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Gaia
11-18-2006, 11:41 AM
<p>My stomach is killing me. one of my problems with stress is it hits me right in the bread basked, I hate it. I get upset; and I'm doubled over in pain. To compensate I'm about to spark up a fat ass bowl.</p><p>Don't tell anyone though.</p><p>What do you do to relieve stress, or the effects that stress has on your body/miind?</p>

MrPink
11-18-2006, 11:48 AM
I get drunk

Hottub
11-18-2006, 11:49 AM
<p>I ban Potheads! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-sealed.gif" border="0" alt="Sealed" title="Sealed" width="18" height="18" /></p><p>Actually, I take a walk around the neighborhood. Sometimes I bring the puppy with me. Pop the iPod on, get some fresh air, and try to clear my head.</p><p>If that doesn't work, it's &quot;Miller Time&quot;!</p>

johnniewalker
11-18-2006, 11:54 AM
Same here, I like to go for a run.&nbsp; Im usually bored by my problems by the time I get back from my run. &nbsp; <br />

reillyluck
11-18-2006, 11:57 AM
who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts!&nbsp; LOL

burrben
11-18-2006, 11:57 AM
masturbate

ShelleBink
11-18-2006, 12:03 PM
<p>I have sex dreams while on the train.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or I do something that will make me laugh ((watch/listen to comedians, whatever))&nbsp;</p>

Gvac
11-18-2006, 12:03 PM
<p>I calm myself down by doing some deep breathing, putting on some soothing music, and think about what's stressing me.&nbsp; It's usually something so trivial that I can't believe I let it get to me in the first place.&nbsp; </p><p>If that doesn't work I usually punch someone in the teeth. &nbsp;</p>

reillyluck
11-18-2006, 12:19 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>I have sex dreams while on the train.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or I do something that will make me laugh ((watch/listen to comedians, whatever))&nbsp;</p><p>i wanted to put the little smiley face that is rolling around laughing.&nbsp; where the fuck did it go?&nbsp; </p><p>oh well....rolling&nbsp; smiley face guy goes here. </p>

reillyluck
11-18-2006, 12:20 PM
Happy 4:20!!!

ChrisTheCop
11-18-2006, 12:28 PM
<img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/HM36~Drugs-Are-Bad-Posters.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="425" />

lleeder
11-18-2006, 12:42 PM
Eat, masterbate and repeat

Contra
11-18-2006, 01:15 PM
I kill people in the fantasy world on my TV, or I listen to music, write

grlNIN
11-18-2006, 01:17 PM
<p>Sob.</p><p>Really though, i used to smoke for about 2 years straight and now i am so repulsed by it it's not even a joke. I'd rather have a drink when i'm stressed but that's not an excellent habit to run to whenever you're stressed.</p><p>SO, if it's something minor brush it off but if i am feeling overwhelmed and exhausted by it i usually have a mini breakdown and cry it all out.&nbsp;</p><p>Actually helps a lot.&nbsp;</p>

TheGameHHH
11-18-2006, 01:29 PM
In all seriousness i'll either smoke some weed, jerk off, or have a dip. Those are the three ways I handle stress. <br />

AnomalisticAnna
11-18-2006, 02:44 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts!&nbsp; LOL <p>Blizzunts. They are the secret to my sanity. I could almost give up alcohol entirely. <em>Almost.</em></p>

MHasegawa
11-18-2006, 02:55 PM
turn on XM chill and run a batch

Bulldogcakes
11-18-2006, 05:45 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have sex dreams while on the train.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or I do something that will make me laugh ((watch/listen to comedians, whatever)) </p>&nbsp;If you have a REALLY bad day, you could have sex dreams about a comedian. &nbsp; &nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.illinoisfamily.org/content/img/f30433/Rodney%20Dangerfield.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="307" />&nbsp;</p><p>OH RODNEY!! OOHHH RODNEY!!!!!!&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
11-18-2006, 05:50 PM
god i wish i could do something to relax.&nbsp; i am stressed beyond my limits. i am chopping at the bit at anypne the even looks at me.&nbsp; i am driving regina and the dog nuts with it.&nbsp; it is keeping my up at night, and fucking up my head in the day time.&nbsp; <br />

Bulldogcakes
11-18-2006, 06:10 PM
<p>What's up Stu? You've posted that a few times now. </p><p>Or maybe start a thread in the Thats life forum. &nbsp;</p>

Gaia
11-18-2006, 06:14 PM
<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/HM36~Drugs-Are-Bad-Posters.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="425" /> <p>You gonna' dime me out or arrest me COPPER?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I wont go ya' see!!! I won't do it!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gaia on 11-18-06 @ 10:15 PM</span>

Tazz
11-18-2006, 06:16 PM
<p>Wack off. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It used to be drinking, but that just made it worse.<br /> </p>

Doctor Z
11-18-2006, 06:35 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br>masturbate<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
Here-here.

Team_Ramrod
11-18-2006, 07:37 PM
<p>I go to the wifey for some sex. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She then&nbsp;says no and&nbsp;I usually slam doors and punch walls... When I get over the stresses of not getting any I usually go and rub one out. Thus providing <em>temporary</em> relief from two things.</p>

reillyluck
11-18-2006, 08:34 PM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />god i wish i could do something to relax.&nbsp; i am stressed beyond my limits. i am chopping at the bit at anypne the even looks at me.&nbsp; i am driving regina and the dog nuts with it.&nbsp; it is keeping my up at night, and fucking up my head in the day time.&nbsp; <br /><p>i can give you a big hug, will that help?&nbsp; sometimes hugs help me. you need a really big long hug from a cute chick.</p>

HypnoDude
11-18-2006, 09:30 PM
I usually think of a chick on train who is thinking about sex....

Aggie
11-20-2006, 07:26 AM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts!&nbsp; LOL <p>I do, I do! And then I'm never stressed.</p><p>We need to smoke Gaia! Then eat up all your cereal.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Aggie on 11-20-06 @ 11:29 AM</span>

FUNKMAN
11-20-2006, 07:31 AM
<p>stress bugs my tummy too... i usually just pop a couple tums or hit the hard stuff and take a swig of mylanta</p><p>the worst part is when the tummy pain leads to a headache</p>

ChimneyFish
11-20-2006, 12:23 PM
<strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Cigarettes and beer, and a heart attack by 40.</font></em></strong>

outlawfrank
11-20-2006, 12:35 PM
I like to meet my stress with even more stress.&nbsp; Have that new coke&nbsp;stress esculate quickly, so that in the end I'm Henry Hill(Ray Liotta) in Goodfellas, worried about helicopters, spagetti sauce and that fucking lucky hat.&nbsp; Create this three day ride because I couldn't decide between frozen pizza, or frozen macaroni and cheese.&nbsp; And you know what this works, the decision isn't so stressful anymore.

SatCam
11-20-2006, 02:09 PM
ignore it

RoseBlood
12-17-2006, 12:45 AM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />ignore it <p><img src="http://www.yachtbasinmarina.com/serenity%20now%202.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="500" /></p>

RoseBlood
12-17-2006, 12:58 AM
<p>I try&nbsp;anything and everything but when all else fails:</p><p>There's always this:</p><p><img src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/tallboy.jpg" border="0" width="800" height="600" /></p><p>or that:</p><p><img src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/bowl.jpg" border="0" width="640" height="480" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Poochie
12-17-2006, 01:01 AM
<p>I am with ya sweetie..i swear to you, at this moment, i have a drunk man in my bed...i actually had to go to the bathroom to relieve myself, he was HORRiBLE!!!!!!!!! what the hell? he is in my bed right at this moment, what do I do? oh yes...i smoked quite a bit...and i will admit, only to RonFez.net, I am listenening to Mike and the Mechanics right now. and&nbsp;i am jammin'</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Poochie on 12-17-06 @ 5:07 AM</span>

PapaBear
12-17-2006, 01:10 AM
I really miss pot. I've been thinking about taking it up again. It's just no fun, without cool people to smoke it with.

Poochie
12-17-2006, 01:11 AM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />I really miss pot. I've been thinking about taking it up again. It's just no fun, without cool people to smoke it with. <p>you can smoke with me anytime Papa.</p>

spoon
12-17-2006, 01:13 AM
<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I am with ya sweetie..i swear to you, at this moment, i have a drunk man in my bed...i actually had to go to the bathroom to relieve myself, he was HORRiBLE!!!!!!!!! what the hell? he is in my bed right at this moment, what do I do? oh yes...i smoked quite a bit...and i will admit, only to RonFez.net, I am listenening to Mike and the Mechanics right now. and&nbsp;i am jammin'</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Poochie on 12-17-06 @ 5:07 AM</span> <p>The last two posts were top notch until you said Mike and the Mechanics!!1&nbsp; In the living years.............&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

PapaBear
12-17-2006, 01:14 AM
That would be fun Poochie, but do you have a bong that reaches from Wisconsin to VA?

Poochie
12-17-2006, 01:21 AM
<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I am with ya sweetie..i swear to you, at this moment, i have a drunk man in my bed...i actually had to go to the bathroom to relieve myself, he was HORRiBLE!!!!!!!!! what the hell? he is in my bed right at this moment, what do I do? oh yes...i smoked quite a bit...and i will admit, only to RonFez.net, I am listenening to Mike and the Mechanics right now. and&nbsp;i am jammin'</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Poochie on 12-17-06 @ 5:07 AM</span> <p>The last two posts were top notch until you said Mike and the Mechanics!!1&nbsp; In the living years.............&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>hey hey now...it was not 'in the living years'..that really doesn't matter does not? Wow.&nbsp;i think i celebrated R&amp;F a tad too much :)</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Poochie
12-17-2006, 01:34 AM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />That would be fun Poochie, but do you have a bong that reaches from Wisconsin to VA? <p>i have a piece of crap that i got at a porn store here! thankfully, i have friends that smoke and don't drink...they always have the good stuff..moderation is the key i suppose..so they say.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Poochie on 12-17-06 @ 5:36 AM</span>

sr71blackbird
12-17-2006, 03:24 AM
I take long walks, and see my friends. I'll do some hosue cleaning to get my mind off whats bothering me.&nbsp; I think its better to be constructive then to get caught up in dwelling on whats bothering you.&nbsp; I dont drink anymore, nor smoke anything.&nbsp;

boeman
12-17-2006, 02:01 PM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My stomach is killing me. one of my problems with stress is it hits me right in the bread basked, I hate it. I get upset; and I'm doubled over in pain. </p><p>I'm with you on this... I've been that way for years. I also can't eat, I'm hungry but if I eat anything it comes right up.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Unfortunately, now stress also makes me a bit on the mentally unstable side (I say bit, but it can be quite bad). unfortunately I'm right now getting over a bout of this problem. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1 thing I do to ease the stomach pain, I take a fiber supplement daily. I've noticed that the pains don't throw me to the floor anymore... now just mildly annoying.</p>

narc
12-19-2006, 10:57 AM
If something's really bothering me, I'll just get drunk (not completely drunk - just get a nice buzz worked up) and then go to bed. Then I wake up feeling like a million bucks.

phixion
12-19-2006, 11:07 AM
<p>why is it that all it takes for a girl to turn me on is to talk about smoking chronic? god im not even a pothead anymore im a fuckin burnout. </p>

ralphbxny
12-19-2006, 11:48 AM
<p>Alcohol and XM 202....then Weed if things get real bad.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

fohat
12-19-2006, 04:27 PM
<p>I love smoking dried flowers...</p><p>pots ok too</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>HAHA See what I did there?&nbsp; Shoot that shit to the sky&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
12-19-2006, 05:03 PM
i make lame jokes on a cool message board.