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Yerdaddy

12-03-2006, 01:06 PM

Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Watch a football game with?</li><li>Take to a family reunion?</li><li>Borrow money from?</li><li>Loan money to?</li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out?</li><li>Raise your kids if you died?</li><li>Sell you a used car?</li><li>Be president of the United States?</li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship?</li><li>Be your roommate?</li><li>Save you from drowning?</li><li>Date your sister?</li><li>Marry your sister?</li><li>Be your son?</li><li>Be your father?</li><li>Comfort you in a time of need?</li><li>Do your taxes?</li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo?</li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match?</li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame?</li><li>Administer your colonoscopy?</li><li>Write you a reference letter?</li><li>Be your boss?</li><li>Be your employee?</li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii?</li></ol>Not as easy as it looks.

Kevin

12-03-2006, 01:11 PM

Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Watch a football game with? Fez</li><li>Take to a family reunion? Ron</li><li>Borrow money from? Ron</li><li>Loan money to? Fez</li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Fez</li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron</li><li>Sell you a used car? Ron</li><li>Be president of the United States? Ron</li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Ron</li><li>Be your roommate? Ron</li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron</li><li>Date your sister? Fez (would not not fuck her)</li><li>Marry your sister?(same as above)</li><li>Be your son? fez</li><li>Be your father? Ron</li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Fez</li><li>Do your taxes? Ron</li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Ron</li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Fez</li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Ron</li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Ron</li><li>Write you a reference letter? Ron</li><li>Be your boss? Fez</li><li>Be your employee? Fez</li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? Ron</li></ol>

This message was edited by Kevin on 12-3-06 @ 5:12 PM

suggums

12-03-2006, 01:14 PM

Yerdaddy wrote: Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Watch a football game with? Ron </li><li>Take to a family reunion? Fez </li><li>Borrow money from? Fez</li><li>Loan money to? Fez </li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Ron </li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron </li><li>Sell you a used car? Fez </li><li>Be president of the United States? Ron </li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Fez </li><li>Be your roommate? Ron </li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron (he's a hero)</li><li>Date your sister? Fez </li><li>Marry your sister? Ron </li><li>Be your son? Fez</li><li>Be your father? Ron </li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron </li><li>Do your taxes? Fez </li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Ron </li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Fez</li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Fez </li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Fez </li><li>Write you a reference letter? Ron </li><li>Be your boss? Ron </li><li>Be your employee? Fez</li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? Ron </li></ol>Not as easy as it looks.

Don Stugots

12-03-2006, 01:23 PM

<ol><li>Watch a football game with?  I dont watch football, but if so, fez </li><li>Take to a family reunion?  Ron </li><li>Borrow money from?  Ron </li><li>Loan money to?  Fez </li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out?  Ron </li><li>Raise your kids if you died?  Ron</li><li>Sell you a used car?  Fez </li><li>Be president of the United States?  Ron</li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship?  Ron </li><li>Be your roommate?  Fez</li><li>Save you from drowning?  Ron </li><li>Date your sister?  Fez </li><li>Marry your sister?  Fez </li><li>Be your son?  Ron </li><li>Be your father?  too tough to answer </li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron, Fez would make it about him </li><li>Do your taxes? Fez, he pays attention to details, even if he gets them wrong </li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo?  Ron, i would love to play second bannana </li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match?  Fez, he can fight even with broken ribs </li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame?  Fez, every answer would be "man ass" </li><li>Administer your colonoscopy?  Fez </li><li>Write you a reference letter?  Fez </li><li>Be your boss?  Fez, Ron thorws cowbells at you for making a mistake </li><li>Be your employee?  Fez, shows up early, Ron shows up late </li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii?  Ron, he has pimp hand </li></ol>Not as easy as it looks.  Correct.

watson

12-03-2006, 01:25 PM

<ol><li>Watch a football game with? Ron </li><li>Take to a family reunion? Ron </li><li>Borrow money from? Fez </li><li>Loan money to? Fez </li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Ron </li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron </li><li>Sell you a used car? Fez </li><li>Be president of the United States? Ron </li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Ron </li><li>Be your roommate? Ron </li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron </li><li>Date your sister? Ron </li><li>Marry your sister? Ron </li><li>Be your son? Ron </li><li>Be your father? Ron </li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Fez </li><li>Do your taxes? Fez </li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Ron </li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Fez </li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Ron </li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Fez </li><li>Write you a reference letter? Fez </li><li>Be your boss? Fez </li><li>Be your employee? Ron </li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? no Homo </li></ol>

FezPaul

12-03-2006, 01:26 PM

Yerdaddy wrote: Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Watch a football game with?Fez</li><li>Take to a family reunion?Fez</li><li>Borrow money from?Fez</li><li>Loan money to?Fez</li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out?Fez</li><li>Raise your kids if you died?Ron</li><li>Sell you a used car?Fez</li><li>Be president of the United States?Fez(Fex4PrezN2008)</li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship?Ron</li><li>Be your roommate?Fez</li><li>Save you from drowning?Ron (and then a hero comes along)</li><li>Date your sister?Fez</li><li>Marry your sister?Fez</li><li>Be your son?Ron</li><li>Be your father?Ron</li><li>Comfort you in a time of need?Fez</li><li>Do your taxes?Fez</li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo?Fez</li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match?Ron</li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame?Fez</li><li>Administer your colonoscopy?Fez(he should be an expert)</li><li>Write you a reference letter?Fez</li><li>Be your boss?Fez</li><li>Be your employee?Fez</li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii?Fez(no homo)</li></ol>Not as easy as it looks.

Kevin

12-03-2006, 01:29 PM

watson wrote: <ol><li>Watch a football game with? Ron </li><li>Take to a family reunion? Ron </li><li>Borrow money from? Fez </li><li>Loan money to? Fez </li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Ron </li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron </li><li>Sell you a used car? Fez </li><li>Be president of the United States? Ron </li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Ron </li><li>Be your roommate? Ron </li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron </li><li>Date your sister? Ron </li><li>Marry your sister? Ron </li><li>Be your son? Ron </li><li>Be your father? Ron </li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Fez </li><li>Do your taxes? Fez </li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Ron </li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Fez </li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Ron </li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Fez </li><li>Write you a reference letter? Fez </li><li>Be your boss? Fez </li><li>Be your employee? Ron </li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? no Homo </li></ol>And you pick #25 for no homo?

K.C.

12-03-2006, 01:33 PM

Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Watch a football game with? Fez - By betting the opposite of him on every game, I could  make a tidy sum. </li><li>Take to a family reunion? Ron - Would have better stories, also I wouldn't want to set off my parents gaydar...unless Fez is willing to do some characters like Tossey the Salad, this is the way to go. </li><li>Borrow money from? Fez - He has more of it, and it dates back to the confederacy</li><li>Loan money to? Fez - Giving Bennington money means it's as good as gone. And if it's circa 1980s Bennington, it's exchanged hand several times for coke & hookers. </li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Ron - Cause...you know...they wouldn't catch the gay that way. </li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron - same as above</li><li>Sell you a used car? Fez - I'd probably get slightly better answeres...I have a feeling Ron could talk me into handing him all the money in my wallet if I gave him enough time. </li><li>Be president of the United States? Ron - He'd unite the country behind getting rid of the Eskimos. </li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Ron - He'd bring us a new era of prominence and prosperity through underhanded dealings on the black market. </li><li>Be your roommate? Fez - He'd keep the place nice and tidy. </li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron - Has a stronger heart...wouldn't be at risk to needing rescuing himself during the rescue. </li><li>Date your sister? Fez - I know she'd stay a virgin</li><li>Marry your sister? Fez - Ditto the last one, plus I may be able to get my hands on that Whatley money eventually.</li><li>Be your son? Ron - Less eccentric, more testoterone.</li><li>Be your father? Ron - same as the last one</li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron - If Fez was doing it, he'd probably break down and make it all about himself. </li><li>Do your taxes? Ron - May be more knowledgable about ways to beat the system. </li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Fez - He's better suited for the partner role than Ron who would steal the spotlight. </li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Fez - Former Florida State Women's Champion..nuff said. </li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Ron - Would be better under pressure</li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Ron - Just to keep it a 'non-sexual' colonoscopy</li><li>Write you a reference letter? Ron - I'd like the prospect of getting a 'he looks like a million bucks' in a reference letter. </li><li>Be your boss? Ron - much more laid back than Fez. </li><li>Be your employee? Fez - more trustworthy with money than Ron</li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? Ron unless Fez dropped acid before, than Fez - because otherwise it'd be a big chore talking Fezzie down on the plane ride. </li></ol>Not as easy as it looks.

Bob Impact

12-03-2006, 01:48 PM

If I had to choose<ol><li>Watch a football game with? Fez </li><li>Take to a family reunion? Fez </li><li>Borrow money from?Fez, never mess with Ron's money. </li><li>Loan money to? Ron </li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Ron, but only because he has kids of his own </li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron </li><li>Sell you a used car? Ron </li><li>Be president of the United States? Fez </li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Ron</li><li>Be your roommate? Ron </li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron </li><li>Date your sister? Fez </li><li>Marry your sister? Fez </li><li>Be your son? Fez </li><li>Be your father? Ron </li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron </li><li>Do your taxes? Ron </li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Fez </li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Ron, with a cowbell </li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Fez </li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Yech, I guess Fez, at least SOMEONE would enjoy it </li><li>Write you a reference letter? Fez </li><li>Be your boss? Ron </li><li>Be your employee? Ron </li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? Fez </li></ol>

Foul_Mouth_Elmo

12-03-2006, 02:34 PM

Yerdaddy wrote: Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Watch a football game with? Fez </li><li>Take to a family reunion? Ron </li><li>Borrow money from? Ron </li><li>Loan money to? Fez </li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Ron...  Fez should never be near Kids. </li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron </li><li>Sell you a used car? Fez </li><li>Be president of the United States? Ron </li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Fez </li><li>Be your roommate? Fez </li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron </li><li>Date your sister? Fez </li><li>Marry your sister? Fez </li><li>Be your son? Ron </li><li>Be your father? Fez </li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron...  Fez would cry more then me! </li><li>Do your taxes? Fez </li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Fez </li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Ron </li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Ron we think alike </li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Ron </li><li>Write you a reference letter? Ron</li><li>Be your boss? Fez </li><li>Be your employee? Fez </li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? Fez....  Because I know he wouldn't be into the Women. </li></ol>Not as easy as it looks.

Gvac

12-03-2006, 04:18 PM

I answered "Ron" to each and every one of them.

K.C.

12-03-2006, 04:44 PM

Gvac wrote: I answered "Ron" to each and every one of them. Ouch...poor Fax.

Don Stugots

12-03-2006, 04:57 PM

Gvac wrote: I answered "Ron" to each and every one of them. you remind me alot of Ron.  i can be your Fax.

Photoshop Mike

12-03-2006, 06:55 PM

<ol><li>Watch a football game with? Fez</li><li>Take to a family reunion? Ron</li><li>Borrow money from? Ron</li><li>Loan money to? Ron</li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Fez</li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron</li><li>Sell you a used car? Fez</li><li>Be president of the United States? Ron</li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship?Ron</li><li>Be your roommate? Fez.. he likes to clean</li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron, he's the HERO</li><li>Date your sister? Fez</li><li>Marry your sister? Ron</li><li>Be your son? Ron</li><li>Be your father? Ron</li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron</li><li>Do your taxes? Fez</li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Fez</li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Fez</li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame?Fez</li><li>Administer your colonoscopy?...Fez?</li><li>Write you a reference letter? Ron</li><li>Be your boss? Ron</li><li>Be your employee? Fez</li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii Fez</li></ol>

Fez4PrezN2008

12-03-2006, 07:17 PM

FezPaul wrote: Yerdaddy wrote: Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Be president of the United States?Fez(Fex4PrezN2008)</li></ol> <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" />    ( I miss clappy hands!)

SinA

12-03-2006, 07:55 PM

<ol><li>Watch a football game with? Fez . He seems like a better spectator because Ron is too analytical and clearly smarter than me. </li><li>Take to a family reunion? Ron. I wouldn't bring a gay date to Thanksgiving. </li><li>Borrow money from? Fez, altough a penny pincher, won't break my knees if I'm late repaying. </li><li>Loan money to? Ron Bennington is beholden to no man. </li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Ron.  He wouldn't try to touch their balls (if the kid was a teenage girl I might reconsider this choice) </li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron.  Same deal about the balls. </li><li>Sell you a used car? Neither.  I'm no fool. </li><li>Be president of the United States? Neither.  Both are felons. </li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Ron.  Those people need some sense knocked into their heads Bennington-style. </li><li>Be your roommate? Ron.  He won't jack it in my room when I pass out drunk. </li><li>Save you from drowning? I'll take my chances on my own.  I got my reasons. </li><li>Date your sister? Fez.  He won't hurt her. </li><li>Marry your sister? Ron.  I ain't having no sissy nephews. </li><li>Be your son? Ron. The gay thing. </li><li>Be your father? Ron. Again.  </li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron.  I don't need advice on how to be a pussy. </li><li>Do your taxes? Ummm... My business isn't exactly taxable, so.... Ron. </li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Fez. The show is called "Sean and Fez", not the other way around, get it? </li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Fez.  He is the reigning Florida Ladies Champion afterall. </li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Fez.  Who knows more useless trivia than him? </li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Katie Couric. </li><li>Write you a reference letter? Ron, unless I'm applying for a job at a hair salon. </li><li>Be your boss? Fez, 'cause his cowbell toss isn't outlawed in my state. </li><li>Be your employee? Fez.  I can't rightly give Ron a good review, and far be it from me to fire him. </li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? Both.  I want a god time, fruity drinks, and I want to fuck little brown girls.</li></ol>

ADF

12-03-2006, 08:21 PM

Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Watch a football game with?  Fez</li><li>Take to a family reunion?  Fez </li><li>Borrow money from? Ron </li><li>Loan money to? Ron </li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Fez </li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron </li><li>Sell you a used car? Fez </li><li>Be president of the United States? Fez </li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Ron </li><li>Be your roommate? Fez </li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron </li><li>Date your sister? Fez by a landslide</li><li>Marry your sister? See #12 </li><li>Be your son? Ron </li><li>Be your father? Ron </li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron </li><li>Do your taxes? Fez </li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Fez </li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Ron </li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Fez</li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Ew, Fez </li><li>Write you a reference letter? Ron </li><li>Be your boss? Ron </li><li>Be your employee? Fez </li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? Fez </li></ol>

Drunky McBetidont

12-03-2006, 08:41 PM

Yerdaddy wrote: Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Watch a football game with?fez</li><li>Take to a family reunion?ron</li><li>Borrow money from?fez (in case i couldn't pay it back)</li><li>Loan money to?ron</li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out?ron, fez has too many pants puppets</li><li>Raise your kids if you died?Ron</li><li>Sell you a used car?Fez,he lies as well as my lamp.</li><li>Be president of the United States? Ron (is this really a question for debate?)</li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship?Ron</li><li>Be your roommate? Ron (i'm thinkin dorm room)</li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron</li><li>Date your sister?Fez (as stated above, he wouldn't try anything)</li><li>Marry your sister?Ron (I want her to stayt pure, not abstinent)</li><li><address>Be your son?Fez (i woldn't have made him watch)</address></li><li>Be your father? Ron</li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron</li><li>Do your taxes?Ron</li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo?if i wanted to shine, fez. if i wanted to kill, ron.</li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match?fez, knows more about wrestling</li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame?ron (although fez probably has more experience from don and mike)</li><li>Administer your colonoscopy?fez, probably knows his way around there</li><li>Write you a reference letter?Fez, would be more likely to use adjectives.</li><li>Be your boss?Fez, would not mind if i took a nap</li><li>Be your employee?ron, would not argue unless an arguement was prudent.</li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii?Fez, only because he still drinks and i bet i cold get him to hit some maui wowie with me.  ron ten years ago?  hell yes.</li></ol>Not as easy as it looks.

KennethC

12-04-2006, 07:51 AM

Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations, Ron OR Fez? <ol><li>Watch a football game with? Fez - his emotional responses would be a riot.</li><li>Take to a family reunion? Ron, he's a one man party just looking for the right crowd.</li><li>Borrow money from? Ron -  Fez still has his communion money.</li><li>Loan money to? Fez, I'd take his Three's Company trading cards as collateral.</li><li>Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Fez, he's very loving with tots.</li><li>Raise your kids if you died? Ron, he already has a couple so I doubt he'd even notice an extra one.</li><li>Sell you a used car? Fez, seems pathelogically honest.</li><li>Be president of the United States? Fez - would not abuse executive powers.</li><li>Be president of your third world dictatorship? Ron - would abuse executive powers</li><li>Be your roommate? Fez, fastidious and quiet.</li><li>Save you from drowning? Ron - remarkable upper-body strength</li><li>Date your sister? Fez - no forced abortions</li><li>Marry your sister? Fez - no forced abortions</li><li>Be your son? Fez - always home for the holidays.</li><li>Be your father? Ron - could teach lifeskills, like how to clean pot on a Humble Pie gatefold.</li><li>Comfort you in a time of need? Ron - "It's okay buddy"</li><li>Do your taxes? Fez - OCD means detail oriented.</li><li>Be your partner in a comedy duo? Fez - selfless.</li><li>Be your partner in a tag-team match? Ron - see #11</li><li>Be your partner on Matchgame? Fez - looks smart in an ascot.</li><li>Administer your colonoscopy? Ron - just because it would gross him out, rather than titilate.</li><li>Write you a reference letter? Fez - I could write it and just have him sign it.</li><li>Be your boss? Ron - Automatic "A" grade.</li><li>Be your employee? Fez - unless I was running a car lot.</li><li>Take on a trip to Hawaii? Ron - could win over the locals if we got in a jam.</li></ol>

Freakshow

12-04-2006, 06:33 PM

Who would you choose for the following hypothetical situations,
Ron OR Fez? 
Watch a football game with? Fez There's a possibility
Ron's
a closet Eagels fan, and I hate the fucking eagles. 
Take to a family reunion? Ron Would gives as good as he
gets. 
Borrow money from? Fez According to Ron he's got a few
bucks stored away. 
Loan money to? Ron He wouldn't have to pay it back,
either 
Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Ron
Less chance of no-no spot touching 
Raise your kids if you died? Fez think of the sitcom style
hilarity that would ensue 
Sell you a used car? Fez doesn't he have car dealer
experience 
Be president of the United States? Ron Can you see
congress standing up to him? I didn't think so. 
Be president of your third world dictatorship? Fez 
Be your roommate? Ron He seems like a good
wingman 
Save you from drowning? Fez Ron rules, but I think In
the Air Tonight was written about him 
Date your sister? Fez 
Marry your sister? Fez 
Be your son? Ron He'd make any parent proud. 
Be your father? Fez 
Comfort you in a time of need? Ron The words 'stop being
a pussy' somehow pop into my head 
Do your taxes? Fez Very detail-oriented 
Be your partner in a comedy duo? Fez I agree, it's Ron
and
Fez for a reason 
Be your partner in a tag-team match? Fez 
Be your partner on Matchgame? Ron Great minds think
alike 
Administerÿyour colonoscopy? Pee in my butt 
Write you a reference letter? Fez An open reference
letter? 
Be your boss? Ron and Fez That means I would be
working
for the show. 
Be your employee? Ron 
Take on a trip to Hawaii? Fez Wearing a Hawaiian shirt
while actually in Hawaii--priceless.

This message was edited by Freakshow on 12-4-06 @ 10:36 PM

Freakshow

12-04-2006, 07:37 PM

totals so far (error +/- 100%)

Watch a football game with? Fez 12 Ron 3
Take to a family reunion? Ron 11 Fez 4
Borrow money from? Ron 8 Fez 7
Loan money to? Fez 10 Ron 5
Watch your kids for a few hours while you go out? Ron 11
Fez 4
Raise your kids if you died? Ron 14 Fez 1
Sell you a used car? Fez 12 Ron 3 Neither 1
Be president of the United States? Ron 11 Fez 3 Neither 1
Be president of your third world dictatorship? Ron 11 Fez 3
Be your roommate? Ron 8 Fez 7
Save you from drowning? Ron 13 Fez 1 I'll take my chances
1 (so the majority will you let Fez give you a colonoscopy, but
the prospect of Fez giving you mouth to mouth is too much???)
Date your sister? Fez 12 Ron 3
Marry your sister? Fez 9 Ron 6
Be your son? Ron 10 Fez 5
Be your father? Ron 12 Fez 2
Comfort you in a time of need? Ron 11 Fez 3
Do your taxes? Fez 9 Ron 6
Be your partner in a comedy duo? Fez 9 Ron 6
Be your partner in a tag-team match? Fez 9 Ron 6
Be your partner on Matchgame? Fez 8 Ron 7
Administerÿyour colonoscopy? Fez 8 Ron 5 Katie Couric 1
Write you a reference letter? Ron 8 Fez 7
Be your boss? Ron 7 Fez 7 Ron and Fez 1
Be your employee? Fez 10 Ron 5
Take on a trip to Hawaii? Fez 7 Ron 6 No Homo 1 Both 1