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keithy_19

12-06-2006, 10:36 PM

Moments where you just feel so incredibly dumb that you want the floor to open up and consume you. Things you've done, by accident, or itnentional that you just can't get out of the back of your mind, or forgive yourself.I have acted for as long as I can remember. I recently stopped following the final show of my high school career.(which was the most fun I've had acting and also my best performance)Unfortunately, senior year wasn't a perfect one. We did A Few Good Men as our show and I was casted  as Lt. Colonel Nathan Jessep(Jack Nicholson). So, the show was going fine till we get to the big court room scene. One of the most famous lines in cinema history (You can't handle the truth) came up and I fucked up and said, "I!....You can't handle the truth!"It really wasn't my fault. The kid playing Cruises character jumped lines and I just didn't adjsut quick enough. But there's no excuse. I haven't forgiven myself forit. It's not like anything happened, I just feel so dumb over it and can't let it go.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" width="31" height="28" />

HBox

12-06-2006, 10:45 PM

I have so many of these moments and I'm not brave enough to post any of them. Some of them are so bad that when they pop into my head are start breathing heavy for a couple moments. I'm so awkward.

keithy_19

12-06-2006, 10:47 PM

HBox wrote: I have so many of these moments and I'm not brave enough to post any of them. Some of them are so bad that when they pop into my head are start breathing heavy for a couple moments. I'm so awkward. Aw. You're not awkward. Your just Freuds wet dream!

RapistWit

12-07-2006, 10:12 AM

Beat this:A couple of weeks ago someone from my office was leaving for another company so we had a big send off at the local sports bar/pool hall type place. 4 hours into the night we are all drunk and feeling good. I call for the waitress for a bottle of water. Just as she approaches my Pilipino friend walks behind me and smacks me very hard in the back just to be a dick. Instinctively I turn and yell "WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAT GOOK!?!!?" The waitress, who by now has approached, is very asian and very very pissed off. I must have turned 8 shades of red as I scurried to the bar and paid my tab.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

12-07-2006, 10:54 AM

A few years ago we went out to dinner with two couples. Both wives were pregnant; one uber pregnant and the other was a few weeks along. We were sitting at our table for about half an hour, waiting for the newly-pregnant couple to arrive. They do and I get up to greet the wife with a big CONGRATULATIONS! She bursts into tears and runs to the ladies' room. The husband lowers his head and says, "We lost the baby a few days ago." Then the husband of the other couple says, "Didn't you know?" I burst into tears and ran out of the restaurant. But I was *SO* pissed at the other couple. Couldn't they have maybe mentioned it while we were waiting, expecially since we had just gotten into B'more only a day or two before??!!!

johnniewalker

12-07-2006, 01:29 PM

I've got two.The first one was when I was walking back from class in a turnaround right in front of a dorm. I saw this girl I really liked and I waved to her and she was waiting for me.  I walked up blindingly towards her and ran right into a parking meter.  That was kinda awkward. The second one is a bit worse.   Me and all the guys from my dad's side of the family took a trip to Canada.  We were coming back and I was drinking Labatts all the way home in the truck.  I had to go pee really bad so I got my grandpa and uncle stopped both the trucks and so I got in front of the trucks alone. It was along a curve so I had to kinda go where everyone could see me.  So two truckloads of people were staring at me while I tried fruitlessly to go pee.  I was under pressure I tells ya.  So I calmly took my seat back in the car and renounced from the family will.   That was an awkward ride home.

feralBoy

12-07-2006, 01:39 PM

Does it count if you don't remember doing them, but are embarrassed just thinking about them?  I was at my sisters wedding a few weeks ago, and I was really drunk.  So much so, that my brother had to drive me home mid-way through.  On the way out, I gave everyone the finger, and was saying "fuck you, fuck you, fuck  you."  The next day my family told me, that the pastor who married my sister didn't really appreciate that.  ooooppps.

SatCam

12-07-2006, 04:07 PM

You can't handle the truth!

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sorry, that episode was just on

lleeder

12-07-2006, 04:48 PM

keithy_19 wrote: Moments where you just feel so incredibly dumb that you want the floor to open up and consume you. Things you've done, by accident, or itnentional that you just can't get out of the back of your mind, or forgive yourself.I have acted for as long as I can remember. I recently stopped following the final show of my high school career.(which was the most fun I've had acting and also my best performance)Unfortunately, senior year wasn't a perfect one. We did A Few Good Men as our show and I was casted  as Lt. Colonel Nathan Jessep(Jack Nicholson). So, the show was going fine till we get to the big court room scene. One of the most famous lines in cinema history (You can't handle the truth) came up and I fucked up and said, "I!....You can't handle the truth!"It really wasn't my fault. The kid playing Cruises character jumped lines and I just didn't adjsut quick enough. But there's no excuse. I haven't forgiven myself forit. It's not like anything happened, I just feel so dumb over it and can't let it go.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" width="31" height="28" />No offense, but who the fuck wants to see high school kids do "A Few Good Men" I'd rather watch the movie on HBO Latino then watch that drivel.

Crazy Jen

12-07-2006, 04:55 PM

one time I was coming out of my class in school and i saw this man who I thought was sitting in my car in the parking lot and a swung the door open and grabbed the guy and I told him to get out and this poor scared man just looked at me and when i looked over my shoulder, my car was next to his, same one, i slowly closed the door and said sorry. and then there was the time i said i had a gun in my bag at the airport, that was really bad

lleeder

12-07-2006, 05:00 PM

Crazy Jen wrote:  and then there was the time i said i had a gun in my bag at the airport, that was really bad I think this story needs an explanation

jsmigley

12-07-2006, 05:10 PM

I can't even begin to recount those situations. There is probably thousands. But then again I somehow always seem to be inapropriate at the wrong time.

Poochie

12-07-2006, 08:14 PM

i farted while giving a presentation on Asian Art last week. even though i was up there alone, i looked around and gave that 'who was that?' look.

CofyCrakCocaine

12-07-2006, 11:25 PM

I called a woman at a cash register 'sir' at a rest stop once and she yelled at me. Then I accidentally said 'sorry sir' as I grabbed my stuff and started leaving. Plenty more I'm sure, but I've repressed 'em all.

Patches

12-07-2006, 11:48 PM

hmm The best I can think of was back in Junior High.  Back then, I was basically the lowest of the low on the popularity totem pole, but I was still a very nice guy, and a very good friend to the few I had- just extremely introverted. Somehow I ended up becoming friends with the kids in my class that, well, didn't quite look like me (a group of hispanic and black dudes basically) One day we are all chilling in the library in school, and I am just starting to feel like I belong somewhere, when one of my new friend Luis, gets in ALOT of trouble with the Librarian for mouthing off.  He ended up storming out of the place before she can catch his name. So she goes around the table and drills each of us for his full name and everyone one played dumb.  But me.  I didn't know better.  I just answered the question.   I managed to fall further down the totem pole (I am pretty sure I was underground).  Luis punched me in the face. Months later we talked, and I explained everything and it was cool, but that was as the question asks, embarrasing, naive, and most of all retarded.

lintpit

12-08-2006, 12:06 AM

Hooked up with a girl on my senior trip to DC. Almost got caught, got a standing ovation from my classmates. Very embarrassing moment.     <img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/RFnetlintpit.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="100" />

ralphbxny

12-11-2006, 07:36 AM

My most recent was after a double shift I had to meet a friend and wound up awake for 23 hours in a row so all I wanted to do was sleep and my phone wouldnt stop ringing. So I picked it up and just announced someone better be dead for waking me up! It was my cousin telling me his dad...my uncle...had passed.I felt like shit!

AngelAmy

12-11-2006, 07:56 AM

i am not so good at the whole speaking in public thing...and like in this english class i had we had to write poems about other people in the class and they made me read it out loud and i had a panic attack and started crying right in front of the whole class...oh and did i mention i was in 11th grade? yeah.