PM

I'm in, ESD is the show! Even if he takes a beating with COW BELLS!!

Kevin

10-16-2006, 06:20 PM

armedguard06 wrote: I'm in, ESD is the show! Even if he takes a beating with <strike>COW BELLS</strike>!! DOG BALLS!!Fixed it!

KitN1MCC

10-16-2006, 06:21 PM

i am in

FreshJ

10-16-2006, 07:08 PM

I'm IN.  ESD helps the show move along.

Rockvillejoe

10-16-2006, 07:12 PM

all of these positive remarks, how many are from ESD himself using a non de plum? come on, we all know he ain't above that type of behavior..anybody that would resort to puppy love in the most real sense is capable of hyping his own stock......

FezPaul

10-16-2006, 07:20 PM

Rockvillejoe wrote: all of these positive remarks, how many are from ESD himself using a non de plum? come on, we all know he ain't above that type of behavior..anybody that would resort to puppy love in the most real sense is capable of hyping his own stock...... He's too busy with his Admin. duties at FBA to do that. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

10-16-2006, 07:24 PM

okay i'm ready to join now<img height="175" src="http://a1061.g.akamai.net/7/1061/5412/home/www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/167963.jpg" width="175" border="0" /><img height="360" src="http://www.alibaba.com/photo/50075788/Microwave_Oven.jpg" width="360" border="0" />

romey79

10-17-2006, 02:14 AM

I'm in...I have no funny comments to add.

pujolist

10-17-2006, 05:45 AM

ESD grows on you like Dave and his bitch.  Hell, I'm in.

hereintheUK

10-17-2006, 05:47 AM

realism1976

10-17-2006, 06:03 AM

Well i guess Dave makes me laugh i will join, this outstanding club

realism1976

10-17-2006, 06:04 AM

Well i guess Dave makes me laugh i will join, this outstanding club

OGC

10-17-2006, 06:18 AM

I'd be happy to join. Keep up the good work Dave.  What kind of initiation ritual can I look forward to ?

Death Metal Moe

10-17-2006, 06:21 AM

I really like Dave's part on the show, but right now I'd much rather keep this feud going.  It's funny, and he may drop into his "Sharecropper" impression at any moment when talking about Wackbag.

mikedigs

10-17-2006, 04:49 PM

I would like to become a member.  I heard ESD members get licked by beautiful bitches.

spot

10-17-2006, 06:04 PM

I couldn't be more in..

Death Metal Moe

10-17-2006, 06:10 PM

I will ONLY officially join the ESD Crew after he:1.  Publicly apologizes to Turtle.2.  Reads the apology as it was written off Wackbag.3. Gives me 5 dollars.

d-rock

10-17-2006, 07:07 PM

i'm in too, and as a bonus, i have enough dogs and peanut butter for everybody!!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

UnknownPD

10-17-2006, 07:23 PM

practicing for the big event<img height="233" src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/Puppy_peanut.jpg" width="500" border="0" />

SinA

10-19-2006, 07:03 AM

foodcourtdruide

10-19-2006, 07:39 AM

I'm in!ESD is just to sweeeeeet.

deliciousbabies

10-19-2006, 07:53 AM

I'm, in that kid is a genius... I can't imagine looking like that and still leaving the house... let alone being an outgoing funnyman.

OralForTheChef

10-19-2006, 08:11 AM

I can make a nice spaghetti dinner.  Can I be in the Westside Crew?

Fezticle98

10-19-2006, 09:12 AM

Now that he has turned his back on ronfez.net I might have to resign my membership. Well, it was a fun couple of days.

Dawglife

10-19-2006, 09:15 AM

I don't want to join but I'm down with ESD.

Drunky McBetidont

10-20-2006, 01:54 PM

i'll join if we get:1. dave-free thursdays2. dave appologizes to all the collies in the world3. he gives me five bucks

Drunky McBetidont

10-20-2006, 01:57 PM

oops, forgot:4. he registers with spca as a predator that'll do it

empulse

10-20-2006, 02:48 PM

So when is the Big ESD Circle Jerk?  You bastards make me sick. Schtick or No-Schtick he has shit a giant steamer in RonFez.Net's mouth and you guys sit here and gulp it down.  I was almost ready to put away the ESD voodoo doll, and stop praying that when Earl finally goes nuts that he takes out Dave...but no more.  G.E.D. (Giant Ego Dave) is a monster that needs stopped.  I will realize my dream of a gun that can fire over a hundred cowbells a second, and deliver it to Ron by X-mas.

spoon

10-20-2006, 02:50 PM

As long as he never asks me to fly on the "yankee plane".

spoon

10-20-2006, 02:51 PM

And he gets his ass back on this board the turncoat mofo!

Carter

10-20-2006, 05:47 PM

count me out

meanmrbill

10-20-2006, 05:56 PM

I'm in!! www.myspace.com/bilper

LimeJohnny

10-20-2006, 05:58 PM

I'm in.   ESD rules.

Kevin

10-20-2006, 06:00 PM

Fuck that turncoat dog fucker he is with fba now.

led37zep

10-20-2006, 06:01 PM

ESD + FBA= F A GI'm smart n' stuff.

FezPaul

10-20-2006, 06:03 PM

DIC holder #108 checkin' in buddays. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />

TonyBagels

10-20-2006, 06:30 PM

Burblefrump wrote: <img border="0" src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8426/newshirt002wm2.jpg" /> nice shirt. where'd you get such a snazzy photo from? 

“The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get
along with those who do not possess it.” - Voltaire 

“Remember kids: never underestimate the public’s ability to take
a T-shirt seriously” – Matthew Good

Rockvillejoe

10-21-2006, 12:33 AM

empulse wrote: So when is the Big ESD Circle Jerk?  You bastards make me sick. Schtick or No-Schtick he has shit a giant steamer in RonFez.Net's mouth and you guys sit here and gulp it down.  I was almost ready to put away the ESD voodoo doll, and stop praying that when Earl finally goes nuts that he takes out Dave...but no more.  G.E.D. (Giant Ego Dave) is a monster that needs stopped.   don't sweat it. he is his own worst enemy. the first time i heard him it was obvious that he is nothing but an opportunistic, back stabbing, megaselfindulgent loser who will eventually find himself selling dirty water hot dogs in newark. that is if earl doesn't give him the five of clubs, or he doesn't self destruct by hoisting himself on his own miniature petard (his micro dick). he is a buffoon, an embarassment, and a pig for air time. he takes away the necessary time for fez's comedy genius to be fully realized. dave will do or say anything for a rise out of ron, regardless of who he damages, including himself. after recently listening to some older shows via the file library, i realize now, since dave has been on the show, that the show has gotten a lot dumber and tedious. not as clever, not as as sharp. if ron is using dave for killing air time, then i suggest they go to two hours of sharp, clever talk, and jettison this self destructive miscreant before i jettison my my-fi. and that's, the end of my rant, bum bum

romey79

10-21-2006, 02:11 AM

don't sweat it. he is his own worst enemy. the first time i heard him it was obvious that he is nothing but an opportunistic, back stabbing, megaselfindulgent loser who will eventually find himself selling dirty water hot dogs in newark. that is if earl doesn't give him the five of clubs, or he doesn't self destruct by hoisting himself on his own miniature petard (his micro dick). he is a buffoon, an embarassment, and a pig for air time. he takes away the necessary time for fez's comedy genius to be fully realized. dave will do or say anything for a rise out of ron, regardless of who he damages, including himself. after recently listening to some older shows via the file library, i realize now, since dave has been on the show, that the show has gotten a lot dumber and tedious. not as clever, not as as sharp. if ron is using dave for killing air time, then i suggest they go to two hours of sharp, clever talk, and jettison this self destructive miscreant before i jettison my my-fi. and that's, the end of my rant, bum bumAs dumb as Dave is, even Ron has said he needs him around.  You had a decent argument until you threatened to "jettison" your my-fi, I don't think they really care if you (or I) listen or not...

Cigar Sid

10-21-2006, 03:14 AM

DIC Card holder K9 checkin in. 

This message was edited by RonNFez4life on 10-22-06 @ 8:34 PM

Rockvillejoe

10-21-2006, 07:06 AM

romey79 wrote:  don't sweat it. he is his own worst enemy. the first time i heard him it was obvious that he is nothing but an opportunistic, back stabbing, megaselfindulgent loser who will eventually find himself selling dirty water hot dogs in newark. that is if earl doesn't give him the five of clubs, or he doesn't self destruct by hoisting himself on his own miniature petard (his micro dick). he is a buffoon, an embarassment, and a pig for air time. he takes away the necessary time for fez's comedy genius to be fully realized. dave will do or say anything for a rise out of ron, regardless of who he damages, including himself. after recently listening to some older shows via the file library, i realize now, since dave has been on the show, that the show has gotten a lot dumber and tedious. not as clever, not as as sharp. if ron is using dave for killing air time, then i suggest they go to two hours of sharp, clever talk, and jettison this self destructive miscreant before i jettison my my-fi. and that's, the end of my rant, bum bumAs dumb as Dave is, even Ron has said he needs him around.  You had a decent argument until you threatened to "jettison" your my-fi, I don't think they really care if you (or I) listen or not...okay, i got alittle carried away. after all, it was 4:30 in the morning when i went on that rant. so if truth be known, that little jettison remark was actually just a flair for the dramatic. and ron has in the past has said tune out if you don't like it, but i say, fuck you and him regarding tuning out. i pay my 12 dollars a month, so he is working for me, goddamnit. i'm the boss, see, and since i'm the boss i get to call the shots, see. so ron, you better fuckin care about it, or i'll, uh, i'll do something...don't know what, maybe play the show on a lower volume or something. maybe that will show you and all of your sycophants. by the way, when esd goes on that ridiculous rant that he won by drinking 61 shots of beer, listen to bronx johnny, et al laughing. it sounds like a roomfull of retards laughing. just goofy.

MilkmanDann

10-21-2006, 10:59 AM

TonyBagels wrote: Burblefrump wrote: <img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8426/newshirt002wm2.jpg" border="0" />  nice shirt. where'd you get such a snazzy photo from?  Some Dego with an Ethiopia book. Chester Still selling them btw?Dave with his full blown ego right now is bugging me bigtime.

johnniewalker

10-21-2006, 11:08 AM

FezPaul wrote: DIC holder #108 checkin' in buddays. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" /> Did you get your DIC t-shirt yet?  They have quick turnaround over there.

mikeyboy

10-21-2006, 11:19 AM

The masses be damned.  I have to admit that I still like the pasty bastard.

FezPaul

10-21-2006, 11:27 AM

johnniewalker wrote: FezPaul wrote: DIC holder #108 checkin' in buddays. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />  Did you get your DIC t-shirt yet?  They have quick turnaround over there.  I have a Roberto shirt...http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/IMG_0008.jpg...and that's DIC-y enough.

Don Stugots

10-21-2006, 02:14 PM

mikeyboy wrote: The masses be damned. I have to admit that I still like the pasty bastard.   same here.  i am a bit sad about what he said about this board but to each his own.

led37zep

10-21-2006, 02:20 PM

Why are you guys letting the red headed stepchild shit on your board?  I'm thinking we need to pull a wackbag like stunt and start to fuck with Dave.

KitN1MCC

10-22-2006, 03:59 PM

DIC card 881 Face Face

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 04:07 PM

i have been thinking about this all weekend.  i dont like how he shitted on this board and i am kind of mad about it.  if i think about it enough i will get really pissed about it and be all for getting even.  but for now how about an anti dave card?  ANTI_DIC CARD?

mikeyboy

10-22-2006, 04:11 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: i have been thinking about this all weekend.  i dont like how he shitted on this board and i am kind of mad about it.  if i think about it enough i will get really pissed about it and be all for getting even.  but for now how about an anti dave card?  ANTI_DIC CARD?  VAGINA CARD?

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 04:14 PM

mikeyboy wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i have been thinking about this all weekend. i dont like how he shitted on this board and i am kind of mad about it. if i think about it enough i will get really pissed about it and be all for getting even. but for now how about an anti dave card? ANTI_DIC CARD? VAGINA CARD?   hmmm, not bad.  how about NON-DIC?  now youse all know i am/was a big supporter of Dave's but i just disargee with how he turned his back on the board and his comments about it.

FUNKMAN

10-22-2006, 04:18 PM

okay i'm in... but if at the next DIC Meeting they start serving tongue then i'm out of there... lickety split

mikeyboy

10-22-2006, 04:35 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  mikeyboy wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i have been thinking about this all weekend. i dont like how he shitted on this board and i am kind of mad about it. if i think about it enough i will get really pissed about it and be all for getting even. but for now how about an anti dave card? ANTI_DIC CARD? VAGINA CARD?   hmmm, not bad.  how about NON-DIC?  now youse all know i am/was a big supporter of Dave's but i just disargee with how he turned his back on the board and his comments about it.  Victors Against Ginger Idiots Needing Attention?  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /> So am I the only one on this board who is kind of enjoying Dave's pro-wrestling heel turn?

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 04:40 PM

does he really need to be hated by as many people as possible?  more so, when you think we were they ones fighitng it out for him here.  plus, he named you in turning on this very board next.

Death Metal Moe

10-22-2006, 04:42 PM

I'm already a traitor it seems.

mikeyboy

10-22-2006, 04:44 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: plus, he named you in turning on this very board next.  That was just crazy talk. There's no way I'm turning on this place, at least not without 401K matching and a company car.

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 04:52 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: I'm already a traitor it seems.    how so?  did you turn your back on us and speak ill of the people that stuck up for you?   well?   did you?

spot

10-22-2006, 04:57 PM

I'm enjoying the heel-turn as well. It's all in fun, and a lot of boards are getting mentions..keep it up Dave.

Death Metal Moe

10-22-2006, 04:58 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: I'm already a traitor it seems. how so?  did you turn your back on us and speak ill of the people that stuck up for you?   well?   did you?   I meant according to East Side Dave.  Since I'm part of the "Get a MyFi to West Side" campaign, I'm a traitor in his eyes.I just want to keep the bit going, it's fucking fantastic!

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 05:03 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: I'm already a traitor it seems. how so? did you turn your back on us and speak ill of the people that stuck up for you? well? did you? I meant according to East Side Dave. Since I'm part of the "Get a MyFi to West Side" campaign, I'm a traitor in his eyes.I just want to keep the bit going, it's fucking fantastic!   well, you are doing what you think is right.  so, go for it.

Death Metal Moe

10-22-2006, 05:05 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: well, you are doing what you think is right.  so, go for it.   OH don't worry, I will.  No one stops me from doing what I want to.  This is going to be funny.

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 05:06 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: well, you are doing what you think is right. so, go for it. OH don't worry, I will. No one stops me from doing what I want to. This is going to be funny.   need help, just PM me.  ok?

DJEvelEd

10-22-2006, 06:59 PM

I'm hazing myself with peanut butter covered pinecones right now. He's a fuckin mess! I'm in.Any guy who would put the cum of a dog in his mouth is AOK with me sister!

led37zep

10-22-2006, 09:59 PM

I really like the Anti ESD card.  Anybody working on a design?

smallbelly

10-22-2006, 10:30 PM

    ESD Rules I'm In

KC2OSO

10-22-2006, 10:35 PM

mikeyboy and moe y a wrote: The masses be damned. I have to admit that I still like the pasty bastard. He's a stylish fellow - not so swift on the air but ...CHIPPLES! 

This message was edited by KC2OSO on 10-23-06 @ 2:38 AM

fezstherapist

11-01-2006, 05:35 AM

bump cause i love dave's bodycount me in

Earlshog

11-01-2006, 05:46 AM

DIC holder 52 checking in...He won the title belt due to RonFez.nets help and as the crowed roared  RonFez.net turned around for a second and ESD smashed them in the back of the head with a chair... how do you not love it?!?!?!

babybagadonuts

11-01-2006, 12:17 PM

happy bday esd

Kevin

11-01-2006, 12:41 PM

babybagadonuts wrote: happy bday esd Dude you openend 2 threads to wish him a Happy Birthday, there are 3 together. I think he will get to read at least one of them.

This message was edited by Kevin on 11-1-06 @ 4:44 PM

babybagadonuts

11-01-2006, 01:12 PM

i know, my laptop fucked up and i hit post twice.  i'm a douche.  i really didn't ever want to be the "post something twice" guy

Kevin

11-01-2006, 01:14 PM

babybagadonuts wrote: i know, my laptop fucked up and i hit post twice.  i'm a douche.  i really didn't ever want to be the "post something twice" guy Happends.

babybagadonuts

11-01-2006, 01:16 PM

that's funny you called me out on that.  for about a minute i thought no one would notice.  then i realized that couldn't happen, not with this group

Kevin

11-01-2006, 01:21 PM

babybagadonuts wrote: that's funny you called me out on that.  for about a minute i thought no one would notice.  then i realized that couldn't happen, not with this group I called you out for finding this thread and wishing him a happy bday in it, when there were 3 different ESD Bday threads.

FezPaul

11-01-2006, 02:30 PM

Kevin wrote: babybagadonuts wrote: happy bday esd Dude you openend 2 threads to wish him a Happy Birthday, there are 3 together. I think he will get to read at least one of them.This message was edited by Kevin on 11-1-06 @ 4:44 PM He will check a happy birthday thread and it will be one that  was locked.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />

thatsterrific

11-01-2006, 11:01 PM

I wanna join damnit!

CofyCrakCocaine

11-02-2006, 05:18 AM

Ah... my first radio message board membership.  What are the expectations of the fellows who join the ESD crew?Do they have to suck at life? Or do they get to bang dogs and still have the blessing of a drunkard's dream, as the esteemed Mayor of Benningtonville refers to her? Which in my opinion, is not such a bad thing to be able to get away with that. Though interspecies sex repulses moi. (The government ain't got shit on me!)  I like Dave. I don't like Wackbag, though I like the pests personally (how does that work?) so I am conflicted. Perhaps somebody could try to convert me. Or don't. :D I'll decide later regardless. Coffee-Crack-Cocaine