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goatman

11-17-2006, 09:32 PM

Is it possible that I’m not as funny as I think I am?Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don’t appreciate me?Why do I cut myself?Or overeat?  I guess that I’m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.

IamFogHat

11-17-2006, 09:37 PM

goatman wrote: Is it possible that I’m not as funny as I think I am?Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don’t appreciate me?Why do I cut myself?Or overeat? I guess that I’m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.  The real question is, where is IamnotaTool?

Keotok

11-17-2006, 10:18 PM

goatman wrote: Is it possible that I’m not as funny as I think I am?Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don’t appreciate me?Why do I cut myself?Or overeat? I guess that I’m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.   Location: virginia

Drunky McBetidont

11-18-2006, 12:16 AM

goatman wrote: Is it possible that I’m not as funny as I think I am?Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don’t appreciate me?Why do I cut myself?Or overeat?  I guess that I’m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.   are you a great big fat person?  if so,  would ya? seriously, we are only as funny as we think we are.  or as funny as other people think we are.  or as funny as the rediculous size of our paychecks are.i try to over-eat whenever i can (hedonism rules.)  i never tried to cut myself, but i am often very self-destructive. as far as being under appretiated, i have to ask myself, "how often do i compliment people around me every day?"  what goes up... must come down.  you gotta give it away before you get it back (enough cliches for you?)  remember: everyone is as insecure as you.  remember that and all is good budday.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="18" height="18" />

MrPink

11-18-2006, 12:36 AM

fuckin cunt motjafucka

FUNKMAN

11-18-2006, 01:44 AM

goatman wrote: Is it possible that I’m not as funny as I think I am?Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don’t appreciate me?Why do I cut myself?Or overeat?     what do you expect, you're a goat MAN!

Poochie

11-18-2006, 02:32 AM

yes it is entirely possible you are a tool and don't know it.why don't you post something you think is funny and we'll bash you...i mean critique youyou may overeat cause your bored, unloved and not really attractive. I know thats why I do.

Sheeplovr

11-18-2006, 02:36 AM

happy birthday

JimmyDuvet

11-18-2006, 04:08 AM

I'll be at the Jackson Steakhouse in Williamsburg tonight. How about y'all come by and I'll reassure you that you are great (or really do suck).

torker

11-18-2006, 04:50 AM

My diagnosis: chronic halitosis.

Death Metal Moe

11-18-2006, 05:14 AM

goatman wrote: Is it possible that I’m not as funny as I think I am?Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don’t appreciate me?Why do I cut myself?Or overeat?  I guess that I’m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.   Point 1: It may be possible but I won't judge you on this one post, you seem like you were in a bad place at the time.Point 2: You may be attracted to people who aren't right for you, or  you may have expectations that no person can meet.  You might be expecting unreasonable things from people.  Don't forget, they're imperfect just like you and me. Point 3: I don't know, I'm not a teenage girl.  But seriously, I never got that shit.  Only time I ever cut myself was digging into my fingers to get metal spurs and splinters out of them working as a carpenter. Point 4: Because food is delicious.

Tenbatsuzen

11-18-2006, 05:17 AM

Sheeplovr wrote: happy birthday  OK, that made me giggle.  Well played.

Don Stugots

11-18-2006, 07:40 AM

goatman wrote: Is it possible that I’m not as funny as I think I am?Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don’t appreciate me?Why do I cut myself?Or overeat? I guess that I’m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.    for the last week of so, i have felt the same way.