Sweet Melissa Fan Club

[INFOSTUD]

The time has come to start a Sweet Melissa Fan Club! Does anyone agree?

If so, please reply to start the ball rolling

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 11-16-01 @ 9:12 AM

[Sheeplovr]

do we get $30 and a T-shirt ?

cause then im in

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Dan]

Fan isn't strong enough a word for my feelings toward Melissa. She rocks the casbah.


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[INFOSTUD]

Dude,

Your absolutely right! How about a Sweet Melissa Worshippers Club?

[Amuse2KAOS]

I've never met here, never seen her, but never, NEVER has a voice ever made me want to clean my room to distract myself from the carnal urges to wine and dine my radio...god I suck

NE0 919: norton and amused are the 2 coolest ppl

WHen shopping for a drama queen, buy her something drama related, like a casket and a box of tissues

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it is totally possible to fly, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss
your buddy, amuse2KAOS...amused2chaos@aol.com...if you have any complaints, well, keep them to yourself, no one cares...so go and cry...HA HA HA, LOSER, I DIDN'T MEAN IT...HAHAHAHA

[INFOSTUD]

Dude,

Her voice is sweet music to my ears!



This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 11-5-01 @ 11:15 AM

[TheGameHHH]

Hey Sweet Melissa Fan Club Card Holder #1 checkin in here....WHHHOOOOOOOOAAA!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

[goalie]

We should have a circle jerk in her honor

He shoots...he scores

[Sheeplovr]

ewwww he shot

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[MightyMatt]

I don't even want to touch her, i just want her to talk to me

AND THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT
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[INFOSTUD]

Dude,

I agree. That voice is heavenly.

[Noellevious]

What are the club perks? Will Melissa record a personal message for every member? ;-)

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One Nation...Indivisible.

[Earth2RON]

you can count me in for the club,because sweet melissa has a great voice that sends chills up my spine.

"where the white women at"?

[HordeKing1]

Count me in. Melissa is a wonderful person.

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[Captain Rooster]

I consider her a friend

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[CruelCircus]

I'd throw myself in front of a dodgeball for Mel!




"They counted on America to be passive.
They counted wrong." - Ronny Reagan
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[Chet]

Her voice is soooo sexy. I pop a chubby even when she calls in just to say hi.

I saw her pics on that site, man, she shur is perty.

"But life is short and truth works far and lives long: let us speak the truth" - Schopenhauer

[ag]

Hey Ive got that Sweet Mellisa song On my comp in MP3 format. If anyone wants it I can send it through Instant Messenger.That song gave me wood!


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Im just the plain ordinary guy nobody gives a crap about. Boring name boring person, put me out of my missery and shoot me!

1.21niggawatts

[brodieman]

melissa should have her own radio show...she can talk about anything with that voice, it would be hot...and i mean anything ;)

SWEET MELISSA CARD HOLDER #760....HOOOOA!

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"BEFORE ME NOTHING BUT ETERNAL THINGS
WERE MADE, AND I SHALL LAST ETERNALLY.
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE."

[Chet]

I second that motion, brodieman. Also, nice Dante Alighieri's "Inferno" quote :)

"But life is short and truth works far and lives long: let us speak the truth" - Schopenhauer

[brodieman]

quote:
I second that motion, brodieman. Also, nice Dante Alighieri's "Inferno" quote
thank you, gotta love the classics ;)

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"BEFORE ME NOTHING BUT ETERNAL THINGS
WERE MADE, AND I SHALL LAST ETERNALLY.
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE."

[Chet]

Yer welcome! I love them classics too, but not as much as I love Sweet Melissa. OOOOOOYYEHHH!!!

"But life is short and truth works far and lives long: let us speak the truth" - Schopenhauer

[IkeaBoy]

melissa is amazing. she's the best WNEW female regular EVER including Radio Chick and Melissa, the Philadelphia make-up whore.

She's fun, she's cool, she has an amazing voice. This girl's gonna be a star.

Not that I have anything against any of the other wonderful gals on the board.

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 1-16-02 @ 1:51 PM

[KAHN75]

I AGREE TOTALLY, MELISSA IS ABSOULUTLY BEAUTIFUL AND A VOICE OF A ANGEL. IF ANY ONE DESERVES A CULT FOLLOWING IT IS HER

[KAHN75]

I WOULD LOVE THE SONG SEND IT MY WAY IF YOU WILL

[JustJon]

Security here. Everyone just back up and she may grace you with her presence. For $10, she may even say you're name. The money is non-refundable if she doesn't.

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[Drysacks]

ot m in. The only thing that sucks is that I'm at work when they either play the messages, or she is in studio. Have to change the station for a moment. Can't do anything in a toll booth.

[EffMeBoobs]

Count me in, I love my
beautiful sweet Melissa.
She is the BESTEST! I can't
imagine not even being a
part of the worshippers
club. She's sweet music to
my ears and I'm lucky to
have had the opportunity to
know her.


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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Amuse2KAOS]

hey, can effmeboobs be like, a lesser goddess, but worshipped none-the-less?? ok, you know what, i'm just gonna shut up now...god I hate typing stupid ass crap that no one reads...whoops, i didn't mean to type that...Do I scare you?? no...then there is something severely wrong with you


NE0 919: norton and amused are the 2 coolest ppl

WHen shopping for a drama queen, buy her something drama related, like a casket and a box of tissues

<img border=0 src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/amused2chaos/myhomepage/eye2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US width=300 height=100>
it is totally possible to fly, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss
your buddy, amuse2KAOS...amused2chaos@aol.com...if you have any complaints, well, keep them to yourself, no one cares...so go and cry...HA HA HA, LOSER, I DIDN'T MEAN IT...HAHAHAHA

[BigBlue86]

I could listen to her read the phonebook.

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"I'll tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the same time man. Yeah I've always wanted to do that, and I figured if I was a millionaire I'd be able to hook that up.

[IrishAlkey]

Can I be in charge of the cooler? :)

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[IrishAlkey]

Can I be in charge of the cooler? :)

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Amuse2KAOS]

An alkey in charge of the cooler...do we need someone to be in charge of the person in charge of the cooler...cause I'll do it, I can't promise I'll stop alkey from drinking it all, but I sure as hell won't let him drink it all alone...god, here I am another drunken all-american frat boy..i hate my clothes...not that it has any impact on ANYTHING in this thread...and he got more random and obscure as the night went on...and still no one liked him


NE0 919: norton and amused are the 2 coolest ppl

WHen shopping for a drama queen, buy her something drama related, like a casket and a box of tissues

<img border=0 src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/amused2chaos/myhomepage/eye2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US width=300 height=100>
it is totally possible to fly, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss
your buddy, amuse2KAOS...amused2chaos@aol.com...if you have any complaints, well, keep them to yourself, no one cares...so go and cry...HA HA HA, LOSER, I DIDN'T MEAN IT...HAHAHAHA

[Gvac]

hey, can effmeboobs be like, a lesser goddess, but worshipped none-the-less??
Let me assure you, my good man, that as stunningly beautiful as Melissa is, the fantabulous Ms. Boobs takes a back seat to no one. They both deserve all the love, admiration, and respect this board has to offer, along with my third angel, TooCute.

Now behave yourselves, and Alkey, fish me out a cold one!

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[Amuse2KAOS]

behave...I don't know the meaning of the word...well, actually I do, but I just choose to ignore it...ooook, time to shut up again

NE0 919: norton and amused are the 2 coolest ppl

WHen shopping for a drama queen, buy her something drama related, like a casket and a box of tissues

<img border=0 src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/amused2chaos/myhomepage/eye2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US width=300 height=100>
it is totally possible to fly, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss
your buddy, amuse2KAOS...amused2chaos@aol.com...if you have any complaints, well, keep them to yourself, no one cares...so go and cry...HA HA HA, LOSER, I DIDN'T MEAN IT...HAHAHAHA

[IrishAlkey]

GVAC, it would be my honor to get you a cold one, but, alas, I have been a bad boy. I drank all the beer. I am willing to be spanked for what I've done. So, GVAC, I think your angels have their first mission! LoL :)

Edit: If they choose to accept it, of course. ;)
Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

This message was edited by irishalkey on 11-2-01 @ 2:11 AM

[bluedevil1]

Sounds like a plan.. where do i sign up.


This has been my Fezatorial.....THANK YOU

[jay d]

please send it the song to me ag i'd very much appreciate it

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big thank you to pootertoot for da sig pic

[Sunrisa]

well, about this fan club, there is only one thing i can really say about it...

You dont know how bad i need it.



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[IkeaBoy]

now just make that into a *.wav or *.mp3 file, put a link to it in this thread and I think everything will be just find...even though i'm not particularly your favorite.

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 11-2-01 @ 2:07 PM

[Kaos]

whats up everyone, all i have to say about Melissa is "WoW." also i'm very new at this, can someone tell me how to get those pic and shit uner each message

[F1Gm3nT]

I F'ing LOVE HER. I would be more than glad to join her fan club. where do I sign. Can I get that melissa song please

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[Fallon]

Jeff, Carter get to work on a "Girls of RonFez.net Calendar".

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[Kaos]

thats a good idea, a ronfez girl calender would deffinitly work. "how you people get those f**king pics, someone plz. help"

WaTcH OuT NoW!

[Sunrisa]

you are a fave. but im continually disappointed that you dont participate. i mean you live in the city but didnt find your way to bar crawls...
no matter..
any way check the "who loves who "post which i in fact had updated before i read this post by you. silly silly boy.
and by the way i have this feeling that you are one of my students...are you??

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[INFOSTUD]

Sweet Melissa,

Thanks for responding to this discussion thread. As you can see, you are much beloved by the countless legions of Ron & Fez Fans.

Ron & Fez are great



This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 11-2-01 @ 3:18 PM

[RF Godfather]

Sorry I chimed late on this one but I definitely feel we need a Club in dedication for the lovely and extremely sweet Melissa. A favorite of mine indeed. Words can not express what Miss Sunshine makes me feel.

How can you not love her? What a sweet heart!

Group hug, anyone want in?

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[IkeaBoy]

i'm not a generally social/group person and what do you teach?

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FILM REPORT: Don't Say a Word, 13 Ghosts sucks...Mullholland Drive rules

[D-Man]

Hey guys. This is my first time posting butI have been listening to the show for awhile. Let me tell you Mellissa is the sexiest hottest chic to ever go on the show. I have dreams about that voice.

[weezy]

I'm in. Her sweet voice rocks me into a false sence of security, that I never want to leave. Sweet Melissa be mine.

*** I thought Pavement was metal, but its soft and nice.***

[Sunrisa]

i think a fan club would only be appropriate for ALL of the ladies of ron and fez and ronfez.net including the rest of the swillholes,jennitalia, girl germs. that cute rabbit, too cute effmeboobs, Gwennie,alice,erin moran, mira,inkie, rfbabies...
or not so much a fan club...but somehow all of the ladies should be celebrated

i know you would love these ladies...
cause i do.
feedback?


hot ladies unite!

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.


This message was edited by Sunrisa on 11-4-01 @ 4:03 PM

[jay d]

i think they tried that with the babies and that turned to trouble cuase it was a secluded sect or suttin or other a fan club to one person is easier by the way whoever has that song please send it to heatjd17@aol.com

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big thank you to pootertoot for da sig pic

[F1Gm3nT]

and she speaks like a true lady. I applaud you melissa.

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[RF Godfather]

Sweet Melissa is right. We should not discount the other Swillhole and Babies on the board.

What a classy gal you are, Sweet Melissa!

She can't forget the little people that brought her here.

I salute you.

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 11-4-01 @ 12:20 PM

[EffMeBoobs]

I'm in Melissa. I think it would be lots of fun for these boys...ohh and some of the girls too..hehe

It'll be lots of fun, we could send out 8X10's with our lipstick kiss on it, a love letter, a personal I am an official "......." fan club member pin, and a t-shirt. All for just 45.95, includes shipping and handling.

Hot Babes R Us. ;)

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[RF Godfather]

I am so in... EffMeBoobs, where do I send the cash?

He Hee!

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[IkeaBoy]

While I agree we shouldn't discount the rest of the holes, I'm surprised there haven't been websites dedicated to some, if not all, of the Swillholes. Also, is Clare the only 'hole' that was also a baby?

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[Lisa Croft]

I thought the Swillholes were Melissa, Gina, Helen and myself, but any new members are always welcome. =)

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/lisasig1

[Sunrisa]

effme: now you are thinking..
i like this brainstorming.
we could have contests and the winners could win our panties...(if only we wore them...)
well ikeaboy, the swillholes do not officially have the beautiful crazy claire as a member but again i feel the more the merrier.

Hot Chicks Unite!!
I kinda like RFchicks
or RFholes
or just keep the swillhole name and invite all our goddesses as members.....

again.. ideas??


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[IkeaBoy]

I thought the Swillholes were Melissa, Gina, Helen and myself, but any new members are always welcome. Ah-ha, so there IS an official Swillhole membership list. Still, no matter the amount, I'm still surprised no one has devoted server space to honor you gals.

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Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.
FILM REPORT: Don't Say a Word, 13 Ghosts sucks...Mullholland Drive rules

[Lisa Croft]

I think R&F just lumped us into the Swillhole group because we always seem to show up in-studio at the same times. Whenever they call PanterA and I to come in, they also ask Dan & Gina, Melissa, and Helen & Mikey, I think. We girls tend to gravitate toward the drinking contests, hence, "The Swillholes". Plus, we complement each other very nicely. No two of us are alike.

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[F1Gm3nT]

Enough o the thought of the IDEA can someone show me where to sign?!... please

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[Noellevious]

SWEET MELISSA CARD HOLDER #760....HOOOOA!


Has anyone made a "Sweet Melissa Card Holder #69" joke yet? ;-)

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One Nation...Indivisible.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before...
11. 2. 01.

[Tenbatsuzen]

We girls tend to gravitate toward the drinking contests, hence, "The Swillholes". Plus, we complement each other very nicely. No two of us are alike.



Just like the Spice Girls. I guess with PanterA, Dan, and Mikey involved, it becomes S Club 7.



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[The Blowhard]

And to think that I spoke to her when she first joined the board, and now she's a legend.
EMB, Melissa, and Mira.
I feel like Hugh Hefner! ;)

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[Fallon]

I feel like Hugh Hefner! ;)

Can we roast you?

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[IrishAlkey]

Has anyone made a "Sweet Melissa Card Holder #69" joke yet?

Congrats Noelle, you just did.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[RF Godfather]

Sweet Melissa Cardholder #1...

WHOO-HA!

Just like the Spice Girls. I guess with PanterA, Dan, and Mikey involved, it becomes S Club 7. Great idea but this crew is a lot hotter. How about calling the men of this collective the Spice Boys? I smell recording deal.

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 11-5-01 @ 5:23 AM

[INFOSTUD]

Sweet Melissa,

The legions of your fans have assembled as you can see.

[INFOSTUD]

Sweet Melissa,

The legions of your fans have assembled as you can see.

[JustJon]

that cute rabbit
I thought oolong was male.

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[Green Lantern]

Do you get a Sweet Melissa Sweet ASS card if you join?


Spread Out!!!!,I fight for Truth, Justice and the American way, With great power comes great responsibility. JUST BRING IT!"In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight..."

[Amuse2KAOS]

I WOULD LOVE SWEET MELISSAS SWEET ASS...oh wait...there is a word after that...hold on..oh, sweet ass card..and here I got all worked up...crap...and again i put forth an uncomfortable silence...and yet I still find myself oddly amusing..well, someone has to feel sorry for me...ooh look fingers...and if you don't get that, get a spoon and eat my bung....oh christ...I shouldn't post after midnight anymore, I get all goofy...

THIS IS A DIRECT QUOTE...AN UNSOLICITED QUOTE MIND YOU...NE0 919: norton and amused are the 2 coolest ppl

I would love to be funny, but I keep getting stuck on the fact that I suck...wow, that rhymes...

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amuse2KAOS...amused2chaos@aol.com...if you have any complaints, well, keep them to yourself, no one cares...so go and cry...HA HA HA, LOSER, I DIDN'T MEAN IT...HAHAHAHA

[Solomethod]

Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh my god...oh no....oh no...oh no...OH MY GOD I'M SO IN!!! Every time I hear that girls voice my hand starts shaking uncontrolably in a jerking motion. Sign me up fuckers!

"Be Good, if you can't be good be good at it"

[Hosp]

I know I'm late to join the band wagon, but I knew Melissa reminded me of someone after seeing her at the bar crawl (I never introduced myself because I could never fight through the crowd of guys surrounding her)and it is Frances O'Connor, the Love intrest of Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled.
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0230030/9

Sweet, Petite, and that incredible breathy voice. I'm in for whatever anybody does.

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[F1Gm3nT]

Can I be card holder number 14 please
It's my fav number.

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[TooCute]

Well maybe all the chickies
on the board can send out
autographed lipsticked
pictures not for $45.95
membership, but to anyone
who donates money to
fondryMusicJeff to keep our
board alive!!!


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[INFOSTUD]

Too Cute,

Hell, I'll make a donation if I can something autographed by Sweet Melissa and/or yourself.

I heard you say on R&F last night that you have a web site. Care to reply with the address?

Plus who won the mystery date last night?

[JugoDeMisterio]

No offense guys. I've never spoken to Sweet M. So I don't know her personally. But I totally didn't dig her. I think it was that night of dirty talk. Call me stupid but it's the way I feel. The nam sweet just doesn't seem to fit for her. But like I said before I don't know her so I'm just talking from the outside looking in.

[Doogie]

Forget about the fan club...I just want to find a place where that recording is of her, I can listen to that over and over again.

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla
"get your balls out!!!"

[Amuse2KAOS]

Call me stupid, but this is the way I feel



stupid

I FINALLY, AFTER ALMOST A YEAR, MADE IT TO THREE HUNDRED...I'D LIKE TO THANK THE WOMEN WHO WON'T DATE ME WHO PREVENT ME FROM HAVING A LIFE SO I CAN SIT ON THE INTERNET AND POST, MY PARENTS FOR NOT BELIEVING IN ME AND FORCING ME TO WORK MORE THAN 40 HOURS A WEEK..AND ME FOR NOT HAVING ANY CONFIDENCE TO ASK ANY WOMEN OUT ON DATES PAST THE FIRST REJECTION...oh yes, and I'm not thanking god...

I would love to be funny, but I keep getting stuck on the fact that I suck...wow, that rhymes...

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Yea, that's actually me in the pic... amused2chaos@aol.com , my motto...JUST DEAL WITH IT

[TooCute]

Check my profile.

And sweet melissa most definitely is the sweetest lil thing out there!

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[Doogie]

Is sweet Melissa going to be the start of a new generation of babies?? I mean after the debacle with Moshin, the babies bridge was kind of burned...perhaps Melissa can help rebuild...

CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla
"get your balls out!!!"

[F1Gm3nT]

I allready sent my check out for the donation. so can I get my card and stuff please.

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WiF !m@g1N�t�0n
Ÿ*Gm3nT

[armymad]

WAIT ARE THE ANY PICS OF HER

[EffMeBoobs]

Sweet Melissa... I'll join any ranks with you and the other hot babes of the board. If I could be as honored to be a member of any RF babe group, I would be the happiest ever.
RF HotChicks UNITE!

TooCute, great idea! We'll donate the money to the board. If we could REALLY get something together and get an 8X10 picture of each one of us and sell it to make profits for the board, it would be excellent and each person buying would have a hot memento to run a batch to each night. ;)
I'm so in for anything, IM me Melissa. My screen name is LQQIEEE on aim.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Tenbatsuzen]

And for the girls, we can have a "Men of RonFez.net" calendar.

You know, pictures of Poot with puppy dogs... Gvac chopping wood... PanterA in uniform... myself in boxer shorts cooking in the kitchen...



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[Charlie The Drops Kid]

Sweet Melissa Soundboard on the way, guys. Save your batches till then ;)

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[LingRLonger]

I just posted the Sweet Melissa song at:

http://whatleyradio.freeservers.com/Favorite_Links.html

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"Ugly enough to gross out a proctologist"

[RF Godfather]

I just posted the Sweet Melissa song...

Thank you Sweet Jesus! Sweet indeed.

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfmark.jpg
WWFallon continues to impress with this one...

[Amuse2KAOS]

ok, I now have my computer set up so that no matter what I do...start up, shut down, error, critical stop, question...a sweet melissa sound drop is played...that a SMSD (sweet melissa sound drop) on average once every two minutes...not if I have a recharge time of 1 minute...carry the three...wow...my skin will be suprisingly clear

I would love to be funny, but I keep getting stuck on the fact that I suck...wow, that rhymes...

<img border=0 src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/amused2chaos/myhomepage/eye2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US width=300 height=100>

Yea, that's actually me in the pic... amused2chaos@aol.com , my motto...JUST DEAL WITH IT...love me?? please???

[INFOSTUD]

Amuse,

Go to www.goldwave.com and you can download an Audio Editor. This will let you cut-and-paste your favorite segments of the song and save them as separate files that can be used for assorted system sounds--especially startup and shutdown.

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[F1Gm3nT]

Oh my God. Melissa if you do read this I would just like to say that your voice drives me crazy (in a great way). Tonigt at work I couldn't concentrate wich has never happend with any girls voice. I just would like to say that you are terrific. I also met and talked to you at the bar crawl and must say you are absolutely adorable. and yeah.... I will go under my rock now. just want to say again that you are just terrific. wich I could get to know you more but oh well...
ok im gone

[img]http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/6975.jpg[img]

WiF !m@g1N�t�0n
Ÿ*Gm3nT

[JustJon]

And for the girls, we can have a "Men of RonFez.net" calendar.

You know, pictures of Poot with puppy dogs... Gvac chopping wood... PanterA in uniform... myself in boxer shorts cooking in the kitchen...
Now I'm traumatized...

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon2.jpg">

[schaller1]

Tenbatsuzen- you're scaring me, stop it

HOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH,
jakub

[Halo Five]

Ill join....why not..let me know where to sign up...

See Ya

[RF Johnny]

My GOD!! She deserves her own radio show..TV show and major movie deal!!! She's a GODDESS!! Pictures, pictures and more pictuers!!!

Remember; Your only as young as the woman you feel!

[Trojan_rabbit]

Last time I checked(12 seconds ago) I was Male. and As far as I know I'm the only Rabbit. So can somene Introduce me to The Girl Bunny Pleeeeezeeeee

<html><img src="http://community.webtv.net/Trojan_Rabbit/doc/scrapbookFiles/mailedD3.jpg" width="300" height="100"><font size=6>Hey 3 Beer Miracle. Don't Fuck with the Artificial</html>

[F1Gm3nT]

I tend to find out that rabbits that don't like joe poo are verry good eating for dragons like myself
=)

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WiF !m@g1N�t�0n
Ÿ*Gm3nT

[Sunrisa]

i wasnt certain of the gender of the bunny oolong.
the bunny had such a strong personality i assumed it to be female. i never asked tho...
anyway i think oolong should be the focal point of any fan club. i like rabbits but my cat melvin haates them . im gonna be in big trouble.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[IrishAlkey]

I already ordered the T-shirts so let's get moving on the fanclub guys!

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[hammersavage]

I am so in the club.
She is hot with the best voice ever and she even seems like a nice girl.

I still have a huge crush on Claire. I love crazy bitches.

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eat me

[INFOSTUD]

Sweet Melissa,

Hordes of your followers want to make the club official.

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[INFOSTUD]

Sweet Melissa,

As of this writing the discussion thread about the "Sweet Melissa Fan Club" has been viewed 1606 times. Now that's love!!!

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[JustJon]

Info, Savage, shrink the sigs to 300x100

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon2.jpg">

[IrishAlkey]

T-shirts are in. First come, first serve!

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[RF Johnny]

Sweet Mel is certainly HOT!! But I must introduse the theory that TOOCUTE need's the same reconition as a compete HOTTIE! I'm new on the site but am blown away on, a both, lovely and intellegent Woman!! You ROCK!!

Remember; Your only as young as the woman you feel!

[armymad]

I NEED TO SEE Apic of mellissa

[Claire]

I haven't seen a pic & don't need to.
That voice-that laugh-that scientific knowledge-
I love her. I adore her.
How cute can one person possibly be?
As cute as Sweet Melissa I guess.
Count me in for the Fan Club!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Melissa is awesome! She's sweet, sexy, and smart! Awesome combo!


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[spound]

Where is there a picture of sweet melissa?

[dassal3399]

I think Sweet Melissa sounds so hot, everytime she is on the show. Damn right, there should be a Sweet Melissa Fan Club because she's so hot.

[Sunrisa]

hi guys..
alice thank you. but i think all women of ron and fez should be celebrated...

there is a picture of me on wnew.com halloween baar crawl pics. im the chick in the maids outfit.

you guys are too sweet...by the way.
rock on.


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Amuse2KAOS]

ok melissa, if we worship you all, can I be your concubine then??

<img border=0 src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/amused2chaos/myhomepage/eye2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US width=300 height=100>LIFE IS LIKE A RETARDED CLOWN, YOU DON'T LAUGH WITH IT, YOU PULL DOWN IT'S PANTS THE CENTER OF TOWN...I know, it makes no sense, but hey, but then again, do I???

[Cybersoldier]

yeah especially after tonight, me and every guy would sign up

This message was edited by Cybersoldier on 11-16-01 @ 9:19 PM

[Captain Rooster]

nice job tonight ladies!!!!

[center] <img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/punisher.jpg>
<marquee>I tried so hard, and got sor far...in the end..it doesn't even matter! I trusted you....and you left me behind................but yet I still survived</marquee>

[devilsrule]

i think that you should DEFINETLY start a sweet melissa fan club

it would be so cool

Kindest Regards, Philip

[Gvac]

Melissa is the sweetest, prettiest, warmest, funniest, smartest, sexiest, most caring and sincere person I have ever met in my entire life. She deserves a horde of worshippers for reasons far greater than her voice or radio show antics.

I just wanted everyone to know there is far more to the wonderful "Sweet Melissa" than a sexy voice; she is also a top notch human being, and one classy lady. I thank God that I have been able to get to know her personally; she has forever changed my life.

Thank you, Melissa, and God bless you.



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I bow to Lt. Rooster for this sig pic

[INFOSTUD]

Admin Dude,

According to the "Properties" of my two signature pics, they're the following sizes.

The signature with the costume character (Feegle of the Banana Splits) with the guitar is 180 x 226 pixels.

The second signature pic--shown below--is 144 x 136 pixels.

Please let me know which one is acceptable.

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[BalzonHooky]

Wish I could find a picture of her on this sight! The "No, yes, please" drop almost puts me in a ditch every time its played. By the way-why is it they don't play the full drop anymore?

e-mail: BalzonHooky@aol.com or BobMacNJ@aol.com C'YA!

[fez215]

you can count me In the fan club.And that's the bottom cause fez215 said so.What!

[fez215]

you can count me In the fan club.And that's the bottom cause fez215 said so.What!

[F1Gm3nT]

oh damn.. yeah where is my card Is this like the big ass card that you gotta wait a long ass while?

[img]http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/23205[img]

deal wid da matter

[armymad]

this pic don't do you justicehttp://www.wnew.com/randf/10-26-01_Bar_Crawl/Photo01.jpg

http://www.dtic.mil/armylink/photos/May1999/longbow6.gifput your sack into it



This message was edited by armymad on 12-3-01 @ 7:35 PM

[legroommusic]

I'd buy a tee.
Melissa used to date a high school buddy of mine

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[Circus Boy]

i would like to be the president of this club..since melissa and i go way back...what do you think melissa...i should of posted alot eariler in this thread but the moved F`ed up my internet connection

<img src="http://members.aol.com/piconspiracy/images/circusboy.gif">
Somebody finally got Photoshop!

[Justin_K]

I really can't say anything new that any of you guys haven't already said. She is just unbelievable.

~Justin
Hard Core Percussion

[Sunrisa]

Circus Boy- we do indeed go way back. you should be captain of the club if it ever happens..but it really wont ever happen...this is an old old thread...
:-)
i love the circus boy!


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[impactplayer2k1]

I saw melissa at iggy's. She's so adorable. She's like that care bear I always wanted.

<IMG SRC="http://iscream.20megsfree.com/images/impact2k1.jpg">
AOL IM at IMPACTPLAYER 2K1.

[legroommusic]

I call vice president of the club.

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[bethy]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEETIE!
LOTS OF LOVE TO YOU ... YOUR FAN AND FRIEND BETHY LOVES YOU!!!!

Very truly yours,
BETHY

[JerseyRich]

I refuse to post on the "Stalkers of Sweet Melissa Club" thread....
Oh shit!
Well as long as I am here...
I will be the official Fan Club photographer...I can take pictures of all the guys sitting around at our meetings...talking about Melissa...
On second thought...i should distance myself from all those involved with the club...
:)

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/cammanrich1/myhomepage/r&fxmas%20copy.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
French Bread Pizza...uh...Now I'm Starvin'!
#833 seeeeyuh!
AIM: CamManRich

[no1dooshbag]

IN...all I can say about this topic, IN!!!!!

[CountingCrowsGuy]

This is my first post ever and I think she is worth it. I am totally in love with her, I regret not going on any of the bar crawls just to possibly get the chance to MAYBE talk to her. Where can I see some pics of her? Thanks

[IkeaBoy]

I will be the official Fan Club photographer...I can take pictures of all the guys sitting around at our meetings...talking about Melissa...why photograph our pathetic horney asses when you can take candid shots at Melissa

-----
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[JerseyRich]

Ikea...
You are assuming that Melissa will actually be showing up to this meeting...
That is a little premature, don't you think?

:)


<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/cammanrich1/myhomepage/rfnetjerseyrich2.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US>
#833 seeeeyuh!
AIM: CamManRich

[IkeaBoy]

doesn't premature and Melissa just GO together? and where did I say that Melissa was going to show up at the meeting? Don't you understand how sunglasses, a scarf, a hat and a camera is just an average guy photographing landscapes to so many people?

-----
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[JerseyRich]

I know what you are talking about Ikea... I have been photographing Pooter for many years now...Selling lollypops from his car...Leaving the playground with stains all over his pants...and walking around the elementary school with his pants down...
Oops...I have said to much...

IM me for the pics which I speak of.

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#833 seeeeyuh!
AIM: CamManRich

[scorpion]

Count me in. Who could not resist that voice. Sweet Melissa I could listen to her all noght long. :):):):):)

[RONNO]

I surely do agree!!!

;)

[satan-2]

hell's yeah!!

later

[DRCHICKEN]

Hi People im all for a sweet MELISSA fan club - hey maybe a sweet MELISSA sound board too and some sexy pictres of her . I LOVE SWEET MELISSA !!!!!!!!!!

HEY !!!!!

[INFOSTUD]

There's one already available!!! I forgot where got maybe Foundrymusic.com; I'll try to re-create the crime and find where I got it.

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 1-14-02 @ 9:31 AM

[INFOSTUD]

There's one already available!!! I forgot where got maybe Foundrymusic.com; I'll try to re-create the crime and find where I got it.

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 1-14-02 @ 9:33 AM

[INFOSTUD]

Dr. Chicken:

I found my copy; I can e-mail it to you if you like. Otherwise, it's in the messageboard's media section

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 1-15-02 @ 3:33 PM

[DarkHippie]

I'm in. Just hearing her voice is like sitting in a massage chair at brookstone's--an initimate, and ultimately soggy experience . . . Ooops . . did I say that out loud?

I swear, it's not contagious!

[Trunkx]

a melissa fan club duh we should have started this along time ago

"You are free to sever the chains of fate that bind you"

[furie]

She's like that care bear I always wanted.


you like care bears?!?



<img src="http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/furie.jpg">

[nowimstarvin]

i'll be the V.P. Of the fan club

[JazzTrumpet]

Is there any pictures online of Sweet Melissa?!?!

Peace

Phil

[Icebox]

She's like that care bear I always wanted.

Hey somebody actually wanted to get it on with a Care Bear...those therapy sessions are really workin'...aren't they!

[Icebox]

Somebody needs to take her voice and put on a 900 number...well actually make it an 800 number, I'm on a budget...Melissa your voice is sweet!!

[Ihaveissues]

Count me in...It's cheaper than calling a sex line!

The few...the proud...the message board!

[Green Lantern]

Do we get a Sweet Melissa moan card?
:-)

[Sunrisa]

i may be easy but im not cheap!



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[sexy bastard]

hey i would loveto be a member...hmmm come tothink of it melissa i did ask for you to do my voicemail for me ...but alas you enver responded <sigh>


the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[erole]

The best is when Sweet Melissa laughs. Actually, it's more like a giggle. There's a specific giggle she does when she's not completely on the microphone. It's more of a background thing. Absolutely ADORABLE!

Alas, it's still Lisa for me...those damn pictures, she's captivating.

LOVE:

Let Our Vision Expand; Let Our Vices Erode.

Living On Victory Eternal, Living On Vital Expression.

[Green Lantern]

Sweet Melissa....NOOOOOW!!!!!

[Koose]

I am only 15 years old and Sweet Melissa's voice is the hottest voice that I will ever hear. I love her. :)

[Sunrisa]

i would Love to hear fezzie scream

"melissa nooow"

that would be the coolest moment.


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Hosp]

i would Love to hear fezzie scream...

Wouldn't his fiance in Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada have a problem with that?

I'm still in the club, but I haven't received my membership card yet.

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hospitaliano/files/Hospjpg.JPG</center><center>In each of us, two natures are at war- the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose- what we want most to be we are.</center><center>1/18/02 J&H Never Forget</center>

[Koose]

I love Sweet Melissa!!!!!!!!!

[Gaia]

I'll sign up, It's not JUST that she's sexy, she's super smart. And she's not afraid to show it. I dont think there's anything better than a smart sexy woman. GO Melissa!!!

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This message was edited by Gaia on 2-3-02 @ 6:14 PM

[Sunrisa]

thank you Gaia.
:-)
---------------

and by the way fezzie did do the billy stpales like scream for me...
can all my dreams really come true on the ron fez radio???

so happy


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Ants In My Pants]

It's not JUST that she's sexy, she's super smart.
I'm in, I love a woman who gives good mind.

Sweet Melissa Fan Club Cardholder #219940785624


<marquee>I couldn't think of anything funny to put here in my sig, so I figured I would just make a marquee instead... When I think of something, I'll put it here... Maybe it will also scroll... Maybe I'll just have it sit here and look pretty... If I use different colors, it will enhance the beauty of it... IrishAlkey is a homo...

[sexy bastard]

hmmmm

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[Gaia]

Your Welcome:)
It's funny you mention that Melissa, I died laughing when I heard that. That's one of my favorite things he does, and I always say, I would love to hear him say my name like that!

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[thedisposablehero]

where can i get a sweet melissa sound wave. i need it to go on and i cant without her!! Please help!!

SEEEYYAA

[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

To quote Billy Madison: "So Hot, Want to Touch the Hiney" When do I get my wallet sized picture of Sweet Melissa to show off?
No Signature, Everyone my age does it

[furie]

ok ok ok. you win. after last night's performance, I am now a member of the Sweet Melissa Fan club

great job SM!



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Thanks WWFallon!

[science!]

I think fanclub members should get daily phonecalls from her...it's only right!

See Ya!

[Knocked]

Hey science! great idea,,,Gaia and I are waiting for our calls :) :)

<img src="http://knocked.homestead.com/files/knocked1.jpg">
Seeya!

[FiveB247]

I just want to say ..Melissa...you sound so nice and smart. You rock. I should only be so lucky ;) . hehe
...anyways..consider me a member of the fan club.

http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnetFiveB247.JPG

[Harley John]

Melisa your better than viagra .After 20yrs being married she lays there like a lox. I put a walkman on with your moans before sex hooo ha. ps please make a christmas album next year. love ya baby

[furie]

do members of the Sweet Melissa
Fan Club get a free breakfast like
paul-o?




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[teesquare]

hi mel, your'e awsome!!! by the way, belated happy birthday!!! that cute and lovely voice of yours makes my day!!!:)

[Megadeth]

where can i find pictures of sweet melissa?

[Megadeth]

what media section?

[Megadeth]

the blonde melissa that's all over Opie and Anthony's site?

[Green Lantern]

Sweet Melissa knows how the give the sweet O... If she can fake it that good can you just picture how she would act for real.

NO EVIL OR HOT CHICKS SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT!
<img src="http://gvac.50megs.com/images/greenlanternsig.jpg">

Sig pic done by GVACNOMORE

[PanterA]

where can i find pictures of sweet melissa?

Look in the media section and download the Halloween bar crawl pics, Christmas Party pics...ect She's in a bunch of them.

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsigI crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[RobertXPerez]

you got that right.Sweet Melissa is sweet music to my ears.

RobertXPerez

[kekermahoney]

I dont know about a circle jerk, but i'd join the club! hehe if I ever find a gal who talks like THAT in bed, i'm keeping her~

dont just stare at it, eat it!


www.realitees.com

[Harley John]

Count me in if that girl dont start a 1900 sex line I just dont know, I would be a customer. Hell Melissa will even give Viagra competition .SEE YA

[Whistler]

I must touch myself every time I hear that voice.

"Don't you boys know any nice songs?"

[furie]

I must touch myself every
time I hear that voice.


Ok, Terrific!



<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/spcyclops.jpg" width=300 height=100 >
AIM:furie1335

[Archivis]

Let me jump on the wagon of all those that worship the Goddess Melissa! I would take a bullet for this one of a kind wonderful woman. I just have no other words to say it... She is Melissa, and I will personally give a phone call to God asking him to make a constellation of her! Sign me up for the fan club/worshiper's croner/ whatever it ends up being called! :)

~Archivis, the disgruntled Dwarf

[Ryan the Great]

YES i agree with a worshipper fanclub. Thanks to sweet melissa i devirginized my radio.


i'm just kidding of course.
O'DOYLE RULES.

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I will not die! I will not kill! I will not be your slave! I will not fight your battles! I will not die on your battlefields! I will not fight for your wealth! I am not a fighter! I am a human being!
- Anti-Flag


peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

[JustinR]

Where can i find pics of sweet melissa?

<a href="http://chicks.lentsite.com/sweet/">You can also find pics of her here
</a></b>


<img src="http://lent.quentinr.com/skyysig.jpg"><br>
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[GOIRISH13]

I agree the Melissa is very cute and great for the R&F Show. I hope your well Sweet Melissa. Take Care

GO IRISH!!!!!!!!

[bisqit999]

Melissa, will you marry me? <P>

[PmTick]

I'm in. Nuff said <P>

Pass the time kickin' as time rips by
Neither goose nor the gander fly
Buy a minute spend an hour burnin', burnin'
Take a peak as the model earns it, earns it
Walk a mile as it keeps crawlin', crawlin'
Clean the politician, wash with everpure

[hammersavage]

Lent, no offense but those pics kind of suck. She doesn't look very special in them.

Can anyone help a brother out and post the pics from the christmas and halloween party in this thread? My comp won't let me download them for some reason.

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eat me

[Grand Master B]

Sweet Melissa... if you're reading..... I am as long as this thread! Wink Wink <P>

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Because "I" said so...

[VashTheWicked]

Melissa, The modern word for Woman, Sexy, Goddess and many other appropriate words......Fan Club......best idea ever!

[McNabbShouldDie]

never has there been a woman on this earth who's very voice could make me shoot my love mayonaisse like Sweet Melissa :)

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Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must be put to death.

[Daniel from Alabama]

I agree that Melissa has the hottest voice EVER! But can we also start an Ice Cream Girl Fan Club as well? I am a huge fan of hers... :) <P>

[fnkymnky500]

Ice Cream Girl is hott...but Melissa's moan top' Ice Cream girl..seeing that it's a radio show

[DRCHICKEN]

YES I HAD THAT IDEA AND POSTED IT WAY BACK WHEN AND IT GOT BAD RESPONCE BUT IM FOR A SWEET MELISSA FAN CLUB AS I WAS THEN AND ITS OK IF YOU TOOK MY IDEA NOT !!





HEY !!!!!

[nortonfan]

Count me in. Melissa's voice is so sexy.

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[StreetPat]

I would join the Sweet Melissa fan club any day. She's the Bomb Diggitty. <P>

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[panac7777]

melissa should definitely have her own fan club. she is SOOOO HOT!!!!

Philip Nacamuli

[Freal]

Hi, im new to the bord and have no idea what melissa looks like. Is there anyway to see her pics?

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[Freeze]

Sweet Melissa needs her own fan club. She never did the show wrong except not giving up the lamb sasuge but that was a pretty entertaining

[MrMarcus]

Has anyone figured out where she's hiding the sausage from Ronnie? She is deliberately not telling Ronnie where that sausage is. She claims it's a secret.


I don't think that she should have a fan club until she tells us where she's hiding the sausage? Come on Melissa! Where are you hiding that sausage??

[Green Lantern]

When is the Sweet Melissa fan club going to start. She's a radio golden voice Goddess !

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO
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[TheKnicks23]

she certainly deserves it

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[Sunrisa]

i will play hide the sausage with ronnie or fezzie any day!



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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Anthony Natoli]

I like her looks more than her voice. But I'll take both. She's great!

[Gvac]

I've just re-upped to a lifetime membership in the Sweet Melissa fan club.

What a woman.

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[Captain Rooster]

I walk through my day with a looped MP3 of Sweet Melly's moan playing on my headphones.

I love this club;) and Mel.

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[PanterA]

Sweet Melissa card member 418 checkin in.

"ohh ohh, oh yesss"

I get my gold card in 2 weeks. I cant wait!!

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[Contra]

i must become a member, I MUST YOU HEAR ME!!!!

so, how i get in?

Kill the weak
Contra

[RenAndFonz]

I'm in! It must contain the moan she did at Big Ass Nite of Fights II....

[outlawz118]

sweeeet...I like it baby and I love you...muah!

YEAH

[Gvac]

I think the main drawback of Ron and Fez being on middays is that we don't get to hear Melissa as often.

Time to start double-shifting again, boys!

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Thanks, JerseyRich!

[William the Bloody]

How about some pics of this chick?

[Green Lantern]

I think the main drawback of Ron and Fez being on middays is that we don't get to hear Melissa as often.

Yeah that suck ! To bad R&F can't get Tenacious C to moan like Melisaa.

PAPA DON'T PREACH!!
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[Dudeman]

historians will point to the
day that the "ona,wnew
offical thread" passed
"sweet meissa fan club" as
the most popular thread as
the beginning of the end


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[TheMojoPin]

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the Godzilla Fan Club thread...my bad.

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[Mad Mardagian]

Not much hotter then her i must say.

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[gunji]

Nothing against Melissa, but you
boyz need to get out a lot more.


"Gunji called us baby."
-Fez

[JustJon]

Time to start double-shifting again, boys!
funny, I thought "double-shifting" is what all the boys listening to their radios start doing when they hear her moaning.

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[MissExplosivo]

Where do I sign up? <P>

m'tea sumthin'

[irishguyinya]

Sign me up. Will there be a secret hand shake?

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

[PanterA]

GOD NO!!

last thing i want to do after a sweet mellissa listening party is to shake any of your hands.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

I think the main drawback of Ron and Fez being on middays is that we don't get to hear Melissa as often.

Maybe they can call her..

Sign me-up oh you little radio wave vixen

I Used to Make Peanuts Puting Tons of Criminals in Cells.. Now I make Tons Letting One Out!!!!!!!!!!! CA-CHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!

[MissExplosivo]

Maybe I should call in. My moans are pretty good. Not as hot as Melissa's but who's really are?

m'tea sumthin'

[McNabbShouldDie]

Its been like 5 months and still no one has sent me my Sweet Melissa Card yet.

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[gasman]

i think a sweet malissa moaning club for women only is in order :} whoaaaa

[alcoolala2]

WHERE CAN I GET A GLIMPSE OF SWEET MELLISSA'S PIC......?

[nycenice]

u can see her pic in last year's halloween pics. this will sound sooo geeky but i sorta kinda wrote some plots out for a sweet mellissa comic book type thing but i can't draw worth a lick so that's out the window. whatever happened to randf taking pics of girls visiting?

this is where i'd have my sig pic if i had the know how to do it

[Vash]

Wow, I have wanted to meet the girl behind the moan forever now, and what seems to be the end of the road for Ron and Fez in NY and my favorite holiday seemed the best time to do it. So the end of the later on in the evening the Sweet one rolls in and I finally meet her in all her glory....me and my trusty cam take two pics....the camera eats the pics so i explain and ask her if I can take them again, and she of course ..so i do it again and .....low and behold my camera eats thyem again....living up to her name and being probably the nicest girl i have ever met, as well as cutest she lets me take em again....only one of the two worked....$1000 stupid camera and the 2 most important pics I wanted to take get eaten....Melissa was sweet through it all and gave me a nice goodbye hug and kiss and I went on my way...truly a goddess among mortals, I guess what I'm trying to say is ...eh shes pretty cool ;) Love ya Melissa! :)

[RonMwangaguhunga]

Sweet Melissa had me at "chevolette"

[RonMwangaguhunga]

I want to show Sweet Melissa my lamb sausage

[TheMojoPin]

I love my drug buddy.

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[imallout007]

I'm in!

[toneburst20]

oh well i guess i have to join in... got to meet melissa on the way home from the big ass night of frights.. what a sweet girl... she even kicked the sleeping drunk to tell him the train was there while the rest of us stepped over him <P>

[TheMojoPin]

Monty got a raw deal.

Try not to breathe.

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[furie]

it's truly frightening how often this thread is the first post, and sometimes the only post for new members.

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[angrymissy]

I love my drug buddy.

Lemonheads?

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[TheMojoPin]

Lemonheads?

Yes. And a side effect.

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[Style1550]

Sign me up...Is there infact a picture of sweet melissa or any of the girls for that matter...BESIDES PATTY!!!

[INFOSTUD]

Buddies, <P>
First there was the Big Ass Card and now there will be the Sweet Melissa

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[Reephdweller]

sign me up.

shake it upppp!!!

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[Heavy]

I still want in this club!

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[PrisonSex]

I'll sign up, I'll sign up for anything!

If ninjas were kool-aid, I would drink a lot of kool aid.

[Devastator1979]

I just became a member, and it's all because of Melissa. Her voice is soooo amazing, god I love it! Anyone know where I can find pics of her? I have only seen one, and she is gorgeous. Thanks :)

Much Clown Love

[RageCage]

Count me in!

Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[TheMojoPin]

I demand only a donkey to ride, and people to carpet my path with palm leaves...

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