Who would you give it all up for? [Archive]

Gaia

10-16-2006, 10:02 AM

So let's hear it. I'll set the scene:You and your significant other are sitting on the couch watching T.V. , suddenly theres a knock on the door. Why who could it be? You open the door to find the celebrity of your dreams standing there. To your disbelief this celebrity tells you: "I want you, let's go, take whats important, leave the rest behind and come with me."So would you do it? I mean this one person who you just think is the most attractive human being...they make you weak in the knees.....god... he/she is so sexy. Of course you dont really "know" this person, but thats what a fantasy is all about. I think people on the board that know me would get the answer right away. Maynard James Keenan from Tool.In 8.5 seconds the cats would be in a carrier, my art supplies would be packed, and my man would never hear from me again.

dereckfishboy

10-16-2006, 10:04 AM

Gaia wrote: So let's hear it. I'll set the scene:You and your significant other are sitting on the couch watching T.V. , suddenly theres a knock on the door. Why who could it be? You open the door to find the celebrity of your dreams standing there. To your disbelief this celebrity tells you: "I want you, let's go, take whats important, leave the rest behind and come with me."So would you do it? I mean this one person who you just think is the most attractive human being...they make you weak in the knees.....god... he/she is so sexy. Of course you dont really "know" this person, but thats what a fantasy is all about. I think people on the board that know me would get the answer right away. Maynard James Keenan from Tool.In 8.5 seconds the cats would be in a carrier, my art supplies would be packed, and my man would never hear from me again. A really good burger. Brought to me by Bruce Campbell. 

This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 10-16-06 @ 2:07 PM

Gaia

10-16-2006, 10:07 AM

You motherfucker. I should have put this in the "That's life forum". Sure you wouldnt give it all up for some cheese?

dereckfishboy

10-16-2006, 10:08 AM

Always with the Wisconsin cracks >:(

kindred

10-16-2006, 10:12 AM

Harry Connick, Jr.I wouldn't even close the door behind me...

dereckfishboy

10-16-2006, 10:12 AM

Okay, no bullshit this time. http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/otep132b2go.jpgOtep Shamaya. I've met her before, and I fell in love with her immediately.

Fezticle98

10-16-2006, 10:13 AM

Who would I give up my right hand for? I don't think I could do that.

terry1979

10-16-2006, 10:16 AM

sounds cheesey, but no one.  THat is why I asked her to marry me.

FezPaul

10-16-2006, 10:39 AM

Discussion Topic: Who would you give it all up for?For whom would you give it all up?

BeerBandit

10-16-2006, 10:42 AM

I'm not gay but...<img width="150" height="146" border="0" src="http://davidwright.mlblogs.com/david_wright_promo.jpg" alt="My Man Crush" title="My Man Crush" /> If they win the World Series, I'd "take one" for the team.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" />

Gaia

10-16-2006, 10:49 AM

FezPaul wrote: Discussion Topic: Who would you give it all up for?For whom would you give it all up?Yeah, whatever on that. Answer the question.

El Mudo

10-16-2006, 10:50 AM

Nobody's worth turning my back on the people I love...Even if Scarlett Johansson showed up at the door Some things are just more important

Tall_James

10-16-2006, 10:52 AM

No one.  I'm not going to emotionally scar my kids for the chance to have a failed relationship with some total stranger.

FezPaul

10-16-2006, 10:53 AM

Gaia wrote: FezPaul wrote: Discussion Topic: Who would you give it all up for?For whom would you give it all up?Yeah, whatever on that. Answer the question. I agree with Terry1979.

Yerdaddy

10-16-2006, 11:02 AM

What the fuck to I have to give up? I was ordering pizzas and trying to give it up for the delivery boy for two years before I left. He kept telling me, "let me just deliver these last two pizzas and I'll be back for you." He never came back. Bastard. Hell, I'd have given it up for Mojo if he really existed.

Jennitalia

10-16-2006, 11:02 AM

Kiefer!

narc

10-16-2006, 11:08 AM

<img width="200" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.detroitlions.com/photos/Berman_Chris1.jpg" />"You're with me, leather." And I would be.

Yerdaddy

10-16-2006, 11:13 AM

Ah to hell with it! I'd give it up for you Gaia. So how you doin?

narc

10-16-2006, 11:21 AM

I dunno. Natalie Portman? I guess? I'm not a big celebrity guy.

Gaia

10-16-2006, 11:21 AM

Ok......FANTASY PEOPLE. Fantasy; As in not real; as in ....just in your mind...theres no emotional scarring when its in your head. Way to ruin it for me.

narc

10-16-2006, 11:25 AM

Gaia wrote: Ok......FANTASY PEOPLE. Fantasy; As in not real; as in ....just in your mind...theres no emotional scarring when its in your head. Way to ruin it for me.   That's the thing though. It's difficult for me to be into a fantasy unless it is or was a possibility at some time in the past with very real potential for emotional scarring. It's like taking the bitter with the sweet. I know I'm weird though.

Yerdaddy

10-16-2006, 11:34 AM

<img height="240" src="http://www.madcowprod.com/fi04.jpg" width="320" border="0" />What! Aw you guys wetawded ow somefing?!!I choose Chawo. Because hew pussy always smewed like pineappows.

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 10-16-06 @ 3:36 PM

Fallon

10-16-2006, 11:54 AM

El Mudo wrote: Nobody's worth turning my back on the people I love...Even if Scarlett Johansson showed up at the door Some things are just more important   You sure?<img width="228" height="250" border="0" src="http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/09/01/PH2005090101477.jpg" />

newport king

10-16-2006, 12:41 PM

theres too many to count, but enjoy the pics.JS<img height="771" src="http://www.horndog.com/Celebrities/images/jessica-simpson/Jessica-Simpson-Daisy-Duke-med.jpg" width="393" border="0" />Rachel McAdams<img height="768" src="http://wallpapers.skins.be/rachel-mcadams/rachel-mcadams-1024x768-21347.jpg" width="1024" border="0" />Salma Hayek<img height="694" src="http://abes-celebrities.com/salma_hayek_1.jpg" width="398" border="0" />Rose<img height="437" src="http://abes-celebrities.com/rose_mcgowan_2.jpg" width="541" border="0" />

This message was edited by Hottub on 10-18-06 @ 8:17 PM

Gaia

10-16-2006, 12:49 PM

Salma is gorgeous, theres no doubt about it. Rose is hot too.....however I'm pretty sure she got some sort of std from that fucking animal marilyn manson....I can hear her uterus sizzling from here.....

Death Metal Moe

10-16-2006, 12:55 PM

<img height="405" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/Jenn.jpg" width="565" border="0" /><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/CrazyJenn.jpg" border="0" /> Totally.  And I'm not doing a bit, Crazy Jenn is way hot.

Sheeplovr

10-16-2006, 12:57 PM

moe posts again!hooray i think i'd give everything up to save katie holmes from tom cruise if that doesnt work then veronica mars

newport king

10-16-2006, 12:59 PM

gaia thats not sizzling form an STD, i poured in poprocks and coke. (funny thing is i thought about manson afteri posted it. i no longer find carmen electra attractive b/c of rodman.)

newport king

10-16-2006, 01:07 PM

Isla Fisher<img height="399" src="http://cache.eonline.com/Features/Features/Sizzlin2005/Girls/Images/fisher.pic.jpg" width="286" border="0" />Rachel Aziani, internet model and what every woman should look like.<img height="350" src="http://www.topclassnudes.com/thumbs/rachel_aziani.jpg" width="260" border="0" />i could go on and on

AppleBoy

10-16-2006, 01:08 PM

Since it's fantasy, I'll take Raquel Welch in her 20's.

MilkmanDann

10-16-2006, 01:08 PM

Without Hesitation, Kate Beckinsale.<img src="http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1305/katebeckinsale21ay7.jpg" border="0" /> And Moe's around alot, I see him all the time on that "Evil" website.Kate Beckinsale says "ESD Sucks at life"

newport king

10-16-2006, 01:32 PM

good one on beckinsale, although i once heard she had an AWFUL boobjob. and if we're going into the way back machineAnn Margaret<img height="425" src="http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Ann-Margaret-Photograph-C12149056.jpeg" width="338" border="0" />

Don Stugots

10-16-2006, 01:34 PM

now i do love my chick but the short list reads:jessica simpsonNicolle KidmanNat PortmanJennifer AnnistonThreesome (Big Love Style) with Tuckas' friend Sandy BoxLoni AndersonLynda Carter and one or two board members.  

This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 10-16-06 @ 5:46 PM

SatCam

10-16-2006, 01:38 PM

sheepy

FUNKMAN

10-16-2006, 01:43 PM

not to make all the guys jealous but Jenny Jones... 

Sheeplovr

10-16-2006, 01:56 PM

and one or two board members.sheepy  thats exactly what he ment

PhishHead

10-16-2006, 02:00 PM

<img height="452" src="http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/metamorfose/imgs/keira_knightley_metamorfose_img_wallpaper_03_800.j pg" width="451" border="0" /> Keira Knightley  

This message was edited by Hottub on 10-18-06 @ 8:16 PM

Gvac

10-16-2006, 02:48 PM

<img width="480" height="343" border="0" src="http://www.asianamericanmedia.org/festival/2004/html/images/press/f/Hero/Zhang%20Ziyi.jpg" /> Zhang Ziyi makes me weak in the knees.

Lumber

10-16-2006, 02:55 PM

When I was younger that was my thinking. But today that would'nt happen.

BLZBUBBA

10-16-2006, 02:57 PM

The FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH Phoebe Cates.  And I was just thinking about how she was climbing out of that pool in that red bikini all wet and....HEY!  WHAT THE?  DOES ANYBODY FUCKING KNOCK ANYMORE?

feralBoy

10-16-2006, 03:03 PM

Gaia wrote: I think people on the board that know me would get the answer right away. Maynard James Keenan from Tool.Shit, I ain't even gay, but i'd say Maynard.  To be more orignial i'll say Maynard James Keenan from A Perfect Circle.  He looks more feminine with long hair anyways.  But if I had to pick a girl, I would say Mia Kirshner.  When she was in 24, with two pistol strapped to her thighs, there was just nothing in the world hotter.  She also said probably one of the greatest movie lines ever.  "Can I ask you a question? Why is it that whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?"She's just a special girl.<img height="405" src="http://www.mia-kirshner.com/images/photos/teen-002.jpg" width="720" border="0" />

This message was edited by feralBoy on 10-16-06 @ 7:04 PM

IamFogHat

10-16-2006, 03:27 PM

If I wasn't with my current girlfriend I'd say Lauren Ambrose.  Unfortunately for hypotheticals there is no one I would leave my chick for.

Snoogans

10-16-2006, 03:29 PM

there are probably like 90 celebs i would do that for, sadly

Don Stugots

10-16-2006, 04:04 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  and one or two board members.  sheepy   thats exactly what he ment    you know it hot pants.

reeshy

10-16-2006, 04:14 PM

I wish Sheepy was my little turtle dove!!!!!

Bulldogcakes

10-16-2006, 04:23 PM

I'm easy. I dont need no big Hollywood stars. <img width="333" height="240" border="0" src="http://myspace-523.vo.llnwd.net/01276/32/52/1276382523_l.jpg" /> <img width="400" height="300" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/Eilial/IMG_1694.jpg" />  And Gaia, if I could find a picture of you I'd put you here too.     Oh, and of course I cant leave without my baby. <img width="300" height="200" border="0" src="http://engbulldogs.com/000_0156.JPG" />

Badinia

10-16-2006, 04:29 PM

<img height="300" src="http://www.ondarock.it/photo/nickcave2.gif" width="242" border="0" />Mr. Nick Cave.  My little heart is all sped up just thinking about him.And of course I would take my handsome friend Chico.<img height="252" src="http://www.badinia.com/chicoistheman.jpg" width="243" border="0" />

EffMeBoobs

10-16-2006, 04:31 PM

Bobby Deen (Paula Deen's son)<img width="400" height="300" border="0" src="http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/features/magstories/060626/bobby_deen.jpg" />  Jason Sklar (the one with the glasses) from Cheap Seats  <img width="300" height="300" border="0" src="http://web.mac.com/silentk/iWeb/Podcast/Images/sklarbros.jpg" />Gael Garcia Bernal from Y Tu Mama Tambien and The Science of Sleep <img width="150" height="182" border="0" src="http://www.celebopedia.com/garciabernal/images/gael_garcia_bernal.jpg" />

Hottub

10-16-2006, 04:35 PM

AnomalisticAnna

10-16-2006, 08:05 PM

Bill Burr. He's dreamy.

Justice4all

10-16-2006, 11:27 PM

Salma HayekDenise RichardsLeslie Ann Warren (in her prime)Teri HatcherKate BeckinsaleDevon (porn star)Jessie James (another porn star)Alyssa Milano Rose McGowanoh...and in 1983 Carrie Fisher...but she would have to wear that whole Jabba the hutt Slave girl costume.

d-rock

10-17-2006, 12:08 AM

i think a better question, for myself in particular, is what keeps me from running away with someone new??  i'm engaged and i "fall in love"  with a new girl i see every other day.  the cliched answer, of course, is love... but could it be something else keeping me committed??  this thoughts been on my mind for awhile.

Fezticle98

10-17-2006, 02:29 AM

EffMeBoobs wrote: Jason Sklar (the one with the glasses) from Cheap Seats  <img height="300" src="http://web.mac.com/silentk/iWeb/Podcast/Images/sklarbros.jpg" width="300" border="0" />Cheapies, cheapies, CHEAPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!Why Jason and not Randy?

A.J.

10-17-2006, 04:15 AM

Nobody.

Dirtybird12

10-17-2006, 04:21 AM

<img height="289" src="http://randyelrod.typepad.com/ethos/images/mandisa.jpg" width="200" border="0" /><img height="295" src="http://www.jesusisaliberal.org/sitebuilder/images/jesus_liberal_1-164x295.jpg" width="164" border="0" /><img height="533" src="http://www.altmanphoto.com/cyndi.lauper.fr.jpeg" width="324" border="0" />

This message was edited by Hottub on 10-18-06 @ 8:16 PM

Yerdaddy

10-17-2006, 06:27 AM

A.J. wrote: Nobody.Not even <img height="470" src="http://www.michaelgruberlibrary.com/Cats/CatsStage/Images/CatsCast2.jpg" width="497" border="0" />?

A.J.

10-17-2006, 06:50 AM

I don't want to be raped by Mister Mistoffelees!

EffMeBoobs

10-17-2006, 09:27 AM

fezticle98 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: Jason Sklar (the one with the glasses) from Cheap Seats  Cheapies, cheapies, CHEAPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!Why Jason and not Randy?I'm all about the glasses.

Gaia

10-17-2006, 11:00 AM

Holy shit. THAT'S Paula Deens son????I'd run away with him too. GODAMN!

Crippler

10-17-2006, 12:08 PM

CircusFreak wrote: <img height="295" src="http://www.jesusisaliberal.org/sitebuilder/images/jesus_liberal_1-164x295.jpg" width="164" border="0" /> Well unless you are deeply religious and meant it as such, congrats, your ticket to hell is secure.

grlNIN

10-17-2006, 12:21 PM

Hottub wrote: <img width="288" height="216" border="0" src="http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1833/mojocy7.jpg" alt="His man-love knows no bounds" title="His man-love knows no bounds" />   <img width="200" height="210" border="0" src="http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2367/imgg3t1c5id249qf4.jpg" alt="josh homme" title="josh homme" />  Either or.

ChimneyFish

10-17-2006, 12:26 PM

Fairuza Balk<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/untitled1.jpg" border="0" />Charisma Carpenter<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/CharismaCarpenter.jpg" border="0" />Rose McGowan(and no, I don't care about the Manson factor. In fact it would be an honor to follow the man.)<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/rose_mcgowan_01.jpg" border="0" />Jennifer Charles(not gorgeous, but the only woman in the world who could give me an erection simply by the sound of her voice)<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/jc_slip.jpg" border="0" />

bobrobot

10-17-2006, 05:19 PM

You know, man, when I was a young man in high school You believe in or not I wanted to play football for the coach And all those older guys They said he was mean and cruel, but you know Wanted to play football for the coach They said I was to little too light weight to play line-backer So I say Im playing right-end Wanted to play football for the coach cause, you know some day, man You gotta stand up straight unless youre gonna fall Then youre gone to die And the straightest dude I ever knew was standing right for me all the time So I had to play football for the coach And I wanted to play football for the coach When youre all alone and lonely In your midnight hour And you find that your soul Its been up for sale And you begin to think bout All the things that youve done And you begin to hate Just bout everything But remember the princess who lived on the hill Who loved you even though she knew you was wrong And right now she just might come shining through And the - - glory of love, glory of love Glory of love, just might come through And all your two-bit friends Have gone and ripped you off Theyre talking behind your back saying, man Youre never going to be no human being And you start thinking again bout all those things that youve done And who it was and what it was And all the different things you made every different scene Ahhh, but remember that the city is a funny place Something like a circus or a sewer And just remember different people have peculiar tastes And the - - glory of love, the glory of love The glory of love, might see you through Yeah, but now, now Glory of love, the glory of love The glory of love, might see you through Glory of love, ah, huh, huh, the glory of love Glory of love, glory of love Glory of love, now, glory of love, now Glory of love, now, now, now, glory of love Glory of love, give it to me now, glory of love see you through Oh, my coney island baby, now (Im a coney island baby, now) Id like to send this one out for lou and rachel And all the kids and p.s. 192 Coney island baby Man, I swear, I'd give the whole thing up for you<img height="290" src="http://s1-images.amazon.com/images/A/Y02Y6517957Y7210357.0001.04.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

Gaia

10-17-2006, 05:35 PM

wrong f'n thread.

This message was edited by Gaia on 10-17-06 @ 9:44 PM

Bossanova

10-17-2006, 05:51 PM

Handicapped reporter Karen Meyer<img height="150" alt="" src="http://abclocal.go.com/graphics/v3/wls/wls_200.karenmeyer.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

Febreeze

10-17-2006, 06:01 PM

Scarlet JohansonNatalie PortmanJenna Jameson but thats not going to happen, so I would settle for Jean Stapleton from "All in the Family". What can I say, the voice gets me everytime. VA VA VOOM

HeyGuy

10-17-2006, 11:58 PM

Burblefrump wrote: Without Hesitation, Kate Beckinsale.<img src="http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1305/katebeckinsale21ay7.jpg" border="0" /> And Moe's around alot, I see him all the time on that "Evil" website.Kate Beckinsale says "ESD Sucks at life"Between kate beckensale, Jill Wagner, Eva longoria. Very tough. Lets break it downKate. Super hot, petite the way I like, but already has a kid and has stretch marks on her titsEva, Perfect in everyway, BUT she loves Big Black French CockJill and upcoming star, beautiful southern belle, not too big of a head yet and younger then eva and kate (ithink kate and eva are 32ish and Jill 27)So the ansewr is........             ALL 3

GwEnYpOo

10-18-2006, 07:28 AM

there isnt anyone who could make me leave my significant other to rot ....  no one , except him .

narc

10-18-2006, 12:36 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: there isnt anyone who could make me leave my significant other to rot .... no one , except him .   Didn't you just break up with someone? And leave your house?

Don Stugots

10-18-2006, 01:23 PM

i am crussed that Reeshy didnt say he would give it all up for me.  bastard, after what we shared together?  i thought i was special.

Hottub

10-18-2006, 04:08 PM

The only one would be... Dawn Cumia, Anthony's sister.

Bulldogcakes

10-18-2006, 04:31 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I'm easy. I dont need no big Hollywood stars. <img width="333" height="240" border="0" src="http://myspace-523.vo.llnwd.net/01276/32/52/1276382523_l.jpg" /> <img width="400" height="300" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/Eilial/IMG_1694.jpg" /> <strike>And Gaia, if I could find a picture of you I'd put you here too.</strike><img border="0" src="http://myspace-040.vo.llnwd.net/01141/04/04/1141004040_m.jpg" />  Oh, and of course I cant leave without my baby. <img width="300" height="200" border="0" src="http://engbulldogs.com/000_0156.JPG" />  Sorry to quote my own post, but it needed to be updated <blockquote />

Justice4all

10-18-2006, 05:09 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: Fairuza Balk<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/untitled1.jpg" border="0" />Charisma Carpenter<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/CharismaCarpenter.jpg" border="0" />Rose McGowan(and no, I don't care about the Manson factor. In fact it would be an honor to follow the man.)<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/rose_mcgowan_01.jpg" border="0" />YES YES YES! I forgot about F.B. and C.C. Fairuza is hot on the psyco factor She looks like she could give a GREAT tumble.And Charisma...well let's just say I think she is uber hot. She had a great Playboy spread!

dotsncoms

10-18-2006, 06:15 PM

Madonna!<img src="http://www.sitiosargentina.com.ar/fotos/mujeres/fotos/m/madonna-9.gif" border="0" />

This message was edited by dotsncoms on 10-18-06 @ 10:19 PM

mdr55

10-18-2006, 06:28 PM

mdr55

10-18-2006, 06:30 PM

meanmrbill

10-18-2006, 06:35 PM

Samantha Brown, from the Travel Channel www.myspace.com/bilper

FezPaul

10-18-2006, 06:42 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/Greg4.jpg ...but only if he finds his hat.

Uncle Fezster

10-18-2006, 06:50 PM

dotsncoms

10-18-2006, 06:57 PM

Marc with a c

10-18-2006, 07:33 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: and one or two board members. sheepy thats exactly what he ment you know it and horse pants.   mikey he's doing it again.

Sheeplovr

10-18-2006, 08:16 PM

Jason Sklar (the one with the glasses) from Cheap Seatseven after they lied to us about the P'zone with Tommy Davidson? (p.s. lisa tell lou to read that)

RoseBlood

12-18-2006, 02:26 AM

i initially thought the topic of this thread meant want person in your life would you give up everything you have and have worked for in order to make that person happy... BUT.. to answer you fantastical question:Christian Bale! <img src="http://www.smugmug.com/photos/62739121-S.jpg" border="0" width="321" height="300" />

RoseBlood

12-18-2006, 02:30 AM

EffMeBoobs wrote: Bobby Deen (Paula Deen's son)<img src="http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/features/magstories/060626/bobby_deen.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="300" />  yeah! Bobby Deen is very handsome.. to bad i can't stand his mother's show

Andomray

12-18-2006, 03:32 AM

ChimneyFish wrote:Jennifer Charles(not gorgeous, but the only woman in the world who could give me an erection simply by the sound of her voice)<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/jc_slip.jpg" border="0" /> She gives me a boner, too, and I'm not even capable of getting one...

Yerdaddy

12-18-2006, 03:37 AM

Andomray wrote: ChimneyFish wrote: Jennifer Charles(not gorgeous, but the only woman in the world who could give me an erection simply by the sound of her voice)<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/jc_slip.jpg" border="0" width="271" height="400" /> She gives me a boner, too, and I'm not even capable of getting one...Giving one on the other hand...  

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 12-18-06 @ 8:02 AM