Pain in my ASS!!!!

[terry1979]

<p>Well, it finally came.&nbsp; I knew I was going to get it.&nbsp; I have what they call a piloniddal cyst (I think that is the correct spelling).&nbsp; For those of who don't know, that is a cyst on the&nbsp;bottom of your tailbone...basically the top of your ass crack.&nbsp; My brother had it years ago and it is genetic, so I always suspected I'd get it.&nbsp; They say you are out of the woods if it doesn't pop up before 27, I will be 27 one month from today.&nbsp; I can not even explain to you how painful it is.&nbsp; It is about the size of a golf ball and it is right in the middle of the top of my ass.&nbsp; Walking is almost impossible and sitting is painful as hell.&nbsp; I am on antibiotics and it should drain on it's own over the next week.&nbsp; Bur that does not get rid of it.&nbsp; I have to undergo surgery sometime within the next few months and it is a huge surgery,,,,they have to make sure the whole cyst is taken out so they cut about an inch deep and 3 inches wide.&nbsp; The cut is to big to seal, so I will be missing a big part of my left ass cheek for a good 3 -4 momths and basically will be wearing diapers.&nbsp; It takes ten days after the surgery until I will even be able to sit.....and I have to live away from Kristen for that time period because the gauze needs to be changed every 2 hours to prevent infection.&nbsp; SO I will be living at home and having my mother tend to my ass for a good two weeks!!!</p><p>That is my sob story....I know what furom this is in, but I give full consent to any funny jokes that you may think of!!</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>I thought this was gonna be a Shelle Bink thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That is my sob story....I know what furom this is in, but I give full consent to any funny jokes that you may think of!!</p><p>Respeck the Forum.</p><p>We're here for you&nbsp;and happy birthday.</p>

[reeshy]

I feel your pain...get better soon!!!!!<br />

[feralBoy]

<p>This may sound really weird but here is something you may want to try.</p><p>Drink a glass of warm water with a teaspoon of turmeric in it, three times a day.&nbsp; </p><p>You may think i'm crazy, but I had something very similar, and I tried this an it worked.&nbsp; It can't hurt.&nbsp; at most it will cost you 5 bucks.&nbsp; You can get it in the spice aisle of any supermarket.&nbsp; Supposedly turmeric is a blood purifier and has anti-inflammatory effects on the body.&nbsp; </p><p>btw, i'm not like a new age hippy or something.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

Wow, sorry to hear that man!&nbsp; Sounds really painfull.&nbsp; Im sure its embarresing to have you mom looking at your ass too.&nbsp; That tumeric thing sounds interesting.. I never heard of it.&nbsp; Good luck and get well!

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Since the thread starter gave permission to have at him, I'm moving this thread out of &quot;That's Life&quot; to the Confessional just too keep things slightly less confusing.</p>

[WhistlePig]

That sounds awful, man! Good luck with your ass cyst.

[blakjeezis]

<p>I'm pretty sure they call that a tail, bro.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But, you know, good luck with it and everything. I wish you the best.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not the tail. I mean, I wish you all the best and a speedy recovery that's as easy as possible.&nbsp;</p>

[lintpit]

Hey man, hurry up and call O and A. They can exploit this thing for 50 to 60 sec's of comedic genius.&nbsp; Better your tail than your tallywhacker.good luck br_ {i can't do it to you dude} good luck!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by lintpit on 11-8-06 @ 5:12 AM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>so they cut about an inch deep and 3 inches wide</p><p>you would probably hardly notice that on kirstie alley's nice big hiney</p><p>best of luck with the procedure and healing up!</p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I thought this was gonna be a Shelle Bink thread.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nah, no anal for the Binker.&nbsp;</p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

preensile tail?