The Random Hookup game...

[Big Jim]

Ok fellow boarders, this is a game that we bored as fuck people do at Villanova around Finals Time on the voice mail system. Instead of studying Government, we think of the two most random people to hook up, and post it in voice mail. They can be celebrities, board members, etc. Just gotta be random. Here is my vote:

Jerry Lewis and Miss Cleo.
(this is prolly my worst post ever)

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*BIG JIM*

[Pootertoot]

Shaquille O'Neal and Doctor Ruth.

Giant and midget sex, how can you get any better?

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Censored, Because I'm a Responsible Moderator, who fucks children in the ass.

[Sheeplovr]

Big jim and tony clifton


and Robin the boy wonder says
"holy fight club batman how would that work"

number 333 its the way to be
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[Lisa Croft]

Richard Simmons and Ricky Martin.

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[TheGameHHH]

Me and your mother!
That's right, I'm talking about YOUR mother.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

[Dan]

Allen "The Game" Iverson and Julie Cavner

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[Sheeplovr]

scooby doo and astro

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[Sheeplovr]

spuds buckly and Jim shorts

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[Noellevious]

Michael Jackson and Enrique Iglesias.

I feel so dirty now. ::shiver::

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One Nation...Indivisible.

[Fallon]

Carrot Top and Calista Flockhart

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[Captain Rooster]

Godzilla and Tigger

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[Sheeplovr]

Slimer from ghostbusters and bambie

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[skullcrush]

christopher reeves and that little midget retard from the facts of life.

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[Sheeplovr]

Ted bundy and Mary tyler moore

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POWER AND CHAOS

[iscream22]

GVAC and my mother!

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[Big Jim]

Winnie Cooper and Al Dukes

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*BIG JIM*

[Gvac]

Iscream22 and Britney Spears

T

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Another Lt. Rooster production!

[ag]

Fez and Mario Cantone........
That old gag

Big Jim and Gay Marco
Micheal Jackson and Connie Chung

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Im just the plain ordinary guy nobody gives a crap about. Boring name boring person, put me out of my missery and shoot me!

1.21niggawatts









This message was edited by ag1247 on 11-1-01 @ 8:44 PM

[Noellevious]

Rosie O Donell and Sideshow Bob

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One Nation...Indivisible.

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[Lisa Croft]

Barbara Walters and Nipsy Russell



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[EffMeBoobs]

Larry King and Nancy
Reagan.


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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[IrishAlkey]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and the Pope.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Jim Poo]

Me and Sweet, sweet Melissa. ::drool::

You have the hair of a lego person. Awful!!
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[CruelCircus]

Curtis Armstrong and Charlotte Church.

(Curtis was Booger in Nerds, and Charles DeMar in Better Off Dead.)



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They counted wrong." - Ronny Reagan
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[RF Godfather]

Anthony and the Olsen Twins.

Nah... been there done that...

Rupaul and Martha Stewart.

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New sig thanks to WWFallon.

[Sheeplovr]

The Time to make the doughnuts guy from dunkin doughnuts and Ronald mcDonalld

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POWER AND CHAOS

[Big Jim]

I thought of this one tonight at the bar...
Judge Wapner and Martha Stewart
also, courtesy of my co-host Bryan...
Bea Arthur and Andrew Dice Clay.

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Fighting off the evils of prejudice at Villanova University, missing Ron and Fez,
*BIG JIM*

[The Blowhard]

Pootertoot and The Harlem Boys Choir.
Carter and Star Jones.
Gvac and Bea Arthur.
Skullcrush and Penny Krone.
EMB and Bob Hope.
Horde King and Dr. Ruth.
Gwen and Buddy Hackett.
Rooster and Susan Sarandon.
Dan and Lola Falana.
Perrynoid and Squeaky Fromme.
Big Jim and Louie Anderson.




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pootertoot inc.

[Big Jim]

courtesy of my radio broadcasting professor::
Bob Barker and Luciano Pavarotti

courtesy of random Villanova 'ho Ashley:
Bob Saget and Courtney Love

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Fighting off the evils of prejudice at Villanova University, missing Ron and Fez,
*BIG JIM*

[Big Jim]

why not ressurect this post too? Now I know what Heckler does during the midday, go thru all his old posts:-) OK I have another random couple that you would never see hookup...

Mindy Cohn and Elton John.

Dumb Donald was so dumb. Instead of praying to God at church, he prays to... <img src = "http://members.aol.com/jimandbryan/myhomepage/rnfbigjim.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US"> Thank you Jersey Rich for this sig!SEEEEEYUH!!
*BIG JIM*

[Tall_James]

Camryn Manheim and Tommy Lee

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[DarkHippie]

OJ Simpson and Carmen Miranda

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living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[FUNKMAN]

Popeye and Polly Purebread

Sponge Bob and Raggedy Ann





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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-19-02 @ 5:45 PM

[DarkHippie]

salt and slug

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<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[sunndoggy8]

David Hasselhoff and Emeril Lagasse.

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<font color="#0F00CD">"Lumos!"</font color="#0F00CD">

[The mighty Thor]

Heckler and Elaine Boosler.






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[MANdrew]

john ritter and cindy lauper

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<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[CovDiesel]

Georghe Muresan and Star Jones.

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[Gaia]

Bill Gates and Charro
Velma from scooby Doo and Bill Clinton

More to come!!

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[CovDiesel]

Steve Howe and Mother Theresa

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[MANdrew]

mary kate and ashley olsen

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<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[Big Jim]

Myam Bialik and Dale Earnhard Jr

milton berle and margarat cho

The pregnant Weather Channel chick and Bob Denver

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*BIG JIM*

[The Blowhard]

Mighty Thor and his Parole Officer.

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"Old Moderators never die, they just smell that way".

[FUNKMAN]

Wilma Flintstone and Jackie Gleason

Grape Ape and Gigantor

Mr Peebles and Mr Whipple



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[RF Godfather]

Hulk Hogan and Rosie O'Donell!

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[AngelAmy]

fezzy and some invisible chick from niagra falls, ontario, canada

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[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

Worst:Al Dukes (get it cause he likes men) and any Female
Best:Me, Sweet Melissa, Crazy Claire and Angel Amy Four way Loving equals good times (Note not a 4 way lesbian encounter, because I have a quite large piece of sausage)

This message was edited by LatterYearsJimMorrison on 2-20-02 @ 12:45 PM

[legroommusic]

Abe vigota and amy grant

let me know.

[MANdrew]

tony dungy and rhea perlman

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<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[Prince Neptune]

Pamela Anderson and Stephen Hawking

Molester of mermaids and seafairing maidens