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Judge Smails

10-20-2006, 05:46 AM

I think Ellen Degeneres is cute.<img src="http://cdn.channel.aol.com/ch_tv/ellen_tv_200b" border="0" />I took a lot of grief from my friends last night.  I figured I might as well take some shit from my faceless interweb buddays.

A.J.

10-20-2006, 05:49 AM

I think she is too.

kevcala

10-20-2006, 05:51 AM

Me too.Wait, does that make me gay?

Bill From Yorktown

10-20-2006, 05:52 AM

I'd do her if she was straight (or at least bi)

cupcakelove

10-20-2006, 05:55 AM

What's wrong with Ellen?  I don't find her hot, but I could see why someone might think she's cute.

Don Stugots

10-20-2006, 06:14 AM

i think she is cute and funny at times.  i also think that she would be perfect to replace Conan on Lat night once he leaves for the tonight show.

Judge Smails

10-20-2006, 06:26 AM

Wow!  And here my friends had me thinking I was some kind of reverse fag hag.  Thanks for backing me guys. No Homo.

Dougie Brootal

10-20-2006, 06:26 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: i also think that she would be perfect to replace Conan on Lat night once he leaves for the tonight show. yeah she'd be great.....except for that whole "not funny" thing...

Cleophus James

10-20-2006, 06:32 AM

Bill From Yorktown wrote: I'd do her if she was straight (or at least bi) I'd do her if she wasn't straight.  Consensual of course. <blockquote />

SinA

10-20-2006, 08:04 AM

and a good dancer, but not the "i really meant fat" way

Kevin

10-20-2006, 09:04 AM

She is ok, Not great, but she is def doable.

FUNKMAN

10-20-2006, 09:17 AM

definitely cute for a lebanese

ChrisTheCop

10-20-2006, 09:18 AM

Yeah, she's doable. So's her insane ex girlfriend, Anne Heche.Problem is, we know now that theyre gay. Why does Hollywood keep trying to make us think otherwise?First, Ellen was in Mr Wrong, about a woman who just cant seem to find the right GUY...hmmm.Now, Heche is in Men in Trees, about a woman who just cant seem to find the right guy...so she moves up to Alaska... where they havent heard of her?and yeah, Ellen may be doable. Doesnt make her funny though.

Jujubees2

10-20-2006, 09:49 AM

kevcala wrote: Me too.Wait, does that make me gay? I think that makes you a lesbian.  But it don't make you a bad person.

reeshy

10-20-2006, 10:31 AM

She's make a great woman for SatCam...he's a lesbian too!!!!

SatCam

10-20-2006, 02:37 PM

reeshy wrote: She's make a great woman for SatCam...he's a lesbian too!!!!

ITS ON BITCH

DarkHippie

10-20-2006, 04:17 PM

i bet her pussy tastes like sunshine

sr71blackbird

10-20-2006, 04:32 PM

Id put it in her

Fez4PrezN2008

10-20-2006, 08:55 PM

kevcala wrote: Me too.Wait, does that make me gay? "Hell no man, it makes you Fez"

FUNKMAN

10-20-2006, 09:18 PM

Fez4PrezN2008 wrote: kevcala wrote: Me too.Wait, does that make me gay? "Hell no man, it makes you Fez"hermaphrodite?

PaulF

10-21-2006, 04:37 PM

Judge Smails wrote: I think Ellen Degeneres is cute.<img src="http://cdn.channel.aol.com/ch_tv/ellen_tv_200b" border="0" />I took a lot of grief from my friends last night.  I figured I might as well take some shit from my faceless interweb buddays.But how do you feel about her music?<img src="http://www.geocities.com/kavev/victorville3.JPG" width="300" border="0" />

MadMatt

10-21-2006, 04:48 PM

ChrisTheCop wrote: Yeah, she's doable. So's her insane ex girlfriend, Anne Heche.Problem is, we know now that theyre gay. Why does Hollywood keep trying to make us think otherwise?First, Ellen was in Mr Wrong, about a woman who just cant seem to find the right GUY...hmmm.Now, Heche is in Men in Trees, about a woman who just cant seem to find the right guy...so she moves up to Alaska... where they havent heard of her?and yeah, Ellen may be doable. Doesnt make her funny though. Actually, Anne Heche "became straight" again after leaving Ellen.  She even got married and had a kid.  And, I think ellen is cute too - kind of an elven look.  Her eyes are beautiful. (I was going to say "elfish" looking, but that would be cruel <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />)

WhistlePig

10-23-2006, 12:24 AM

Her current girlfriend is pretty cute - Portia de Rossi from Arrested
Development.

http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/portia_de_rossi/main1.jpg

This message was edited by WhistlePig on 10-23-06 @ 4:26 AM

PapaBear

10-23-2006, 12:51 AM

I think Ellen is pretty cute. She better start wearing some dresses, though. People might start to think she's a homo, or something.

Don Stugots

10-23-2006, 01:19 AM

douggrasso wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i also think that she would be perfect to replace Conan on Lat night once he leaves for the tonight show. yeah she'd be great.....except for that whole "not funny" thing...   you know it would be all about the writers on the show.  I dont think Conan is really funny, but he has great writers.  I jsut dont see Ellen doing this show for the soccer moms for a long time.  maybe i am wrong, maybe she has found her niche and will continue to run well with it.

lindak

10-27-2006, 08:10 AM

ellen is cute.  and she could be a whole lot funnier if she wasnt keeping it clean on tv.  I think she should do standup and let loose. ...she would be a whole lot funnier.

FUNKMAN

10-27-2006, 08:23 AM

lindak wrote: ellen is cute.  and she could be a whole lot funnier if she wasnt keeping it clean on tv.  I think she should do standup and let loose. ...she would be a whole lot funnier.i agree, farts are funny...

Furtherman

10-27-2006, 08:34 AM

I just heard that Ellen DeGeneres died.                 They found her face down in Riki Lake.

boeman

10-27-2006, 11:51 AM

Furtherman wrote: I just heard that Ellen DeGeneres died.                 They found her face down in Riki Lake.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbdown.gif" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

10-27-2006, 12:06 PM

I just heard that Ellen DeGeneres died            somebody saw her face down on bush street...

Judge Smails

10-27-2006, 12:13 PM

Ehhh. . . .I came across this news snippet.  I didn't think it deserved its own thread so I thought I'd throw it in here, since we seem to be taking the pun angle.<a href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm" target="_self">There'll be no Cumming on Ellen</a>ALAN CUMMING was stunned when US TV network <a href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" target="_top" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,0);">Warner Bros</a> refused to allow the actor promote his new <a href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" target="_top" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,1);">fragrance</a> Cumming on THE ELLEN DeGENERES SHOW. The Scots actor launched the <a href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" target="_top" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,2);">cologne</a> earlier this year (06) and appeared on a string of chat shows to promote the scent. Bisexual Cumming admits he was shocked when DeGeneres' executives told him he couldn't discuss the fragrance on air, because of the sexual meaning of the X2 star's surname. He tells <a href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" target="_top" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,3);">gay magazine</a> Attitude, "The reason I wanted to do it was because of how conservative America is. So it's great when <a href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" target="_top" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,4);">TV shows</a> say, 'I'm sorry, but we can't discuss this,' and I'm like, 'Why not? It's my name!' "And they then have to make a decision that they're not allowed to say that word or they can't show a picture of me. "I was going to go on <a href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" target="_top" oncl

reillyluck

10-27-2006, 12:15 PM

PapaBear wrote: I think Ellen is pretty cute. She better start wearing some dresses, though. People might start to think she's a homo, or something. Does this work for you?http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/malbake311/ellen.jpg

dereckfishboy

10-27-2006, 12:47 PM

[quote]Judge Smails wrote: Ehhh. . . .I came across this news snippet. I didn't think it deserved its own thread so I thought I'd throw it in here, since we seem to be taking the pun angle.<a target="_self" href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm">There'll be no Cumming on Ellen</a>ALAN CUMMING was stunned when US TV network <a target="_top" href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,0);"><span style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 204); font-weight: 400; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 204) ! important; font-family: arial; position: relative; background-color: transparent;" class="kLink">Warner <span style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 204); font-weight: 400; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 204) ! important; font-family: arial; position: relative; background-color: transparent;" class="kLink">Bros</a> refused to allow the actor promote his new <a target="_top" href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,1);">fragrance</a> Cumming on THE ELLEN DeGENERES SHOW. The Scots actor launched the <a target="_top" href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,2);"><span style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 204); font-weight: 400; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 204) ! important; font-family: arial; position: relative; background-color: transparent;" class="kLink">cologne</a> earlier this year (06) and appeared on a string of chat shows to promote the scent. Bisexual Cumming admits he was shocked when DeGeneres' executives told him he couldn't discuss the fragrance on air, because of the sexual meaning of the X2 star's surname. He tells <a target="_top" href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,3);">gay magazine</a> Attitude, "The reason I wanted to do it was because of how conservative America is. So it's great when <a target="_top" href="http://www.pr-inside.com/cumming-stunned-by-degeneres-censorship-r23699.htm#" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,4);"><span style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 204); font-weight: 400; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 204) ! important; font-family: arial; position: relative; background-color: transparent;" class="kLink">TV <span style="border-bottom: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 204); font-weight: 400; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 204) ! important; font-family: arial; position: relative; background-color: transparent;" class="kLink">shows</a> say, 'I'm sorry, but we can't discuss this,' and I'm like, 'Why not? It's my name!' "And they then have to make a deci