Craziest,funnyiest,dumbest thing you've done for $ [Archive]

cozzie

10-23-2006, 05:09 PM

When i was in HS I was kinda poor and one of my best freinds was rich. He and I dated best freinds ,so we would always hang out together. Anyway my freind would pay me $$$ to do stupid shit  One time  we were playing putt putt golf and he offered me $100 to swim out  into the middle of the bay on hole #9 and continue playing putt putt soaking wet for the next 9 holes. So what i wanna know what's the weiredest, funniest things you've done for $$$.  I have a few more to tell, but will do later.

Marc with a c

10-23-2006, 05:11 PM

i french kissed a girl in middle school for $30.she works at an A+ in our hometown, i saw her a couple years ago, it was uncomfortable.

furie

10-23-2006, 05:12 PM

ate a roach for $50

johnniewalker

10-23-2006, 05:13 PM

PapaBear

10-23-2006, 05:16 PM

FezPaul

10-23-2006, 05:16 PM

Drove a tractor-trailer through a snowstorm.

Fez4PrezN2008

10-23-2006, 05:16 PM

Marc with a c wrote: i french kissed a girl in middle school for $30.she works at an A+ in our hometown, i saw her a couple years ago, it was uncomfortable.And you were 22 at the time right? - That's why it was uncomfortable because you thought the date line guy was going to pop up out of a bush.

Marc with a c

10-23-2006, 05:16 PM

johnniewalker wrote: Marc with a c wrote: i french kissed a girl in middle school for $30.she works at an A+ in our hometown, i saw her a couple years ago, it was uncomfortable. What's an A+. a gas station + mini mart.

Marc with a c

10-23-2006, 05:18 PM

PapaBear wrote: Marc with a c wrote: i french kissed a girl in middle school for $30.she works at an A+ in our hometown, i saw her a couple years ago, it was uncomfortable.Unless the girl was a dog, whoever paid you the 30 bucks is a total sucker.she was cute, one of my good friends dated her a couple years later. for free

cozzie

10-23-2006, 05:27 PM

my buddy payed me $45 to simulate making out with a manaquin in A  JC penny

reeshy

10-23-2006, 05:27 PM

BJ!!!!!

cozzie

10-23-2006, 05:36 PM

had to suck manaquin nip

reillyluck

10-23-2006, 05:40 PM

Fez4PrezN2008 wrote: Marc with a c wrote: i french kissed a girl in middle school for $30.she works at an A+ in our hometown, i saw her a couple years ago, it was uncomfortable.And you were 22 at the time right? - That's why it was uncomfortable because you thought the date line guy was going to pop up out of a bush. hopefully he had a cookie before they popped out.

torker

10-23-2006, 05:53 PM

Craziest,funnyiest,dumbest thing you've done for $ Are you willing to consider goofiest, wackiest and zaniest?

cozzie

10-23-2006, 06:01 PM

torker wrote:  Craziest,funnyiest,dumbest thing you've done for $  Are you willing to consider goofiest, wackiest and zaniest?nope the craziest,funnyiest,dumbest

Tall_James

10-23-2006, 07:18 PM

Shot a guy.

burrben

10-23-2006, 07:21 PM

Marc with a c wrote: i french kissed a girl in middle school for $30.she works at an A+ in our hometown, i saw her a couple years ago, it was uncomfortable.the only thing i was paid to do in middle school was the truffle shuffle<img height="156" src="http://www.fakepope.com/thetrue/truffle-shuffle.gif" width="237" border="0" />

This message was edited by burrben on 10-23-06 @ 11:25 PM

keithy_19

10-23-2006, 07:32 PM

Tall_James wrote: Shot a guy. in Reno just to watch him die.

keithy_19

10-23-2006, 07:33 PM

You remember those hanging chads in Florida? Heh...Well...

Gvac

10-23-2006, 07:34 PM

Some stupid red head threw me 20 bucks to eat some jelly.  I'll never understand why.

Bulldogcakes

10-24-2006, 02:28 PM

Tall_James wrote: Shot a guy. in Reno.  <blockquote />

Don Stugots

10-24-2006, 02:30 PM

Marc with a c wrote: i french kissed a girl in middle school for $30.she works at an A+ in our hometown, i saw her a couple years ago, it was uncomfortable.   i have two retorts for you:1) how much did she get paid?2) i bet it was uncomfortable for her, she thought she was making out with a guy.

Marc with a c

10-24-2006, 02:54 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  Marc with a c wrote: i french kissed a girl in middle school for $30.she works at an A+ in our hometown, i saw her a couple years ago, it was uncomfortable.   i have two retorts for you:1) how much did she get paid?2) i bet it was uncomfortable for her, she thought she was making out with a guy. she got paid with sweet tounge carress' as for the second question, a girl i "dated" in middle school is now a lesbian. doesn't really answer the question, just odd.and "dated" doesn't mean slept with, it means held hands with between social studies and spanish.

FezPaul

10-24-2006, 02:55 PM

keithy_19 wrote: Tall_James wrote: Shot a guy. in Reno just to watch him die.Then he got distracted and missed it.

Don Stugots

10-24-2006, 03:18 PM

Marc with a c wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Marc with a c wrote: i french kissed a girl in middle school for $30.she works at an A+ in our hometown, i saw her a couple years ago, it was uncomfortable. i have two retorts for you:1) how much did she get paid?2) i bet it was uncomfortable for her, she thought she was making out with a guy. she got paid with sweet tounge carress'  GROSS as for the second question, a girl i "dated" in middle school is now a lesbian. doesn't really answer the question, just odd.  Hey, i turned a chick lesbo too, cool! and "dated" doesn't mean slept with, it means held hands with between social studies and spanish.  oh no, it was some of the best sex i ever had.  she was crazy.

Jennitalia

10-24-2006, 08:37 PM

i flashed my boobie for a quarter.

narc

10-24-2006, 11:31 PM

This might be a bad one, but...A female friend of mine in High School was dating a guy who was really uptight, conservative and homophobic. We were all in the same AP Bio class. So to loosen him up for her, she asked me if I would mind grabbing his ass. I told her I'd do it for $5. She paid me, so I grabbed a meaty fistful. He was horrified and went off to the bathroom. He came back and got up in my face and told me never to do it again. I just kinda laughed. But the story doesn't end there. Apparently, sometime in college he had a sexual revelation and last I heard was 100% gay. I've always wondered if my advances set him down the road of self-discovery.

Doctor Z

10-25-2006, 12:51 AM

Glory hole in a subway bathroom.


...what?

bobrobot

10-25-2006, 03:07 AM

I had a cameo in a porno movie (I ran across the screen naked) in exchange for $100 & a bucket Of Kentucky Fried Chicken!!!<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/ChineseSpiritMoney2.jpg" border="0" /><img height="275" src="http://www.starliteroom.com/images/Sections/large/lighting/kfclampX.jpg" width="484" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 10-25-06 @ 7:11 AM

ChimneyFish

10-25-2006, 11:53 AM

I've never been the "crazy stunt guy".Does my boss thinking I was working 12+ hours while I was copping dope count????

bobrobot

10-25-2006, 12:05 PM

Does my boss thinking I was working 12+ hours while I was copping dope count???? What a dream come true, being on the clock whilst "waiting for the man...!!!"<img height="200" src="http://www.salvador-dominguez.com/images/201%20discos%20web/Velvet%20Underground%201967.JPG" width="200" border="0" />

ChimneyFish

10-25-2006, 12:10 PM

Combine that with nakedness and a bucket of chicken, and your having one hell of a night.

Gaia

10-25-2006, 12:17 PM

Usually all the stupid, crazy, fun shit I did was for free, and just to do it. BUT, I was at a bar once and one of the bartenders was outside smoking a cigarette, with like, 10 or 15 other people including myself. I was sitting back observing, because that's what I do. So the bartender (he's one funny motherfucker) says to one of the guys: " For 10 bucks would you drink this NJ turnpike?".  It took a really long time for anyone to say they would do it, then there was a taker, but he backed out and said he couldnt do it, this happened several times, so after about 20 minutes of people putting more money into the pool, and not enough balls, I went in for the kill.Hey, It was up to $150.00 bucks. My bf wouldnt kiss me for a week, but it was still hilarious and there was a guy there with a camcorder, so its floating around on film somewhere.

ChimneyFish

10-25-2006, 12:20 PM

I'm guessing a "NJ turnpike" is maybe a cup with a little water in it, in which people put out their smokes????

Gaia

10-25-2006, 06:47 PM

No, I dont think I would have been able to do that. Its a bar rag wrung out into a shot glass; however in my defense, I have worked at that bar several times and I go there frequently, Its very clean, and Im pretty sure the combo of alcohol and soap from the basin where the water initially came from killed everything, I lived. Never got sick, and I would do it again!!!

outlawfrank

10-25-2006, 07:08 PM

Some summer five or six years ago my buddies and i were enjoying a Sunday Funday, all of us drinking with the intention of calling off work on Monday.  Anyway getting real wasted my friend began to projectile vomit all over his wall.  A long piece of spagetti glued itself right on there.  Nasty, but what was real gross was for 50 cents i swallowed it and continued drinking. No gag reflex, i was so proud of myself.<img src="http://www.active.com/images/prod_sys/BowlOfSpagetti.jpg" border="0" />

PaulF

10-25-2006, 08:02 PM

A dancer offered me $75 to drive her home, a round trip for me of about 2 hours, and I had to be up early the next day. You never know what's going to happen, so I went for it. The ride was nothing special, just small talk.When I dropped her off, she had me help her inside where I could use the bathroom and she could pay me, but before I could close the door to the bathroom, she came in pulled my pants down and we ended up on the floor of the bathroom for about 1/2 an hour. She handed me my pants, gave me a kiss and told me to lock the front door behind me on the way out and proceeded to go into her bedroom to sleep. Obviously, I didn't care about the money.On my way home, I stopped for coffee, and when I reached into my pocket to grab my wallet, I realized she had put the $75 in my pocket. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />