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and not in a comfortable location<br />
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-31-2006, 04:43 PM
The beans or the frank?<br />
cozzie
10-31-2006, 04:45 PM
had to put TP on the frank ! time , looked stupid.
cougarjake13
10-31-2006, 04:45 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />The beans or the frank?<br /><p>how the hell did you get the beans above the frank?????</p>
furie
10-31-2006, 04:47 PM
why the fuck are you trimming down there?!
cougarjake13
10-31-2006, 04:48 PM
<strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />why the fuck are you trimming down there?! <p>he was trimming his mangina, they all do it</p>
FUNKMAN
10-31-2006, 04:48 PM
frank who?
cougarjake13
10-31-2006, 04:51 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />frank who? <p>who what now ???</p>
Hottub
10-31-2006, 04:52 PM
<strong>Frank</strong>ly. that is a woeful tale. Fortunatly I have never <strong>bean</strong> there. Godspeed with your healing.
<strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />why the fuck are you trimming down there?! <p>Because its great when a man practices good grooming down there, thats why.</p><p>Come on, do you like going down on a chick when shes like a sasquatch? Didnt think so, unless you like that sorta thing. </p>
FUNKMAN
10-31-2006, 04:58 PM
<p>i heard dog saliva is god for that...</p><p>edit: and good as well</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 10-31-06 @ 8:58 PM</span>
cozzie
10-31-2006, 05:14 PM
<strong>haha.</strong>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-31-2006, 05:16 PM
Grooming down there is just common courtesy. Plus it makes your junk look bigger.<br />
Hottub
10-31-2006, 05:18 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Grooming down there is just common courtesy. Plus it makes your junk look bigger.<br /><p>Gospel. Alice is wise beyond my years.</p>
Don't trim...<a href="http://www.bettybeauty.com/" target="_self">spruce it up a bit.</a><br />
FUNKMAN
10-31-2006, 05:44 PM
i hear IcyHot is good for that...
Team_Ramrod
10-31-2006, 06:56 PM
<p>That is quite the unfortunate situation. The key now is to maintain that nice, soft, smooth, clear, glistening, powdery feel and look by doing a weekly maintanence on your junk.... Call it a 3 point performance tune-up.</p><p>By these regularily scheduled check-ups you will avoid those dreaded clippers and the skin grabs... Use a Mach 3, nice short strokes and a fair amount of shaving cream. Use a female cream, the men's cream will create a mild sensation of burning. </p><p>I hope this will help you avoid those skin grabs. Just watch out when you do your taint, there is a real chance of hooking the flap right by your ass. Oh, and speaking of ass, don't do between your ass cheeks. The constant rubbing while walking and the heat between those sons of bitches will create the biggest rash you have ever had.</p><p>One more thing, When you are done shaving douse your choda in baby powder, it's terrific.</p>
Bossanova
10-31-2006, 07:00 PM
I actually find that female razors are better. especially when you shave the shaft. They are designed for sensative skin. I don't know the name, but they are pink. And shaving down there is def ok gentleman.
If I start shaving my junk then I'll have to move on to the legs and before you know it I'll be a hairless freak. I'll just stick with the occasional clip here and there.<br />
Fallon
10-31-2006, 07:06 PM
<p>I use this and my balls are smooth as a babys ass.</p><p><img width="278" height="500" border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000BUW8WM.01-A12IO5KBJD6301.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" /> </p>
reeshy
11-01-2006, 01:48 AM
<img width="123" height="147" border="0" src="http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z7qsS7l5QDwxtM:http://www.wikco.com/images/Vanderclip3.jpg" />
EffMeBoobs
11-01-2006, 10:23 AM
That sounds like a <strong><em>really</em></strong> familiar story.
SatCam
11-01-2006, 10:29 AM
<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br>If I start shaving my junk then I'll have to move on to the legs and before you know it I'll be a hairless freak. I'll just stick with the occasional clip here and there.<br /><p></p>
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boeman
11-01-2006, 05:18 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I use this and my balls are smooth as a babys ass.</p><p>Do we all get a feel?</p>
shittyhambrgers
11-01-2006, 05:23 PM
i shave down there with a straight razor in the shower w/ soap. works like a charm.<br />
sr71blackbird
11-01-2006, 05:25 PM
<strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />why the fuck are you trimming down there?! <p>Why arent you?? I cant go back to having hair no more. I used the trimmers the first time only, after that, I use the Mach 3</p>
BrownTown
11-01-2006, 05:32 PM
Be thankful. It could've been much worse. A buddy of mine caught his berry satchel so bad with clippers while manscaping that he needed 9 stitches. Since his mishap I havent used clippers for anything below the neck.
VIVA LA MACH 3 TURBO!!!!!!
BeerBandit
11-01-2006, 05:52 PM
<p> </p><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I use this and my balls are smooth as a babys ass.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I don't ever want to hear you use "my balls" and "a baby's ass" in the same sentence ever again. </p>
FUNKMAN
11-01-2006, 05:56 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I use this and my balls are smooth as a babys ass.</p><p> </p><p>do they say spalding on the side?</p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.streetplay.com/photos/images/spaldings.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>
<p> </p><strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br />That sounds like a <strong><em>really</em></strong> familiar story.<p> </p><p> </p><p>I was totally going to write here to beg Poots to tell his tale. Jon, I'm sorry for your loss. Heheh. </p>
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