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Yerdaddy

10-22-2006, 12:44 AM

How many of your past sexual partners can you still name? For the life of me I can't remember one of the 12 and I feel like a total tool for it. Granted, those two were the worst. One was talking to me during it and saying the dumbest shit in this awful voice that sounded like Janis from Friends but in slow motion. She's like "Yeeeeeaaaah Aaaaaaron. You're fuuuucking me so haaaard Aaaaaaaaaron." Ugh! It was awful. I shushed her but when she kept it up I had to push her face into the pillow. Oh the horror. The... horror. But I worked with this chick for like three years and yet now I can't remember her damn name. And I feel like an ass. Seriously, anyone got an ass I can have?So I got 11 of 12. How bout you? Think!And ladies? Blowjobs count! You had some dude's junk in your mouth, for crying out loud! It counts!

Gaia

10-22-2006, 02:16 AM

Figured I would help you out and let you know #12's name is Samantha, and you are a man whore. Kidding, kidding!!! I can name all 750,000 people I have had a roll in the hay with. I'm a whore.Of course Im joking about the number, I can name all of them.

dereckfishboy

10-22-2006, 02:26 AM

Ugh..... I WISH I could forget....

PapaBear

10-22-2006, 02:58 AM

I don't remember the woman I lost my virginity to. There are a few others I don't remember, also. I'm not good with names. I remember all of the experiences, though.

reeshy

10-22-2006, 03:53 AM

You know, Yerdaddy....the more I read your post....the more it seems that sub-consciously....you don't like women....you forget their names, you describe the heterosexual act as something abhorrent....you just seem uncomfortable with the whole straight thing....something to think about....just saying....you know....ahem.....gotta walk the dog now....you can see your own way out now,....have a nice day....see ya around....call before you visit.....

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 05:49 AM

i think i can name all 15 women i have have sex execpt for 1. is that wrong? i have no idea. do i still jack to them? some, but not all.  wait, didnt see the BJ clause, cant name the other women that i didnt count in my 15 and i cannot name all of them.  again, some but not all.   

This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 10-22-06 @ 9:50 AM

Bulldogcakes

10-22-2006, 06:00 AM

They had names?

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 06:01 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote: They had names?    yes, they had names.  i cna remember the ones i fucked with their heads more than the one night stands.  that has to be wrong.

Gvac

10-22-2006, 06:22 AM

My memory from my late teens through my twenties can be described as foggy at best.  I was a very heavy drinker, occasional drug user, played in bands, etc.  None of this makes me a bad person, of course.  I'm pretty sure there are quite a few encounters I have no memory of, let alone the names.   I'm just wondering if I was one of Gaia's 750,000.

torker

10-22-2006, 08:49 AM

I'm a hopeless romatic.  I always keep the drivers licence as a memento.

FUNKMAN

10-22-2006, 09:39 AM

i can't remember the hundreds of girls names eitherthen again does it matter, hookers don't use their real name anyway...

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 09:47 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: i can't remember the hundreds of girls names eitherthen again does it matter, hookers don't use their real name anyway...    i see what you did there, very funny.  i will be stealing that one.

blakjeezis

10-22-2006, 10:01 AM

I'm just wondering if I was one of Gaia's 750,000. It would probably be easier and much less time consuming to count who isn't on Gaia's list. I did actually forget one of my partners once, fairly recently actually. I was making a lsit for whatever reason, and it seemd shorter than it should have and then I was like, "Ohhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeah. Riiiiiight." And it seemed right again. 

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 10-22-06 @ 2:06 PM

narc

10-22-2006, 11:05 AM

torker wrote: I'm a hopeless romatic. I always keep the <strike>drivers licence</strike> middle finger as a memento.  Fixed it for you.

Gaia

10-22-2006, 12:02 PM

Gvac wrote: My memory from my late teens through my twenties can be described as foggy at best.  I was a very heavy drinker, occasional drug user, played in bands, etc.  None of this makes me a bad person, of course.  I'm pretty sure there are quite a few encounters I have no memory of, let alone the names.   I'm just wondering if I was one of Gaia's 750,000.  I'd like to think if I was, you would remember. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mellow.gif" border="0" />

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 12:06 PM

narc wrote: torker wrote: I'm a hopeless romatic. I always keep the <strike>drivers licence</strike> middle finger as a memento. Fixed it for you.    ah yes a memento, like leaving with the underwear that they were wearing during foreplay.  chock full o' yummy scents.

FUNKMAN

10-22-2006, 12:39 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  narc wrote:  torker wrote: I'm a hopeless romatic. I always keep the <strike>drivers licence</strike> middle finger as a memento.  Fixed it for you.    ah yes a memento, like leaving with the underwear that they were wearing during foreplay.  chock full o' yummy scents.   <img height="217" src="http://www.andmas.co.uk/womansworld/food/recipes/images/fish.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

sr71blackbird

10-22-2006, 12:40 PM

I can remember all 5.  Or was it 6?..  No, 5

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 12:42 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: narc wrote: torker wrote: I'm a hopeless romatic. I always keep the <strike>drivers licence</strike> middle finger as a memento. Fixed it for you. ah yes a memento, like leaving with the underwear that they were wearing during foreplay. chock full o' yummy scents. <img width="250" height="217" border="0" src="http://www.andmas.co.uk/womansworld/food/recipes/images/fish.jpg" />  more like day old sushi

EffMeBoobs

10-22-2006, 01:31 PM

I have an 8x10 picture of each guy I've been with on my wall of shame.  It's a BIG wall of shame.  I still rub myself to some of them.

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 01:32 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: I have an 8x10 picture of each guy I've been with on my wall of shame. It's a BIG wall of shame. I still rub myself to some of them.    hot

johnniewalker

10-22-2006, 01:40 PM

I remember where they were from, but not too many names. I lost my virginity to a girl from minnesota, 2nd was iowa, 3rd france, 4th austria, 5th ghana (ehhh), 6th wisconsin.

Gvac

10-22-2006, 01:41 PM

Gaia wrote: Gvac wrote: My memory from my late teens through my twenties can be described as foggy at best. I was a very heavy drinker, occasional drug user, played in bands, etc. None of this makes me a bad person, of course. I'm pretty sure there are quite a few encounters I have no memory of, let alone the names. I'm just wondering if I was one of Gaia's 750,000. I'd like to think if I was, you would remember. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mellow.gif" /> One of the unfortunate side effects of leading a less-than-sober lifestyle is that I have trouble seperating fantasy from reality.  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" />

Death Metal Moe

10-22-2006, 01:44 PM

I keep a collar from each one and store it in the jar of peanut butter that helped me score.

Contra

10-22-2006, 01:47 PM

OOh I remember, hopefully all of them do as well.

dereckfishboy

10-22-2006, 01:47 PM

I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down

FezPaul

10-22-2006, 01:54 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/PH2006101801642.jpg "I wemembuh evwething."

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 01:56 PM

dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down    i do too brother.  let it go, they cant hurt you anymore.

FUNKMAN

10-22-2006, 02:00 PM

johnniewalker wrote: I remember where they were from, but not too many names. I lost my virginity to a girl from minnesota, 2nd was iowa, 3rd france, 4th austria, 5th ghana (ehhh), 6th wisconsin.   hopefully her last name wasn't Rea that's a little jokey

dereckfishboy

10-22-2006, 02:09 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down i do too brother. let it go, they cant hurt you anymore.    Thanks. Stu, but I actually meant that more as a joke.  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image1-1.gif <--- Come on, what women in her right mind would turn down a sex machine like that?! Only a woman with high self-esteem, and who needs that fucking baggage anyways.

Don Stugots

10-22-2006, 02:19 PM

dereckfishboy wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down i do too brother. let it go, they cant hurt you anymore. Thanks. Stu, but I actually meant that more as a joke. <img border="0" src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image1-1.gif" /> <--- Come on, what women in her right mind would turn down a sex machine like that?! Only a woman with high self-esteem, and who needs that fucking baggage anyways.    yeah, i meant it as a joke too.  sure thing, a joke.  ha ha, a joke.  ha ha.

SatCam

10-22-2006, 05:53 PM

How could I forget? I burried each one myself

FUNKMAN

10-22-2006, 06:01 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  dereckfishboy wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote:  dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down    i do too brother. let it go, they cant hurt you anymore.    Thanks. Stu, but I actually meant that more as a joke.  <img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image1-1.gif" border="0" /> <--- Come on, what women in her right mind would turn down a sex machine like that?! Only a woman with high self-esteem, and who needs that fucking baggage anyways.      yeah, i meant it as a joke too.  sure thing, a joke.  ha ha, a joke.  ha ha. you forgot a tee hee and a couple of tra la las. it's how we pass the day away in the merry old land of ozsnip snip here snip snip there and a cou "everybody" ple of tra la las

narc

10-22-2006, 07:33 PM

Yerdaddy

10-23-2006, 12:53 AM

dereckfishboy wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote:  dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down    i do too brother. let it go, they cant hurt you anymore.    Thanks. Stu, but I actually meant that more as a joke.  <img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image1-1.gif" border="0" /> <--- Come on, what women in her right mind would turn down a sex machine like that?! Only a woman with high self-esteem, and who needs that fucking baggage anyways.   I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk

A.J.

10-23-2006, 03:53 AM

torker wrote: I'm a hopeless romatic.  I always keep the drivers licence as a memento."Most serial killers keep some sort of trophy from their victims."<img height="240" src="http://videodetective.com/photos/034/000143_22.jpg" width="320" border="0" />As for me, I can remember all but one.  It isn't hard to remember the names of the few women who were dumb enough to sleep with me.

Aggie

10-23-2006, 06:15 AM

Yerdaddy wrote: And ladies? Blowjobs count! You had some dude's junk in your mouth, for crying out loud! It counts!Umm, thanks for making me feel like a whore. No, I don't remember them all (what I don't remember were a few BJ's). College was a little crazy, besides, I'm sure they don't remember me either.What made you think of this? Getting a little lonely in your travels or carving some notches on your bedpost?

Jujubees2

10-23-2006, 06:34 AM

God, what a boring life I've had.  I can still remember all three (the third is my wife).

Gaia

10-23-2006, 07:12 AM

dereckfishboy wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote:  dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down    i do too brother. let it go, they cant hurt you anymore.    Thanks. Stu, but I actually meant that more as a joke.  <img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image1-1.gif" border="0" /> <--- Come on, what women in her right mind would turn down a sex machine like that?! Only a woman with high self-esteem, and who needs that fucking baggage anyways.    Well if I was in the cheese state and you approached me, which you probably wouldnt, but if you did I would throw ya a bone, or two or three........growl.

johnniewalker

10-23-2006, 08:57 AM

Gaia wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down i do too brother. let it go, they cant hurt you anymore. Thanks. Stu, but I actually meant that more as a joke. <img border="0" src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image1-1.gif" /> <--- Come on, what women in her right mind would turn down a sex machine like that?! Only a woman with high self-esteem, and who needs that fucking baggage anyways. Well if I was in the cheese state and you approached me, which you probably wouldnt, but if you did I would throw ya a bone, or two or three........growl. Trust me, if girls get past the age of 20 without putting on pounds in wisconsin you will get approached.  You would be seen as a spectacle.

Gaia

10-23-2006, 09:01 AM

johnniewalker wrote: Gaia wrote: dereckfishboy wrote:  STUGOTS1 wrote:  dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down    i do too brother. let it go, they cant hurt you anymore.    Thanks. Stu, but I actually meant that more as a joke.  <img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image1-1.gif" border="0" /> <--- Come on, what women in her right mind would turn down a sex machine like that?! Only a woman with high self-esteem, and who needs that fucking baggage anyways.  Well if I was in the cheese state and you approached me, which you probably wouldnt, but if you did I would throw ya a bone, or two or three........growl. Trust me, if girls get past the age of 20 without putting on pounds in wisconsin you will get approached.  You would be seen as a spectacle.   <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr><td>spec·ta·cle [ <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/encnet/features/dictionary/Pronounce.aspx?search=spectacle">sp‚kt?k'l</a> ]</td></tr><tr><td class="ResultBody"> noun  (plural spec·ta·cles)</td></tr></table><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr><td>1. something remarkable that can be seen: an object, phenomenon, or event that is witnessed, especially one that is impressive, unusual, or disturbing </td></tr><tr><td>2. lavish display: an impressive performance or display, especially something staged as a form of entertainment </td></tr><tr><td>3. unpleasant center of attention: somebody or something that attracts attention by being unpleasant or ridiculous <img height="8" alt="" src="http://www.ronfez.net/xImages/dictionary/bullet.gif" width="9" border="0" /><img alt="" src="http://www.ronfez.net/xImages/trans.gif" width="9" border="0" />"You are making a spectacle of yourself."Knowing me It would be definition # 3!!!! </td></tr><tr><td class="ResultBody"> </td></tr></table>

dereckfishboy

10-23-2006, 11:58 AM

johnniewalker wrote: Trust
me, if girls get past the age of 20 without putting on pounds in
wisconsin you will get approached. You would be seen as a spectacle.   http://www.eating-disorder.com/State_Listings/Wisconsin.htmIf you're ever in Wisconsin, you can go here to pick up chicks   <a href="http://www.eating-disorder.com/State_Listings/Wisconsin.htm/" target="_blank"> </a> <a href="http://www.eating-disorder.com/State_Listings/Wisconsin.htm/" target="_blank"> </a>

 

 

This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 10-23-06 @ 6:24 PM

lindak

10-27-2006, 08:06 AM

I remember all meaningful ones.  A few that werent I have forgotten.  Intentionally.  

Don Stugots

10-27-2006, 03:05 PM

Gaia wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down i do too brother. let it go, they cant hurt you anymore. Thanks. Stu, but I actually meant that more as a joke. <img border="0" src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image1-1.gif" /> <--- Come on, what women in her right mind would turn down a sex machine like that?! Only a woman with high self-esteem, and who needs that fucking baggage anyways. Well if I was in the cheese state and you approached me, which you probably wouldnt, but if you did I would throw ya a bone, or two or three........growl.   see, no chick says things like this to me.

dereckfishboy

10-27-2006, 03:11 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Gaia wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: I remember the names of all the bitches that shot me down i do too brother. let it go, they cant hurt you anymore. Thanks. Stu, but I actually meant that more as a joke. <img border="0" src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image1-1.gif" /> <--- Come on, what women in her right mind would turn down a sex machine like that?! Only a woman with high self-esteem, and who needs that fucking baggage anyways. Well
if I was in the cheese state and you approached me, which you probably
wouldnt, but if you did I would throw ya a bone, or two or
three........growl. see, no chick says things like this to me. She's just saying that because I have a shaved head like her boy Maynard. I'm sure the reason chicks don't say things like that to you is that they're intimidated by how goddamned good-looking you are.   No really, I mean that        

This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 10-27-06 @ 7:17 PM

narc

10-27-2006, 03:29 PM

Get a room you two!

Gvac

10-27-2006, 03:30 PM

I just took my pants off.

Don Stugots

10-27-2006, 03:36 PM

Gvac wrote: I just took my pants off.    i got your hat.

kellermcgee21

10-27-2006, 03:43 PM

This thread has taken a weird turn.

FUNKMAN

10-27-2006, 03:46 PM

kellermcgee21 wrote: This thread has taken a weird turn. slowly it turned, step by step, inch by inch...

Don Stugots

10-27-2006, 03:48 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: kellermcgee21 wrote: This thread has taken a weird turn. slowly it turned, step by step, inch by inch...   inch by inch?  you talking about your cock?

boeman

10-27-2006, 07:45 PM

I forgot one girls full name, and one girls last name. Does it count if you never knew the real name? I got BJs from a few strippers when I was a bouncer in a club.

dereckfishboy

10-27-2006, 07:58 PM

boeman wrote: Does it count if you never knew the real name? I got BJs from a few strippers when I was a bouncer in a club.  Depends. Do you consider them people? If so, I think they count. <blockquote />

Gwen

10-30-2006, 05:21 PM

I can remember all but one.  It's not that I can't remember his name I can't remember it exactly is all.  Not sure if it is Graham or Grant.  I think it is Graham.  We only did it once at 3 a.m. after a bender.  Never saw him again and I'm not complaining about that.

FUNKMAN

10-30-2006, 05:34 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: kellermcgee21 wrote: This thread has taken a weird turn. slowly it turned, step by step, inch by inch...   inch by inch?  you talking about your cock? no your mouth...

Gvac

10-30-2006, 06:07 PM

Gwen wrote: I can remember all but one. It's not that I can't remember his name I can't remember it exactly is all. Not sure if it is Graham or Grant. I think it is Graham. We only did it once at 3 a.m. after a bender. Never saw him again and I'm not complaining about that.  Wow, that hurts.  It's Greg, damn it.