Sweet Melissa Fan Club

[ChrisTheCop]

I cant believe this thread still exists.

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[INFOSTUD]

Believe it!!! This discussion thread will live on forever. <P> Long after the fall of mankind, this discussion thread will live on. <P> Right now on some distant planet aliens are intercepting the Ron & Fez show--and listening to Sweet Melissa moan. <P> In fact, I've just finished prototyping the Sweet Melissa Fan Club Card. <P> The Club's motto: <P> Life's Short! Moan & Enjoy It <P>

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[furie]

this thread has been revived more often then the "Am I a thread Killer" thread.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

all i want for my birthday is sweet melissa moaning my name <P>

[INFOSTUD]

I have actually made Sweet Melissa Fan Club Cards . The club's motto: Life is short; moan and enjoy it. <P> Her voice is an erotic symphony. <P>

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[fatguy]

Are there any pictures of Sweetness?

[Mr.SB]

i want in the club, she moans with the best of them

"White people are so afriad of Black people"

[Johnathan H Christ]

mathematics is the language of nature, science is the translator, and it all comes out as that strikingly attractive voice...how could you help but to love this girl.

Copulate... don't populate.

[Orion]

now that ron & fez are gone I'm going through melissa withdrawal. I needed to hear her voice. maybe wnew can give her a show. somebody send me pictures of her soon

[Rizzo]

Sweet M rules.

http://www.newsblues.com/Images/Grafix/System/scary.gif Breaking Benjamin Rules!

[satan-2]

how about putting up some sweet m mp3's?

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

[bigone1153]

i love melissa.. does anyone know id it is possible to start a chruch in her name?

long live 1968 bill murray

[McNabbShouldDie]

This thread is never gonna die, is it?

Well it should, I applied for my Sweet Melissa card like 8 months ago and I still dont have it. This club is cheap.

Man, I'm a funny guy.
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[ShortRound]

Finally met Sweet Melissa at the Hard Rock party and I am now one of the disciples.

Got a pic and a kiss on the cheek from her, almost made me cream my pants



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[Johnathan H Christ]

it must be nice to be so universaly wanted by everyone.

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[Gvac]

Whenever I think I couldn't possibly love Melissa more than I already do, an evening like last night's bash at the Hard Rock comes around and turns my love up a notch.

She's truly a princess in every sense of the word, and I'll be a card carrying member of her fan club for life.

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[Photoshop Mike]

Melissa has to be the sweetest, most kind person that I have ever had the pleasure to meet. I was at the HARD ROCK sat. night and she took the time to sit and talk...just hang out. I really thought that was great. Not to mention she's really pretty and smart aswell. I'm always down for a SWEET MELISSA fan club, just say the word.This probably sounds corney, but .. she had GREAT glasses! <P>

B.A.C. 27111

This message was edited by michaelscardillo on 2-9-03 @ 6:21 PM

[yam bag]

Can you please tell me what site?
Please

[saveopieanthony.net]

it was hard (uh huh) to see sweet melissa and not be able to make her moan like she means it.

BIG ASS CARD HOLDER 316006 r+f are gone. Al is still gay. and Billy is still a drunk. and a waste. and sad. I even miss Billy.

SEEEEEYAAAAA

[guy44687843]

send pics please? guy44687842@aol.com

[PanterA]

I'm posting to re-instate my Sweet Melissa Fan Club Card.

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Fezzy-you want a lick

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[INFOSTUD]

Pantera--you're a lifetime member. I did actually have cards made with a pic of Sweet Melissa on it. But I'd have to get her approval first before sending anyone a card.

The Club Motto: Life's Short! Moan & Enjoy It!

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[Johnathan H Christ]

while you're askin for approval, see if you can get me one of those as well. i've spoken with her once or twice....though i doubt she remembers me over any of the other zillion of her admirers.

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[Meve]

oh how i miss the sweet voice of that sweet melissa.
How are those cards coming? i gotta get my hands on one.

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[INFOSTUD]

We all miss hearing her!!! Thank God for my Sweet Melissa Soundboard.

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[struttinj]

I hear Sweet Melissa every night.....during the 5 or 6 minutes it takes before I go to bed....

Stained mattress my ass....I call it art!!!!

151 makes me a man!

[Tall_James]

I've never posted in this thread. There. One more goal to cross off my to-do list.

Now onto #3457...making a top coat from bologna.

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[clsmlm]

nice, smart good girl, but the moan shit was stupid.. I just prefer her talking and being normal

Iris loves you

[INFOSTUD]

I don't know about my fellow Fan Club Members, but I am going through severe Sweet Melissa withdrawal.

They got to get here back on the air.

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[Heavy]

They should put out a CD or somethin

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Rorschach]

i met her once

she really is sweet

very beutiful too

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[INFOSTUD]

She is a goddess. I worship her!!!

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[Johnathan H Christ]

ok, so just when you think everyone has it out of their systems.... this thread pops back up. yes she's hot, yes her voice could melt a belt buckle from a block away, she could most likely figure out a way to shoot you into space if she felt like it, but damn kids...move on.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

she has the sweetest laugh a nice smile and it incredible body. the T.F.P. (total f--king package)

i love you girl...

BIG ASS CARD HOLDER 316006 r+f are gone. Al is still gay. and Billy is still a drunk. and a waste. and sad. I even miss Billy.

SEEEEEYAAAAA

[Rorschach]

i still haven't receved my fan club packet yet. how long does
it take?

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The End Is Nigh

This message was edited by Rorschach on 8-10-03 @ 7:56 PM

[mdr55]

Ohhh...the good ole days!

Now we got El Jefe and J. Dubbs.

The Ron and Fez show transcends all boundaries!

STOP! the Turf Wars.

[high fly]

I miss her too, but it is comforting to know that of all the people on the board, I am the only one she has sex dreams about.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[keithy_19]

POSTED...now i feel good

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[bitemyass]

Ohhh...the good ole days!

Now we got El Jefe and J. Dubbs.



Does anybody else miss Cigar Sid??

"Tell me about it Stud"

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[nailbender]

No doubt. She sounds sweet , Melissa does, but I would like to check her web site. Anybody know the address ? Please.

[nycenice]

she doesn't have one i believe which is incredible considering how her memory lingers. i recently downloaded that comjpilation clip of all her moans goodness she needs to come back on the show just for old times sake

[JustJon]

Mellie never really had a website or even fan sites, she's been predominantly radio only.

I have the clip where she does the Mike Tyson speech and it's alot hotter when she does it than when Tyson does it.

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[JohnnyCash]

I think I need to put a few hours of Sweet Melissa moans on my ipod.

Always remeber the Man In Black.

[INFOSTUD]

Yes, we all miss her :(

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[TheMojoPin]

Must...resist...abuse...of new...mod...POWERS...

IT HURTS!!!

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[Heavy]

I still want in.

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[clsmlm]

if you need a moan on radio to get off.. Maybe you should get some help.

Iris loves you

[Reephdweller]

I think I need to put a few hours of Sweet Melissa moans on my ipod.



listening to really old shows on my ipod the other day i got to hear the sweet melissa mike tyson speech again, as well as a few moans I had forgotten about. HOT!

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[armymad]

where have she been?

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[jafter]

Well the boys said they were playing classic ron and fez this week while they are on vacation, so maybe you may here her.

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[furie]

here?
where?
there?


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[INFOSTUD]

I'm going through moan withdrawal!!!

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[esses62]

that's nasty -o the good ole days

[INFOSTUD]

Without Sweet Melissa's moans I've lost my desire to live.

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[mdr55]

Where is she now?

[IrishAlkey]

Home.

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[JustJon]

stalker.

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[blade]

sweet melissa's moan i haven't heard that in years. I am a suffering new york ron and fez fan who had the boys robbed from me and the rest of new york. However when they make the jump to xm radio man i hope the first show is nothing but sweet melissa and her sexy voice.

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[INFOSTUD]

The first show on XM should be a Sweet Melissa Moan-a-thon!

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[blacknoi]

Never before was a woman's voice so HOT.

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[Bulldogcakes]

So sweet and innocent sounding and so sexy all at the same time.

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If you're wondering, Yes.

[INFOSTUD]

How dare they change my Mod Quote to "HATES Sweet Melissa...especially her moaning." I'm the president of her fan club and her biggest fan!!!!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Oh, the irony.

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[JustJon]

you left out biggest stalker too ;)

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[INFOSTUD]

Wasn't there a Sweet Melissa Soundboard (aka Moanboard) in the Media Library? Does anyone have the link to it.

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[mikeyboy]

<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND><FONT color=#3175bd size=2><STRONG>QUOTE</STRONG><BR></FONT></LEGEND>Wasn't there a Sweet Melissa Soundboard (aka Moanboard) in the Media Library? Does anyone have the link to it.<BR><BR></FIELDSET>
<P></P>I aim to please. (http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2024)

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[INFOSTUD]

Mikeboy,

THANKS AMIGO!!! I'm in moan heaven!



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[INFOSTUD]

<p>Sweet Melissa on XMRadio would be awesome.&nbsp; We could have true XXX moan-a-thond</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[wehitandrun]

Oh I miss this angel.<br />


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And everyone knows it goes...
Kick 'em to the floor,
Steppin' on 'em hard.
Steppin' on 'em hard,
Kick 'em to the floor.
Cuz I!
I be smackin' my hoes,
I be smackin' my hoes,
IIIIII be smackin' my hoes! </small>

[The Nature Boy]

come back to florida honey, we miss you

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[Sunrisa]

<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/king.gif" /> be good all. <br />


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

[Death Metal Moe]

Please stop topping this fucking thread.&nbsp; <br />

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[mikeyboy]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Please stop topping this fucking thread.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />That was Melissa, chief.&nbsp; She's allowed.<br />

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[HBox]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Please stop topping this fucking thread. <br />That was Melissa, chief. She's allowed.<br />


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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh, that's her?&nbsp; Well if she's letting us know she's OK, then fine.&nbsp; I'm just so sick of people wondering where she is.&nbsp; If she wanted back on the show, I'm sure our buddays would have her in.<br />

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[Death Metal Moe]

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<img border="0" src="http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1706/newsig5mg.jpg" /><br />Own3d?&nbsp; I never knew that was her.&nbsp; She was fine on the show every now and then, I'm just so tired of horny guys topping this thread every few weeks looking for her.&nbsp; She was a very welcome on air character and if she wanted back on the she she would be welcomed, I'm sure.<br />

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[furie]

i think that was her first post in 2 years


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[furie]

<p>oh, and :&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="700" height="524" border="0" src="http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/505/medium/129711bikes.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

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