I want to eat a penguin.

[Patches]

<p>How can I make this&nbsp;happen?</p><p>&nbsp;They look delicious.</p>

[A.J.]

Fellate Danny DeVito.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Paging Arienette and ADF to this thread...</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[trackstand]

<p><a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/penguinswing.html">http://www.ebaumsworld.com/penguinswing.html</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Find yourself a Wonder Twin.</p><p>Tell your twin to go first, and tell them to turn into a penguin.&nbsp; If they ask what you are turning into, say a bucket of water or something.</p><p>Then, when they turn into a penguin, you turn into a Killer Whale.</p><p>Proceed to eat.</p>

[ChrisTheCop]

<p><img src="http://www.purplepenguin.org/images/hd%20menu.jpg" border="0" width="243" height="266" /></p><p>IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Find yourself a Wonder Twin.</p><p>Tell your twin to go first, and tell them to turn into a penguin.&nbsp; If they ask what you are turning into, say a bucket of water or something.</p><p>Then, when they turn into a penguin, you turn into a Killer Whale.</p><p>Proceed to eat.</p><p>There's a flaw in your logic.&nbsp; Wasn't the girl wonder twin always some animal, and the guy wonder twin always some form of water (e.g. form of an ice ladder)?&nbsp; Besides, for all we know, wonder twins revert back to their original form when killed.&nbsp; It's probably not what you want when you're hoping for a penguin snack and end up with a bite of your sister.</p>

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>although, now that you mention it, I am starvin'</p><p><img src="http://www.2ktours.com/cgi-bin/photogallery/nhl%202005-2006/pensoilers/cheerleader.jpg" border="0" width="364" height="486" />&nbsp;</p>

[ADF]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Find yourself a Wonder Twin.</p><p>Tell your twin to go first, and tell them to turn into a penguin. If they ask what you are turning into, say a bucket of water or something.</p><p>Then, when they turn into a penguin, you turn into a Killer Whale.</p><p>Proceed to eat.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That plan would never work.&nbsp; You could maybe turn into an ice killer whale, but you wouldn't have any taste buds and be unable to enjoy the eating of the penguin.&nbsp; Sheesh! </p>

[Patches]

<p>How about at least penguin eggs?</p><p>&nbsp;This is truly an untapped market- fuckin delicious.</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Find yourself a Wonder Twin.</p><p>Tell your twin to go first, and tell them to turn into a penguin.&nbsp; If they ask what you are turning into, say a bucket of water or something.</p><p>Then, when they turn into a penguin, you turn into a Killer Whale.</p><p>Proceed to eat.</p><p>There's a flaw in your logic.&nbsp; Wasn't the girl wonder twin always some animal, and the guy wonder twin always some form of water (e.g. form of an ice ladder)?&nbsp; Besides, for all we know, wonder twins revert back to their original form when killed.&nbsp; It's probably not what you want when you're hoping for a penguin snack and end up with a bite of your sister.</p><p>Well excuse me, Mr. Wonder Twin know it all!&nbsp; In my mind, it works!</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Find yourself a Wonder Twin.</p><p>Tell your twin to go first, and tell them to turn into a penguin. If they ask what you are turning into, say a bucket of water or something.</p><p>Then, when they turn into a penguin, you turn into a Killer Whale.</p><p>Proceed to eat.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That plan would never work.&nbsp; You could maybe turn into an ice killer whale, but you wouldn't have any taste buds and be unable to enjoy the eating of the penguin.&nbsp; Sheesh! </p><p>Why don't you join Mikeyboy on logic corner!</p>

[Patches]

<p>Just end&nbsp;it now... you sir are our winner.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://www.purplepenguin.org/images/hd%20menu.jpg" border="0" width="243" height="266" /></p><p>IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Screw the penguin.&nbsp; I want to eat Tom and Katie's baby....</font></p><p><img src="http://hosted.ap.org/photos/2/26f30d4b-ff70-444f-ad8c-480bb0231806-big.jpg" border="0" width="190" height="256" /></p><p><font size="2">Can we stop hearing about the f-ing wedding NOW?</font></p>

[jsmigley]

<p>Maybe something like a Pengduckin, would be good</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[boeman]

<p>I hear the breast meat is tender but the wings are tough and chewy. </p>

[Furtherman]

We had penguin for Thanksgiving one year, but it didn't fly.

[yomudder21]

<p>ew, i heard the meat is really greasy.&nbsp; Better stick with baby seal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>Yum.&nbsp; I wish I worked for IBM.</p><p><img src="http://ukai.jp/Pics/2004/01-11-lca2004/imgp0811.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="450" /></p>

[feralBoy]

<p>Your dream just may come true....</p><p><a href="http://www.goliathcorp.com/penguin.html">http://www.goliathcorp.com/penguin.html</a></p>

[MrPink]

I don't think that a penguin would be very tasty, but I still wanna eat one just cause they're stupid.

[sailor]

<font size="2">i don't like the tone of this entire thread!&nbsp; :(<br /></font>

[keithy_19]

Penguin eggs are delicious. And penguin spleen, OH MAH GAH.

[Bob Impact]

<p>All right, I'll do it...</p><p>&nbsp;Earl we got any penquins back there? </p>

[Landblast]

<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>although, now that you mention it, I am starvin'</p><p><img src="http://www.2ktours.com/cgi-bin/photogallery/nhl%202005-2006/pensoilers/cheerleader.jpg" border="0" width="364" height="486" /> </p><p>&nbsp;perfect sir.</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<p>How about some penguin pie?</p><p><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FRNTSI.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_V64385079_.jpg" border="0" width="160" height="160" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">As a carnivore I consider it my duty to eat a penguin.</font></p><p><img src="http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6393/bellyah9.jpg" border="0" width="323" height="354" /></p>

[OGC]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">&nbsp; I want to eat Tom and Katie's baby....</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">What&nbsp; a good idea...</font></p><p><img src="http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2417/babyburgercr1.jpg" border="0" width="450" height="306" /></p>

[Patches]

<p><a href="http://www.simonstown.com/tourism/penguins/penguins.htm">http://www.simonstown.com/tourism/penguins/penguins.htm</a></p><p>I AM GETTING SOMEWHERE:</p><p><em>&nbsp;</em><font size="2"><em>Because they live so far north, and in a relatively accessible region, African penguins have been particularly vulnerable to human depredation. From the time of time of the first Dutch settlement at the Cape in 1652 penguins were an invaluable addition to the settlers' food supply. Penguin eggs have also been regarded as a delicacy and were sold and eaten well into the twentieth century</em>. </font></p><p>Again, sounds fucking delicious.</p>