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Big Jim

11-27-2006, 09:42 PM

so I didnt shower for like 40 hours over the weekend (dont worry no one was in contact with me) but I have to admit, before I stepped into the shower I got a good whiff of what was going on, and I hate to say it, but im like "damn, I smell hot".  I have noticed too that when I wake up I kinda get turned on by my on body smell. is that weird?

boeman

11-28-2006, 11:40 AM

Big Jim wrote: so I didnt shower for like 40 hours over the weekend (dont worry no one was in contact with me) but I have to admit, before I stepped into the shower I got a good whiff of what was going on, and I hate to say it, but im like "damn, I smell hot".  I have noticed too that when I wake up I kinda get turned on by my on body smell. is that weird?probably, but this group isn't really wouldn't be a good judge of weird.

ralphbxny

11-28-2006, 11:46 AM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

FUNKMAN

11-28-2006, 12:26 PM

hey at least you don't stick fingernail clippings in your gums...   <img title="" alt="" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" />

Aggie

11-28-2006, 12:38 PM

Is that you Matthew? Are you wearing a shirt today?<h3 class="bTitle">Matthew McConaughey's Odor Turns Women On</h3><div class="bText"><a href="http://www.starpulse.com/Actors/Mcconaughey,_Matthew/"><img src="http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/th/Matthew%20Mcconaughey-5.jpg" border="0" alt="Matthew McConaughey" title="Matthew McConaughey" width="84" height="130" align="right" /></a><a href="http://www.starpulse.com/Actors/Mcconaughey,_Matthew/">Matthew McConaughey</a> has created his own minty body lotion to make up for the fact he never wears cologne or deodorant. The actor, who was recently voted the <a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2005/11/17/and_the_sexiest_man_alive_is/">World's Sexiest Man Alive</a> in America's People magazine, admits he hasn't worn a scent or donned deodorant since he was 14-years-old. That's when he discovered his natural odor turned the ladies on. <a name="more2863"></a>He says, "The women in my life, including my mother, have all said, 'Hey, your natural smell smells, one, like a man and, two, smells like you.'" But McConaughey insists his dislike for scents and deodorants doesn't render him unclean: "I bathe - hopefully it's in a river instead of a shower."</div>

ChrisTheCop

11-28-2006, 12:52 PM

Mrs McConaughey, are you trying to seduce me???

reillyluck

11-28-2006, 12:56 PM

i think i might need to investigate this further. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

Aggie

11-28-2006, 12:59 PM

ChrisTheCop wrote: Mrs McConaughey, are you trying to seduce me??? Only if you don't shower for at least two days....and play bongos....naked.

Furtherman

11-28-2006, 01:11 PM

reillyluck wrote: i think i might need to investigate this further. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> You followin' me?

reillyluck

11-28-2006, 01:57 PM

Furtherman wrote: reillyluck wrote: i think i might need to investigate this further. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> You followin' me?i might be...LOL

Gvac

11-28-2006, 02:09 PM

Aggie wrote: Is that you Matthew? Are you wearing a shirt today?<h3 class="bTitle">Matthew McConaughey's Odor Turns Women On</h3>* class="bText"><a href="http://www.starpulse.com/Actors/Mcconaughey,_Matthew/"><img src="http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/th/Matthew%20Mcconaughey-5.jpg" border="0" alt="Matthew McConaughey" title="Matthew McConaughey" width="84" height="130" align="right" /></a><a href="http://www.starpulse.com/Actors/Mcconaughey,_Matthew/">Matthew McConaughey</a> has created his own minty body lotion to make up for the fact he never wears cologne or deodorant. The actor, who was recently voted the <a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2005/11/17/and_the_sexiest_man_alive_is/">World's Sexiest Man Alive</a> in America's People magazine, admits he hasn't worn a scent or donned deodorant since he was 14-years-old. That's when he discovered his natural odor turned the ladies on. <a name="more2863" title="more2863"></a>He says, "The women in my life, including my mother, have all said, 'Hey, your natural smell smells, one, like a man and, two, smells like you.'" But McConaughey insists his dislike for scents and deodorants doesn't render him unclean: "I bathe - hopefully it's in a river instead of a shower." I swear I almost posted about this once (about myself...not Mr. McConaughey) but I was afraid I'd come across like a lunatic.  I can't tell you how many times women have asked "what is that you're wearing?  You smell great!" and yet I've never worn any cologne or after shave.  Furthermore, I wash my clothes in unscented laundry soap and wash my body with soap that's free of perfume and dyes.I lightly dab my pits with deodorant; I don't slather it on like I've seen some people do.  One of my ex-girlfriends used to tell me that my "scent" drove her wild, and I guess that's when I started believing in the whole "pheromone" theory.  If any of the RonFez.Net ladies want to come up and give me a sniff, feel free.

FUNKMAN

11-28-2006, 02:55 PM

Gvac wrote:   If any of the RonFez.Net ladies want to come up and give me a sniff, feel free.  why the discrimination man?... i know i'm sneaking a wiff when i shake your handheck i may never wash that hand again

lleeder

11-28-2006, 03:00 PM

Sniff..sniff...mmm smells like victory.

AnomalisticAnna

11-28-2006, 03:34 PM

Gvac wrote:  I swear I almost posted about this once (about myself...not Mr. McConaughey) but I was afraid I'd come across like a lunatic.  I can't tell you how many times women have asked "what is that you're wearing?  You smell great!" and yet I've never worn any cologne or after shave.  Furthermore, I wash my clothes in unscented laundry soap and wash my body with soap that's free of perfume and dyes.I lightly dab my pits with deodorant; I don't slather it on like I've seen some people do.  One of my ex-girlfriends used to tell me that my "scent" drove her wild, and I guess that's when I started believing in the whole "pheromone" theory.  If any of the RonFez.Net ladies want to come up and give me a sniff, feel free.  Honestly.. some of the best smelling people I've ever met were people who did not soak themselves in a vat of cologne or perfume. In fact, those people make me want to rip  my olfactory senses out of my body. It makes me wheeze, gag, and otherwise wish I was being drowned instead. Good work, my friend. And I will definitely walk up and take a sniff.

DarkHippie

11-28-2006, 03:58 PM

I SMELL FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

fohat

11-28-2006, 04:12 PM

Helter Smelter?

torker

11-28-2006, 04:28 PM

FUNKMAN

11-28-2006, 04:35 PM

<img src="http://www.conservativecat.com/Ferdy/image/SniffNScratch.jpg" border="0" width="218" height="239" />            i luv pussy smell

sr71blackbird

11-28-2006, 04:38 PM

This is all Blackbird uses:<img src="http://shop.crackerbarrel.com/images/200/516437.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="160" /> <img src="http://www.shopfoodex.com/catalog/images/mitchcleargel900.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" />