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sr71blackbird

10-24-2006, 04:56 PM

I work with this guy who is annoying as hell. He is super concerned about nutrition, fat content, salt content, how foods made, etc.  He is always bragging about being a chef, and sharing recipies with women in the office (he is kind of faggy). Every single time you have any kind of food at your desk, he will notice it and talk about it, why its good for you or bad.  This is taboo to me.  He also does this other thing that drives me bananas..If he thinks what your eating looks appatizing, he will put his face over it an sniff it!!  I have honestly taken my food and just thrown it right in the garbage after he comes by and sees it and does this.  Even if I am hungry, because it just ruins my appetite.  I am at the point that I will actively hide any food I have to avoid this guy. <img height="200" src="http://www.tow.com/photogallery/2003/20030712_sf/images/thumbs/2003-07-12_1939-01.jpg" width="150" border="0" />

Don Stugots

10-24-2006, 05:01 PM

punch this guy right in his fucking face.  if he sniffed my food i would throw it at him and say thanks for blowing your fucking nose on my left over fusilli.  son of a bitch.  what is smelling my fucking lunch going to do for him?  do i look like i want to eat your snot balls?  mother fucker.  this is my lunch! not a box of kleenex.

sr71blackbird

10-24-2006, 05:05 PM

I am too nice to do that, but I have felt like doing that!  It drives me nuts, because I am trying to watch my diet, and and if what you are eating is unhealthy, he will go on and on about it, lecturing you almost, about how its high in this or that, bad for your heart or whatever.  This guys skinny as a rail and loud and effeminate.    

This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 10-24-06 @ 9:06 PM

TheMojoPin

10-24-2006, 05:10 PM

Why is "please don't do that" or "I'm sorry, but I'm trying to eat" so difficult to say?  Just because you wear old women's sandals doesn't mean you can't stand up for yourself.

Marc with a c

10-24-2006, 05:10 PM

way to break those stereotypes stu.

mikeyboy

10-24-2006, 05:12 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: punch this guy right in his fucking face.  Savage.  That's totally inappropriate for an office environment.  Give him a full-force, open-hand smack to the side of the head.  As an added bonus, his center of gravity will working against him because he'll be bending over, which means he'll hit the floor.  To really get the message across, urinate on his back while he's down, but only if the boss isn't around.

PhishHead

10-24-2006, 05:13 PM

Yea i agree with Mojo, saying those things would nto be rude by any means, what he is doing is actually the rude part.  Always follow Mojo's advice 96.8% of the time he is correct.

Death Metal Moe

10-24-2006, 05:14 PM

If someone has something delicious looking at work, I'll wave my hand over it so the scent travels to me without getting my big fat head over their plate.And ONLY after asking 1st, Jesus.

sr71blackbird

10-24-2006, 05:16 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: Why is "please don't do that" or "I'm sorry, but I'm trying to eat" so difficult to say?  Just because you wear old women's sandals doesn't mean you can't stand up for yourself. By the time he does it, its ruined.  Thats why I have taken to hiding it.  He is the kind to get LOUD about why he thinks there is nothing wrong with whatever he does, and it attracts attention.  I do not like attention, especially when I am trying to eat.  I know if he does it once more, I will have to make a stand.  I can squash this guy like a bug!

Don Stugots

10-24-2006, 05:17 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: I am too nice to do that, but I have felt like doing that! It drives me nuts, because I am trying to watch my diet, and and if what you are eating is unhealthy, he will go on and on about it, lecturing you almost, about how its high in this or that, bad for your heart or whatever. This guys skinny as a rail and loud and effeminate. 

This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 10-24-06 @ 9:06 PM   you're too nice for that?  well have me met you in your office for lunch. Marc, shutty.  fusilli is good stuff.  you want to have some of grammy's sauce?  you will hooked like a crack addict.  i have a weight problem for a reason.  mikeyboy, you have been in the law offices for too long.  come have lunch at the construction site.  it lots of fun.

badorties

10-24-2006, 05:19 PM

i utterly abhor the endless line of co-workers who found it appropiate to comment on my lunchi work in the UES and lunch can be very expensive and/or junky fast food ... bringing a sandwich or salad to work never tastes as good, and i usually eat cereal at my desk -- and there's always one mindless, intrusive twit who need to make a big deal about itit's a much water-downed version of the 'c' word for me -- a completely irrational reaction to a social interaction

jetdog

10-24-2006, 05:24 PM

A decoy possibly?  place some food within notice, maybe a rice
dish, something you can make alot of but not feel bad about wasting
some, and just boobytrap that SOB.  Creative solutions abound
here.

Don Stugots

10-24-2006, 05:26 PM

jetdog wrote: A decoy possibly? place some food within notice, maybe a rice
dish, something you can make alot of but not feel bad about wasting
some, and just boobytrap that SOB. Creative solutions abound
here. 
   spit in that dish and after he tastes it ask him how does he like your spit in his mouth because next time it will be in his face.  fag

jetdog

10-24-2006, 05:32 PM

Last weekend we stayed with a friend. He is a really good guy, but he's
completely neurotic, very susceptible to suggestion, so the new
nutrition fad grabs him immedietely (as do pamphlets about abortion and
womens' Lib).  It's so put-offish to have someone focus and
comment on what you eat, I really had to leave the room before I let
the urge to deck him overwhelm me.  I really think people like
this are very insecure and are tying desperately establish an identity.

Fez4PrezN2008

10-24-2006, 05:40 PM

<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/Nasal_hair1.jpg" border="0" />What's so bad about a little snif among friends and co-workers. I don't see the problem

cozzie

10-24-2006, 05:58 PM

here's what you do,  next time you see this guy coming your way put your dominant hand under the dish that is holding your food. when he goes to sniff , do a fake cough and smake him in the nose with your food.  Kinda like a reaction to your cough and he WILL get the message.

narc

10-24-2006, 06:11 PM

sr71blackbird wrote:  This guys skinny as a rail and loud and effeminate. 

This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 10-24-06 @ 9:06 PM  You work with Mario Cantone?

grlNIN

10-24-2006, 06:23 PM

Don't front, we know he's sniffing your ass. And that you like it.

FUNKMAN

10-24-2006, 07:18 PM

MadMatt

10-24-2006, 07:26 PM

Put a small water gun or squirt bottle next to you on the table.  When he starts moving toward you, place your hand on the gun/bottle and say "don't come any closer."  If he moves closer, squirt him once in the chest and warn him again.  If that doesn't do it, squirt him once in the face.  If he still doesn't get the point, unload on his groin.Not only should he stay away from your food at this point, he may even think you are nuts and will completely leave you alone.

suggums

10-24-2006, 07:54 PM

one of my roommates always has to fucking sniff my reefer every time he comes in my room.  even if it's no different from the last dozen times he's stuck his nose in the little container.  really annoying.

Recyclerz

10-24-2006, 07:56 PM

mikeyboy wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: punch this guy right in his fucking face.  Savage.  That's totally inappropriate for an office environment.  Give him a full-force, open-hand smack to the side of the head.  As an added bonus, his center of gravity will working against him because he'll be bending over, which means he'll hit the floor.  To really get the message across, urinate on his back while he's down, but only if the boss isn't around.There you have it.  Excellent legal advice from a Martindale A rated lawyer suitable for printing and waving at the cops when they're trying to arrest you.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />I suggest you have a nice gumbo for lunch tomorrow. Just make sure ESD hasn't taken it for a "test drive", if you catch my drift.

narc

10-24-2006, 08:18 PM

How about finding his food and putting some of this in it?<img width="180" height="180" border="0" src="http://www.originaljuan.com/images/fullsize/sku1417.jpg" /> Mikeyboy, comment? (Or can you at least post a link to the audio? I love when Ron starts getting annoyed at your reports) 

This message was edited by narc on 10-25-06 @ 12:27 AM

reeshy

10-25-2006, 02:56 AM

I have honestly never seen this kind of behaviour performed in my presence....nor have I heard of it until I have read it here...so here is my question....What kind of fucking animals do you hang out with???? It doesn't say much for you, young man!!!! Change your circle of friends, wear a clean shirt for a change and give your seat to the next pregnant woman you see.....you must change your sordid lifestyle before it is too late....I will wait for your report!!!!

A.J.

10-25-2006, 05:40 AM

Stick his face in the food like when a puppy pisses on the carpet.

Lumber

10-25-2006, 05:45 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: punch this guy right in his fucking face.  if he sniffed my food i would throw it at him and say thanks for blowing your fucking nose on my left over fusilli.  son of a bitch.  what is smelling my fucking lunch going to do for him?  do i look like i want to eat your snot balls?  mother fucker.  this is my lunch! not a box of kleenex.            I'd punch him dead in the face too..............On the other hand, I do sniff the "Puss" I'm about to eat.

angelinad128

10-25-2006, 07:46 AM

The guy sounds like a real dick. You have to say something to him. As soon as you see or hear him coming just cover your lunch and tell him to go away. Since your a nice guy, say it nicely. 

FUNKMAN

10-25-2006, 08:01 AM

Lumber wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: punch this guy right in his fucking face.  if he sniffed my food i would throw it at him and say thanks for blowing your fucking nose on my left over fusilli.  son of a bitch.  what is smelling my fucking lunch going to do for him?  do i look like i want to eat your snot balls?  mother fucker.  this is my lunch! not a box of kleenex.            I'd punch him dead in the face too..............On the other hand, I do sniff the "Puss" I'm about to eat.sicko<img src="http://fsguns.com/images/GiantPussyCat.jpg" border="0" />

Marc with a c

10-25-2006, 08:39 AM

Lumber wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: punch this guy right in his fucking face.  if he sniffed my food i would throw it at him and say thanks for blowing your fucking nose on my left over fusilli.  son of a bitch.  what is smelling my fucking lunch going to do for him?  do i look like i want to eat your snot balls?  mother fucker.  this is my lunch! not a box of kleenex.            I'd punch him dead in the face too..............On the other hand, I do sniff the "Puss" I'm about to eat.mmm. butterscotch baby

Don Stugots

10-25-2006, 01:50 PM

Lumber wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: punch this guy right in his fucking face. if he sniffed my food i would throw it at him and say thanks for blowing your fucking nose on my left over fusilli. son of a bitch. what is smelling my fucking lunch going to do for him? do i look like i want to eat your snot balls? mother fucker. this is my lunch! not a box of kleenex. I'd punch him dead in the face too..............On the other hand, I do sniff the "Puss" I'm about to eat.   how could you not take a nice big sniff of it.  you have to enjoy it with all if your senses.