Escape Wife Lateness?

[lleeder]

Today is my grandmothers 80th surprise party.It starts at 5 and my wife just got home from the mall. I'm going to miss the "surprise" part. This always happens. Today I left for work at 5am and told her "please be ready at 4". Is there anyway to escape wife lateness?

[FUNKMAN]

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[Jujubees2]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />Today is my grandmothers 80th surprise party.It starts at 5 and my wife just got home from the mall. I'm going to miss the &quot;surprise&quot; part. This always happens. Today I left for work at 5am and told her &quot;please be ready at 4&quot;. <strong><em>Is there anyway to escape wife lateness?</em></strong> <p><font size="2">Yeah, but most of them are illegal.</font></p>

[cougarjake13]

divorce

[ChrisTheCop]

If you surprise her correctly, your grandma can be late too.

[torker]

<p>A shorter leash.</p>

[FezPaul]

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[reillyluck]

Lie about what time its actually starts...thats the only way.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />Lie about what time its actually starts...thats the only way.<p> i do that with my mom and it works. regina, while i love her to death, can never be ontime. the way i work around this is to sit her down and talk to her. If we are going somewhere with my family or friends, she has to be ontime or i will leave her home. if it is something for her family or friends, i could care less if we are ontime or not because i dont want to go. YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE HER HOME JUST ONE TIME! promise.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Edit: grab your balls out of her purse and go to the party while she is still doing her makeup.&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 12-2-06 @ 5:06 PM</span>

[boeman]

threatening to cancel the wedding worked for me.

[FUNKMAN]

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[furie]

phone in the surprise and ruin it for everyone!

[FUNKMAN]

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[watson]

Your grandmother being 80 will think everyday is a party, just show up tomorrow and say, happy 80 years and a day, she will be thrilled<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />Today is my grandmothers 80th surprise party.It starts at 5 and my wife just got home from the mall. I'm going to miss the &quot;surprise&quot; part. This always happens. Today I left for work at 5am and told her &quot;please be ready at 4&quot;. Is there anyway to escape wife lateness?<p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gaia]

<p>Reilly&nbsp;is right. Lie like a rug!!!</p>

[Tall_James]

Leave without her.&nbsp; If she can't be bothered to be on time for the things that are important to you, you can't be bothered to wait for her.&nbsp; Leave her a note and tell her to meet you there.&nbsp; Do this a few times and she'll hopefully get the message.&nbsp;

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />Leave without her. If she can't be bothered to be on time for the things that are important to you, you can't be bothered to wait for her. Leave her a note and tell her to meet you there. Do this a few times and she'll hopefully get the message. <p>&nbsp;if she doesnt then you are allowed to fuck her sister. </p>

[SatCam]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />Leave without her. If she can't be bothered to be on time for the things that are important to you, you can't be bothered to wait for her. Leave her a note and tell her to meet you there. Do this a few times and she'll hopefully get the message. <p> if she doesnt then you are allowed to fuck her sister. </p><p></p>

and her grandmother. plus one anal for your troubles

[lleeder]

<p>We got there on time. I dropped my wife at the door and went to park the car. When I came back my grandmother was already at the restarant. I missed the surprise. It was ok though I got wasted on Irish car bombs and was verbally abusive to everyone.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>We got there on time. I dropped my wife at the door and went to park the car. When I came back my grandmother was already at the restarant. I missed the surprise. It was ok though I got wasted on Irish car bombs and was verbally abusive to everyone.</p><p>&nbsp;nice.&nbsp; i am proud of you.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>We got there on time. I dropped my wife at the door and went to park the car. When I came back my grandmother was already at the restarant. I missed the surprise. It was ok though I got wasted on Irish car bombs <strong>and was verbally abusive to everyone.</strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I hope you used some Ron Bennington lines.</font></strong></p>