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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-22-2006, 04:40 AM
<p>I was fucking around on My Space and saw this guy I knew back in the 90s. He's a musician (Zydeco?!?!?!). I added him as a friend and he accepts. He sends a note that says, "Did we date or something?"</p><p>I am so huffy. </p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Sure spoil all of our fun by posting this in the "That's Life" forum.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">So, Did you date him or something ? Was it a memorable time ?</font></p><p> </p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-22-2006, 04:47 AM
<p>He had a very hairy back. And he sort of looked like Fonzie with long hair. And was a mediocre musician. </p><p>But he had a GREAT apt on the main drag in Hoboken for less than $500/month.</p><p>EDIT: I guess I'm huffy because he was mediocre at EVERYTHING, yet thougt otherwise. And I'm not dating anyone now... Grrrrr. </p> <span class="post_edited"></span>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 11-22-06 @ 8:52 AM</span>
BoondockSaint
11-22-2006, 05:00 AM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>And I'm not dating anyone now... </p><span class="post_edited"></span><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 11-22-06 @ 8:52 AM</span> <p>Jackpot!</p>
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He had a very hairy back. And he sort of looked like Fonzie with long hair. </p><p>Where does the mullet end and the back hair begin? ::shudder::</p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-22-2006, 05:30 AM
<p>It was 1992. He didn't have a mullet. But, he was in <font size="1">Chastity Bono's band</font>.</p><p>Years later I saw he was in the NYC Blue Man Group band.</p><p>I hate myself. So so much. </p>
reillyluck
11-22-2006, 05:51 AM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I was fucking around on My Space and saw this guy I knew back in the 90s. He's a musician (Zydeco?!?!?!). I added him as a friend and he accepts. He sends a note that says, "Did we date or something?"</p><p>I am so huffy. </p><p>uuuggghh! i'd be huffy too. reply back and tell him you're a huge fan of his work. then send another message saying "oh nevermind, i thought you were someone else."</p>
Don Stugots
11-22-2006, 06:35 AM
<p>dont hate yourself. that is what myspace is for. I have found old friends and flames and though "wow, i am doing better than this ass" or "he went to jail? nice to see what comes around goes around."</p><p> </p><p>i hate to think of you sitting around hating yourself. please dont. i do that enough for all of us. </p>
angelinad128
11-22-2006, 08:01 AM
Was this a real long time ago? Don't let it bother you, you need to remember this is a man your talking about.
reillyluck
11-22-2006, 08:02 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Was this a real long time ago? Don't let it bother you, you need to remember this is a man your talking about. <p>(CLAPPING HANDS SMILEY GUY GOES HERE) </p>
Don Stugots
11-22-2006, 08:04 AM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Was this a real long time ago? Don't let it bother you, you need to remember this is a man your talking about. <p>(CLAPPING HANDS SMILEY GUY GOES HERE) </p><p> </p><p>see, i may not remeber ever womens name that i forced into sexual relations but i remember if we had relations or not. i do not think i am the exception either. </p>
angelinad128
11-22-2006, 08:04 AM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Was this a real long time ago? Don't let it bother you, you need to remember this is a man your talking about. <p>(CLAPPING HANDS SMILEY GUY GOES HERE) </p><p>Thank you, thank you! </p>
reillyluck
11-22-2006, 08:09 AM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Was this a real long time ago? Don't let it bother you, you need to remember this is a man your talking about. <p>(CLAPPING HANDS SMILEY GUY GOES HERE) </p><p> </p><p>see,<strong> i may not remember ever womens name that i forced into sexual relations</strong> but i remember if we had relations or not. i do not think i am the exception either. </p><p>you cant blame yourself for being popular</p>
Don Stugots
11-22-2006, 08:12 AM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Was this a real long time ago? Don't let it bother you, you need to remember this is a man your talking about. <p>(CLAPPING HANDS SMILEY GUY GOES HERE) </p><p> </p><p>see,<strong> i may not remember ever womens name that i forced into sexual relations</strong> but i remember if we had relations or not. i do not think i am the exception either. </p><p>you cant blame yourself for being popular</p><p> </p><p>steph, you are really funny. i like the witty banter that you come up with no matter who you are talking with. </p>
reillyluck
11-22-2006, 08:17 AM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Was this a real long time ago? Don't let it bother you, you need to remember this is a man your talking about. <p>(CLAPPING HANDS SMILEY GUY GOES HERE) </p><p> </p><p>see,<strong> i may not remember ever womens name that i forced into sexual relations</strong> but i remember if we had relations or not. i do not think i am the exception either. </p><p>you cant blame yourself for being popular</p><p> </p><p>steph, you are really funny. i like the witty banter that you come up with no matter who you are talking with. </p><p>http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m112/cluedaze/blushing.gif i feel all giddy! </p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-22-2006, 08:19 AM
Wait! This is about ME! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MadMatt
11-22-2006, 08:19 AM
<p><font size="2">Don't get too worked up about it - you only dated and he was just mediocre. </font></p><p><font size="2">You, however, are <strong><em><font color="#0000ff">Spectacular</font></em></strong>. There is no reason to be down - he's just a tool.</font></p><p><font size="2">Also, if you think that is bad, try finding your ex-wife on myspace and essentially seeing proof that she was cheating on you. Plus, she has written your life together out of her existence. I don't say that to belittle your thoughts or feelings - just to demonstrate that things could always be worse.</font></p>
reillyluck
11-22-2006, 08:21 AM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Wait! This is about ME! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <p>im sorry fuzzybutt!!!! Im waiting for you to make some responses though....come on girl!!! </p>
Kevin
11-22-2006, 08:23 AM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Wait! This is about ME! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <p>It always has to come back to being about you huh Alice?</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Fallon
11-22-2006, 08:24 AM
Send him a PM requesting a paternity test and let the laughter ensue.
Don Stugots
11-22-2006, 08:26 AM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Wait! This is about ME! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<p> sorry. you are special too. </p><p> </p><p>maybe the guy is just a dick. i can batch to the details of a one night stand i had in jan. of 2000. we got busy in a handsome cab in central park. see, if i can do it and this guy cant, then he is a dick. nothing wrong with you. </p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-22-2006, 08:26 AM
<p>Hey Stephanie,</p><p>I would but it was 1992. Not so memorable. </p>
reillyluck
11-22-2006, 08:31 AM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Hey Stephanie,</p><p>I would but it was 1992. Not so memorable. </p><p>I'd go with Fallon's Idea then. </p><p> </p><p>1992 seemed to be memorable for these guys</p><p>http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/happy1969/scan0005.jpg</p>
El Mudo
11-22-2006, 08:34 AM
<p>He plays Zydeco?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You're much better off without him...And if he was so mediocre at everything, why make it an issue? </p><p> </p><p>You deserve much more than mediocrity </p>
Don Stugots
11-22-2006, 08:39 AM
<p>mudo is right. you deserve top shelf not bottom rung. </p><p> </p><p>in 1992, i still hadnt lost my virginity. i was 17. </p>
Death Metal Moe
11-22-2006, 08:43 AM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Wait! This is about ME! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <p>Hey, that's my gimmick!</p>
terry1979
11-22-2006, 08:50 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Wait! This is about ME! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <p>Hey, that's my gimmick!</p><p>Ain't that the truth!!</p>
Captain Stubing
11-22-2006, 09:00 AM
<p>fuzzy, I have to point out the conditioned smile I get when I see you've posted.</p><p>That said, what did you find more disturbing, editing frontmatter or a hairy back?</p>
Death Metal Moe
11-22-2006, 11:08 AM
<strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Wait! This is about ME! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <p>Hey, that's my gimmick!</p><p>Ain't that the truth!!</p><p>Is it?</p>
BYOBKenobi
11-24-2006, 10:53 PM
<p>Was it his "success" or his mediocrity that got to you? </p><p>I mean... does it bother you that he's a mediocre musician and pretends that he doesn't remember you? Would it bother you less if he was super famous? Or is it his success that bothers you?</p>
keithy_19
12-17-2006, 09:08 PM
<strong>BYOBKenobi</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Was it his "success" or his mediocrity that got to you? </p><p>I mean... does it bother you that he's a mediocre musician and pretends that he doesn't remember you? Would it bother you less if he was super famous? Or is it his success that bothers you?</p><p>I think it's the shag carpet on his back that's getting to her. </p>
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